Chapter 1 Photosynthesis
(Ignore that please.)
It all started in a quiet and peaceful place called Peach Creek. I, being the only witness to live with the sights that we all saw that day, I realized how quickly a world could be turned into a hell. The gore was unbelievable. The noise of the Chain saws was pulling on your ears. What's that? Who am I? Well, that isn't important right now. What is important was the cause of the Peach Creek Chain saw Massacre.
You see, there were these girls that lived in the woods who made a special potion from over-radiated Mashed Potatoes. They left the potion on a stump and went away to get more ingredients to make it so it didn't kill the human soul and make the body immortal. They were never seen again.
It was early it the morning. Me and Eddy were helping DD with his bug catching safari. We soon came to a clearing and saw the tiny vile of the potion that didn't look harmful and DD said, "I need to take it back to my house to see want it is. Come on guys, I'll need your help."
"Fine DD. We'll help. For a price."
"Sushi... mom's the word, Eddy." I said.
"Shut up mono-brow."
"Up yours, Eddy." I snapped.
"Are we just about done? Eddy, could you and Ed shut up?"
They arrived at DD's house and began the scan of this vile of mystery. After an hour of scanning and printing, DD said, "It's kind of a magically enhanced virus that multiplies rapidly. It's really bad so be very careful with it."
"Ok DD we will not touch it. Come on lets go, Ed"
That night DD was awakened by a loud noise. He got up, grabed Jim, and headed down stairs when he realized the vile was down there!
When he got down stairs everything was in order. Yet, there was a cill it the house that didn't seem right. He found the vile right where he left it on the table. DD grabbed the vile, opened it, and drank all of it.
(Ignore that please.)
It all started in a quiet and peaceful place called Peach Creek. I, being the only witness to live with the sights that we all saw that day, I realized how quickly a world could be turned into a hell. The gore was unbelievable. The noise of the Chain saws was pulling on your ears. What's that? Who am I? Well, that isn't important right now. What is important was the cause of the Peach Creek Chain saw Massacre.
You see, there were these girls that lived in the woods who made a special potion from over-radiated Mashed Potatoes. They left the potion on a stump and went away to get more ingredients to make it so it didn't kill the human soul and make the body immortal. They were never seen again.
It was early it the morning. Me and Eddy were helping DD with his bug catching safari. We soon came to a clearing and saw the tiny vile of the potion that didn't look harmful and DD said, "I need to take it back to my house to see want it is. Come on guys, I'll need your help."
"Fine DD. We'll help. For a price."
"Sushi... mom's the word, Eddy." I said.
"Shut up mono-brow."
"Up yours, Eddy." I snapped.
"Are we just about done? Eddy, could you and Ed shut up?"
They arrived at DD's house and began the scan of this vile of mystery. After an hour of scanning and printing, DD said, "It's kind of a magically enhanced virus that multiplies rapidly. It's really bad so be very careful with it."
"Ok DD we will not touch it. Come on lets go, Ed"
That night DD was awakened by a loud noise. He got up, grabed Jim, and headed down stairs when he realized the vile was down there!
When he got down stairs everything was in order. Yet, there was a cill it the house that didn't seem right. He found the vile right where he left it on the table. DD grabbed the vile, opened it, and drank all of it.