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Crazy Road Trip Inuyasha style Chapter 1

Everyone is in class and the day is about to end. Kaede is the teacher and Kikyo is the principal.

Kaede: So class, what is the phrase of today?

Class: Math homework doesn't help cook brownies on a t.v. in Russia.

Kaede: Very good class, now, I want you all to hand over your permission slips for the road trip tommorro.

Everyone hands up their permission slips.

Inuyasha: Psst, hey Sango.

Sango: What?

Inuyasha: Buttermilk. (snickers)

Sango: O_o Poor child.

Miroku: Hey Kagome, where are we surposed to be going on this road trip anyways?

Kagome: some paradise resort in florida.

Miroku: Sweet. All those girls in Bikinis and bathing suits.

Kagome:(sighs) who didn't see that coming?

The bell rings

Kaede: Okay, I expect to see you all here bright, early and packed. Goodbye.

The class leaves.

The next day, at the school.

Kagura: (yawns) D**n this! I cant believe I had to wake up this early to go on this trip!

Shippo: What I don't like is that I have ot be with these little kids.

Kagura: What are you talking about? Youre the youngest person/demon here.

Shippo: Uh! (walks off all mad and what not)

In a corner, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Kageromaru, and Jaken are rapping and what stuff.

Inuyasha: So then I was like
Buttermilk son!
Sango sighed and
Thought she had, uh, Big buns!

Everyone: Oooo!

Kageromaru is break dancing.

Sesshomaru: Break it down.

Kaede: Lets load the bus!

Jaken: Aww!

Everyone is loaded on the bus

Kaede: Okay listen! Now I want you all on your best behavior. No monkey business, that means you Naraku.

Naraku: (scratching his butt and eating a banana) What?!

Kaede: Now before ye set off, I want us to have a phrase of the day.

Sesshomaru: Crap.

Kaede starts talking about something

Inuyasha: Psst. Juromaru!

Juromaru: yes?

Inuyasha: Peanut butter! (snickers)

Juromaru: umm, Okay. O_o

Kaede: So class, whats the phrase of today?

Class: Eating chicken in Canada never starts riots in football fields.

Naraku: Not Trueee!

Kaede: Okay, ill be on another bus with the faculty, so, Mr. Kaiba will be your moniter and ye will do what he asks.

Miroku: But he's the bus driver.

Kaiba: (turns around and gives them an evil smirk)

Kaede: I will see ye all later(exits the bus)

Jaken: Now that the old lady from hell is gone, its time to parteeee!!!!

Kaiba: Shut up and sit down!!!!!

Miroku:Yeah, Yeah, you a**.

Kaiba: what did you say?!

Miroku: I said we're a good class.

Kaiba: Oh. Well, I'm gonna lay down the law, I don't want any crap from any of you!!!

Sesshomaru: What happens if we don't feel like it homey gee?

Kaiba: Then I'm gonna woop you're a** and tell your principal! I'm only doing this because Mokuba wanted me to.

Back at Kaiba Corp. headquarters

Mokuba: H*** yeah! Lets party!

Everyone that Kaiba cant stand is partying with Mokuba.

On the bus

Kaiba: So, I plan to get paid very much for this. (starts driving)

Rin: this guys a meanie.

Kohaku: You got that right.

~End~

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