Chapter One: Dud-Lee Demented:
Happy Rotter was eavesdropping on his Aunt peculiar and Uncle Vernon when they heard a big CRACK!
Immediately Happy went red. His Aunt and Uncle looked down on him through their living room window, he was so red now, he looked like a giant tomato with legs.
"Is that what I thought it was?" questioned his peculiar aunt.
"If you think that I just farted so loudly, that everyone in the street heard me, you were right," Happy said turning even redder. "What have we told you about your, problem"
Happy started crying. "It's not my fault, I'm a very, very farty boy" Happy managed to say between loud sobs.
"Don't talk about your situation in the open!" Spat his uncle. "You don't understand what it's like for me, living day to day with irregularity problems" Happy said as he headed down Privet Drive, letting off a few as he ran.
"Oooo, look," Happy said to his invisible friend, "Dementors, maybe they will be my friends."
The dementors were about to attack Happy because he was so damn ugly, when his cousin Dude-Lee saved the day by sitting on the dementors and killing them.
Happy Rotter was eavesdropping on his Aunt peculiar and Uncle Vernon when they heard a big CRACK!
Immediately Happy went red. His Aunt and Uncle looked down on him through their living room window, he was so red now, he looked like a giant tomato with legs.
"Is that what I thought it was?" questioned his peculiar aunt.
"If you think that I just farted so loudly, that everyone in the street heard me, you were right," Happy said turning even redder. "What have we told you about your, problem"
Happy started crying. "It's not my fault, I'm a very, very farty boy" Happy managed to say between loud sobs.
"Don't talk about your situation in the open!" Spat his uncle. "You don't understand what it's like for me, living day to day with irregularity problems" Happy said as he headed down Privet Drive, letting off a few as he ran.
"Oooo, look," Happy said to his invisible friend, "Dementors, maybe they will be my friends."
The dementors were about to attack Happy because he was so damn ugly, when his cousin Dude-Lee saved the day by sitting on the dementors and killing them.