Shinikuma: O_O! Oh my! My first fanfic posted on Fanfiction.net!! Run and hide! Run and hide! ^_^; This story takes place in the summer (in between school I guess)...please keep in mind I don't watch the show or read the manga, so the little I know about Yu Gi Oh is from what other writers write. -_-;
Well. There is no yaoi in this story. Isn't that amazing?? No yaoi! No shounen-ai! Oh my!! Nope, ladies and gentelmen, this is just a humour fic. o_O; Strange...I must be sick or something...
Summary: Eight boys (Ryou, Yugi, Yami Yugi, Kaiba, Otogi, Honda, Jyounouchi, and Malik) decide to go camping for a week over the summer holidays. Yes, Bakura is in this. :)
But anyhow- on to the fanfic!!
~*~
Yes, another lazy summer afternoon at Ryou's household. Summer was rolling by like the waves lapping gently at the shore of a large lake. All was quiet and settle, only the wind stirred the grass in the front lawn. Various insects flew around to various plants, the house itself was peaceful looking. It seemed as if it's habitants were taking a nap or enjoying themselves with a quiet pastime.
Approximately 167 miles southwest of the above described scene, there is a dense forest, lush and in it's prime (being as it is summer), it was an equally peaceful scene. All was-
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!"
Splash.
As Yami Yugi pulled himself out of the lake in the small clearing that was their camp. He glared menacingly at all the people within a twenty meter radius. Someone had pushed him into the water, and he had his suspicions who...
Yami Yugi spotted Jyounouchi first. The yellow haired boy was playing kickball or something of the like with Honda and Yami's Hikari, Yugi. They had ignored the Yami's shout (he refused to call it a scream) before he had fallen into the water. It seemed unlikely it was them.
The Yami shifted his gaze, to spot Otogi, Kaiba, and Malik standing in a circle arguing over who would cook the meal today. Malik didn't think Kaiba had the ability to cook, and Kaiba had been indignant, protesting that he could. Otogi had woken up because of their arguing, and it was probably just like him to join in for no particular reason.
That just left...
Yami Yugi's gaze fell upon Ryou. The white-haired boy was quietly reading underneath a tree. It made the Yami wonder why Ryou had even come, if all he was going to do was read! The Pharoah was certain all Ryou did at home was read.
It wasn't that the Yami thought it was Ryou who pushed him in, not specifically Ryou anyways. It was the Millenium Ring dangling from the other boy's neck that caught his eye.
But there wasn't any proof at all.
'Curses...' Yami Yugi thought, before stalking off into the tent he shared with Yugi to change into dry clothes.
~*~
As the sun set, signalling the arrival of evening, the eight boys gathered around a small but cozy fire. They had eaten the dinner that Yugi ended up preparing, as Otogi, Kaiba, and Malik still had not finished their argument.
"Hey Yug'!" Jyounouchi said brightly, "What's for dessert?"
"Oh! Yeah!" Yugi smiled as he reached into a basket behind him and pulled out a bag. "I didn't have time to make anything fancy for dessert, so everyone gets mangoes!"
The rest of the boys accepted their mangoes happily. Mangoes taste good and are good for you. Duh. (This is not a subliminal message...)
Ryou hadn't even started on his mango before Jyounouchi had already finished his. The blonde put on a pout and looked at Honda, asking with his eyes whether Honda would share or not.
Honda shook his head and took a huge bite out of the mango as if to emphasize his point.
Jyounouchi then turned his pout towards Ryou, who was poised to take a bite out of his own fruit.
"Ryou? Share? Please?" He asked. Ryou was nice, he'd probably share...
As if he was thinking it out, Ryou put the mango down then replied, "No."
Jyou blinked. Ryou refused to share? No way...! "Wha-?"
"I said 'no' Jyounouchi-kun; You had your own already." the white-haired boy explained. However, Jyou only had eyes for the unbitten mango in Ryou's hands.
Smiling quite devilishly, he snatched Ryou's mango and ran off from the fire. "Mwahahahhahaa!!" He laughed.
Ryou was still for only a split second then chased after his poor mango.
Yugi giggled as he took out a video recorder from the basket behind him. This would be such a great video to save...!
~*~
When Ryou came back with his mango (he had to tackle Jyounouchi to get it back), he saw that the other boys (minus Jyou) were huddled around Yugi, and laughing about something.
Curious, he poked his head between Kaiba and Otogi. Then his jaw dropped at what he saw.
Yugi was handling a video recorder and replaying what he had taped. From the small machine screen, you could see two dark shapes running around in the small clearing.
However, it wasn't that that made Ryou blush an interesting shade of red. You could also *hear* what the camera had recorded.
"My mango! My mango!"
"Hahahahhaha!! You'll have to catch me to get your mango back!!"
"Nooo! My mango!"
"Heehee hee Uhmph!!"
One of the dark shapes on the screen had tackled the other one and wrestled a dark egg-like shape our of the other's hands. He held it up high.
"I have the mango!!"
"Will you at least share...?" Came the meek voice from below.
"No! You can not have the mango!!! Mehehehehehe!!!" The dark figure with the mango took off in another direction.
As soon as the footage was over, everyone turned to look at Ryou and laugh. Ryou felt like he wanted to crawl under a rock and never come out again.
~*~
Wow- I finished one chapter. O_O; Oh my...-_-; Anyhow; Unlike some authors who demand reviews to continue, I don't really care. I post whenever I like! Grr!
...
But that doesn't mean I don't like reviews...
~Shini-kuma
Well. There is no yaoi in this story. Isn't that amazing?? No yaoi! No shounen-ai! Oh my!! Nope, ladies and gentelmen, this is just a humour fic. o_O; Strange...I must be sick or something...
Summary: Eight boys (Ryou, Yugi, Yami Yugi, Kaiba, Otogi, Honda, Jyounouchi, and Malik) decide to go camping for a week over the summer holidays. Yes, Bakura is in this. :)
But anyhow- on to the fanfic!!
~*~
Yes, another lazy summer afternoon at Ryou's household. Summer was rolling by like the waves lapping gently at the shore of a large lake. All was quiet and settle, only the wind stirred the grass in the front lawn. Various insects flew around to various plants, the house itself was peaceful looking. It seemed as if it's habitants were taking a nap or enjoying themselves with a quiet pastime.
Approximately 167 miles southwest of the above described scene, there is a dense forest, lush and in it's prime (being as it is summer), it was an equally peaceful scene. All was-
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!"
Splash.
As Yami Yugi pulled himself out of the lake in the small clearing that was their camp. He glared menacingly at all the people within a twenty meter radius. Someone had pushed him into the water, and he had his suspicions who...
Yami Yugi spotted Jyounouchi first. The yellow haired boy was playing kickball or something of the like with Honda and Yami's Hikari, Yugi. They had ignored the Yami's shout (he refused to call it a scream) before he had fallen into the water. It seemed unlikely it was them.
The Yami shifted his gaze, to spot Otogi, Kaiba, and Malik standing in a circle arguing over who would cook the meal today. Malik didn't think Kaiba had the ability to cook, and Kaiba had been indignant, protesting that he could. Otogi had woken up because of their arguing, and it was probably just like him to join in for no particular reason.
That just left...
Yami Yugi's gaze fell upon Ryou. The white-haired boy was quietly reading underneath a tree. It made the Yami wonder why Ryou had even come, if all he was going to do was read! The Pharoah was certain all Ryou did at home was read.
It wasn't that the Yami thought it was Ryou who pushed him in, not specifically Ryou anyways. It was the Millenium Ring dangling from the other boy's neck that caught his eye.
But there wasn't any proof at all.
'Curses...' Yami Yugi thought, before stalking off into the tent he shared with Yugi to change into dry clothes.
~*~
As the sun set, signalling the arrival of evening, the eight boys gathered around a small but cozy fire. They had eaten the dinner that Yugi ended up preparing, as Otogi, Kaiba, and Malik still had not finished their argument.
"Hey Yug'!" Jyounouchi said brightly, "What's for dessert?"
"Oh! Yeah!" Yugi smiled as he reached into a basket behind him and pulled out a bag. "I didn't have time to make anything fancy for dessert, so everyone gets mangoes!"
The rest of the boys accepted their mangoes happily. Mangoes taste good and are good for you. Duh. (This is not a subliminal message...)
Ryou hadn't even started on his mango before Jyounouchi had already finished his. The blonde put on a pout and looked at Honda, asking with his eyes whether Honda would share or not.
Honda shook his head and took a huge bite out of the mango as if to emphasize his point.
Jyounouchi then turned his pout towards Ryou, who was poised to take a bite out of his own fruit.
"Ryou? Share? Please?" He asked. Ryou was nice, he'd probably share...
As if he was thinking it out, Ryou put the mango down then replied, "No."
Jyou blinked. Ryou refused to share? No way...! "Wha-?"
"I said 'no' Jyounouchi-kun; You had your own already." the white-haired boy explained. However, Jyou only had eyes for the unbitten mango in Ryou's hands.
Smiling quite devilishly, he snatched Ryou's mango and ran off from the fire. "Mwahahahhahaa!!" He laughed.
Ryou was still for only a split second then chased after his poor mango.
Yugi giggled as he took out a video recorder from the basket behind him. This would be such a great video to save...!
~*~
When Ryou came back with his mango (he had to tackle Jyounouchi to get it back), he saw that the other boys (minus Jyou) were huddled around Yugi, and laughing about something.
Curious, he poked his head between Kaiba and Otogi. Then his jaw dropped at what he saw.
Yugi was handling a video recorder and replaying what he had taped. From the small machine screen, you could see two dark shapes running around in the small clearing.
However, it wasn't that that made Ryou blush an interesting shade of red. You could also *hear* what the camera had recorded.
"My mango! My mango!"
"Hahahahhaha!! You'll have to catch me to get your mango back!!"
"Nooo! My mango!"
"Heehee hee Uhmph!!"
One of the dark shapes on the screen had tackled the other one and wrestled a dark egg-like shape our of the other's hands. He held it up high.
"I have the mango!!"
"Will you at least share...?" Came the meek voice from below.
"No! You can not have the mango!!! Mehehehehehe!!!" The dark figure with the mango took off in another direction.
As soon as the footage was over, everyone turned to look at Ryou and laugh. Ryou felt like he wanted to crawl under a rock and never come out again.
~*~
Wow- I finished one chapter. O_O; Oh my...-_-; Anyhow; Unlike some authors who demand reviews to continue, I don't really care. I post whenever I like! Grr!
...
But that doesn't mean I don't like reviews...
~Shini-kuma