Super Smash Wars
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
By SwordKirbyMaster
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SwordKirbyMaster here, here to present the first special chapter! Instead of Kirby narrating this chapter, it'll be Yoshi, explaining how and where he and the others are! I still don't own much, especially not Yoshi's jailcell number. Enjoy!
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Chapter 9: Sneaking Out of the Stronghold
It had been two days since we were kidnapped. Who knew Mewtwo, Link and DK were evil? I sure didn't, even if Link had almost killed me a week ago. I can remember it like it was yesterday... oh wait, it was!
We had been called to the entrance of SSB HQ. Once everyong got there, Link said that someone was to meet us at the southern peninsula of the island. While we strolled down, me and Mario chatted a bit. "I-a wonder who-a wants-a to-a meet-a us," Mario said. "I dunno; they must be important if they want to meet ALL of us," I replied to my italian friend. "Yeah, too-a bad Peach-a isn't here-a, or she-a could-a meet-a this-a person too-a," Mario said. "Yeah," I replied. "Hey-a... where-a is-a your-a friends, Kirby and-a Pikachu?" Mario asked. "Hmm... when they visited me in the hospital, I think they said they were going to Isle Delfino for their Veteran vacation," I answered. "Don't-a mention that-a horrible place around-a me! You-a know-a I-a think- a that-a place-a sucks!" Mario exclaimed. "Oh yeah, sorry about that," I quickly apologized.
When we reached the southern peninsula, we were expecting a ship of some sort to be on the beach. But there wasn't anyone there? "Hey-a! Where's-a this-a person we're-a supposed-a to-a meet-a?" Mario asked loudly. "Don't worry," Link grinned, "they'll be here shortly." So we waited awhile. About twenty minutes later, most of us had had it. "Grrraa!! This is pointless!" Bowser yelled. "I agree," Ganondorf added, "why the h*** are we just standing around here for?!" "I think we're waiting to meet someone, in case you forgot," Pichu answered. "Shut up, rat!" Ganondorf yelled. "Why should I?" Pichu yelled back. "Because you're an annoying rodent, just like Pikachu!" Ganondorf answered angrily. "If my older brother were here to hear you say that, he'd kick your butt!" Pichu yelled. "Well he's not, so what are you going to do about it?" Ganondorf grinned evilly. "I'll do this!" Pichu laughed. Pichu suddenly jumped up and kicked Ganondorf in the face. "Why you little..." Ganondorf growled. Pichu quickly ran away as Ganondorf gave chase to him.
"*sigh* It's times like this when I wonder why I'm even friends with him..." I sighed. "Wait-a, you're-a friends-a with-a that-a yellow mouse-a- like thingy?" Mario asked. "It's worse, he always tags along whenever Pikachu, Kirby, and I do anything together," I groaned. "That-a must-a stink," Mario replied. "Yeah," I replied. Suddenly, Marth said something in Japanese. "What did he say?" Pichu asked. "He said, 'Look! Up in the sky!'" Roy replied. "Man, he-a should-a learn-a English," Mario said. I heeded what Marth said and looked at the sky. There was a pink cloud hovering above us! I sarted to say, "What the..." when I was knocked off my feet. Suddenly, the entire group was engulfed in a pink light! Screams and yells of terror could be heard in the distance. Then suddenly, all went black.
So here I am, stuck in this cell in some fortress when I wake up. I look outside my cell to see the others, paired in twos, in different cells around me. I turned around, and guess who I was paired up with? Annoying little Pichu. At least he's not awake yet...
Once everyone woke up, most of the others started talking again, as if nothing happened. Of course, Pichu startd asking me stupid questions. "Where are we?" Pichu asked. "No clue," I said. "Why are we locked up?" Pichu asked. "No idea," I muttered. "Who did this?" Pichu asked. "I dunno; for all we know, it was a pink cloud," I said. "That's stupid!" Pichu exclaimed. I sighed. "Oh well, at least I was put with one of my bor's best buds," Pichu said. "Hey! That's right! Kirby and your brother weren't with us!" I exclaimed. "So?" Pichu said. "That means they're still free! And that they can come get us!" I exclaimed. "Oh, yeah! Woohoo!" Pichu exclaimed. "Hey-a!" Mario called, "what are-a you-a two-a so-a happy about-a?" "Kirby and Pikachu are still out there!" I hollered back, "They could come get us!" "All-a right-a!" Mario said happily.
Suddenly, the sound of a metal door opening echoed throughout the hall. Three shadowy creatures walked into the middle of the room. When they stopped in the middle of the room, a spotlight hit the three from above to reveal them to be Link, DK, and... "Mewtwo!" Pichu exclaimed. "Yes, I, Mewtwo, most powerful of all Pokemon, am your abductor!" he cackled. Marth said something in Japanese again. "What?" Mewtwo asked in a confused manner. "He said, 'Why did you do this?' " Roy translated. "MAN-a, learn-a some English-a!" Mario said loudly. "Ahem," Mewtwo said darkly, "to answer Marth's question, I plan on ruling the Nintendo Islands, by making clones from you! Bwahaha!!" A loud AHEM could be heard through the walls. "Err...I mean my boss will rule the Islands. But I am making the clones out of you!" Mewtwo corrected. "Who's your boss? Huh? Huh?!" Pichu asked. "He wishes to remain anonymous," Mewtwo replied, "one more question." "Okay," I started, "where are we?" A bunch of the other Smashers murmur with agreement on my question. "Uh..." Mewtwo started. He looked towards the ceiling, and said, "Should I tell them, master?" There was silence. "Yes, you may..." a booming voice echoed. "Okay," Mewtwo said, "you 23 are in the Forsaken Fortress." "The Forsaken Fortress!?" Ganondorf exclaimed, "What did you do to it?! There's never been any metal walls before..." "Heh heh, that's because we modified it! It now reaches the sky, and has been renamed 'The Forsaken Tower'!" Mewtwo cackled. "Hey Mewtwo?" Bowser called. "Yes, Bowser?" Mewtwo asked. "Do you need any help? Because I'd be glad to help you take over the Islands!" Bowser said. "You-a son-a of-a a..." Mario started. "No I do not need your help (although I could use you and Ganon...), but I will be needing you and Mario right now," Mewtwo said. "What-a for-a?" Mario said. "For a test run..." Mewtwo said.
Suddenly, two long tubes shot out of the ceiling and attached to Bowser's and Mario's cells. A loud vacumm noise could be heard, and Bowser and Mario were sucked up! "If anyone tries anything, you'll be next..." Mewtwo said evilly, "and with that, I depart. Come, Link and DK!" Link and DK stepped up to either side of Mewtwo, then the three of them walked out the door in which they came, which loudly slammed behind them. "We gotta get outta here," I stated. "How? These bars are probably attack- proof, and where would we go?" Pichu said. "Good points," I said. "Maybe a double attack would do it," Pichu said. "A what?" I asked. "You know, when someone launches an attack and another person combines that attack with one of their own to make it even stronger," Pichu explained. "Oh!" I quickly remembered, "But they'd have to be special attacks, right?" "I dunno..." Pichu said. "We'd better think of something fast!" I exclaimed.
It had been around seven hours until Mario and Bowser returned. They both looked in pain, and they seemed extremely tired. "Hey Mario, are you okay?" I called. "That-a... that-a guy is-a crazy," Mario gasped. "For once, I have to agree with him," Bowser said, "that Mewtwo guy is nuts!" "He-a... he-a sucked the-a life-a out-a of-a us-a with a big-a machine," Mario said. "Well, Pichu and I came up with a plan," I said. "What-a kind- a of-a plan-a?" Mario asked. "Well, Pichu came up with the idea that the two of us could try and combine two attacks to break free," I explained. "Oh-a! An SP Attack-a!" Mario exlcaimed. "You told me about those before, right?" I asked. "Yeah," Mario replied, "that's a good-a idea." "Yoshi!" Pichu said as he tapped my side. "What?" I replied. "I came up with a cool 'SP Attack' or whatever they're called," he said. "Cool! What do we have to do?" I asked. Pichu replied by saying, "Well, it goes like this..."
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Day two. Samus had just been taken to the cloning room; I guess Kirby and Pikachu beat Mario and Bowser's clones. Anyway, Pichu had come up with the idea where I would throw an egg at the back wall and he would shoot a jolt of electricity at it, making the explosion of my egg larger and stronger. I thought this was a good plan for an attack. Of course, we decided to wait until someone else was taken to be cloned, so we get away without Mewtwo, Link, DK, or any minions to catch us.
Since Samus had just been taken to be cloned, we decided to act fast. "Ready?" I asked Pichu. "Ready!" Pichu replied. "Okay... go!" I exclaimed. I threw an egg at the wall, which Pichu shot a lightning bolt at. His bolt hit a split-second before my egg hit the wall. Before we realized what would happen, a loud explosion knocked us backwards. Once the dust cleared, we were amazed.
We had created a large hole; a hole large enough that even Bowser could fit through! "Woah... I didn't even think that'd work..." Pichu groaned. "Mario! It worked!" I hollered. "Good-a!" Mario exclaimed, "now-a, get-a the-a heck-a outta here-a!" "Okay! We'll come back as soon as we find Kirby and Pikachu!" I replied. "No-a! Stay away-a from-a here-a!" Mario said, "Try and-a get-a back-a to-a SSB-a Island!" "Right!" I said. "Let's get going!" Pichu called from across the cell. I quickly ran over to the hole in the wall. "Okay, we're gonna run around, until we find the outer wall," I said. "Got it!" Pichu replied. "Let's move!" I exclaimed.
We jumped through the hole, and landed in a three-way intersection between a couple of long hallways. A large sign was hanging from the ceiling. It said: 'Docks -'. "Not too conspicuous, are they?" Pichu laughed. Pichu started in that direction when I exclaimed, "Wait! No!" Sirens blared all over the place. "Prisoner Escape! Prisoner Escape! Cell block 311-18!" a voice said over a microphone. "Crud! We gotta move!" I yelled. Pichu and I ran down the hall like no tommorrow.
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Meanwhile...
1??? - What is happening down there?!
Mewtwo - Uh... (aw s***...) two of our hostages have escaped, master.
1??? - WHAT?!?!
Mewtwo - Should I get them, master?
1??? - ...No. Let them go.
Mewtwo - Huh?! Why?
1??? - I have no use of them.
Mewtwo - *sigh* Yes master...
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"Woah! There sure are a lot of boats out here!" Pichu exclaimed. "Let's just grab one and go!" I yelled. I ran over to the nearest speedboat and hopped aboard. Pichu followed suit. "How d'you turn this thing on?" I wondered aloud. "Like this," Pichu said. He quickly hit a green button next to the steering wheel. "You, your brother, and Kirby are really good with technology, huh?" I admitted. "Considering I've been around it since I've been with my brother, yeah," Pichu smiled, "Anyway, let's blow this joint!" Pichu hopped into the driver's seat as I sat down in the chair adjacent to his. "Where are we headed? Kanto?" Pichu asked. "No, too close. We'd probably get followed and be caught," I said. "Okay, then how about we go around Kanto and your island and head to DK Isles?" Pichu asked. "Sure, I guess," I said. "Okay, DK Isles it is!" Pichu exclaimed.
We slowly drifted out of the docks, as to not be spotted. When we drifted a good ways out, though, the sirens started blaring again. 'Prisoners found! Prisoners found! They are leaving the northern docks!' "Hit it!" I exclaimed. "Right!" Pichu replied. He pounded the accelerator to the floor, and we blasted off to the north.
"For the first time, I'm actually glad to be stuck with you," I admitted once we were far away from the Forsaken Tower. "Yeah, well... at least my escape bud is one of my brother's best friends," Pichu said, "imagine what would've happened if Ganondorf was here instead of you!" "Yeah, that wouldn't have been a good pair-up," I laughed.
So we continued to DK Isles. I wonder what Kirby and Pikachu are up to...
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Good, at least they escaped. But why did Mewtwo's boss let them go? Why are Link and DK evil? And what the heck are Kirby and the others doing? Find out, in Chapter 10!
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Episode II: Attack of the Clones
By SwordKirbyMaster
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SwordKirbyMaster here, here to present the first special chapter! Instead of Kirby narrating this chapter, it'll be Yoshi, explaining how and where he and the others are! I still don't own much, especially not Yoshi's jailcell number. Enjoy!
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Chapter 9: Sneaking Out of the Stronghold
It had been two days since we were kidnapped. Who knew Mewtwo, Link and DK were evil? I sure didn't, even if Link had almost killed me a week ago. I can remember it like it was yesterday... oh wait, it was!
We had been called to the entrance of SSB HQ. Once everyong got there, Link said that someone was to meet us at the southern peninsula of the island. While we strolled down, me and Mario chatted a bit. "I-a wonder who-a wants-a to-a meet-a us," Mario said. "I dunno; they must be important if they want to meet ALL of us," I replied to my italian friend. "Yeah, too-a bad Peach-a isn't here-a, or she-a could-a meet-a this-a person too-a," Mario said. "Yeah," I replied. "Hey-a... where-a is-a your-a friends, Kirby and-a Pikachu?" Mario asked. "Hmm... when they visited me in the hospital, I think they said they were going to Isle Delfino for their Veteran vacation," I answered. "Don't-a mention that-a horrible place around-a me! You-a know-a I-a think- a that-a place-a sucks!" Mario exclaimed. "Oh yeah, sorry about that," I quickly apologized.
When we reached the southern peninsula, we were expecting a ship of some sort to be on the beach. But there wasn't anyone there? "Hey-a! Where's-a this-a person we're-a supposed-a to-a meet-a?" Mario asked loudly. "Don't worry," Link grinned, "they'll be here shortly." So we waited awhile. About twenty minutes later, most of us had had it. "Grrraa!! This is pointless!" Bowser yelled. "I agree," Ganondorf added, "why the h*** are we just standing around here for?!" "I think we're waiting to meet someone, in case you forgot," Pichu answered. "Shut up, rat!" Ganondorf yelled. "Why should I?" Pichu yelled back. "Because you're an annoying rodent, just like Pikachu!" Ganondorf answered angrily. "If my older brother were here to hear you say that, he'd kick your butt!" Pichu yelled. "Well he's not, so what are you going to do about it?" Ganondorf grinned evilly. "I'll do this!" Pichu laughed. Pichu suddenly jumped up and kicked Ganondorf in the face. "Why you little..." Ganondorf growled. Pichu quickly ran away as Ganondorf gave chase to him.
"*sigh* It's times like this when I wonder why I'm even friends with him..." I sighed. "Wait-a, you're-a friends-a with-a that-a yellow mouse-a- like thingy?" Mario asked. "It's worse, he always tags along whenever Pikachu, Kirby, and I do anything together," I groaned. "That-a must-a stink," Mario replied. "Yeah," I replied. Suddenly, Marth said something in Japanese. "What did he say?" Pichu asked. "He said, 'Look! Up in the sky!'" Roy replied. "Man, he-a should-a learn-a English," Mario said. I heeded what Marth said and looked at the sky. There was a pink cloud hovering above us! I sarted to say, "What the..." when I was knocked off my feet. Suddenly, the entire group was engulfed in a pink light! Screams and yells of terror could be heard in the distance. Then suddenly, all went black.
So here I am, stuck in this cell in some fortress when I wake up. I look outside my cell to see the others, paired in twos, in different cells around me. I turned around, and guess who I was paired up with? Annoying little Pichu. At least he's not awake yet...
Once everyone woke up, most of the others started talking again, as if nothing happened. Of course, Pichu startd asking me stupid questions. "Where are we?" Pichu asked. "No clue," I said. "Why are we locked up?" Pichu asked. "No idea," I muttered. "Who did this?" Pichu asked. "I dunno; for all we know, it was a pink cloud," I said. "That's stupid!" Pichu exclaimed. I sighed. "Oh well, at least I was put with one of my bor's best buds," Pichu said. "Hey! That's right! Kirby and your brother weren't with us!" I exclaimed. "So?" Pichu said. "That means they're still free! And that they can come get us!" I exclaimed. "Oh, yeah! Woohoo!" Pichu exclaimed. "Hey-a!" Mario called, "what are-a you-a two-a so-a happy about-a?" "Kirby and Pikachu are still out there!" I hollered back, "They could come get us!" "All-a right-a!" Mario said happily.
Suddenly, the sound of a metal door opening echoed throughout the hall. Three shadowy creatures walked into the middle of the room. When they stopped in the middle of the room, a spotlight hit the three from above to reveal them to be Link, DK, and... "Mewtwo!" Pichu exclaimed. "Yes, I, Mewtwo, most powerful of all Pokemon, am your abductor!" he cackled. Marth said something in Japanese again. "What?" Mewtwo asked in a confused manner. "He said, 'Why did you do this?' " Roy translated. "MAN-a, learn-a some English-a!" Mario said loudly. "Ahem," Mewtwo said darkly, "to answer Marth's question, I plan on ruling the Nintendo Islands, by making clones from you! Bwahaha!!" A loud AHEM could be heard through the walls. "Err...I mean my boss will rule the Islands. But I am making the clones out of you!" Mewtwo corrected. "Who's your boss? Huh? Huh?!" Pichu asked. "He wishes to remain anonymous," Mewtwo replied, "one more question." "Okay," I started, "where are we?" A bunch of the other Smashers murmur with agreement on my question. "Uh..." Mewtwo started. He looked towards the ceiling, and said, "Should I tell them, master?" There was silence. "Yes, you may..." a booming voice echoed. "Okay," Mewtwo said, "you 23 are in the Forsaken Fortress." "The Forsaken Fortress!?" Ganondorf exclaimed, "What did you do to it?! There's never been any metal walls before..." "Heh heh, that's because we modified it! It now reaches the sky, and has been renamed 'The Forsaken Tower'!" Mewtwo cackled. "Hey Mewtwo?" Bowser called. "Yes, Bowser?" Mewtwo asked. "Do you need any help? Because I'd be glad to help you take over the Islands!" Bowser said. "You-a son-a of-a a..." Mario started. "No I do not need your help (although I could use you and Ganon...), but I will be needing you and Mario right now," Mewtwo said. "What-a for-a?" Mario said. "For a test run..." Mewtwo said.
Suddenly, two long tubes shot out of the ceiling and attached to Bowser's and Mario's cells. A loud vacumm noise could be heard, and Bowser and Mario were sucked up! "If anyone tries anything, you'll be next..." Mewtwo said evilly, "and with that, I depart. Come, Link and DK!" Link and DK stepped up to either side of Mewtwo, then the three of them walked out the door in which they came, which loudly slammed behind them. "We gotta get outta here," I stated. "How? These bars are probably attack- proof, and where would we go?" Pichu said. "Good points," I said. "Maybe a double attack would do it," Pichu said. "A what?" I asked. "You know, when someone launches an attack and another person combines that attack with one of their own to make it even stronger," Pichu explained. "Oh!" I quickly remembered, "But they'd have to be special attacks, right?" "I dunno..." Pichu said. "We'd better think of something fast!" I exclaimed.
It had been around seven hours until Mario and Bowser returned. They both looked in pain, and they seemed extremely tired. "Hey Mario, are you okay?" I called. "That-a... that-a guy is-a crazy," Mario gasped. "For once, I have to agree with him," Bowser said, "that Mewtwo guy is nuts!" "He-a... he-a sucked the-a life-a out-a of-a us-a with a big-a machine," Mario said. "Well, Pichu and I came up with a plan," I said. "What-a kind- a of-a plan-a?" Mario asked. "Well, Pichu came up with the idea that the two of us could try and combine two attacks to break free," I explained. "Oh-a! An SP Attack-a!" Mario exlcaimed. "You told me about those before, right?" I asked. "Yeah," Mario replied, "that's a good-a idea." "Yoshi!" Pichu said as he tapped my side. "What?" I replied. "I came up with a cool 'SP Attack' or whatever they're called," he said. "Cool! What do we have to do?" I asked. Pichu replied by saying, "Well, it goes like this..."
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Day two. Samus had just been taken to the cloning room; I guess Kirby and Pikachu beat Mario and Bowser's clones. Anyway, Pichu had come up with the idea where I would throw an egg at the back wall and he would shoot a jolt of electricity at it, making the explosion of my egg larger and stronger. I thought this was a good plan for an attack. Of course, we decided to wait until someone else was taken to be cloned, so we get away without Mewtwo, Link, DK, or any minions to catch us.
Since Samus had just been taken to be cloned, we decided to act fast. "Ready?" I asked Pichu. "Ready!" Pichu replied. "Okay... go!" I exclaimed. I threw an egg at the wall, which Pichu shot a lightning bolt at. His bolt hit a split-second before my egg hit the wall. Before we realized what would happen, a loud explosion knocked us backwards. Once the dust cleared, we were amazed.
We had created a large hole; a hole large enough that even Bowser could fit through! "Woah... I didn't even think that'd work..." Pichu groaned. "Mario! It worked!" I hollered. "Good-a!" Mario exclaimed, "now-a, get-a the-a heck-a outta here-a!" "Okay! We'll come back as soon as we find Kirby and Pikachu!" I replied. "No-a! Stay away-a from-a here-a!" Mario said, "Try and-a get-a back-a to-a SSB-a Island!" "Right!" I said. "Let's get going!" Pichu called from across the cell. I quickly ran over to the hole in the wall. "Okay, we're gonna run around, until we find the outer wall," I said. "Got it!" Pichu replied. "Let's move!" I exclaimed.
We jumped through the hole, and landed in a three-way intersection between a couple of long hallways. A large sign was hanging from the ceiling. It said: 'Docks -'. "Not too conspicuous, are they?" Pichu laughed. Pichu started in that direction when I exclaimed, "Wait! No!" Sirens blared all over the place. "Prisoner Escape! Prisoner Escape! Cell block 311-18!" a voice said over a microphone. "Crud! We gotta move!" I yelled. Pichu and I ran down the hall like no tommorrow.
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Meanwhile...
1??? - What is happening down there?!
Mewtwo - Uh... (aw s***...) two of our hostages have escaped, master.
1??? - WHAT?!?!
Mewtwo - Should I get them, master?
1??? - ...No. Let them go.
Mewtwo - Huh?! Why?
1??? - I have no use of them.
Mewtwo - *sigh* Yes master...
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"Woah! There sure are a lot of boats out here!" Pichu exclaimed. "Let's just grab one and go!" I yelled. I ran over to the nearest speedboat and hopped aboard. Pichu followed suit. "How d'you turn this thing on?" I wondered aloud. "Like this," Pichu said. He quickly hit a green button next to the steering wheel. "You, your brother, and Kirby are really good with technology, huh?" I admitted. "Considering I've been around it since I've been with my brother, yeah," Pichu smiled, "Anyway, let's blow this joint!" Pichu hopped into the driver's seat as I sat down in the chair adjacent to his. "Where are we headed? Kanto?" Pichu asked. "No, too close. We'd probably get followed and be caught," I said. "Okay, then how about we go around Kanto and your island and head to DK Isles?" Pichu asked. "Sure, I guess," I said. "Okay, DK Isles it is!" Pichu exclaimed.
We slowly drifted out of the docks, as to not be spotted. When we drifted a good ways out, though, the sirens started blaring again. 'Prisoners found! Prisoners found! They are leaving the northern docks!' "Hit it!" I exclaimed. "Right!" Pichu replied. He pounded the accelerator to the floor, and we blasted off to the north.
"For the first time, I'm actually glad to be stuck with you," I admitted once we were far away from the Forsaken Tower. "Yeah, well... at least my escape bud is one of my brother's best friends," Pichu said, "imagine what would've happened if Ganondorf was here instead of you!" "Yeah, that wouldn't have been a good pair-up," I laughed.
So we continued to DK Isles. I wonder what Kirby and Pikachu are up to...
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Good, at least they escaped. But why did Mewtwo's boss let them go? Why are Link and DK evil? And what the heck are Kirby and the others doing? Find out, in Chapter 10!
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