Space Bikers Ahoy!

Disclaimer: In case I forgot, I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT WHAT I CREATE AND WHAT WAS GIVEN TO ME!!!!! I GOT A FLAMING BARBED WIRE-COVERED 2x4 IN MY HAND AND IF ANY LAWYERS COME WITHIN 100 FEET OF ME, THEY'LL GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!

To Wizard1: Glad you like this story! Anyway, WHERE IS CHAPTHER THREE OF KAREOKE DANCE PARTY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE PUT IT UP!!!! I'M BEGGING YOU, MAN!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! And yes, we are going to meet the Evolution Imperial Guard. And I wouldn't underestimate the WC Misfits. Keep in mind, they did face Mimic and Magneto. Not to mention since forming, they've gained Rictor and possibly Shark Man! Anyway, enjoy this new madness!

To Sparky Genocide: Ahh yes, the Bikers stopping in Bayville, huh? Well, I couldn't really think of a plausible way to get the bikers to Bayville, nor a way to get Duncan to Malibu. Some Hardcase torture? Well, I'll see what I can do.

To Red Witch: Well, you'll find out what the aliens'll do next! Enjoy this new madness! So that would explain why in your stories, Pyro never left. You do have a point. You do have over 70 characters. I'm catching up fast myself with the OCs I created and were given to me. I got some ideas for Magneto torture. How about you have Pyro get hit in the head and think he's Steve Irwin and that Magneto is a big crocodile, and he constantly snares Bucket-Head in various traps. That's one for you.

To Metal Dragon1: I think the aliens and Dreadnoks would get along great! And yes, the Imperial Guard mentioned is the Shi'ar Imperial Guard. And the alien that had Xavier's heart for a while was named Lilandra Neramani. Firestorm and BR drunk? Well, since you created them, what kind of drunks would they be?

To Aaron: Glad you like Shark Man! Enjoy this new chapter!

It's Profile Time again! Since we covered the Thunderbolt in the last chapter, we should take a look at his older brother, the raging Red Dragon!

Red Dragon

Class: Mutant

Real Name: Jake Robert Wildfire

Allegiance: None (Technically, he is being trained as one of the East Coast Misfits, but he decided to remain neutral in the EC Misfit/X-Men feud)

Hair: Red (With yellow at the temples, kind of like the character Hotstreak of Static Shock, only Jake's hair isn't spiky, and he wears it semi-long)

Eyes: Blue

Powers: Jake's mutant physiology allows him to use his mouth and throat like a flamethrower, and to fly. However, it has also been revealed that Jake can transform into a dragon if enraged enough. In this "Dragon Mode", as he dubbed it, Jake's powers are intensified, he gains a measure of invulnerability, superhuman strength and speed, and he becomes more aggressive (Also, it's believed in this form that Jake unlocks more powers that are like those of the Incredible Hulk: An accelerated healing factor and his raw power increases the more he fights. Jake does retain his intelligence and personality in his Dragon Mode, he just becomes more aggressive and hot-tempered).

Birthplace: Boston, Massachusetts

Bio: Jake is the eldest son of legendary professional wrestler Eric "Blazer" Wildfire and Mandy Wildfire, a former sergeant in the US Air Force. Jake is a calm person who always had to get his younger brother out of trouble from the moment he was born. However, when his powers emerged, something happened: The dark side of Jake's personality somehow formed a second personality, the terrifying Draconis. Jake and Draconis waged a mental war until Emma Frost offered her services to help Jake master his mind and powers.

Desperate, the Wildfires agreed, and Jake became one of her Hellions. However, Frost secretly was double-crossing the Wildfire family. She somehow figured out Jake had the potential to become one of the strongest mutants alive, but Draconis had the qualities to be the perfect Hellion. She secretly strengthened Draconis, and fooled Jake into thinking he was dormant for good. While in the Hellions, Jake befriended Jason Fox, known as Foxfire for his powers of invisibility and firing flames from his hands, the son of a Detroit car tycoon. Jake never fit in with the Hellions. They looked down on him for his family's choice of occupation.

When Frost sent out Jake and Fox to spy on the X-Men and Misfits, she unleashed Draconis when the two groups were aiding the Avengers fight off a Hellion ambush. Draconis easily conquered Jake and then easily decimated the X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers! However, Emma underestimated Draconis. He believed he was the mightiest mutant alive, and all other mutants were inferior and should be destroyed. He also attacked the Hellions. Luckily, Jean Grey, Foxfire, and Wildstar managed to help Jake fight Draconis in his mind. Jake literally threw Draconis out of his mind. Incensed, Fox left the Hellions and joined the X-Men. Jake stayed with the Misfits as an unofficial member. Draconis was last seen in the service of Selene, the Hellfire Club's Black Queen, who evidently used her sorcery to create a body for him. No one knows what's going on with them, but Selene may want Draconis to help her obtain the magical guitar of the Avenger Kid Razor. Selene believes she can conquer the world with the mystical power in Razor's guitar.

Chapter 4: A Little Bit of Madness!

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(Malibu Base)

"TERRELL MASON!!!!" Hardcase roared as she stomped into the West Coast Misfits' home. He had just gotten out of the shower, as evidenced by the fact that he was clad in only a towel around his waist. His crew-cut blond hair was now a bright pink. Terrell looked up from the couch. He and John were cleaning up the snacks.

"What's wrong Hardcase BY THE GREAT SPIRIT!!!" John nearly had a heart attack at the sight of Hardcase's hair. Terrell burst out laughing.

"Nice hair, brother!" Terrell laughed. "Going for the 80s rocker look? Ace can help you get the appropriate clothes for it!"

"Mason, I know that you had something to do with this!" He snapped, pointing at his head.

"Why are you blaming me? Because I'm black?!" Terrell snapped. John rolled his eyes and sighed in annoyance.

"Here he goes again." He muttered under his breath. "Terrell, don't be a knucklehead and give me a hand here!"

"He's blaming me because I'm black!" Terrell exclaimed at John, pointing at Hardcase. John grumbled and crossed his arms.

"Then why isn't he accusing Stretcher or Hardball, Terrell? They're black." John replied, referring to two other members of the Malibu Joe team. Stretcher was a Hartford, Connecticut-born Army Sergeant named Thomas J. Larivee. A trained medic, he was the chief medic of Malibu Base. Hardball's real name was Wilmer S. Duggleby, an Army Sergeant. Appropriately enough, he was born in Cooperstown, New York. He was a former minor league baseball player who had a talent for throwing fastballs and grenades. Terrell blinked.

"Good point." He noted.

"Now knock it off and give me a hand." John grumbled, picking up some more garbage. "What made you think Terrell did it, Hardcase?"

"Because I found this!" Hardcase held a bead necklace of African design.

"Hey, I was looking for that!" Terrell took back the necklace. "It disappeared this morning!"

"Ah-ha!" Hardcase whooped. "I knew it."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Laughing erupted from a closet.

"What the?" Hardcase walked up to the closet and opened it. Inside was a laughing Jester, Malibu Base's practical joker, and Hardcase's mortal enemy. "YOU!!!!"

"Oh man, that was rich!" Jester laughed. "Man, if only I could've seen your face!"

"I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!!!!" Hardcase roared.

"Hey Terrell, sorry about the necklace, I was in need of a scapegoat!" Jester laughed.

"Oh ha ha." Terrell grumbled, pouting.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!" Hardcase cocked back his fist and threw it.

"Yipe!" Jester ducked, causing Hardcase to punch the door frame. While he screamed in pain, Jester shoved past him and ran out the door, a cursing Hardcase hot on his trail.

"Hoo boy!" Terrell groaned. Suddenly, he heard his and John's Joe-Com watches beep. "Yo, talk to us!"

"Kids, you're needed!" Whithalf said. Terrell grabbed John and raced to General Whithalf's office. Once there, he noticed Whithalf, Trojan, the West Coast Misfits, and Shark Man gathered around a television.

"What's going on?" John asked.

"Look." X23 pointed at the TV. John noticed she had on a version of Wolverine's old tan-and-black costume, only the mask allowed her hair to breathe, and the black was replaced with yellow.

"What happened to the costume Ace gave you?" John wondered.

"Sunfire and Thunderbolt arguing happened, that's what." X23 replied, glaring at the two.

"Hey, the Thunderbolt said he was sorry!" Kyle snapped.

"Look X23, not a lot frightens me, but even I'm starting to get creeped out by that glare." Toshiro gulped.

"Just be lucky 'Daddy' let me have his old costume. Kicker got her hands on it first, though, and fixed it up for me." X23 replied with a bit of a snarl.

"Police are in a bind, as Nick's Arcade, a popular teenage hangout spot, was trashed by what could possibly be five mutants. However, they referred to the police as 'Earthlings', leading some to believe they're aliens, and most to believe they're just plain nuts!" Trojan switched off the TV.

"We don't know much about them, kids. They may be mutants, or they may be aliens as they claim. We need you to find out what they're up to. We're not completely clear on their powers." Trojan said.

"Don't matter in the least! The Thunderbolt'll whoop 'em all!" Kyle chuckled.

"I dunno, Kyle. They seem tough." Ali gulped.

"Why are you here?" Terrell asked Tommy. He was clad in a black costume with blue highlights and a sleeveless blue leather jacket and a silver shark on the chest.

"Hey mate, if I do well here, I get to be on the team!" Shark Man whooped.

"Aye. I suggested it." Rahne suggested.

"Well, let's go teach these guys how to party! WEST COAST MISFITS AWAY!!!" Ace cheered.

Well, things are going wild! What madness will happen next? Can the West Coast Misfits face the alien bikers? What of Gladiator and the Imperial Guard? Will they get to earth was the West Coast Misfits' friends or foes? Who is going to be there? Will Hardcase catch Jester? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!