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Crazy Road Trip, Inuyasha style chapter 3

Quick recap: kaiba just completely ditched everyone cus Mokuba was caught having a party when he wasn't surposed to. (author snickers)

Inside the McDonalds

Inuyasha: so then I said "Wad up sucka?! I'll bust a cap in you're a**!

Kikyo: hey! I want clean language!

Kagome: (gets out handy dandy soappy thingy) ^_^ way ahead of you!

Kaede: Do ye have any brains???

Kagome: can ye kiss my a**? ^_^(holds up peace sign)

Kaede knocks Kagome

Kagome: X_x

Sango busts in

Sango: Everyone! The bus is gone!

Kikyo: What?!

Kikyo runs outside followed by the students.

Inuyasha: You gotta be kidding.

Sango: you mean we're stuck here?!

Kikyo: Crap.

Mr. Tokiman: Well this sucks

Kagome dies

Everyone stares with dot eyes and such

Kageromaru: she somehow shot herself with her own arrows.

Sesshomaru: leave it up to Kagome to kill herself with her own weapon.

Totosai: It seems like you guys could use a helping hand.

Everyone: Mr. Totosai!!!!

Miroku: the only teacher we got along with.

Totosai: (jumps from roof) So, kikyo, I see you've been aging well.

Kikyo: What do you want Totosai?

Totosai: I wanted to see what's up with my old students that I cant see anymore because a certain someone fired me! (glares at Kikyo)

Kikyo: (glares back)

Sesshomaru: So what've you been up to for the past few months since you've been fired. Forging swords I hope.

Totosai: Not just swords, but other things too.

Kikyo: Okay, I need you to leave now!

Sesshomaru: We could use you to forge a bus made outta, someone's teeth.

Kikyo: THAT'S ABSURD!!!!

Totosai: Now that's not a bad idea.

Kikyo: A bus made outta of teeth????

Totosai: Yep! ^_^

Mr. Tokiman: I think it's a great idea.

Kagome: Who's teeth?

Everyone looks at kagome with an evil smirk

Kagome: ^_^ yeah! I get to help!

Inuyasha: Moron! You're not surposed to do it!

Kagome: ^_^ I love to help!

Inuyasha: Gaaa!!! (kills kagome)

Kaede: that's detention mister! What did I say about killing Kagome?

Inuyasha: Killing Kagome wont start trouble in Canadian gyms on Tuesdays.

Totosai: What is she teaching these kids??? O_o

Kikyo: Totosai! We don't need your help. We'll simply find another bus.

Students: Nooo!!!! We want Totosai!!!

Kikyo: Oh fine, Totosai, how long will it take?

Kagome: I wanna help!

Sesshomaru: O_o Didn't Inuyasha kill you?

Inuyasha: GAAAA!!!! WHY ARENT YOU DEAD????!!!! STAY DEAD!!!!!

Kagome: Look, I have a tooth. (shows tooth in Kagome's hand)

Totosai: Perfect! Now it'll take 1 day to make. So you'll have to stay put for a day.

Kikyo: I'm going to kill Mr. Kaiba, okay class! This is what we're going to do. . .

Juromaru: Say it! Say it!

Kikyo: We're going to stay here the night in this McDonalds.

Sesshomaru: Ish that what you were hoping?

Juromaru: No, I was hoping she'd say that we were gonna get a nice can of beans, but that's almost as good.

Sesshomaru: O_o

Juromaru: I know, it conforts me too.

Kikyo: Okay, so this is where we'll stay.

Everyone: Sweet.

Kikyo: No free food.

Everyone: darn

~End~

author: having fun yet? Well, yeah! Review plz!