Shini-kuma: *whimphers and hides under table* I'm sorry for not updating earlier- it's been almost a month but I can honestly say I was stumped for ideas! Seriously...
;___; Don't kill me....please?
---Notes---
--Moonlight Shadow--
That would be a great song filk but then it'd be an inside joke thing- I think I'm going to stick in another scuttle over the mangoe sometime. o_O; *snickers* I used to think that YGO was stupid too (because of the card game) but then I kind of got into the characters. Mainly Ryou actually...but still...^_^
--BlackLadyOfDoom--
It depends on what kind of pickles- I'd have to say...sometimes the pickles are good but other times they're downright disgusting. We pickle our own pickles. =]
--Elle-FaTe2x1--
Bakura: *snatches jar and latches onto it with teeth*
Ryou: Bakura! Manners!
Bakura: *muffled* Phanf youf.
--Sennen Yubiwa Yami Mikan--
It's unhygenic. =) He actually pays attention when Ryou lectures him on that stuff. I'm going to have to write something about that...
--Lady Elendil--
Well washing dishes by hand guarantees a better job! Erm- unless you're half witted and can't do anything. ...Hold on a second...
---End Notes---
Oh my...they're getting longer again...but I don't mind. ^_^ I wuuuv interacting with my reviewers. It makes it look like I actually care- *dramatic pose*...wait I do. O_O
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. I wish I do- along with Weiss Kreuz. Do you *know* how much shounen-ai I would stick into Weiss Kreuz?? I mean there's already all those intimate looks and stuff but- holy crow I got off track. Uhm- I meant to say YGO isn't mine. Nope. Not mine.
~*~
"I'm tired," Yami whined to no one in particular. In the beginning, his strides where long and quick, but now he just trudged along. Actually, everyone else was equally tired, but no one was going to admit it yet.
"Too bad," Kaiba sneered, "Can't even handle a couple of miles of hiking?"
"Stupid human..." The dark spirit glared resentfully at the CEO and continued his mutterings, "If I was Pharoah now, he'd be sent to the Shadow Realm ages ago! Along with that annoying thief...it's not like I can't-"
"Yami, if you save your breath it will be easier on you," Yugi suggested innocently, but was ignored, however.
"Why are humans now so foolish? There is no point to hiking this Ra-forsaken upward-inclined slope-"
"Yami..."
"If you wanted to tire us out- you could have just set some beast upon us! Not this tortous 'hike'! Trees and bushes and trees and bushes and trees and bushes-"
"Yami...d-don't move..."
"What's so interesting about these plants anyways? Sure they are a nice change of scenery from endless seas of sand and dust and more sand and dust, but in my opinion, trees are just as boring-"
"Yami...!"
"What??!" The Millenium Puzzle in question whirled around to face his hikari. He felt slightly guilty for snapping at Yugi, but it couldn't be helped- he was in such a bad mood these past two days- and there was still five more to go! The very thought of five more tortous days made Yami want to curl up into a corner and die.
"T-there's a-"
"A...?" He could feel himself starting to dread whatever it was...Yugi was staring somewhere left of his face, and Yami didn't think he'd like what was there.
"A b-b-"
"B-b-?"
"A b-!" Yugi squeaked.
"...A b-?" Yami restated in confusioned.
"A b-!" Yugi said again, nodding his head and taking a few steps backwards.
With grim resentment, Yami turned his head slowly and by increments. He stiffened as he caught site of the 'b-'.
It was huge and round, black and yellow, furry and had a very noticeable stinger attached to it. See through spindly wings fluttered occasionaly as the insect crawled all over Yami's shoulder.
And then he passed out.
"Huh? What's going on?" Jounouchi said, catching sight of the unconcious Yami, lying in an undignified heap on the ground. Jou's bent to try and wake the Millenium Puzzle spirit up, but froze and jumped back at the sight of a huge bee crawling up the unconcious form's face.
"Aw man that bugger's huge!" The blonde manage to croak out.
"You guys! Someone help us!" Yugi called out to the boys ahead of them. They turned around reluctantly, not really wanting to slow down.
"What is it...?" Ryou asked hesitantly, eyes widening slightly at the sight of Yami sprawled out on the ground.
Soon everyone was crowded around the poor unconcious spirit, debating what to do.
"Someone get it off..."
"I think we should just leave him here."
"Bakura!"
"Well it was an idea..."
"Maybe we can take them both..."
"Argh look it's leeching at his face!"
"Ew- it is *not*! What are you talking about?"
"Why don't we just wait for it to go away?"
"It doesn't look like it's going to be moving anytime soon..."
After awhile everyone fell into a contemplative silence. No one really wanted to go near the happily buzzing bee for fear of it stinging them.
However- during that time, Yami woke up.
At first he slowly stirred, eyes blinking blearily. Then he realized there was something on his face, and it was buzzing. Unthinking, he brought a hand up to flick the offending thing away. Then he remembered it was a bee.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Screaming quite un-pharoah-like, Yami jumped up and took off in a random direction, which was into a tree. The huge black and yellow horror buzzed away into the leafy canopies, leaving a dazed and hurting Yami at the base.
Yami tilted his head up. His eyes widened alarmingly and he screamed again, continuing to run along the path.
The rest of the group looked uncertainly towards the tree and caught sight of an entire swarm.
Needless to say, they all took off after Yami.
~*~
Shini-kuma: Uhm...a bee attacked me this summer- which is what inspired this whole thing...and I'm kind of running out of ideas...if you have any I'd appreciate it to bits! ^_^
So until next time! ^_~
;___; Don't kill me....please?
---Notes---
--Moonlight Shadow--
That would be a great song filk but then it'd be an inside joke thing- I think I'm going to stick in another scuttle over the mangoe sometime. o_O; *snickers* I used to think that YGO was stupid too (because of the card game) but then I kind of got into the characters. Mainly Ryou actually...but still...^_^
--BlackLadyOfDoom--
It depends on what kind of pickles- I'd have to say...sometimes the pickles are good but other times they're downright disgusting. We pickle our own pickles. =]
--Elle-FaTe2x1--
Bakura: *snatches jar and latches onto it with teeth*
Ryou: Bakura! Manners!
Bakura: *muffled* Phanf youf.
--Sennen Yubiwa Yami Mikan--
It's unhygenic. =) He actually pays attention when Ryou lectures him on that stuff. I'm going to have to write something about that...
--Lady Elendil--
Well washing dishes by hand guarantees a better job! Erm- unless you're half witted and can't do anything. ...Hold on a second...
---End Notes---
Oh my...they're getting longer again...but I don't mind. ^_^ I wuuuv interacting with my reviewers. It makes it look like I actually care- *dramatic pose*...wait I do. O_O
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. I wish I do- along with Weiss Kreuz. Do you *know* how much shounen-ai I would stick into Weiss Kreuz?? I mean there's already all those intimate looks and stuff but- holy crow I got off track. Uhm- I meant to say YGO isn't mine. Nope. Not mine.
~*~
"I'm tired," Yami whined to no one in particular. In the beginning, his strides where long and quick, but now he just trudged along. Actually, everyone else was equally tired, but no one was going to admit it yet.
"Too bad," Kaiba sneered, "Can't even handle a couple of miles of hiking?"
"Stupid human..." The dark spirit glared resentfully at the CEO and continued his mutterings, "If I was Pharoah now, he'd be sent to the Shadow Realm ages ago! Along with that annoying thief...it's not like I can't-"
"Yami, if you save your breath it will be easier on you," Yugi suggested innocently, but was ignored, however.
"Why are humans now so foolish? There is no point to hiking this Ra-forsaken upward-inclined slope-"
"Yami..."
"If you wanted to tire us out- you could have just set some beast upon us! Not this tortous 'hike'! Trees and bushes and trees and bushes and trees and bushes-"
"Yami...d-don't move..."
"What's so interesting about these plants anyways? Sure they are a nice change of scenery from endless seas of sand and dust and more sand and dust, but in my opinion, trees are just as boring-"
"Yami...!"
"What??!" The Millenium Puzzle in question whirled around to face his hikari. He felt slightly guilty for snapping at Yugi, but it couldn't be helped- he was in such a bad mood these past two days- and there was still five more to go! The very thought of five more tortous days made Yami want to curl up into a corner and die.
"T-there's a-"
"A...?" He could feel himself starting to dread whatever it was...Yugi was staring somewhere left of his face, and Yami didn't think he'd like what was there.
"A b-b-"
"B-b-?"
"A b-!" Yugi squeaked.
"...A b-?" Yami restated in confusioned.
"A b-!" Yugi said again, nodding his head and taking a few steps backwards.
With grim resentment, Yami turned his head slowly and by increments. He stiffened as he caught site of the 'b-'.
It was huge and round, black and yellow, furry and had a very noticeable stinger attached to it. See through spindly wings fluttered occasionaly as the insect crawled all over Yami's shoulder.
And then he passed out.
"Huh? What's going on?" Jounouchi said, catching sight of the unconcious Yami, lying in an undignified heap on the ground. Jou's bent to try and wake the Millenium Puzzle spirit up, but froze and jumped back at the sight of a huge bee crawling up the unconcious form's face.
"Aw man that bugger's huge!" The blonde manage to croak out.
"You guys! Someone help us!" Yugi called out to the boys ahead of them. They turned around reluctantly, not really wanting to slow down.
"What is it...?" Ryou asked hesitantly, eyes widening slightly at the sight of Yami sprawled out on the ground.
Soon everyone was crowded around the poor unconcious spirit, debating what to do.
"Someone get it off..."
"I think we should just leave him here."
"Bakura!"
"Well it was an idea..."
"Maybe we can take them both..."
"Argh look it's leeching at his face!"
"Ew- it is *not*! What are you talking about?"
"Why don't we just wait for it to go away?"
"It doesn't look like it's going to be moving anytime soon..."
After awhile everyone fell into a contemplative silence. No one really wanted to go near the happily buzzing bee for fear of it stinging them.
However- during that time, Yami woke up.
At first he slowly stirred, eyes blinking blearily. Then he realized there was something on his face, and it was buzzing. Unthinking, he brought a hand up to flick the offending thing away. Then he remembered it was a bee.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Screaming quite un-pharoah-like, Yami jumped up and took off in a random direction, which was into a tree. The huge black and yellow horror buzzed away into the leafy canopies, leaving a dazed and hurting Yami at the base.
Yami tilted his head up. His eyes widened alarmingly and he screamed again, continuing to run along the path.
The rest of the group looked uncertainly towards the tree and caught sight of an entire swarm.
Needless to say, they all took off after Yami.
~*~
Shini-kuma: Uhm...a bee attacked me this summer- which is what inspired this whole thing...and I'm kind of running out of ideas...if you have any I'd appreciate it to bits! ^_^
So until next time! ^_~