DISCLAIMER: I don't own WWE and it's wrestlers.. I did wish to own John
Cena but oh well.....
John Cena: Own me? Own moi? Nobody owns John Cena! I'm on my own! Nobody tells me what to do!
Nicole: You're right..... But you're also the property of the person above!
John Cena: Who?
Nicole: *sweatdrop* Never mind.... Ei! Randy Orton! Mind if you say the warning to our fellow readers?
Randy Orton: Nope. Ain't gonna do it!
Nicole: Well "Pretty Boy", I'm going to say your middle name out loud right now!
Randy Orton: Wait! No! Fine! There are some parts you John Cena fans wouldn't wanna know!
Nicole: That's not it! Liar! It's Randy Keith Orton!
Randy Orton: Darn.....
Nicole: Now here's the big tomatoe of this story! The characters!
R.O and J.C: BIG TOMATOE?!
Nicole: Yes. Tomato. Now..... I'll start with my one and really only fic character!
Name: Claudine Benoit
B-Day: August 9, 1987
Hometown: Edmondton, Alberta, Canada
Family: Chris Benoit (her big brother)
Submission Move: Crippler Crossface (just like her brother!)
Finishing Move: Saddle Rope Jump
Quote: "Grab some ropes, choking ya to death"
"Partner": John Cena
Best Friends: Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero (in with the Latinos)
~//***\\~
Nicole: Alrighty then!
Eddie Guerrero:Hey, hey! Where ya little friends, este?!
Nicole: Oh you mean Randy and John? They're locked up in my closet!
~In my closet.....~
John Cena: I'm very sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm cleanin' up my closets.....
Randy Orton: Would you quit singing Eminem raps?!
John Cena: Can't stop me! I bet you're jealous because I have more class than you!
Randy Orton: WHAT?! Well, excuse me..... I'm part of Evolution!
John Cena: You mean the movie?
Randy Orton: Yes. I mean..... NO!!!
John Cena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
~Back here.....~
Eddie Guerrero: Why'd ya do that?!
Nicole: I was just fixing their friendship..... *puppydog pout*
Eddie Guerrero: Awww.....
Nicole: So..... On with the fic then, shall we?
Eddie Guerrero: Okay! In the next chapter!
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Just a quick full summary: Some Smackdown superstars are on a campin' trip..... It was their perfect reward vacation until a serial killer seperates them into little small groups and scare them to death and kill them one by one. But one person from Raw is resposible of all these!
John Cena: Own me? Own moi? Nobody owns John Cena! I'm on my own! Nobody tells me what to do!
Nicole: You're right..... But you're also the property of the person above!
John Cena: Who?
Nicole: *sweatdrop* Never mind.... Ei! Randy Orton! Mind if you say the warning to our fellow readers?
Randy Orton: Nope. Ain't gonna do it!
Nicole: Well "Pretty Boy", I'm going to say your middle name out loud right now!
Randy Orton: Wait! No! Fine! There are some parts you John Cena fans wouldn't wanna know!
Nicole: That's not it! Liar! It's Randy Keith Orton!
Randy Orton: Darn.....
Nicole: Now here's the big tomatoe of this story! The characters!
R.O and J.C: BIG TOMATOE?!
Nicole: Yes. Tomato. Now..... I'll start with my one and really only fic character!
Name: Claudine Benoit
B-Day: August 9, 1987
Hometown: Edmondton, Alberta, Canada
Family: Chris Benoit (her big brother)
Submission Move: Crippler Crossface (just like her brother!)
Finishing Move: Saddle Rope Jump
Quote: "Grab some ropes, choking ya to death"
"Partner": John Cena
Best Friends: Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero (in with the Latinos)
~//***\\~
Nicole: Alrighty then!
Eddie Guerrero:Hey, hey! Where ya little friends, este?!
Nicole: Oh you mean Randy and John? They're locked up in my closet!
~In my closet.....~
John Cena: I'm very sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm cleanin' up my closets.....
Randy Orton: Would you quit singing Eminem raps?!
John Cena: Can't stop me! I bet you're jealous because I have more class than you!
Randy Orton: WHAT?! Well, excuse me..... I'm part of Evolution!
John Cena: You mean the movie?
Randy Orton: Yes. I mean..... NO!!!
John Cena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
~Back here.....~
Eddie Guerrero: Why'd ya do that?!
Nicole: I was just fixing their friendship..... *puppydog pout*
Eddie Guerrero: Awww.....
Nicole: So..... On with the fic then, shall we?
Eddie Guerrero: Okay! In the next chapter!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Just a quick full summary: Some Smackdown superstars are on a campin' trip..... It was their perfect reward vacation until a serial killer seperates them into little small groups and scare them to death and kill them one by one. But one person from Raw is resposible of all these!