A/N: I'm kind of upset because I had this chapter (or b-day) halfway done
and I accidentally saved something over it...made me mad, so hopefully I can
remember everything...oh yeah warning: this chapter may contain potty words
so read at your own risk!
Disclaim: Once again I do not own anything from Underworld, if I did then I would be most pleased with myself because it's a great investment...anyways enjoy!
Btw... just so you know ... I don't write about every class every day mostly because I wanted these to be short and not long, and I can't think of all classes soooo....
A Day:
Choir Health (lunch afterwards) Math French/Spanish (depends who we talk about)
B Day:
World Geography/ World History Science (biology) and lunch after P.E. (physical education English (mwahahaha)
Today's B-day starts in World Geography, and here's the seating chart just so you don't get confused...
[Teacher's desk] [Front board] [Door]
[Sonja] [Student #1] [Raze]
[Lucian] [Selene] [Student #3]
[Charli] [Michael] [Erika]
[Gavin] [Kahn] [Soren]
[Phoebe] [Student #4] [Kraven]
~*~ B-Day ~*~
Narrator: Teacher walks in. He is very old. Some wonder why he is still alive, and is it still legal to be breathing at this age...
Student #1: Good Morning Mr. Wyentakento
Narrator: Everyone looks at student #1 and instead says...
Everyone: Good Morning Mr. Double U...
Very old teacher: Mornin' students! Today we're going to learn 'bout my favorite place (much emphasis on favorite) TEXAS!
Narrator: The teacher yells making everyone jump. Charli gets very irritated.
Charli: Rolling buckweed. Ok next state!
Geezer-like teacher: Now, now Charli. There's more to Texas than cowboys and ranches and duds.
Charli: Yeah! There's cow's that go moo, and chickens that go squawk! Trust me I've been there!
Million-year-old teacher: Really Charli? Where did you go?
Charli: Lubbock.
Narrator: Very very old teacher makes a big sly smile, which would scare pretty much everyone.
Lucian laughs: Where the dust rolls faster then the people.
Sonja turns around: You've been to Texas? You've been to the states?
Narrator: Sonja looks a bit bewildered.
Lucian looks sheepishly: Yes, my pet. A while ago.
Narrator: Raze smiles at the memory
Raze: Oh yea that's where you met that cowgirl!
Narrator: He laughs.
Raze: Great times brother. Wild and crazy.
Narrator: Sonja glares at Lucian flipping her hair in his face ignoring whatever was about to come out of his mouth.
Charli asks randomly: What's the difference between wild and crazy?
Phoebe: Crazy is how you are normally; wild is how you are drunk.
Narrator: A light brightens in Charli's eyes
Charli: Oh yeah!
Gavin sits thinking hard. Then he smiles devilishly.
Gavin: Well we're going to have to get you drunk then...
Narrator: Charli smiles back.
Charli: Yes, we will...
Narrator: Old guy interrupts them rudely.
Charli: Very rudely.
Narrator: Charli says to me
Aged man: Now we are going to talk about Texas whether you like it or not!
Narrator: And the writer suddenly decides to change the scene because talking about Texas may maker her fall asleep, and unless you don't want to hear about the story that would be bad...a moments later...
French Narrator from Spongebob Squarepants who may be having an affair with vampirehuntr00's humor fic. Narrator: At lunch...
Narrator who would be blushing if you could see her/him: Sonja is sitting next to Charli and Selene who is on Michael's lap. Sonja is still ignoring Lucian; who is now pining for her. Charli and Phoebe are arguing about something having to do with commas and how Charli doesn't use them.
Charli: Why have damn commas. That's so incredibly stupid. Why not just make your sentences short and sweet. Therefore there is no need for commas!
Narrator: Meanwhile...
Kraven: This is my most diabolical plan yet!
Narrator: Soren and Raze snigger. Raze has been banned from the former table because of the nasty things he said about Texas and cowgirls in front of Sonja.
Soren: And what, pray tell, is this diabolical plan of yours?
Kraven: Well...
Narrator: Suddenly the writer gets a writer's cramp on the computer and you will just have to find out Kraven's diabolical plan next time...
Kraven: NOOOO... this is so unfair! Just when the light shines on me you get a writer's cramp and have to do away with it. I get the feeling I'm not a loved character.
Writer in a booming voice: Your not.
Kraven: Oh, I see how it is now.
Writer: Will you please shut up! My hands are hurting!
Kraven: No... I want everyone to read my diabolical plan.
Writer sighs: You know I can just have you expelled?
Kraven: NO! You can't do that. No one would read a fic without Kraven! That's unheard of...
Narrator: Writer rolls her eyes...
Writer: Why don't we leave the readers with a cliffy therefore they're more in tuned to your plan and you'll get more reviews.
Narrator: At the sound of reviews Kraven's face lights up. Then darkens at my words
Kraven: Stupid dumb-ass narrator.
Narrator: Hey watch your language bitch!
Kraven: Oh look whose calling me the bitch, bitch!
Writer in a very pissed off mood: OK! Kraven I am not firing my narrator I like him/her. Besides if he/she is dating the narrator from Spongebob, I can have him in the fic whenever I want to!
Kraven: I still think narrators are stupid mother fucking...
Narrator: Well you know what I think about vampyres?
Someone randomly says for the Narrator: Sonja, Selene, Soren, Kraven, and Michael (who's only in it for Selene) Look at the Narrator who quietly dies down.
Writer: This is so stupid. I'm wasting these peoples time! All because of you Kraven! Now deal with the fact that they won't read about your plan until next time!
Narrator: So the very pissed off and cramped writer leaves with out a w-
Disclaim: Once again I do not own anything from Underworld, if I did then I would be most pleased with myself because it's a great investment...anyways enjoy!
Btw... just so you know ... I don't write about every class every day mostly because I wanted these to be short and not long, and I can't think of all classes soooo....
A Day:
Choir Health (lunch afterwards) Math French/Spanish (depends who we talk about)
B Day:
World Geography/ World History Science (biology) and lunch after P.E. (physical education English (mwahahaha)
Today's B-day starts in World Geography, and here's the seating chart just so you don't get confused...
[Teacher's desk] [Front board] [Door]
[Sonja] [Student #1] [Raze]
[Lucian] [Selene] [Student #3]
[Charli] [Michael] [Erika]
[Gavin] [Kahn] [Soren]
[Phoebe] [Student #4] [Kraven]
~*~ B-Day ~*~
Narrator: Teacher walks in. He is very old. Some wonder why he is still alive, and is it still legal to be breathing at this age...
Student #1: Good Morning Mr. Wyentakento
Narrator: Everyone looks at student #1 and instead says...
Everyone: Good Morning Mr. Double U...
Very old teacher: Mornin' students! Today we're going to learn 'bout my favorite place (much emphasis on favorite) TEXAS!
Narrator: The teacher yells making everyone jump. Charli gets very irritated.
Charli: Rolling buckweed. Ok next state!
Geezer-like teacher: Now, now Charli. There's more to Texas than cowboys and ranches and duds.
Charli: Yeah! There's cow's that go moo, and chickens that go squawk! Trust me I've been there!
Million-year-old teacher: Really Charli? Where did you go?
Charli: Lubbock.
Narrator: Very very old teacher makes a big sly smile, which would scare pretty much everyone.
Lucian laughs: Where the dust rolls faster then the people.
Sonja turns around: You've been to Texas? You've been to the states?
Narrator: Sonja looks a bit bewildered.
Lucian looks sheepishly: Yes, my pet. A while ago.
Narrator: Raze smiles at the memory
Raze: Oh yea that's where you met that cowgirl!
Narrator: He laughs.
Raze: Great times brother. Wild and crazy.
Narrator: Sonja glares at Lucian flipping her hair in his face ignoring whatever was about to come out of his mouth.
Charli asks randomly: What's the difference between wild and crazy?
Phoebe: Crazy is how you are normally; wild is how you are drunk.
Narrator: A light brightens in Charli's eyes
Charli: Oh yeah!
Gavin sits thinking hard. Then he smiles devilishly.
Gavin: Well we're going to have to get you drunk then...
Narrator: Charli smiles back.
Charli: Yes, we will...
Narrator: Old guy interrupts them rudely.
Charli: Very rudely.
Narrator: Charli says to me
Aged man: Now we are going to talk about Texas whether you like it or not!
Narrator: And the writer suddenly decides to change the scene because talking about Texas may maker her fall asleep, and unless you don't want to hear about the story that would be bad...a moments later...
French Narrator from Spongebob Squarepants who may be having an affair with vampirehuntr00's humor fic. Narrator: At lunch...
Narrator who would be blushing if you could see her/him: Sonja is sitting next to Charli and Selene who is on Michael's lap. Sonja is still ignoring Lucian; who is now pining for her. Charli and Phoebe are arguing about something having to do with commas and how Charli doesn't use them.
Charli: Why have damn commas. That's so incredibly stupid. Why not just make your sentences short and sweet. Therefore there is no need for commas!
Narrator: Meanwhile...
Kraven: This is my most diabolical plan yet!
Narrator: Soren and Raze snigger. Raze has been banned from the former table because of the nasty things he said about Texas and cowgirls in front of Sonja.
Soren: And what, pray tell, is this diabolical plan of yours?
Kraven: Well...
Narrator: Suddenly the writer gets a writer's cramp on the computer and you will just have to find out Kraven's diabolical plan next time...
Kraven: NOOOO... this is so unfair! Just when the light shines on me you get a writer's cramp and have to do away with it. I get the feeling I'm not a loved character.
Writer in a booming voice: Your not.
Kraven: Oh, I see how it is now.
Writer: Will you please shut up! My hands are hurting!
Kraven: No... I want everyone to read my diabolical plan.
Writer sighs: You know I can just have you expelled?
Kraven: NO! You can't do that. No one would read a fic without Kraven! That's unheard of...
Narrator: Writer rolls her eyes...
Writer: Why don't we leave the readers with a cliffy therefore they're more in tuned to your plan and you'll get more reviews.
Narrator: At the sound of reviews Kraven's face lights up. Then darkens at my words
Kraven: Stupid dumb-ass narrator.
Narrator: Hey watch your language bitch!
Kraven: Oh look whose calling me the bitch, bitch!
Writer in a very pissed off mood: OK! Kraven I am not firing my narrator I like him/her. Besides if he/she is dating the narrator from Spongebob, I can have him in the fic whenever I want to!
Kraven: I still think narrators are stupid mother fucking...
Narrator: Well you know what I think about vampyres?
Someone randomly says for the Narrator: Sonja, Selene, Soren, Kraven, and Michael (who's only in it for Selene) Look at the Narrator who quietly dies down.
Writer: This is so stupid. I'm wasting these peoples time! All because of you Kraven! Now deal with the fact that they won't read about your plan until next time!
Narrator: So the very pissed off and cramped writer leaves with out a w-