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mine.
Crazy Road Trip, Inuyasha style chapter 2.
Quick recap: they just set off for their road trip to the paradise resort in Florida, and we're featuring Mr. Kaiba.
Sango: Theeee, wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round. . .
Kageromaru: Oh will you shut up?!
Sango: What?!
Naraku: You've been singing that song for about two hours now!
Kageromaru: and its getting old very quickly. So plz just shut up!
Sango: Youre just jealous cus you cant sing!
Juromaru: Oh yea?!
Sango: O_o;; where'd you come from in this conversation?
Juromaru: I head sing! In which I sing very well.
Sango: (snickers) Sure, screechomaru.
Juromaru: Shut up!
Miroku: (feeling on Sango and what not) Hmm, I wonder if the women at the paradise resort are going to be this soft.
Sango: (slaps Miroku) You butt-munch!
Mr. Kaiba: Hey! Your dumb teachers want to stop for a break at McDonalds! So you'd better use the bathroom! Because, (gets cut off)
Jaken: why are you yelling?!
Mr. Kaiba: Because I can!!!
Kageromaru dies
Juromaru: The heck?
Kagome: Sorry, I meant to hit something else.
Juromaru: you killed my brother?! O_o
Kagome: Sorry. ^_^
Juromaru: its okay. ^_^ I didn't like him much for him. He was too bossy.
Kagome: Okay, I'll practice elsewhere. (accidentally shoots Kohaku)
Kohaku dies
Kagome: Oops. ^_^ Sango: O.O
Kagome: Sorry Sango.
Sango: You b*tch!!!(foams at mouth)
Sesshomaru: (holds Sango back) Oh calm down!!!
Kagome: Didn't mean to kill your brother Sango. ^_^
About 10 minutes later, they finally stop.
Sango: (all calmed down and what not) I think I wanna a cheeseburger.
Inuyasaha: Do any of you guys want to get off the bus?
Kaiba: NOOOOO!!!! I'll decide when you get offa the bus!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: Yeah, whatever you say you butt f**king a**
Kaiba: what was that?!
Sesshomaru: I said I like butts and uh, bass?
Kaiba: O_o uh, okay.
Sesshomaru: When can we get off.
Kaiba: whenever I say so B**ch!
Kageromaru: this guys not really nice.
Inuyasha: Wad up Kageromaru?
Kageromaru: Nuttin much dog.
Sango: did I hear racism?
Kageromaru: don't be hatin.
Inuyasha: I think I did hear some discriminatin! (unsheathes Tetsuseiga)
Kaiba: Shut up and sit down!
Everyone sits
Kaiba: Okay, I'll let 10 people go at a time.
Sesshomaru: is there even that many here?
Kaiba: Never mind, just leave.
Everyone gets off the kaiba infested bus.
Kaiba: (sighs) time to check on things at Kaiba corp. (dials kaiba corp. headquaters)
At kaiba corp.
Mokuba: (hears phone ring) I'll be back in a sec Marik! (picks up phone) Yo! Kaiba corp.! Kaiba: Its Seto.
Mokuba: Oh, hey bro. Whats up?!
(if you cant tell, Mokuba is drunk)
kaiba: how is everything?
Mokuba: everything is f**king great.
Kaiba: Good, nice to, what in the heck is that music?!
Mokuba: Oh, its nothing.
In the background
Big 4: Yo! Moki! What ish this blue duel monster card for, it has 4000, thingies on it!
Mokuba: Uh, a towel?
Kaiba: NOOOO!!!! NOT MY EGYPTIAN GOD CARD!!!!
Big 4: okay, well I spilled some chocolate milk earlier, so I'll just use it.
Mokuba: Alright! Sorry bro.
Kaiba: What the hell is going on there Mokuba?!
Mokuba: sorry bro, I'd love to chat w/ you more, but I've got some stuff to do.
Kaiba: MOKUBA!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON???!!
Mokuba: See ya. (hangs up)
Kaiba: I knew this was a bad idea! I'm going back to kaiba corp. (drives off) MOKUBA! YOURE DEAD!!!!!
~End~
author: Poor kids. Kaiba has just completely left them stranded. Review plz.
Crazy Road Trip, Inuyasha style chapter 2.
Quick recap: they just set off for their road trip to the paradise resort in Florida, and we're featuring Mr. Kaiba.
Sango: Theeee, wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round. . .
Kageromaru: Oh will you shut up?!
Sango: What?!
Naraku: You've been singing that song for about two hours now!
Kageromaru: and its getting old very quickly. So plz just shut up!
Sango: Youre just jealous cus you cant sing!
Juromaru: Oh yea?!
Sango: O_o;; where'd you come from in this conversation?
Juromaru: I head sing! In which I sing very well.
Sango: (snickers) Sure, screechomaru.
Juromaru: Shut up!
Miroku: (feeling on Sango and what not) Hmm, I wonder if the women at the paradise resort are going to be this soft.
Sango: (slaps Miroku) You butt-munch!
Mr. Kaiba: Hey! Your dumb teachers want to stop for a break at McDonalds! So you'd better use the bathroom! Because, (gets cut off)
Jaken: why are you yelling?!
Mr. Kaiba: Because I can!!!
Kageromaru dies
Juromaru: The heck?
Kagome: Sorry, I meant to hit something else.
Juromaru: you killed my brother?! O_o
Kagome: Sorry. ^_^
Juromaru: its okay. ^_^ I didn't like him much for him. He was too bossy.
Kagome: Okay, I'll practice elsewhere. (accidentally shoots Kohaku)
Kohaku dies
Kagome: Oops. ^_^ Sango: O.O
Kagome: Sorry Sango.
Sango: You b*tch!!!(foams at mouth)
Sesshomaru: (holds Sango back) Oh calm down!!!
Kagome: Didn't mean to kill your brother Sango. ^_^
About 10 minutes later, they finally stop.
Sango: (all calmed down and what not) I think I wanna a cheeseburger.
Inuyasaha: Do any of you guys want to get off the bus?
Kaiba: NOOOOO!!!! I'll decide when you get offa the bus!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: Yeah, whatever you say you butt f**king a**
Kaiba: what was that?!
Sesshomaru: I said I like butts and uh, bass?
Kaiba: O_o uh, okay.
Sesshomaru: When can we get off.
Kaiba: whenever I say so B**ch!
Kageromaru: this guys not really nice.
Inuyasha: Wad up Kageromaru?
Kageromaru: Nuttin much dog.
Sango: did I hear racism?
Kageromaru: don't be hatin.
Inuyasha: I think I did hear some discriminatin! (unsheathes Tetsuseiga)
Kaiba: Shut up and sit down!
Everyone sits
Kaiba: Okay, I'll let 10 people go at a time.
Sesshomaru: is there even that many here?
Kaiba: Never mind, just leave.
Everyone gets off the kaiba infested bus.
Kaiba: (sighs) time to check on things at Kaiba corp. (dials kaiba corp. headquaters)
At kaiba corp.
Mokuba: (hears phone ring) I'll be back in a sec Marik! (picks up phone) Yo! Kaiba corp.! Kaiba: Its Seto.
Mokuba: Oh, hey bro. Whats up?!
(if you cant tell, Mokuba is drunk)
kaiba: how is everything?
Mokuba: everything is f**king great.
Kaiba: Good, nice to, what in the heck is that music?!
Mokuba: Oh, its nothing.
In the background
Big 4: Yo! Moki! What ish this blue duel monster card for, it has 4000, thingies on it!
Mokuba: Uh, a towel?
Kaiba: NOOOO!!!! NOT MY EGYPTIAN GOD CARD!!!!
Big 4: okay, well I spilled some chocolate milk earlier, so I'll just use it.
Mokuba: Alright! Sorry bro.
Kaiba: What the hell is going on there Mokuba?!
Mokuba: sorry bro, I'd love to chat w/ you more, but I've got some stuff to do.
Kaiba: MOKUBA!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON???!!
Mokuba: See ya. (hangs up)
Kaiba: I knew this was a bad idea! I'm going back to kaiba corp. (drives off) MOKUBA! YOURE DEAD!!!!!
~End~
author: Poor kids. Kaiba has just completely left them stranded. Review plz.