Disclaimers- I only own Cat, Cash, me, an Depp the monkey. If Cat and Cash ever have sex in my head I'll kill them and me.

Warnings- Pg 13 but scenes of tension, of the sex kind........ folks I think that this is going to have to go into R soon..... well the next few chapters when we get into some HARD things......... such as drugs and Sex and... well so on. I would just have liked the freedom to write the next scene in the way in which the two participants really, really wanted it to happen. Plus I really like the word Smut... or Cat does its most likely her.

Announcement- They finally did it to me. I was sitting in class (business studies) The class was talking 'bout something not sure what to be precise Cat, Sands and myself were talking about people and what comes out my mouth...... "I hate people" the class looked at me, stunned by what I had said so I (or whoever's thought it was at the time covered up, it had to of been Cat)

"Don't get me wrong, they fascinate me, but as a group they are all stupid." The lecturer, then started talking about mob mentality and so on. We went back to our monologue, the class forgot I existed......... until that is The next thing that I say aloud is,

"Stupid ugly people, should not be aloud to breed, then you only get stupid ugly children, and they should all be shot" Which was not my point, it was the point of one Mr S. J Sands who then promptly left the debate and went to wherever he goes when not around me. I didn't do so well at covering that one up, I could hardly say it wasn't me, the voices said it. So I stood by the point that the son of a bitch made.

The whole class now thinks that I'm some sort of Nazi....... Well at least its better than crazy freak that lets the voices speak for her.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~######~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Last time Cash's POV,

"We better get somewhere to stay" I say to her and Depp who was not to keen on the idea of going back to Harris's ship.
"Yeah, where do you think he's going?"
"Truthfully, I don't want to know. He's prolly after Linz but as you said before she's a big girl and can handle herself. C'mon lets go"

We leave to find a place to sleep, taking little Depp the monkey with us.



Cash's POV, (in a room at the other side of Tortuga)

I awoke gradually if not reluctantly, my arms and legs wrapped around another warm body, if there was anything warm about her, it was most definitely her body, she has her back to me. I try to get back to sleep, it had been a late night for me even after we got a room.

Cat is not the person to trust with your sleeping form, you never know when she'll judge you weak an slit your throat. Granted it doesn't suit her purposes to kill me, but I know her well enough to know that she could rebel against her self preservation and do it to prove that she could and can do it.

To hell with the consequences, that was her motto. I pull her closer, sleep still evading me and she's so invitingly warm and close.

I wonder what time it is? The two of us have to meet Harris at half ten. Burying my face in her hair I take a deep breath, inhaling her sent...... god she smells good, like sex and sugar.

"If you think that smells good, you should try a little lower..." she says huskily.

"What have I told you about mind reading?, how long have you been awake?" I ask her, ignoring her invitation to do something that........ well lets face it I really want to do, just considering it makes me light-headed, my blood rushes to a certain part of my anatomy reminding me of the last time it was used, which was too long ago for my comfort.

"I've never said that I was a mind reader, well maybe once or twice. I just know people, I study them, its what I do all day. Besides I know that I smell good" she turns round, leans into my neck and smells me her breath steaming down my bare shoulders.

"You don't smell so bad yourself" she exhales her breath as she presses herself against me, I can feel her warm round breasts pressing against my chest through the thin fabric of her shirt. This could get very ugly, very fast.... Or at least very naked.

By now I'm very eager and ready to do whatever she has in mind, which when we're talking about Cat its a very HARD situation to be in, just the thought of our, naked, sweating bodies pounding, rhythmically together is enough to send me over the edge........ as I've mentioned its been a very long time.

I bide my time though, Cat's what's known as a Cock tease, in all the years that I've been stuck with her we've never had sex, never. Not even once, we've had chances and some close calls but never, have we ever, actually done it.

She looks at me in the eyes and licks her lips suggestively, I pull her closer to myself pressing against her, more forcefully than she did to me hell I practically grind it into her. She takes a short involuntary gasp of breath and I feel her nipples harden underneath that damm shirt.

That's all the invitation I need, our mouths meet and immediately our tongues fight for entry to the others mouth. She rolls me over, straddling me and sits up, withdrawing her tongue from my mouth, I start to protest the fact that she stopped our little tongue wrestle, but she moves up and down forcefully on top of me drawing a groan of pleasure from my more than willing mouth.

She smiles seductively, getting off, on her seat of power, as she begins to slowly, button by button, take her shirt off....... Damm clothes why do we need them anyway? All the time she doesn't stop moving she keeps her motion going, her lithe little body practically bouncing on top of me.

I lay there passively until her shirt is gone, once her chest is revealed in all its glory, and that cursed shirt is removed, I take action, grabbing her hands I flip us both round, so that I'm the one on top, nicely positioned in-between her legs. Shocked, she looks up to me as I begin to lower my tongue to lick her nipple. I take it into my mouth and suck it forcefully, she gasps in pleasure, I move my hand, slowly down her body. Never taking my mouth from her swollen nipple, I undo her trousers and slide my fingers down to the wetness in-between her thighs.

Before I get there however something small and hairy jumps on my back startled, I immediately release my hold of Cat, and turn to face my attacker........ who just so happens to be a furry little spider monkey, that's trying to show me something. Frustrated and not being able to make sense of this little creature and what's going on, as not all of my blood is in my brain, I say,

"Fuck off, you little shit, what do you want? Can't you see that we're busy?"

"My aren't we tetchy when we don't get what we want?" Cat replies from
behind me biting her lip.

"Yes, Kitten WE are" I say through gritted teeth, I'm beginning to focus on what Depp's trying to show me..... a watch?. I look to Cat she's putting on her shirt and buttoning up.

"NO, you are not putting that back on" I make a grab for it but she anticipates it and stands up, Depp jumps up on her shoulder and gives her the watch she looks at it.

"Shit, its ten twenty" she picks up my shirt and smiles
"Relax Cash they'll be plenty of time to play DOCTOR later..... I promise" she throws me the shirt and pats Depp on the head.

"Do you know where the East dock is Depp?" the monkey nods emphatically.
"Well then lets go.(she turns to me) Are you coming?"

"Apparently not today" I sigh, sometimes she can be so cruel.

I follow her out the door.



To all my lovely reviewers;

Cap'n Keira Sparrow- Thanks, tis was just a shame tha' I had to get out of bed wi' Jack fer it te take place.

AndromadaStarr- I am attractive aint I? But I also do, in fact have both me legs, not that I think that would bother Jack if I didn't. Sands unfortunately is smart, maybe too smart for my own good he's either gonna get me killed or find me Buck. His eyes are really nice though we all love them. Anyways I stand by what I said yesterday in my review I'll read it probably Sunday/Monday ish. An' the basterd's tagged teamed me in class after sayin they wouldn't.

Defina-No worries A good kick up the arse is what I need occasionally. Ye can borrow any phrase ye like as fer Jack an' Sands well their a hand full or at least they better be especially the way that Jack throws his around.

Mistress of Destruction- Yeah...Country music........ can't be helped. I just find that some Johnny Cash and Kenny Rodgers calm me down......... only some of their songs though I'm not a Patsy Cline fan or anything....... Maybe I'm sick and twisted, but Cat likes it too. Yeah you guessed it we get a free ride on the Pearl (Teehee a free ride) An' Sands will be getting a lesson on the next chapter.

Captain-Jacklyn-Sparrow- Welcome to me' fic. I love new reviewers. I gladly accept yer drink and I tip me hat to ye. Once I read yer review I went and told people that I was amazing and original...... they all laughed at me...... but we know the truth don't we? (I'm nodding my head) Don't let me scare you away I'm normally quite sane.

A.N-

Okay so this is probably the last chapter at Pg 13. If anyone feels strongly against this move E-mail me okay? Basically the next few chapters will be okay but then, once we get sailing we're gonna do some drugs..... maybe. I've been studying 17c medicine and drugs, most of the day, which is more that I've done since School. Once again I'm asking if anyone has any funny quotes that they want put in, I have lots........ well okay some. So help me out and give me random things to say when on drugs (Fear and Loathing was a BAD influence on me) And that's about it. Please review me I love it, I do also it lets me know what I'm doing wrong and right.

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you's, This is just a baby chapter I'll get a bigger one out on Friday. I just had this typed and thought "what the hell!" So I'll get on to you all by Friday. bye P.s I have no idea why all of a sudden I'm talking like a pirate so don' be askin', Savvy?