Space Bikers Ahoy!
Okay, I need some help! For my next fic, I want to do a fic based on GI Joe: The Movie. Does anyone know where I can get a synopsis of it. Thanks!
To Wizard1: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PUT UP CHAPTER THREE!!!!! *gets on knees crying* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL?!?!?!?! PLEASE PUT IT UP, MAN!!! I'M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE!!!!!!
To Metal Dragon1: Wow. Firestorm and BR's cunning and craftiness get enhanced with alcohol? Dude. Drag racing and nitro, huh? Ooh-key, I'll see what I can do.
To Sparky Genocide: Wow! Thanks for the ideas! I'll see what I can do!
To Red Witch: I got another one! How about you have Pyro get hit in the head, then think he's Rambo and try to blow everyone away! I can imagine the Acolytes running for their lives (Make sure Cortez gets hurt a lot). Or he could end up thinking he's Batman. I can imagine him putting his face real close to Magneto's and imitating Michael Keaton's "I'm Batman" line. Ooh, or he could think he's Tony Montana from Scarface! I can imagine him packing a rocket launcher made of fire and screaming "Say hello to my little friend"! Hope those ideas help! I do want to bring Lina in as a medic. I can imagine her being brutally teased by Thunderbolt for her unwillingness to fight.
It's Profile Time again! This time, we look at everyone's favorite prank- pulling pilot, the ever-jolly Jester!
Jester
Real Name: Jerry Mahoney
Affiliation: US Air Force
Rank: Lieutenant
Primary Military Specialty: Fixed-Wing Pilot, Single and Multiple Engine Aircraft
Secondary Military Specialty: Intelligence (General Whithalf has made Jester the honorary "Morale Upkeep Officer" of Malibu Base)
Birthplace: Las Vegas, Nevada
Bio: Jester is a born showman: His father is legendary stand-up comedian /stunt pilot Andrew "Ace of Comedy Clubs" Mahoney, and his mother Tandy was a showgirl. Growing up, Jester practically grew up on the airfields and comedy clubs of Vegas. As a result, Jester met some of the legends of comedy and learned to be a master of jokes, pranks and quips. Although he was tempted to go into comedy professionally, Jester wanted an occupation that was more guaranteed, so he joined the Air Force. His tendency to crack jokes in mid-flight and constant pranks on his fellow pilots earned him the nickname "Jester". His commanders recommended he join GI Joe for two reasons: He was one of the best pilots in America, and his commanders were tired of coming to barracks and finding various comedic traps waiting for them! Upon joining GI Joe, Jester became Ace's protégé. Upon transferring to Malibu Base, Jester helped keep morale up with his comedy act.
Note: Jester is often found hanging around fellow Malibu Joes Gunbarrel, Firestorm and Rock 'n' Roll, whom he befriended instantly. He enjoys tormenting Malibu Base third-in-command Hardcase with his pranks. Jester will not perform pranks that are too hurtful or cause bad bodily harm. He also developed a crush on Malibu Joe communications officer Dial-Up, and he does flirt with her often, much to her chagrin.
Chapter 5: Fighting the Invaders!
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(Malibu Base)
"Huh...Huh...Huh..." Hardcase panted, propping himself up against the wall of a building. "Man! That Jester has jet engines in his legs or something! Or is half-cheetah! He never gets tired!" He got hit with a whipped cream pie. "Hey!" He looked on the roof of a neighboring building, and there was Jester. The pilot waved with a smile, carrying a slingshot and a whole mess of cream pies. "C'mere you little!" Hardcase growled as he climbed up the wall.
"Yipe!" Jester fired pies at a rapid pace.
"YIIIIIIIIIIIOOF!!!!!!" Hardcase fell, covered in pies, and landed in a dumpster. Jester wiped his brow.
"Man, that was close!" He noticed a certain Japanese Malibu Joe walk by. "And speaking of sweet stuff..." He jumped down and slid in front of Dial-Up on his knees, arms out. "Ta-Da!!" The communications specialist rolled her dark eyes.
"Jester, give it up." Dial-Up grumbled. "You've tried to get a date with me ever since we met. You failed before, you failed now, and you'll fail in the future."
"That's not a very optimistic view of life, babe." Jester grinned. "AIE!!!!" He got judo-flipped. "Owwwwww..."
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(Nick's Arcade)
Pulverizer, Spinner, Krokus, Stinger, and Xenox looked over at the destroyed arcade.
"Well, that was fun." Pulverizer laughed. "We showed them that no one messes with the Crushers!"
"The Guard will hear of this." Stinger grumbled.
"Yeah." Krokus agreed. The blue half-man, half-frog alien looked around.
"I doubt it." Spinner said. "The Earthmen seem to have only achieved space travel as far as their only natural moon."
"Indeed." Xenox noted. "If their galactic range is so limited, they they will most likely be unable or not even know of the Imperial Guard. The Shi'ar Empire doesn't appear to go this far anyway."
"I know. The Shi'ar think of this planet as insignificant." Pulverizer told the lizard-like alien.
"I think that the Empire will take an interest soon." Krokus looked at an intergalactic map. "This planet's orbit."
"What about it?" Spinner asked.
"This planet orbits in a prime area for quick space trading routes." Krokus realized.
"So?" Xenox asked.
"So? That means that anyone that wants to trade can pass through this planet's orbit as a shortcut!" Krokus replied.
"Hmmm, I'll bet the Shi'ar will beg us for that information." Pulverizer rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "I think they'd even make our criminal records go away for it!"
"Okay, boyos!" An Irish-accented voice hollered to the aliens. They turned and saw Siryn and the West Coast Misfits. "Party's over!"
"You jabronies are going to get knocked from here back to whatever galaxy you dumb hippies came from!" Thunderbolt laughed.
"Actually, we all reside in the same galaxy." Pulverizer chuckled. He clenched his fists. Suddenly, his fists and lower arms became charged with pink energy. "New Guard members or not, you'll fall anyway! Take this!" Pulverizer punched the ground hard with his fist. A noise like an earthquake hit, and waves of pink energy flew in all directions from his fist. A fissure raced toward the West Coast Misfits.
"Look out!" Siryn screamed. The mutants managed to dodge the fissure, but they were unable to dodge the pink waves, which knocked them back.
"Grrrr..." X23 angrily unsheathed her claws. Shark Man tore off the sleeves of his costume. X23 blinked at that.
"Give me arms more room to move, Sheila." Tommy explained. X23 nodded, considering her costume didn't cover her arms.
"I got this!" Xenox made a couple hand movements, and he appeared to split into six. Each clone of the lizard-man engaged Ace, Alison, John, Tommy, X23, and Terrell. Xenox appeared to have superhuman speed, agility, and reflexes alongside his copying ability. Terrell and Xenox were constantly dodging each other's blows, Ali had to strain to keep her forcefields up, John, Terrell, and Tommy were getting frustrated with getting blows in, X23 and a Xenox clone were blocking each other, blow-for-blow, and Ace and a Xenox clone were leaping at each other.
"YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Drill fingertips and lower body spinning, Spinner leapt into the air, taking on Toshiro. The sound of machinery was heard from within her body. Sunfire glared.
"Taste my solar flame!" He roared, firing his solar flames.
"Come to Krokus, shorty!" Krokus fired his tongue at the Thunderbolt. Kyle grabbed it and smirked.
"Oh, you didn't know? You had better call SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" As Kyle crowed, he sent an electrical current traveling along the alien's tongue.
"Ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah!!!!!!!!! " Krokus babbled.
"Hah! Hold still!" Thunderbird growled as he tried to punch out a Xenox clone.
"Ha Ha! Can't catch me, human!" Xenox laughed. Siryn flew around Pulverizer, strafing him constantly.
"Nice trick, Featherhead." Siryn noted. "Now let me show you why they call me Siryn! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Irish girl let loose her mutant power in the form of her sonic scream. Pulverizer covered his ears.
"SHUT UP, YOU FLYING WENCH!!!!" Pulverizer hit the ground again, creating a sonic wave.
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(Just outside Malibu)
The mysterious Gladiator landed just outside the city of Malibu, the large starship not far behind him. The powerful Mohawk-wearing alien looked around at the Malibu skyline.
"Odd city." He noted. "Is all of Earth this pristine?" He nodded. "This planet is so beautiful. It would make a wonderful addition to the Empire." He then saw explosions. "The Crushers have arrived. These humans have no idea what they're in for."
Well, the other players have arrived! What'll Gladiator do? Will the West Coast Misfits be able to beat the Crushers? Can they also handle the Imperial Guard? Will Jester ever be able to Dial-Up on a date? Find out in the next chapter? Suggestions needed badly!
Okay, I need some help! For my next fic, I want to do a fic based on GI Joe: The Movie. Does anyone know where I can get a synopsis of it. Thanks!
To Wizard1: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PUT UP CHAPTER THREE!!!!! *gets on knees crying* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL?!?!?!?! PLEASE PUT IT UP, MAN!!! I'M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE!!!!!!
To Metal Dragon1: Wow. Firestorm and BR's cunning and craftiness get enhanced with alcohol? Dude. Drag racing and nitro, huh? Ooh-key, I'll see what I can do.
To Sparky Genocide: Wow! Thanks for the ideas! I'll see what I can do!
To Red Witch: I got another one! How about you have Pyro get hit in the head, then think he's Rambo and try to blow everyone away! I can imagine the Acolytes running for their lives (Make sure Cortez gets hurt a lot). Or he could end up thinking he's Batman. I can imagine him putting his face real close to Magneto's and imitating Michael Keaton's "I'm Batman" line. Ooh, or he could think he's Tony Montana from Scarface! I can imagine him packing a rocket launcher made of fire and screaming "Say hello to my little friend"! Hope those ideas help! I do want to bring Lina in as a medic. I can imagine her being brutally teased by Thunderbolt for her unwillingness to fight.
It's Profile Time again! This time, we look at everyone's favorite prank- pulling pilot, the ever-jolly Jester!
Jester
Real Name: Jerry Mahoney
Affiliation: US Air Force
Rank: Lieutenant
Primary Military Specialty: Fixed-Wing Pilot, Single and Multiple Engine Aircraft
Secondary Military Specialty: Intelligence (General Whithalf has made Jester the honorary "Morale Upkeep Officer" of Malibu Base)
Birthplace: Las Vegas, Nevada
Bio: Jester is a born showman: His father is legendary stand-up comedian /stunt pilot Andrew "Ace of Comedy Clubs" Mahoney, and his mother Tandy was a showgirl. Growing up, Jester practically grew up on the airfields and comedy clubs of Vegas. As a result, Jester met some of the legends of comedy and learned to be a master of jokes, pranks and quips. Although he was tempted to go into comedy professionally, Jester wanted an occupation that was more guaranteed, so he joined the Air Force. His tendency to crack jokes in mid-flight and constant pranks on his fellow pilots earned him the nickname "Jester". His commanders recommended he join GI Joe for two reasons: He was one of the best pilots in America, and his commanders were tired of coming to barracks and finding various comedic traps waiting for them! Upon joining GI Joe, Jester became Ace's protégé. Upon transferring to Malibu Base, Jester helped keep morale up with his comedy act.
Note: Jester is often found hanging around fellow Malibu Joes Gunbarrel, Firestorm and Rock 'n' Roll, whom he befriended instantly. He enjoys tormenting Malibu Base third-in-command Hardcase with his pranks. Jester will not perform pranks that are too hurtful or cause bad bodily harm. He also developed a crush on Malibu Joe communications officer Dial-Up, and he does flirt with her often, much to her chagrin.
Chapter 5: Fighting the Invaders!
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(Malibu Base)
"Huh...Huh...Huh..." Hardcase panted, propping himself up against the wall of a building. "Man! That Jester has jet engines in his legs or something! Or is half-cheetah! He never gets tired!" He got hit with a whipped cream pie. "Hey!" He looked on the roof of a neighboring building, and there was Jester. The pilot waved with a smile, carrying a slingshot and a whole mess of cream pies. "C'mere you little!" Hardcase growled as he climbed up the wall.
"Yipe!" Jester fired pies at a rapid pace.
"YIIIIIIIIIIIOOF!!!!!!" Hardcase fell, covered in pies, and landed in a dumpster. Jester wiped his brow.
"Man, that was close!" He noticed a certain Japanese Malibu Joe walk by. "And speaking of sweet stuff..." He jumped down and slid in front of Dial-Up on his knees, arms out. "Ta-Da!!" The communications specialist rolled her dark eyes.
"Jester, give it up." Dial-Up grumbled. "You've tried to get a date with me ever since we met. You failed before, you failed now, and you'll fail in the future."
"That's not a very optimistic view of life, babe." Jester grinned. "AIE!!!!" He got judo-flipped. "Owwwwww..."
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(Nick's Arcade)
Pulverizer, Spinner, Krokus, Stinger, and Xenox looked over at the destroyed arcade.
"Well, that was fun." Pulverizer laughed. "We showed them that no one messes with the Crushers!"
"The Guard will hear of this." Stinger grumbled.
"Yeah." Krokus agreed. The blue half-man, half-frog alien looked around.
"I doubt it." Spinner said. "The Earthmen seem to have only achieved space travel as far as their only natural moon."
"Indeed." Xenox noted. "If their galactic range is so limited, they they will most likely be unable or not even know of the Imperial Guard. The Shi'ar Empire doesn't appear to go this far anyway."
"I know. The Shi'ar think of this planet as insignificant." Pulverizer told the lizard-like alien.
"I think that the Empire will take an interest soon." Krokus looked at an intergalactic map. "This planet's orbit."
"What about it?" Spinner asked.
"This planet orbits in a prime area for quick space trading routes." Krokus realized.
"So?" Xenox asked.
"So? That means that anyone that wants to trade can pass through this planet's orbit as a shortcut!" Krokus replied.
"Hmmm, I'll bet the Shi'ar will beg us for that information." Pulverizer rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "I think they'd even make our criminal records go away for it!"
"Okay, boyos!" An Irish-accented voice hollered to the aliens. They turned and saw Siryn and the West Coast Misfits. "Party's over!"
"You jabronies are going to get knocked from here back to whatever galaxy you dumb hippies came from!" Thunderbolt laughed.
"Actually, we all reside in the same galaxy." Pulverizer chuckled. He clenched his fists. Suddenly, his fists and lower arms became charged with pink energy. "New Guard members or not, you'll fall anyway! Take this!" Pulverizer punched the ground hard with his fist. A noise like an earthquake hit, and waves of pink energy flew in all directions from his fist. A fissure raced toward the West Coast Misfits.
"Look out!" Siryn screamed. The mutants managed to dodge the fissure, but they were unable to dodge the pink waves, which knocked them back.
"Grrrr..." X23 angrily unsheathed her claws. Shark Man tore off the sleeves of his costume. X23 blinked at that.
"Give me arms more room to move, Sheila." Tommy explained. X23 nodded, considering her costume didn't cover her arms.
"I got this!" Xenox made a couple hand movements, and he appeared to split into six. Each clone of the lizard-man engaged Ace, Alison, John, Tommy, X23, and Terrell. Xenox appeared to have superhuman speed, agility, and reflexes alongside his copying ability. Terrell and Xenox were constantly dodging each other's blows, Ali had to strain to keep her forcefields up, John, Terrell, and Tommy were getting frustrated with getting blows in, X23 and a Xenox clone were blocking each other, blow-for-blow, and Ace and a Xenox clone were leaping at each other.
"YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Drill fingertips and lower body spinning, Spinner leapt into the air, taking on Toshiro. The sound of machinery was heard from within her body. Sunfire glared.
"Taste my solar flame!" He roared, firing his solar flames.
"Come to Krokus, shorty!" Krokus fired his tongue at the Thunderbolt. Kyle grabbed it and smirked.
"Oh, you didn't know? You had better call SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" As Kyle crowed, he sent an electrical current traveling along the alien's tongue.
"Ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah!!!!!!!!! " Krokus babbled.
"Hah! Hold still!" Thunderbird growled as he tried to punch out a Xenox clone.
"Ha Ha! Can't catch me, human!" Xenox laughed. Siryn flew around Pulverizer, strafing him constantly.
"Nice trick, Featherhead." Siryn noted. "Now let me show you why they call me Siryn! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Irish girl let loose her mutant power in the form of her sonic scream. Pulverizer covered his ears.
"SHUT UP, YOU FLYING WENCH!!!!" Pulverizer hit the ground again, creating a sonic wave.
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(Just outside Malibu)
The mysterious Gladiator landed just outside the city of Malibu, the large starship not far behind him. The powerful Mohawk-wearing alien looked around at the Malibu skyline.
"Odd city." He noted. "Is all of Earth this pristine?" He nodded. "This planet is so beautiful. It would make a wonderful addition to the Empire." He then saw explosions. "The Crushers have arrived. These humans have no idea what they're in for."
Well, the other players have arrived! What'll Gladiator do? Will the West Coast Misfits be able to beat the Crushers? Can they also handle the Imperial Guard? Will Jester ever be able to Dial-Up on a date? Find out in the next chapter? Suggestions needed badly!