DISCLAIMER: I don't own WWE because it's Vincy's
Nicole: So?
John Cena: On with the fic, right?
Nicole: Yup!
Randy Orton: Will I be on it?
Nicole: Sadly..... No.
Randy Orton: Oh well!
Nicole: Please say the warning, John-kun!
John Cena: There is no warning. Well maybe some swearing.
Nicole: THAT'S IT?!?!?!?!
Randy: It's fic time already!
~//******\\~
A big crowd has been gathered upon in the Smackdown General Manager's office. Wrestlers like John Cena, Los Guerreros, Rey Mysterio, Jamie Noble, Kurt Angle, The Basham Brothers, The Self-Proclaimed World's Greatest Tag Team, Big Show, Brock Lesnar, Rhyno and Tajiri. Along with some divas like Dawn Marie, Nidia, Shaniqua and Claudine Benoit.
"So Paully, why'd ya call?" John Cena questioned to Paul Heyman, with the others chit-chattering about the same thing. "Well, first of all, thank you for coming. Second of all, you've all been gathered here to join a camping vacation trip." Paul Heyman tried with the top of his voice but the superstars over voiced him. So he shouted "I SAID TO JOIN A CAMPING VACATION TRIP, ASSHOLES!" He caught everyone's attention but Heyman thinks it's a bad thing. Everyone glaring' at him and all.
"Um....." Paul cleared his throat. "Where to, man?" Eddie asked. "It's called camping, duh! Where do you expect?" Paul told them with furiousity. "Uh..." the wrestlers answered blankly. "Now, lemme continue. So we're going to a camping trip, woodsy, blah blah, chit chat. So I want you all to be packed up by Monday!" Paul finished his announcement and leaves. Crickets were chirping. Then John Cena broke the silence and said "I'll be by the backseat!" then Rey said "I call shotgun!" then Jamie Noble protested "Hey Rey! Just because yer short doesn't mean you'll sit up front!" then Eddie offered "Hey! Maybe I can drive!" then Kurt Angle hoped "Are we going to sing a camping song along the way? I hope not..." then finally Tajiri with his Asian accent "Can we wreck some havoc?"
The next Monday, outside the studio. John notices that Claudine is not yet around. "Alright, where's Claudine? I swore to Chris I'll protect her!" John asked everyone. Then Dawn asked Eddie "Eddie, are you sure you know where Mt. Safari is?" "Well, uh..." Eddie answered reluctantly then he decided to beat around the bush to ask John "Hey, lil Johny! Is Chrissy's sister evah coming', essevato?"
Then with a 'speed of light' Claudine ran into Brock Lesnar and Rhyno who were having a conversation. Then she pointed at Brock and said "You! We still have a match to settle!" she demanded. John heard that pouty, shouting demand. It was familiar so it had to be Claudine. John couldn't stand Claudine's ranting and so did everybody else. He sighed and pulled her from Brock and told her "Stop it. You're an embarrassment to nature, did you know that?"
"So, are we all ready?" Eddie asked everyone then they all nodded then Chavo asked "Uncle Eddie, do you even know where we're going?" Eddie then answered "Well my evil, little Chavito nephew... Paul gave me a map! So all I need is a navigator!" Then everyone pointed to Rey and said "Easy. The one who called shotgun." Rey jumped with glee but Jamie Noble didn't like this so he interrupted and protested "Hey! I thought I would sit in front!"
"Oh forget that, Jamie-baby! I'll be by the window with Dawn and Claudine." Nidia told her ex-boyfriend. "Wait a minute, why not Shaniqua?" Jamie asked, then Nidia pointed at the Bashams and Shaniqua as usual bossing them around and them enjoying their slavery. "I see..." Jamie realized.
"WAIT! This bus needs more!" Eddie suggested. He took 2 pails of paint and a brush. After painting the bus for so many hours, he said "Magnifico! The bus is ready, olevato!" he spreaded his arms to show his 'masterpiece'. Everyone got shocked of the sight of the fiery bus they will ride on (the same color as Eddie's stolen low-riders. Same patterns, too.) and shouted "EDDIE!"
As everyone went inside the bus, John stopped and turned to Paul who was just standing there near the bus without being noticed. "Hey! Heyman!" John called Paul but Paul cowered in fear when he heard the Master of Thugonomics. "What now, Cena?!" Paul asked. "Why won't you join the trip with the rest of us?" John offered.
Shelton Benjamin then called Paul "Heyman! Dawn still wouldn't lemme touch her--" Charlie Haas cut him off and said "Shut up, Shelt! That was weeks ago!"
Going back to the offer... "Well, uh... maybe..." Paul reluctantly answers then John perked up and said "MAYBE?! Okay!" he pulls Paul into the bus with some torture. "WAIT! I'm Paul Heyman! I'm the General Manager of Smackdown! You have no authority to do this to me! I'm PAUL HEYMAN!!! NOOOOOO!" Paul cried for a desperate help but it faded away....
To Be Continued...
~**********~
Nicole: Well, that was a short chapter now wasn't it?
John Cena: You always make chapters short.
Nicole: Sometimes, I like to end it quick!
John Cena: Sometimes, huh?
Randy Orton: So this chapter's over?
Nicole: Hey! What are you doing here?! You're not Smackdown!
Randy Orton: I was dying in your closet...
Nicole: Well thank God it's a miracle, Keithy!
John Cena: *snorts* Randall Keith Orton! What a name!
Randy Orton: *mocking J.C.* Jonathan Felix Anthony Cena! Even dorkier!
John Cena: Yo, dawg! You can't do this to me! I'm untouchable! You can't see me!
Nicole: I like both of your names!
Rey Mysterio: Glad my name was Oscar Gonzales Gutierrez... Read & Review, 'migos!
You heard Rey! Review this chappie now! Also, watch out for my upcoming projects... Wrestling Idol and Beach Trip! Coming Soon...
By the way, sorry for the delay!
Nicole: So?
John Cena: On with the fic, right?
Nicole: Yup!
Randy Orton: Will I be on it?
Nicole: Sadly..... No.
Randy Orton: Oh well!
Nicole: Please say the warning, John-kun!
John Cena: There is no warning. Well maybe some swearing.
Nicole: THAT'S IT?!?!?!?!
Randy: It's fic time already!
~//******\\~
A big crowd has been gathered upon in the Smackdown General Manager's office. Wrestlers like John Cena, Los Guerreros, Rey Mysterio, Jamie Noble, Kurt Angle, The Basham Brothers, The Self-Proclaimed World's Greatest Tag Team, Big Show, Brock Lesnar, Rhyno and Tajiri. Along with some divas like Dawn Marie, Nidia, Shaniqua and Claudine Benoit.
"So Paully, why'd ya call?" John Cena questioned to Paul Heyman, with the others chit-chattering about the same thing. "Well, first of all, thank you for coming. Second of all, you've all been gathered here to join a camping vacation trip." Paul Heyman tried with the top of his voice but the superstars over voiced him. So he shouted "I SAID TO JOIN A CAMPING VACATION TRIP, ASSHOLES!" He caught everyone's attention but Heyman thinks it's a bad thing. Everyone glaring' at him and all.
"Um....." Paul cleared his throat. "Where to, man?" Eddie asked. "It's called camping, duh! Where do you expect?" Paul told them with furiousity. "Uh..." the wrestlers answered blankly. "Now, lemme continue. So we're going to a camping trip, woodsy, blah blah, chit chat. So I want you all to be packed up by Monday!" Paul finished his announcement and leaves. Crickets were chirping. Then John Cena broke the silence and said "I'll be by the backseat!" then Rey said "I call shotgun!" then Jamie Noble protested "Hey Rey! Just because yer short doesn't mean you'll sit up front!" then Eddie offered "Hey! Maybe I can drive!" then Kurt Angle hoped "Are we going to sing a camping song along the way? I hope not..." then finally Tajiri with his Asian accent "Can we wreck some havoc?"
The next Monday, outside the studio. John notices that Claudine is not yet around. "Alright, where's Claudine? I swore to Chris I'll protect her!" John asked everyone. Then Dawn asked Eddie "Eddie, are you sure you know where Mt. Safari is?" "Well, uh..." Eddie answered reluctantly then he decided to beat around the bush to ask John "Hey, lil Johny! Is Chrissy's sister evah coming', essevato?"
Then with a 'speed of light' Claudine ran into Brock Lesnar and Rhyno who were having a conversation. Then she pointed at Brock and said "You! We still have a match to settle!" she demanded. John heard that pouty, shouting demand. It was familiar so it had to be Claudine. John couldn't stand Claudine's ranting and so did everybody else. He sighed and pulled her from Brock and told her "Stop it. You're an embarrassment to nature, did you know that?"
"So, are we all ready?" Eddie asked everyone then they all nodded then Chavo asked "Uncle Eddie, do you even know where we're going?" Eddie then answered "Well my evil, little Chavito nephew... Paul gave me a map! So all I need is a navigator!" Then everyone pointed to Rey and said "Easy. The one who called shotgun." Rey jumped with glee but Jamie Noble didn't like this so he interrupted and protested "Hey! I thought I would sit in front!"
"Oh forget that, Jamie-baby! I'll be by the window with Dawn and Claudine." Nidia told her ex-boyfriend. "Wait a minute, why not Shaniqua?" Jamie asked, then Nidia pointed at the Bashams and Shaniqua as usual bossing them around and them enjoying their slavery. "I see..." Jamie realized.
"WAIT! This bus needs more!" Eddie suggested. He took 2 pails of paint and a brush. After painting the bus for so many hours, he said "Magnifico! The bus is ready, olevato!" he spreaded his arms to show his 'masterpiece'. Everyone got shocked of the sight of the fiery bus they will ride on (the same color as Eddie's stolen low-riders. Same patterns, too.) and shouted "EDDIE!"
As everyone went inside the bus, John stopped and turned to Paul who was just standing there near the bus without being noticed. "Hey! Heyman!" John called Paul but Paul cowered in fear when he heard the Master of Thugonomics. "What now, Cena?!" Paul asked. "Why won't you join the trip with the rest of us?" John offered.
Shelton Benjamin then called Paul "Heyman! Dawn still wouldn't lemme touch her--" Charlie Haas cut him off and said "Shut up, Shelt! That was weeks ago!"
Going back to the offer... "Well, uh... maybe..." Paul reluctantly answers then John perked up and said "MAYBE?! Okay!" he pulls Paul into the bus with some torture. "WAIT! I'm Paul Heyman! I'm the General Manager of Smackdown! You have no authority to do this to me! I'm PAUL HEYMAN!!! NOOOOOO!" Paul cried for a desperate help but it faded away....
To Be Continued...
~**********~
Nicole: Well, that was a short chapter now wasn't it?
John Cena: You always make chapters short.
Nicole: Sometimes, I like to end it quick!
John Cena: Sometimes, huh?
Randy Orton: So this chapter's over?
Nicole: Hey! What are you doing here?! You're not Smackdown!
Randy Orton: I was dying in your closet...
Nicole: Well thank God it's a miracle, Keithy!
John Cena: *snorts* Randall Keith Orton! What a name!
Randy Orton: *mocking J.C.* Jonathan Felix Anthony Cena! Even dorkier!
John Cena: Yo, dawg! You can't do this to me! I'm untouchable! You can't see me!
Nicole: I like both of your names!
Rey Mysterio: Glad my name was Oscar Gonzales Gutierrez... Read & Review, 'migos!
You heard Rey! Review this chappie now! Also, watch out for my upcoming projects... Wrestling Idol and Beach Trip! Coming Soon...
By the way, sorry for the delay!