Super Smash Wars
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
By SwordKirbyMaster
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I'm back finally! I feel so horrible about not updating in so long that I'm going to put as many chapters as I can!
As usual, I don't own anything, except for the things you've never heard of.
Anyway, onto the chapter!
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Chapter 6: Rock, Paper Mario!
"Geesh, it's awfully cloudy up here," Pikachu said through the fog. "Yeah, but I think I can see something over there," I replied. I pointed towards a yellow light shining through the mist. As we flew in closer, the clouds started to break apart, and we could see a large purple platform. "This must be the summit," I said as we glided above it. I jumped off Pikachu's board and landed on the platform. As I looked around, Pikachu jumped over and said, "Kirby, up there!" Pikachu pointed towards some stairs leading up to... "The princess!" I exclaimed. There she was, bound and gagged, sitting on a wooden chair with her head down. I started towards the stairs, when a sinister voice arose. "Bwa ha ha ha!" it started, "so-a, you-a two-a have-a finally made-a it-a up-a here-a... " Suddenly, two shadowy figures appeared as if out of nowhere.
"You must be the Evil Papers," I called out. "Yes-a," one of them said back, "too-a bad we-a will be-a the last-a beings you-a shall see." The two figures suddenly turned a bright white, until color flooded into them. Once the white light faded away, we could see that the two were in fact Paper Mario and Paper Bowser, except that their eyes were a bright blood-red. "So- a," EP Mario started, "you-a two actually decided to-a show up-a... " "Okay, if you idiots would please step aside, we'll be retrieving the princess now," I said. "We think not," EP Bowser interrupted, "you'll have to get past us first!" EP Mario almost instantly charged me. I quickly sidestepped him as he ran past . EP Mario stopped, then turned and glared at me. "Well if it's a battle you want... " I started as I threw my backpack aside. "...A battle you'll get!" Pikachu finished.
ENTER MATCH ONE
Team Battle 2v2
Kirby + Pikachu vs. EP Mario + EP Bowser
Battle Type: Deathmatch (One Stock)
Arena: Shooting Star Summit
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I quickly backflipped over EP Mario as he charged at me again while Pikachu did a running headbutt at EP Bowser. I jumped at EP Mario and quickly hit him with a Triple Aerial Kick, which sent him careening across the platform. Meanwhile, Pikachu had dodge-rolled a fire-breathing EP Bowser, and had Breakdance Kicked him from behind, sending him towards EP Mario. EP Mario charged Pikachu this time, only to b grabbed by him, who quickly Backflip Tossed him to the other side of the arena. At that time, I had grabbed EP Bowser, and had pulled a Frontal Slam Throw on him, which sent him into the air. Pikachu and I then jumped up and double flip kicked him away. EP Bowser fell right on top of EP Mario, which knocked him back onto the ground.
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Once the EPs got up, we glared at them relentlessly. The EPs were POed, but just glared right back at us. "Should we use it?" EP Bowser asked. "Yes-a, if-a we are-a to-a win, we-a must," EP Mario replied. We watched in confusion as EP Bowser and EP Mario stepped into a defensive position side by side. "S..." the EPs chanted,"...P...Attack..." They paused for a second. "Mario Blaster!" they yelled. Suddenly, EP Mario jumped onto EP Bowser's back. EP Bowser then grabbed EP Mario with both claws, and aimed straight at me! "Fire-a!!" EP Mario yelled as he put both fists forward. With all of his strength, EP Bowser threw EP Mario at me. EP Mario rocketed towards me, so fast that I couldn't move before he collided into me. I went flying across the arena and landed at the edge. As I looked up at them, I saw that EP Mario had bounced back into EP Bowser's hands! It was a matter of moments until Pikachu landed face-first next to me. "So-a this is- a the best-a that the-a SSBC could-a bring us?" EP Mario laughed, "Ha! You- a two are-a worthless!"
As I tried to get up, I suddenly stopped. A voice called out from inside my head. "Use the SP Attack Spike Smash..." the voice called. "Use the SP Attack Spike Smash..." it repeated as it faded away. Then the voice disappeared as fast as it had come. "Woah," I muttered as I got up. "Did you just hear what I just heard?" Pikachu asked as he got up. "Yeah, but what's an SP Attack?" I replied. "I don't know," Pikachu started, "but let's try and copy what they did." We turned around and faced the EP duo. "So-a, still alive-a, eh?" EP Mario snorted, "Very well-a, time-a for another Mario Blaster!" "I don't think so," I laughed. In synchronization, Pikachu and I stepped into the defensive position. "S...P..." we started. "Oh-a no!!" EP Mario shuddered, "Hurry Bowser, charge-a up!" "...Attack..." we continued, "Spike Smash!!" Suddenly it felt as if I couldn't move. Almost automatically, I jumped onto Pikachu's hands, who then launched me high into the air. "Fire!!!" I heard EP Mario yell as I flew upward. "D***!" I thought, "Pikachu is gonna get pummeled!" But what I thought would happen didn't.
Pikachu had caught EP Mario! Pikachu then tossed him up and attacked him with a Backflip Smash. EP Mario came flying towards me. Without thinking, I grabbed him as he approached me. Once I had ahold of him, I began flipping forward very rapidly. When I reached an alarming speed, I threw him straight at EP Bowser! EP Mario rocketed towards him and before Bowser could do anything, Mario crashed into him. As I floated down, I watched the two explode in a shower of rocks.
When I landed, Pikachu asked," Hey Kirby, did it feel as if you couldn't control your actions?" "Yeah, why?" I replied. "The same thing happened to me," Pikachu said. "Maybe that's what happens when you use an SP Attack," I said. "I wonder what 'SP' stands for?..." Pikachu wondered aloud. " I don't know...but I think those two are moving," I said as I pointed to the huge pile of rocks that the EPs were under. We quickly ran over to see the EPs struggling to work their way out of the rubble. "Had enough?" I sniggered. "We-a...cannot-a...be-a...beaten!!" EP Mario stammered, "Bowser, Plan-a B!" "Yes, of course," EP Bowser said as he stood up. "You may familiar with this item, pink one," he said as he pulled out what appeared to be a striped wand. "The Star Rod!!" I blurted, "How did you?..." "No need to ask," EP Bowser started, "as you will be dead before I shall tell you!" He then thirsted the Star Rod into the air, and the star tip started glowing bright yellow. Bowser suddenly grew to twice his size and started glowing a blue aura. "See if you can beat me now!" he laughed. EP Bowser turned to EP Mario. "I'll hold them off, you take the princess up to that Bio-Lab," he told Mario. "WHAT?!?" I shouted. "Go!" Bowser yelled. "Oh no you don't!" I yelled as I charged Bowser. I jumped up and attacked him with my strongest Triple Aerial Kick. But when I connected, I merely bounced off of him, and he didn't even flinch! "Ha ha ha! Is that it?" he laughed as I jumped back. "Try anything, but you still won't hurt me!" he laughed again. "Fine then," I said. I winked to Pikachu. Pikachu thought for a few seconds, then nodded back.
Pikachu stepped up to my side. "S...P..." we started. "Huh?" Bowser said confusingly. "Attack..." we continued, "Pikachu Blaster!!" Pikachu quickly jumped onto my back and started charging up a Skull Bash. "Fire!!" Pikachu said through clenched teeth. I immediately hurled Pikachu at EP Bowser. Pikachu then blasted off even faster with the Skull Bash. He crashed headlong into EP Bowser's gut. A loud shatter echoed through the air as the energy from the Star Rod was destroyed. Bowser keeled over in pain as Pikachu jumped away from him. "How..." he stuttered, "how could my signature SPA be turned against me? Ah well, at least the Star Rod's energy kept me from dying..." "I don't think so!" I said as I jumped above him. I floated above him for a few moments, then Stoned him, right on his head. "Aughh!!!" he yelled. Suddenly, whiter beams of light began shooting out of him, until he finally exploded into a flash of blinding light.
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When we opened our eyes, there was nothing left of EP Bowser, except for what appeared to be a small card. "What is it?" Pikachu asked as I picked it up. "I don't know, but we'd better take it," I said as I put it in my backpack. Suddenly, a loud computerized voice spoke. "Shuttle countdown start!" it said. "S***! The Princess!" I yelled. Pikachu and I saw a large rocket rise from behind the tower that Peach was at. "10...9...8..." the computer stated, "7...6..." Pikachu and I ran towards the rocket..."5...4..." We were almost to the door... "3...2...1..." I jumped for the door... "Blast off!" The rocket launched into the sky, making me fall onto my face again. I got up and watched the rocket disappear behind the clouds as Pikachu walked up to me. "D*****!" I yelled as I stomped the ground.
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Just great. What will Kirby and Pikachu do now? Where did EP Mario take Peach? Will they ever get her back? Find out next, in Chapter 7!
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Episode II: Attack of the Clones
By SwordKirbyMaster
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I'm back finally! I feel so horrible about not updating in so long that I'm going to put as many chapters as I can!
As usual, I don't own anything, except for the things you've never heard of.
Anyway, onto the chapter!
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Chapter 6: Rock, Paper Mario!
"Geesh, it's awfully cloudy up here," Pikachu said through the fog. "Yeah, but I think I can see something over there," I replied. I pointed towards a yellow light shining through the mist. As we flew in closer, the clouds started to break apart, and we could see a large purple platform. "This must be the summit," I said as we glided above it. I jumped off Pikachu's board and landed on the platform. As I looked around, Pikachu jumped over and said, "Kirby, up there!" Pikachu pointed towards some stairs leading up to... "The princess!" I exclaimed. There she was, bound and gagged, sitting on a wooden chair with her head down. I started towards the stairs, when a sinister voice arose. "Bwa ha ha ha!" it started, "so-a, you-a two-a have-a finally made-a it-a up-a here-a... " Suddenly, two shadowy figures appeared as if out of nowhere.
"You must be the Evil Papers," I called out. "Yes-a," one of them said back, "too-a bad we-a will be-a the last-a beings you-a shall see." The two figures suddenly turned a bright white, until color flooded into them. Once the white light faded away, we could see that the two were in fact Paper Mario and Paper Bowser, except that their eyes were a bright blood-red. "So- a," EP Mario started, "you-a two actually decided to-a show up-a... " "Okay, if you idiots would please step aside, we'll be retrieving the princess now," I said. "We think not," EP Bowser interrupted, "you'll have to get past us first!" EP Mario almost instantly charged me. I quickly sidestepped him as he ran past . EP Mario stopped, then turned and glared at me. "Well if it's a battle you want... " I started as I threw my backpack aside. "...A battle you'll get!" Pikachu finished.
ENTER MATCH ONE
Team Battle 2v2
Kirby + Pikachu vs. EP Mario + EP Bowser
Battle Type: Deathmatch (One Stock)
Arena: Shooting Star Summit
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I quickly backflipped over EP Mario as he charged at me again while Pikachu did a running headbutt at EP Bowser. I jumped at EP Mario and quickly hit him with a Triple Aerial Kick, which sent him careening across the platform. Meanwhile, Pikachu had dodge-rolled a fire-breathing EP Bowser, and had Breakdance Kicked him from behind, sending him towards EP Mario. EP Mario charged Pikachu this time, only to b grabbed by him, who quickly Backflip Tossed him to the other side of the arena. At that time, I had grabbed EP Bowser, and had pulled a Frontal Slam Throw on him, which sent him into the air. Pikachu and I then jumped up and double flip kicked him away. EP Bowser fell right on top of EP Mario, which knocked him back onto the ground.
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Once the EPs got up, we glared at them relentlessly. The EPs were POed, but just glared right back at us. "Should we use it?" EP Bowser asked. "Yes-a, if-a we are-a to-a win, we-a must," EP Mario replied. We watched in confusion as EP Bowser and EP Mario stepped into a defensive position side by side. "S..." the EPs chanted,"...P...Attack..." They paused for a second. "Mario Blaster!" they yelled. Suddenly, EP Mario jumped onto EP Bowser's back. EP Bowser then grabbed EP Mario with both claws, and aimed straight at me! "Fire-a!!" EP Mario yelled as he put both fists forward. With all of his strength, EP Bowser threw EP Mario at me. EP Mario rocketed towards me, so fast that I couldn't move before he collided into me. I went flying across the arena and landed at the edge. As I looked up at them, I saw that EP Mario had bounced back into EP Bowser's hands! It was a matter of moments until Pikachu landed face-first next to me. "So-a this is- a the best-a that the-a SSBC could-a bring us?" EP Mario laughed, "Ha! You- a two are-a worthless!"
As I tried to get up, I suddenly stopped. A voice called out from inside my head. "Use the SP Attack Spike Smash..." the voice called. "Use the SP Attack Spike Smash..." it repeated as it faded away. Then the voice disappeared as fast as it had come. "Woah," I muttered as I got up. "Did you just hear what I just heard?" Pikachu asked as he got up. "Yeah, but what's an SP Attack?" I replied. "I don't know," Pikachu started, "but let's try and copy what they did." We turned around and faced the EP duo. "So-a, still alive-a, eh?" EP Mario snorted, "Very well-a, time-a for another Mario Blaster!" "I don't think so," I laughed. In synchronization, Pikachu and I stepped into the defensive position. "S...P..." we started. "Oh-a no!!" EP Mario shuddered, "Hurry Bowser, charge-a up!" "...Attack..." we continued, "Spike Smash!!" Suddenly it felt as if I couldn't move. Almost automatically, I jumped onto Pikachu's hands, who then launched me high into the air. "Fire!!!" I heard EP Mario yell as I flew upward. "D***!" I thought, "Pikachu is gonna get pummeled!" But what I thought would happen didn't.
Pikachu had caught EP Mario! Pikachu then tossed him up and attacked him with a Backflip Smash. EP Mario came flying towards me. Without thinking, I grabbed him as he approached me. Once I had ahold of him, I began flipping forward very rapidly. When I reached an alarming speed, I threw him straight at EP Bowser! EP Mario rocketed towards him and before Bowser could do anything, Mario crashed into him. As I floated down, I watched the two explode in a shower of rocks.
When I landed, Pikachu asked," Hey Kirby, did it feel as if you couldn't control your actions?" "Yeah, why?" I replied. "The same thing happened to me," Pikachu said. "Maybe that's what happens when you use an SP Attack," I said. "I wonder what 'SP' stands for?..." Pikachu wondered aloud. " I don't know...but I think those two are moving," I said as I pointed to the huge pile of rocks that the EPs were under. We quickly ran over to see the EPs struggling to work their way out of the rubble. "Had enough?" I sniggered. "We-a...cannot-a...be-a...beaten!!" EP Mario stammered, "Bowser, Plan-a B!" "Yes, of course," EP Bowser said as he stood up. "You may familiar with this item, pink one," he said as he pulled out what appeared to be a striped wand. "The Star Rod!!" I blurted, "How did you?..." "No need to ask," EP Bowser started, "as you will be dead before I shall tell you!" He then thirsted the Star Rod into the air, and the star tip started glowing bright yellow. Bowser suddenly grew to twice his size and started glowing a blue aura. "See if you can beat me now!" he laughed. EP Bowser turned to EP Mario. "I'll hold them off, you take the princess up to that Bio-Lab," he told Mario. "WHAT?!?" I shouted. "Go!" Bowser yelled. "Oh no you don't!" I yelled as I charged Bowser. I jumped up and attacked him with my strongest Triple Aerial Kick. But when I connected, I merely bounced off of him, and he didn't even flinch! "Ha ha ha! Is that it?" he laughed as I jumped back. "Try anything, but you still won't hurt me!" he laughed again. "Fine then," I said. I winked to Pikachu. Pikachu thought for a few seconds, then nodded back.
Pikachu stepped up to my side. "S...P..." we started. "Huh?" Bowser said confusingly. "Attack..." we continued, "Pikachu Blaster!!" Pikachu quickly jumped onto my back and started charging up a Skull Bash. "Fire!!" Pikachu said through clenched teeth. I immediately hurled Pikachu at EP Bowser. Pikachu then blasted off even faster with the Skull Bash. He crashed headlong into EP Bowser's gut. A loud shatter echoed through the air as the energy from the Star Rod was destroyed. Bowser keeled over in pain as Pikachu jumped away from him. "How..." he stuttered, "how could my signature SPA be turned against me? Ah well, at least the Star Rod's energy kept me from dying..." "I don't think so!" I said as I jumped above him. I floated above him for a few moments, then Stoned him, right on his head. "Aughh!!!" he yelled. Suddenly, whiter beams of light began shooting out of him, until he finally exploded into a flash of blinding light.
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When we opened our eyes, there was nothing left of EP Bowser, except for what appeared to be a small card. "What is it?" Pikachu asked as I picked it up. "I don't know, but we'd better take it," I said as I put it in my backpack. Suddenly, a loud computerized voice spoke. "Shuttle countdown start!" it said. "S***! The Princess!" I yelled. Pikachu and I saw a large rocket rise from behind the tower that Peach was at. "10...9...8..." the computer stated, "7...6..." Pikachu and I ran towards the rocket..."5...4..." We were almost to the door... "3...2...1..." I jumped for the door... "Blast off!" The rocket launched into the sky, making me fall onto my face again. I got up and watched the rocket disappear behind the clouds as Pikachu walked up to me. "D*****!" I yelled as I stomped the ground.
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Just great. What will Kirby and Pikachu do now? Where did EP Mario take Peach? Will they ever get her back? Find out next, in Chapter 7!
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