Chapter Two: Attack of the Owls
Happy ran to his house crying, entered his room and found a letter on his desk. Could this be a letter from one of his friends, Ronald or Heroin?
No, it couldn't be, he was sure his friends didn't like him any more because they said:
"Happy, we don't like you anymore" the previous year.
He picked up the letter, but realized he was incompetent and couldn't read.
Since Happy was home alone, he was once again playing with the toaster.
He heard a crash downstairs and saw that some other people were in his house.
He looked around, and noticed some strangely dressed people were in his kitchen.
Considering Happy had spent four years of his life in the wizarding world, it took him a while to realize these people were wizards. Actually it took him about half an hour.
"Hey guys, do you wizards wanna play?" he asked, emphasizing the fact that he knew they were wizards and damn proud of it. As he was approaching them he had saliva dripping out his mouth and his hand in the toaster.
Loo-pin, a wizard that wore a pin shaped like a loo, looked down on him his faced looking sympathetic and disgusted.
"We -er...."
"What is it guys?" Happy asked, always been the last one to catch on to anything.
"We- ah - something suddenly came up!!" shouted one wizard.
"RUNNNNNN!!!" shouted Loo-pin.
They all ran out the house and down Privet Drive, at the end of Privet Drive they found a set of brooms.
"What are these?" A wizard asked Loo-pin.
"These may look like ordinary household brooms, but they aren't, they are magical brooms!"
"Does that mean we can fly them?"
"Where'd you get and idea like that?" Loo-pin asked.
"Well, for some reason I always thought witches rode brooms."
"Well you were wrong, weren't you?"
Loo-pin and the rest of the wizards picked up the brooms and began sweeping the driveway to number 14 Privet Drive. The wizards and happy were doing this for about two hours when the "magical" part of this method of transportation began to kick in, the wizards and Happy were transported to some hole in England.
(A/N I know this chapter isn't really that funny, but it was pretty hard making fun of this part I the Order of The Pheonix. I promise the next chapter will be funnier! And I will upload it pretty soon, I just want a few more reviews. Please review!!!)
Happy ran to his house crying, entered his room and found a letter on his desk. Could this be a letter from one of his friends, Ronald or Heroin?
No, it couldn't be, he was sure his friends didn't like him any more because they said:
"Happy, we don't like you anymore" the previous year.
He picked up the letter, but realized he was incompetent and couldn't read.
Since Happy was home alone, he was once again playing with the toaster.
He heard a crash downstairs and saw that some other people were in his house.
He looked around, and noticed some strangely dressed people were in his kitchen.
Considering Happy had spent four years of his life in the wizarding world, it took him a while to realize these people were wizards. Actually it took him about half an hour.
"Hey guys, do you wizards wanna play?" he asked, emphasizing the fact that he knew they were wizards and damn proud of it. As he was approaching them he had saliva dripping out his mouth and his hand in the toaster.
Loo-pin, a wizard that wore a pin shaped like a loo, looked down on him his faced looking sympathetic and disgusted.
"We -er...."
"What is it guys?" Happy asked, always been the last one to catch on to anything.
"We- ah - something suddenly came up!!" shouted one wizard.
"RUNNNNNN!!!" shouted Loo-pin.
They all ran out the house and down Privet Drive, at the end of Privet Drive they found a set of brooms.
"What are these?" A wizard asked Loo-pin.
"These may look like ordinary household brooms, but they aren't, they are magical brooms!"
"Does that mean we can fly them?"
"Where'd you get and idea like that?" Loo-pin asked.
"Well, for some reason I always thought witches rode brooms."
"Well you were wrong, weren't you?"
Loo-pin and the rest of the wizards picked up the brooms and began sweeping the driveway to number 14 Privet Drive. The wizards and happy were doing this for about two hours when the "magical" part of this method of transportation began to kick in, the wizards and Happy were transported to some hole in England.
(A/N I know this chapter isn't really that funny, but it was pretty hard making fun of this part I the Order of The Pheonix. I promise the next chapter will be funnier! And I will upload it pretty soon, I just want a few more reviews. Please review!!!)