Gundam Through the Looking glass
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Hehe, just some craziness 'cause I was bored. M 15 for sexual references/ sarcastic yaoi
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Narrator: The year is After Colony 195...
Zechs: ...Who are you anyway?
Narrator: I'm the narrator. I tell people what's going on.
Zechs: So you think you know what everyone thinks, what everyone does?
Narrator: Of course, I'm the Omniscient Narrator!
Zechs: Can you guess what I'm gonna do next?
Narrator: Ummmm....
THWACK!!!
Zechs: My hands, they are too stained with blood...
Relena: My name is Relena, what's yours?
Doctor J: Heero, I am your father.
Everyone: Sweatdrops.
Heero: I'll kill you.
Relena: No Heero, you promised you'd kill me. You can't go around killing other
people when you've said you'll kill me. You're always whoring yourself to
the public to "boost our ratings."
Duo: He tried to kill me, but he just couldn't bring himself to do it
Fangirls: AWWWW.... Kawaii ne!
Relena: Heero you can only kill me and maybe my brother, not some little monkey-rat
from the colony streets.
Duo: Hey lady, no one steals the God of Death's boy away from him
Relena: I cannot kill you because of my absolute pacifism. So go, Pagan, I choose
you!
Quatre: The Pink Limo of doom. My sisters warned me about this.
Dorothy: [Singing whilst leaning from limo window] "We all live in a pink
limousine"
Zechs: What is that?
Sally: A pink limo and a blonde with died grey, split eyebrows? Heero, I have one last
request.
Heero: Again?
Sally: Just destroy that Limo!
Heero: Mission denied.
Sally: Wufei? We are weak and cannot defeat the pink limo of doom and psycho
blond warmonger by ourselves. Join our cause...
Wufei: Fine. Taste justice freak!
Destroys Limo
Wufei: Nataku, I am too weak. I can only destroy pink limos. denounce me.
Nataku: Ok. Get lost.
Treize: Anyway... you must learn some subtlety, Dorothy, the world is a confined
space; we can't go around polluting it with bad eyebrows and limos.
Dorothy: My eyebrows are beautiful... like war... and death... and fat-free muffins
Trowa: You eat fat free muffins?
Dorothy: Of course! You eat full-fat stuff?
Trowa: No, I don't eat anything. How else could I fit into these pants and not have to
take a toilet break when fighting in my Gundam?
Duo: I haven't eaten since I was a baby. We had to give all of our food to pimp-daddy
solo and Father Maxwell and Professor G wouldn't let me eat cause they didn't
want me to ruin my figure.
Trowa: That explains a lot.
Duo: What are you implying?
Trowa: Nothing, nothing, but maybe you should come with me to Quatre's house for
a soirée...
Duo: I don't want to see you take Quatre!
Quatre: Take me where?
Everyone: Sweatdrops
Catherine: Omg, Trowa spoke. Everyone, come here, Trowa spoke. OMG PEOPLE
THIS IS SPECIAL!
Quatre: Actually, he talks all the time, just not when you're around.
Catherine: WHAT? Trowa don't you even love your own sister? [draws a couple of
knives] Do you want to die dear brother?
Narrator: Actually there isn't any conclusive proof that Trowa is Catherine's brother.
Zechs: Didn't you get enough the first time? Go, Epyon
Relena: Stop it Zechs. If you're a true knight of Peacecraft-
Treize: -Actually, miss Relena, Zechs is your brother.
Relena: I know, but I have a script to follow. Anyway, you can't kill that guy!
Noin: Relena... I trust Zechs; he won't kill him.
Zechs: Die!
Relena: Well-done, Lucy.
Noin: [Looking sideways] Ok, I deserve your contempt but I can't help it. I love him.
Wufei: Hands up anyone who hadn't worked it out by the end of episode 3. No one?
Right.
Duo: You just can't trust a 19-year-old guy who plays with 5 young boys.
Lady Une: [over the intercom] anorexic teenagers, stop this at once or I'll destroy the
colonies.
Treize: We are just having some fun, Lady. Try to be a bit more light hearted
Une: Mr Treize, forgive me. For peace. Hahaha. Die Gundam pilots. Sniff, cry.
Trowa: How many personalities does she have now?
Quatre: 23.5 and rising. And there's a 43.788889% chance we can reduce it to one.
Dorothy: Pathetic girlboy, where did you get that number from? Damn built- in Zero
system.
Duo: Whatever... There's a 100% chance we can reduce it to zero.
Heero: Mission Accepted.
End
Hilde: [walking into Duo's house] Sorry I'm late, those damn fangirls wanted to
decapitate me with miniature scythes and plastic buster cannons.
Duo: [upstairs] Crap! Heero, I think I hear Hilde coming... Hide under the bed and try
not to blow yourself up.
Hilde: [walking in on Heero trying to get under the bed] what's going on?
Duo: He was trying to kill me.
Hilde: That's my job!
Relena: And you're meant to be killing me!
Heero: Relena, how did you get here?
Relena: I hid in your spandex, that's the advantage of having a 2-inch wasteline.
Duo: Heero! And I though you were just pleased to see me.
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Hehe, just some craziness 'cause I was bored. M 15 for sexual references/ sarcastic yaoi
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Narrator: The year is After Colony 195...
Zechs: ...Who are you anyway?
Narrator: I'm the narrator. I tell people what's going on.
Zechs: So you think you know what everyone thinks, what everyone does?
Narrator: Of course, I'm the Omniscient Narrator!
Zechs: Can you guess what I'm gonna do next?
Narrator: Ummmm....
THWACK!!!
Zechs: My hands, they are too stained with blood...
Relena: My name is Relena, what's yours?
Doctor J: Heero, I am your father.
Everyone: Sweatdrops.
Heero: I'll kill you.
Relena: No Heero, you promised you'd kill me. You can't go around killing other
people when you've said you'll kill me. You're always whoring yourself to
the public to "boost our ratings."
Duo: He tried to kill me, but he just couldn't bring himself to do it
Fangirls: AWWWW.... Kawaii ne!
Relena: Heero you can only kill me and maybe my brother, not some little monkey-rat
from the colony streets.
Duo: Hey lady, no one steals the God of Death's boy away from him
Relena: I cannot kill you because of my absolute pacifism. So go, Pagan, I choose
you!
Quatre: The Pink Limo of doom. My sisters warned me about this.
Dorothy: [Singing whilst leaning from limo window] "We all live in a pink
limousine"
Zechs: What is that?
Sally: A pink limo and a blonde with died grey, split eyebrows? Heero, I have one last
request.
Heero: Again?
Sally: Just destroy that Limo!
Heero: Mission denied.
Sally: Wufei? We are weak and cannot defeat the pink limo of doom and psycho
blond warmonger by ourselves. Join our cause...
Wufei: Fine. Taste justice freak!
Destroys Limo
Wufei: Nataku, I am too weak. I can only destroy pink limos. denounce me.
Nataku: Ok. Get lost.
Treize: Anyway... you must learn some subtlety, Dorothy, the world is a confined
space; we can't go around polluting it with bad eyebrows and limos.
Dorothy: My eyebrows are beautiful... like war... and death... and fat-free muffins
Trowa: You eat fat free muffins?
Dorothy: Of course! You eat full-fat stuff?
Trowa: No, I don't eat anything. How else could I fit into these pants and not have to
take a toilet break when fighting in my Gundam?
Duo: I haven't eaten since I was a baby. We had to give all of our food to pimp-daddy
solo and Father Maxwell and Professor G wouldn't let me eat cause they didn't
want me to ruin my figure.
Trowa: That explains a lot.
Duo: What are you implying?
Trowa: Nothing, nothing, but maybe you should come with me to Quatre's house for
a soirée...
Duo: I don't want to see you take Quatre!
Quatre: Take me where?
Everyone: Sweatdrops
Catherine: Omg, Trowa spoke. Everyone, come here, Trowa spoke. OMG PEOPLE
THIS IS SPECIAL!
Quatre: Actually, he talks all the time, just not when you're around.
Catherine: WHAT? Trowa don't you even love your own sister? [draws a couple of
knives] Do you want to die dear brother?
Narrator: Actually there isn't any conclusive proof that Trowa is Catherine's brother.
Zechs: Didn't you get enough the first time? Go, Epyon
Relena: Stop it Zechs. If you're a true knight of Peacecraft-
Treize: -Actually, miss Relena, Zechs is your brother.
Relena: I know, but I have a script to follow. Anyway, you can't kill that guy!
Noin: Relena... I trust Zechs; he won't kill him.
Zechs: Die!
Relena: Well-done, Lucy.
Noin: [Looking sideways] Ok, I deserve your contempt but I can't help it. I love him.
Wufei: Hands up anyone who hadn't worked it out by the end of episode 3. No one?
Right.
Duo: You just can't trust a 19-year-old guy who plays with 5 young boys.
Lady Une: [over the intercom] anorexic teenagers, stop this at once or I'll destroy the
colonies.
Treize: We are just having some fun, Lady. Try to be a bit more light hearted
Une: Mr Treize, forgive me. For peace. Hahaha. Die Gundam pilots. Sniff, cry.
Trowa: How many personalities does she have now?
Quatre: 23.5 and rising. And there's a 43.788889% chance we can reduce it to one.
Dorothy: Pathetic girlboy, where did you get that number from? Damn built- in Zero
system.
Duo: Whatever... There's a 100% chance we can reduce it to zero.
Heero: Mission Accepted.
End
Hilde: [walking into Duo's house] Sorry I'm late, those damn fangirls wanted to
decapitate me with miniature scythes and plastic buster cannons.
Duo: [upstairs] Crap! Heero, I think I hear Hilde coming... Hide under the bed and try
not to blow yourself up.
Hilde: [walking in on Heero trying to get under the bed] what's going on?
Duo: He was trying to kill me.
Hilde: That's my job!
Relena: And you're meant to be killing me!
Heero: Relena, how did you get here?
Relena: I hid in your spandex, that's the advantage of having a 2-inch wasteline.
Duo: Heero! And I though you were just pleased to see me.