Disclaimers- I own the damm monkey.
Warnings- Cat doesn't swear too much, I'm solely trying to wean her off it.
Another warning- Don't Hate me please. Sands is not in this one Cat and
Cash just went on too long, I have however changed some scenes in chapters
3,4,7 and 8. So more Sands bits there. Sorry.
A/n- at end
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Cat looks up at Harris shyly, batting her eyes flirtatiously and says in a breathy voice,
"Why Captain, it appears that your monkey has taken quite a shine to me" Then she, and no word of a lie, giggles.
The monkey and I both look at her, jaws hanging open, stunned into silence.
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Cash's POV (still at the Chamber Pot)
Much to my chagrin the monkey recovers first. He holds on to Cat completely ignoring Harris's advances with the apple piece. Cat giggles again as Harris says,
"Yes he seems to like you miss....?" His voice trails off expecting an answer, one which Cat appears only too happy to supply.
"Bates, Catrina Bates but my friends just call me Cat or... kitten (she says with a shy smile. God, this is going to go on all night) and this is my.. brother Cash" She motions to me and I nod hello. If anyone even thinks about calling me Master Bates I'll kill them.
"Nice to meet you Captain...." My voice does the same as his, even though I already know his name. This is getting tedious we couldn't just kill him, no Linz wants us to join his crew I think she sometimes sets out to make our life difficult.
"Captain Harris" He replies never taking his eyes off Cat.
"Well Captain, I was just going up to the bar to get.(I look down at my mug still full of ale) a brandy would you like to join us for a drink? Seen as how your Monkey is so taken with my sister"
"Well, the crew and I better get going we've got an early start in the morning" Cat and the monkey look at him with puppy dog eyes and his resolve crumbles.
"Please Captain, join us (then she adds quickly) if only for one drink" I've been on the receiving end of those eyes and with the added effect of the voice I don't envy him at all, poor sucker never had a chance especially with the combined efforts of the monkey who was holding onto cat still, but was now whining and rubbing his eyes pretending to cry. I must say that the little fecker does put on quite a show, which serves no purpose but to amuse me as the good Captain only has eyes for Cat.
"Well I suppose I could hardly deny myself the opportunity to drink with such a beautiful companion milady" Cat giggles shyly at his advances this is going to get old real fast. The monkey puffs his chest out and grins from ear to ear.
"Excellent I'll go to the bar what would you like Captain?"
"I'll have a brandy as well if you don't mind" A brandy..shudder. I go to the bar and order the drinks, two brandies and a jug of mead for Cat.
As I return to the table Harris looks up at me and smiles, something clearly on his mind, he's looking as if I might be useful in some way, Cat has a devious little smile on her face, never a good sign I wonder briefly what she's up to before Harris speaks, "So your sister tells me that you're a surgeon"
"I am?" I say my gaze going to Cat, it's the first I've heard about it, se smiles and shrugs. "Now Cash I know that we agreed not to tell anyone but Captain Harris here is a good man and he might be able to help us. So I think that we can trust him with our story" What has she been telling him? I don't know anything about medicine.
"Well if you think it would help, but I think you should tell it, after all you do tell stories better" Yes you most certainly do, you conniving bitch. She's getting me back for the whole sleeping with Harris thing.
"Of course brother, your still a bit sore when it comes to the whole thing as you should be, (turning to Harris she begins) Well we were brought up in London, (I've never been to London) Our parents died when we were young and we were brought up by our uncle. (so now we're orphans, Oliver eat your heart out) Cash was training to be a ships surgeon but when he qualified he couldn't get a job on a ship, y'see he didn't want to leave me alone with our uncle, he was a little heavy handed whenever I did something to displease him, (I can almost hear a violin in the background) we had always hoped to find a ship that would take me onboard as a cook but nobody did because of some superstition about bad luck (It would be bad luck to take her anywhere esecilly somewhere made of wood). He worked as a doctor for a few years, but disagreed with the way that doctors refused to help the people who could not afford treatment, so he treated them when ever he could for whatever they could afford to pay. This however did not go down well with the other doctors. A group of his peers got together and conspired to get him arrested and hung, (I'm sure that was a film, not a very good one mind you) I won't go into the details but I saved him from the jail and we came to the Caribbean, we've been running ever since" As she finishes she wipes a tear that was rolling down her face.
That was some story. Which is all it is, Geeze she makes me out to be some Robin Hood type. Harris offers her a handkerchief which she accepts. A handkerchief? What type of bad ass pirate carries handkerchief?
"So Captain what kind of trade does your ship do?" I want to know more about him all I know is that he hates Jack I don't even know why.
"Well we're a pirate ship so we trade everything from furs to slaves to gems." Slaves? Oh brilliant. I take a sip of brandy forcing it down as my insides reject it.
There's an awkward pause neither Cat or myself quite knowing what to say, as if sensing the moment the monkey jumps off Cat's shoulder and starts to dance a merry jig, Cat frowns at this before saying,
"Captain, is your monkey's name Monkey?"
"No, he's not actually mine we found him adrift at sea and we took him on to sell here for company or fur but nobody seems interested. We didn't name him there was no point he's probably just going to get eaten anyway, we're selling him to a tavern 'round the corner that specialises in that sort of thing" At this the monkey who had been sitting on the table looking distrustfully at my rum, which I don't blame him jumps back onto Cats shoulder and hides behind her.
Cat reaches up and strokes him.
"Surely not, poor wee thing, (the monkey purrs to her touch, a purring monkey?) how much do you want for him? We don't have much but I think I've taken a shine to HIM too" She lock eyes with him making it clear that she's not talking about the monkey which I know that she clearly is.
Harris who is pleased with her silent declaration,
"Well then how could I deny such a good offer, for him. You can have him Miss Bates"
"Please Captain, call me Cat and thank you... for the monkey" She bats her long eyelashes and sits her newly acquired monkey on her lap.
"Your more than welcome, and you must call me Thomas, now if you two will excuse me I need to talk to my crew but I'll be back" he raises his glass and drinks his brandy in one I too raise mine but before I can drink it the monkey races across and pushes it out of my hand.
I love the little bugger, I want to kiss him but don't, instead I rub his furry little head and promise him a banana...or whatever they eat. Harris who missed the whole thing because he was looking at Cat, turns to join his crew.
Once he's sitting, again at the corner table and out of hearing range I begin to protest.
"I'm not a doctor, I know nothing of medicine I don't even know the proper use for tongue depressor. Remember when Linz failed higher Biology two years running because we refused to be quiet and kept sticking pens up her nose? All I learned from those two years is that when an ink pen bursts up your nose it comes out your mouth and tastes real bad. Plus it looks nasty in a school picture."
"Cash relax, it's the seventeenth fucking century. Seventy percent of all patients die anyway. You watch Scrubs and plastic surgery on T.V don't you? You used to watch E.R before it got shit. You'll be fine trust me (why is it that whenever someone asks you to trust them you immediately don't) look with our future knowledge we're practically the fucking gods of the medicine world, ahead of our time if you will. Besides I overheard Harris's men talking, their surgeon died and they are looking for a new one."
"How did he die?"
"That's not important, what is, is that if he takes you on as a surgeon I won't have to fuck him, only flirt for a few days till we kill him, savvy?. See a happy ending for all 'cept Harris and his dead crew. (She looks at the monkey in her lap) I think I'm going to name him Depp, it's a good name I like it. What do you think? You like the name?"
Nice subject change, but Depp the monkey? "I don't know I'm not too.."
"Was I talking to you? No, I was talking to our little monkey friend here (The monkey gives me a dirty look). So the name.. You like?" He starts to jump up and down on the table chasing his tail making with the happy monkey noises. Was I just out voted by a psycho and a monkey.
"So that's it, two to one vote. Depp the monkey it is."
"You two can't just do that you know the monkey's vote doesn't count"
"His name, is Depp. I think we should vote to see if his vote counts everyone who agrees raise their hand" They both raise hands, never saw that one coming. Before I get a chance to the door opens and a girl about Linz's age came in. her nose was covered in blood she walks over to the corner table and starts to talk to Harris is a low voice.
"Hey do ya think that's..." "Most likely" We watch them trying to put together whatever it was that they are saying. Suddenly Harris hits her and sends her sprawling to the floor then starts to speak to his crew in earnest. I make a move to help but Cat who already guessed what I was up to pus her hand on my arm.
"Its not right I know, and its not her fault if any its more likely Linz's fault but, it's the way things are these days and it's the way Harris is. You have to choose your battles Cash we can't fuck up. Hell Harris may even hit me but.."
"He will NEVER hit you. I..."
"Don't make promises that you can't keep. And don't fucking interrupt me, what I was saying was that he will get his Cash don't you worry if he lays a finger on me without my express permission I'll let him live for days, slowly cutting piece by piece off of his body cauterising the wounds as I go. Plus we don't like her don't sympathise with someone you don't like just because someone else you don't like hit her, Boohoo poor little her because I guarantee you that the moment you feel sorry she'll stick a knife in your fucking back with a big old smile on her face"
"Men should not hit women, for any reason. Specially you or Linz" The thought of it makes my blood boil. Cat smirks
"I didn't know you cared"
"Doctor? Doctor could you please see to the girl she seems to have slipped" Harris shouts across to me while pointing to the girl who must be Jane.
"Certainly Captain" I walk over to her and offer her a hand, she ignores it and stands on her own.
"I don't need yer 'elp" she tries to walk by me but I gently hold her arm and look at her face she's going to have a black eye, but it looks like Linz broke her nose, I'll bet any money that it was a head butt.
"Suit yourself, but I think that your nose is broken if I don't fix it, it will heal wrong and look terrible there may even be some breathing difficulties, you might not be able to sail on the sea. But I won't know the severity of the damage until I check it" That sounded not bad we could get away with this and she obviously believed me, she considers this for a moment.
"Fine anything to stop it bleeding" Okay what would they do on T.V. I help her into a seat she looks about ready to pass out she may have concussion.
I place my hands to her nose and feel along the bone, or whatever it is. Right at the tip there's an obvious break. Okay found it, but what to do next.
"Cat do you still have that tissue? (She holds it up) well could you bring it here please?" She comes over and hands it to me. By now half of the crew are standing around me watching fantastic. As I'm looking at her nose I see six of Harris's men leave the pub out of the corner of my eye.
I concentrate on the problem at hand. Leaning her head forward I feel for the break once I find it I keep a firm grip on it.
"This is going to hurt. (she nods and places the handkerchief under her nose) Kay then count of three. One" I snap the nose bit (I'm just full of technical terms) in place with an audible crack. She whimpers as her nose starts to gush. I press the bridge of her nose to stop the bleeding.
"Its going to bleed for a wee while, but it'll be okay in the long run. You had quite a blow to the head, it may have given you concussion. If you can stay awake for about twelve hours you'll be fine if you can't get someone to wake you up every half hour or so, understand?"
"Aye doctor. Captain permission to go back to the ship?"
"Granted get out of my sight before I decide to kill ye" He turns to us dismissing her.
"Well doctor you did a good job, thanks to you our Jane may now still have a career as a whore. I'll cut strait to the point doctor, I want you and your lovely sister to join our crew. You won't have to do anything but be a doctor and I can see that your good at that, our last doctor didn't quite have your talent. (He must have been very bad then) You sister could cook in the galley if it pleases her?"
"Captain it pleases me to no end. Cash we can go, can't we?"
"Well it's better than sitting around here forever, yes I think we will Captain" This pleases Harris, his eyes greedily light up and an evil smirk graces his ugly features.
"Excellent, I've some business to attend so I won't be able to show you around. We leave at three tomorrow I'll meet you at the east dock 'bout ten thirty that'll give you time to stock up on what you don't have"
"Agreed we'll see you there" He leaves in a hurry saying his goodbyes to Cat.
"We better get somewhere to stay" I say to her and Depp who was not to keen on the idea of going back to Harris's ship.
"Yeah, where do you think he's going?"
"Truthfully, I don't want to know. He's prolly after Linz but as you said before she's a big girl and can handle herself. C'mon lets go"
We leave to find a place to sleep, taking little Depp the monkey with us.
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"Don't bother Mister Sands just lock the door as you leave" And with that he leaves, closing and locking the door behind him. Once I alone I pick up my pistol and knife and put them under my pillow, I then try to get some sleep, blocking out the noises from the room next door as they started at it for the third time.
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My POV (room number two)
I'm sitting on a sandy beach maybe an island drinking rum with a monkey, who is handling his drink better than me. I can hear voices, sounds like pirates. Something wakes me and I go for the gun under the pillow (well okay I fell asleep holding it, not very safe) I point it at the door, which for future reference has been kicked in, must have been what woke me.
Four big male pirates walk in, looking big and piratey.
"All by yer one'sies eh little girl?, our Captin said tha' we should kill you an yer partner but seen as how he 'aint 'ere me an the boys are gonna 'ave oursells a bit o' fun" They start to walk slowly towards me.
I aim the gun at him he barely even looks at it,
"What are you gonna kill us all with tha' one piece o' shot." Damm seventeenth century guns. He smiles at my realisation I can't kill them all. But I can kill him. I fire the gun and he goes down, dead. My heart threatening to break out of my chest. The rest step over their fallen comrade without a second thought and keep on walking.
Oh shit!
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Thanks to-
Andromadastarr- I really wouldn't mind fucking Sands excessive copulation sounds about right. Sands wants to know why just a really good day I think he had a couple of days planed out, but all that extra alcohol has to go back to me, I've been sober for far too long. For some reason Cat likes your Idea and now wants to try it on poor Neil my long suffering boyfriend.
Defina- Cat is the reason people don't ever wake me up, unless there standing a safe distance away, she just has looser morals than the rest of us.
Mistress of Destruction- Trust me I went off the deep end years ago, its not that bad kinda cold and sticky. I do stick up for myself at the important bits but when Sands is drawling on about crap you just can't help but look at his ass and drift into the world of firm, tight possibilities, Nice.
A/n- I really can't type any more I'm sorry. I've got to go to Aviemore for the weekend. I'm leaving in an hour and I haven't packed or a clue what to wear also I don't know how to get there, or what I'm taking with me. I'm back on Sunday night fingers crossed I'll get it updated Monday night at the latest if not kick my butt about it you all have permission to peer pressure me into not going to collage to type.
If you've re-read the chapters that I re-worked let me know what you thought and if you spot any mistakes let me know please, please, purdy Please
As always read and review let me know what you think, even if you think something bad, then I can fix it. Then it won't be bad.
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Cat looks up at Harris shyly, batting her eyes flirtatiously and says in a breathy voice,
"Why Captain, it appears that your monkey has taken quite a shine to me" Then she, and no word of a lie, giggles.
The monkey and I both look at her, jaws hanging open, stunned into silence.
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Cash's POV (still at the Chamber Pot)
Much to my chagrin the monkey recovers first. He holds on to Cat completely ignoring Harris's advances with the apple piece. Cat giggles again as Harris says,
"Yes he seems to like you miss....?" His voice trails off expecting an answer, one which Cat appears only too happy to supply.
"Bates, Catrina Bates but my friends just call me Cat or... kitten (she says with a shy smile. God, this is going to go on all night) and this is my.. brother Cash" She motions to me and I nod hello. If anyone even thinks about calling me Master Bates I'll kill them.
"Nice to meet you Captain...." My voice does the same as his, even though I already know his name. This is getting tedious we couldn't just kill him, no Linz wants us to join his crew I think she sometimes sets out to make our life difficult.
"Captain Harris" He replies never taking his eyes off Cat.
"Well Captain, I was just going up to the bar to get.(I look down at my mug still full of ale) a brandy would you like to join us for a drink? Seen as how your Monkey is so taken with my sister"
"Well, the crew and I better get going we've got an early start in the morning" Cat and the monkey look at him with puppy dog eyes and his resolve crumbles.
"Please Captain, join us (then she adds quickly) if only for one drink" I've been on the receiving end of those eyes and with the added effect of the voice I don't envy him at all, poor sucker never had a chance especially with the combined efforts of the monkey who was holding onto cat still, but was now whining and rubbing his eyes pretending to cry. I must say that the little fecker does put on quite a show, which serves no purpose but to amuse me as the good Captain only has eyes for Cat.
"Well I suppose I could hardly deny myself the opportunity to drink with such a beautiful companion milady" Cat giggles shyly at his advances this is going to get old real fast. The monkey puffs his chest out and grins from ear to ear.
"Excellent I'll go to the bar what would you like Captain?"
"I'll have a brandy as well if you don't mind" A brandy..shudder. I go to the bar and order the drinks, two brandies and a jug of mead for Cat.
As I return to the table Harris looks up at me and smiles, something clearly on his mind, he's looking as if I might be useful in some way, Cat has a devious little smile on her face, never a good sign I wonder briefly what she's up to before Harris speaks, "So your sister tells me that you're a surgeon"
"I am?" I say my gaze going to Cat, it's the first I've heard about it, se smiles and shrugs. "Now Cash I know that we agreed not to tell anyone but Captain Harris here is a good man and he might be able to help us. So I think that we can trust him with our story" What has she been telling him? I don't know anything about medicine.
"Well if you think it would help, but I think you should tell it, after all you do tell stories better" Yes you most certainly do, you conniving bitch. She's getting me back for the whole sleeping with Harris thing.
"Of course brother, your still a bit sore when it comes to the whole thing as you should be, (turning to Harris she begins) Well we were brought up in London, (I've never been to London) Our parents died when we were young and we were brought up by our uncle. (so now we're orphans, Oliver eat your heart out) Cash was training to be a ships surgeon but when he qualified he couldn't get a job on a ship, y'see he didn't want to leave me alone with our uncle, he was a little heavy handed whenever I did something to displease him, (I can almost hear a violin in the background) we had always hoped to find a ship that would take me onboard as a cook but nobody did because of some superstition about bad luck (It would be bad luck to take her anywhere esecilly somewhere made of wood). He worked as a doctor for a few years, but disagreed with the way that doctors refused to help the people who could not afford treatment, so he treated them when ever he could for whatever they could afford to pay. This however did not go down well with the other doctors. A group of his peers got together and conspired to get him arrested and hung, (I'm sure that was a film, not a very good one mind you) I won't go into the details but I saved him from the jail and we came to the Caribbean, we've been running ever since" As she finishes she wipes a tear that was rolling down her face.
That was some story. Which is all it is, Geeze she makes me out to be some Robin Hood type. Harris offers her a handkerchief which she accepts. A handkerchief? What type of bad ass pirate carries handkerchief?
"So Captain what kind of trade does your ship do?" I want to know more about him all I know is that he hates Jack I don't even know why.
"Well we're a pirate ship so we trade everything from furs to slaves to gems." Slaves? Oh brilliant. I take a sip of brandy forcing it down as my insides reject it.
There's an awkward pause neither Cat or myself quite knowing what to say, as if sensing the moment the monkey jumps off Cat's shoulder and starts to dance a merry jig, Cat frowns at this before saying,
"Captain, is your monkey's name Monkey?"
"No, he's not actually mine we found him adrift at sea and we took him on to sell here for company or fur but nobody seems interested. We didn't name him there was no point he's probably just going to get eaten anyway, we're selling him to a tavern 'round the corner that specialises in that sort of thing" At this the monkey who had been sitting on the table looking distrustfully at my rum, which I don't blame him jumps back onto Cats shoulder and hides behind her.
Cat reaches up and strokes him.
"Surely not, poor wee thing, (the monkey purrs to her touch, a purring monkey?) how much do you want for him? We don't have much but I think I've taken a shine to HIM too" She lock eyes with him making it clear that she's not talking about the monkey which I know that she clearly is.
Harris who is pleased with her silent declaration,
"Well then how could I deny such a good offer, for him. You can have him Miss Bates"
"Please Captain, call me Cat and thank you... for the monkey" She bats her long eyelashes and sits her newly acquired monkey on her lap.
"Your more than welcome, and you must call me Thomas, now if you two will excuse me I need to talk to my crew but I'll be back" he raises his glass and drinks his brandy in one I too raise mine but before I can drink it the monkey races across and pushes it out of my hand.
I love the little bugger, I want to kiss him but don't, instead I rub his furry little head and promise him a banana...or whatever they eat. Harris who missed the whole thing because he was looking at Cat, turns to join his crew.
Once he's sitting, again at the corner table and out of hearing range I begin to protest.
"I'm not a doctor, I know nothing of medicine I don't even know the proper use for tongue depressor. Remember when Linz failed higher Biology two years running because we refused to be quiet and kept sticking pens up her nose? All I learned from those two years is that when an ink pen bursts up your nose it comes out your mouth and tastes real bad. Plus it looks nasty in a school picture."
"Cash relax, it's the seventeenth fucking century. Seventy percent of all patients die anyway. You watch Scrubs and plastic surgery on T.V don't you? You used to watch E.R before it got shit. You'll be fine trust me (why is it that whenever someone asks you to trust them you immediately don't) look with our future knowledge we're practically the fucking gods of the medicine world, ahead of our time if you will. Besides I overheard Harris's men talking, their surgeon died and they are looking for a new one."
"How did he die?"
"That's not important, what is, is that if he takes you on as a surgeon I won't have to fuck him, only flirt for a few days till we kill him, savvy?. See a happy ending for all 'cept Harris and his dead crew. (She looks at the monkey in her lap) I think I'm going to name him Depp, it's a good name I like it. What do you think? You like the name?"
Nice subject change, but Depp the monkey? "I don't know I'm not too.."
"Was I talking to you? No, I was talking to our little monkey friend here (The monkey gives me a dirty look). So the name.. You like?" He starts to jump up and down on the table chasing his tail making with the happy monkey noises. Was I just out voted by a psycho and a monkey.
"So that's it, two to one vote. Depp the monkey it is."
"You two can't just do that you know the monkey's vote doesn't count"
"His name, is Depp. I think we should vote to see if his vote counts everyone who agrees raise their hand" They both raise hands, never saw that one coming. Before I get a chance to the door opens and a girl about Linz's age came in. her nose was covered in blood she walks over to the corner table and starts to talk to Harris is a low voice.
"Hey do ya think that's..." "Most likely" We watch them trying to put together whatever it was that they are saying. Suddenly Harris hits her and sends her sprawling to the floor then starts to speak to his crew in earnest. I make a move to help but Cat who already guessed what I was up to pus her hand on my arm.
"Its not right I know, and its not her fault if any its more likely Linz's fault but, it's the way things are these days and it's the way Harris is. You have to choose your battles Cash we can't fuck up. Hell Harris may even hit me but.."
"He will NEVER hit you. I..."
"Don't make promises that you can't keep. And don't fucking interrupt me, what I was saying was that he will get his Cash don't you worry if he lays a finger on me without my express permission I'll let him live for days, slowly cutting piece by piece off of his body cauterising the wounds as I go. Plus we don't like her don't sympathise with someone you don't like just because someone else you don't like hit her, Boohoo poor little her because I guarantee you that the moment you feel sorry she'll stick a knife in your fucking back with a big old smile on her face"
"Men should not hit women, for any reason. Specially you or Linz" The thought of it makes my blood boil. Cat smirks
"I didn't know you cared"
"Doctor? Doctor could you please see to the girl she seems to have slipped" Harris shouts across to me while pointing to the girl who must be Jane.
"Certainly Captain" I walk over to her and offer her a hand, she ignores it and stands on her own.
"I don't need yer 'elp" she tries to walk by me but I gently hold her arm and look at her face she's going to have a black eye, but it looks like Linz broke her nose, I'll bet any money that it was a head butt.
"Suit yourself, but I think that your nose is broken if I don't fix it, it will heal wrong and look terrible there may even be some breathing difficulties, you might not be able to sail on the sea. But I won't know the severity of the damage until I check it" That sounded not bad we could get away with this and she obviously believed me, she considers this for a moment.
"Fine anything to stop it bleeding" Okay what would they do on T.V. I help her into a seat she looks about ready to pass out she may have concussion.
I place my hands to her nose and feel along the bone, or whatever it is. Right at the tip there's an obvious break. Okay found it, but what to do next.
"Cat do you still have that tissue? (She holds it up) well could you bring it here please?" She comes over and hands it to me. By now half of the crew are standing around me watching fantastic. As I'm looking at her nose I see six of Harris's men leave the pub out of the corner of my eye.
I concentrate on the problem at hand. Leaning her head forward I feel for the break once I find it I keep a firm grip on it.
"This is going to hurt. (she nods and places the handkerchief under her nose) Kay then count of three. One" I snap the nose bit (I'm just full of technical terms) in place with an audible crack. She whimpers as her nose starts to gush. I press the bridge of her nose to stop the bleeding.
"Its going to bleed for a wee while, but it'll be okay in the long run. You had quite a blow to the head, it may have given you concussion. If you can stay awake for about twelve hours you'll be fine if you can't get someone to wake you up every half hour or so, understand?"
"Aye doctor. Captain permission to go back to the ship?"
"Granted get out of my sight before I decide to kill ye" He turns to us dismissing her.
"Well doctor you did a good job, thanks to you our Jane may now still have a career as a whore. I'll cut strait to the point doctor, I want you and your lovely sister to join our crew. You won't have to do anything but be a doctor and I can see that your good at that, our last doctor didn't quite have your talent. (He must have been very bad then) You sister could cook in the galley if it pleases her?"
"Captain it pleases me to no end. Cash we can go, can't we?"
"Well it's better than sitting around here forever, yes I think we will Captain" This pleases Harris, his eyes greedily light up and an evil smirk graces his ugly features.
"Excellent, I've some business to attend so I won't be able to show you around. We leave at three tomorrow I'll meet you at the east dock 'bout ten thirty that'll give you time to stock up on what you don't have"
"Agreed we'll see you there" He leaves in a hurry saying his goodbyes to Cat.
"We better get somewhere to stay" I say to her and Depp who was not to keen on the idea of going back to Harris's ship.
"Yeah, where do you think he's going?"
"Truthfully, I don't want to know. He's prolly after Linz but as you said before she's a big girl and can handle herself. C'mon lets go"
We leave to find a place to sleep, taking little Depp the monkey with us.
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"Don't bother Mister Sands just lock the door as you leave" And with that he leaves, closing and locking the door behind him. Once I alone I pick up my pistol and knife and put them under my pillow, I then try to get some sleep, blocking out the noises from the room next door as they started at it for the third time.
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My POV (room number two)
I'm sitting on a sandy beach maybe an island drinking rum with a monkey, who is handling his drink better than me. I can hear voices, sounds like pirates. Something wakes me and I go for the gun under the pillow (well okay I fell asleep holding it, not very safe) I point it at the door, which for future reference has been kicked in, must have been what woke me.
Four big male pirates walk in, looking big and piratey.
"All by yer one'sies eh little girl?, our Captin said tha' we should kill you an yer partner but seen as how he 'aint 'ere me an the boys are gonna 'ave oursells a bit o' fun" They start to walk slowly towards me.
I aim the gun at him he barely even looks at it,
"What are you gonna kill us all with tha' one piece o' shot." Damm seventeenth century guns. He smiles at my realisation I can't kill them all. But I can kill him. I fire the gun and he goes down, dead. My heart threatening to break out of my chest. The rest step over their fallen comrade without a second thought and keep on walking.
Oh shit!
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Thanks to-
Andromadastarr- I really wouldn't mind fucking Sands excessive copulation sounds about right. Sands wants to know why just a really good day I think he had a couple of days planed out, but all that extra alcohol has to go back to me, I've been sober for far too long. For some reason Cat likes your Idea and now wants to try it on poor Neil my long suffering boyfriend.
Defina- Cat is the reason people don't ever wake me up, unless there standing a safe distance away, she just has looser morals than the rest of us.
Mistress of Destruction- Trust me I went off the deep end years ago, its not that bad kinda cold and sticky. I do stick up for myself at the important bits but when Sands is drawling on about crap you just can't help but look at his ass and drift into the world of firm, tight possibilities, Nice.
A/n- I really can't type any more I'm sorry. I've got to go to Aviemore for the weekend. I'm leaving in an hour and I haven't packed or a clue what to wear also I don't know how to get there, or what I'm taking with me. I'm back on Sunday night fingers crossed I'll get it updated Monday night at the latest if not kick my butt about it you all have permission to peer pressure me into not going to collage to type.
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