(On top of the Chum Bucket, SpongeBob and Patrick were waiting for Plankton)
(Plankton was on the top of the Chum Bucket)
SpongeBob: So Plankton where is your jet anyway?
Plankton: Your right under it.
(SpongeBob and Patrick were the under the iron hand)
SpongeBob: I don't get it? Were just under the metal hand.
Plankton: That metal hand is the jet.
(Plankton pressed a button to make the jet/metal hand to come out and it open a door so SpongeBob and the guys can get in)
SpongeBob: Whoa we would of never thought of that.
Patrick: I never knew it was a hand! I thought it was an iron backscratcher.
Plankton: Okay so let's go in to make that evil doomsday scheme.
SpongeBob: What?
Plankton: I mean let's go find out that weakness so we can save Sandy from being digested by the worm.
(SpongeBob and the guys went in)
SpongeBob: Whoa the inside of the hand jet is neat and shining. Isn't that right, Patrick.
(Patrick's eye pupils were large)
Patrick: Follow shining things…
Plankton: Activating launch sequence.
(The jet/metal hand then zoomed across the sea)
SpongeBob: Are we there yet?
Plankton: We won't be there in the next three hours. That's why I bought these low rated Alaskan movies, titled "Escape from Alaska", "Touring Alaska", and "Alaska", I think your meaningless minds will enjoy these.
(Three hours later, SpongeBob and Patrick were watching the end of a movie)
Patrick: I think my brain had just stop because of these movies.
Plankton: Okay we're entering a billboard that says, "Welcome to the Gulf of Alaska, the last frontier." and I thought the solar system was our last frontier.
SpongeBob: So Plankton, where is your Alaskan half brother?
Plankton: Well he has his own restaurant too. We are just two blocks away from his restaurant right now.
(They stopped at the restaurant which has a sign of it's name which is the "Chum Stump")
Plankton: Well, here we are gentlemen. Were at the Chum Stump.
(Inside the Chum Stump, Juneau was on a table while an angry customer was complaining about his food)
Customer: (Angry) That potato rosemary bread with flat jacks was suppose to be half price from it's original cost in honor of Leonhard Seppala Day, aye.
Juneau: That day is not important anyway, and the potato rosemary bread is seasonal so you have to pay ten bucks, laddy.
Customer: (Angry) Fine, here's my smutty ten dollars and the maple syrup was terrible anyway. Happy Leonhard Day, lad.
Juneau: Don't be sarcastic with you worthless buffoon!
(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Plankton came inside)
Juneau: Oh hi Sheldon! So how's your restaurant doing lad?
SpongeBob: Plankton's first name is Sheldon?
Patrick: Poor guy.
Juneau: So, yea men want to know the weakness of the worm, aye.
SpongeBob: Yes, we need to know the weakness of the worm to save our friend.
Plankton: Actually is their friend. I just think mammals are just filthy creatures.
Juneau: Well just step into my office where I can give you three the source.
(At Juneau's office, there was labels and notes on the walls that say "Evil Plot")
SpongeBob: Wow! There's a lot of eerie notes on the walls.
Juneau: Ignore de notes. I made these notes since I was in the second grade.
SpongeBob: That's disturbing. So ,uh, what's the weakness?
Patrick: (Interrupting) Mr. Jonnuruho.
Juneau: So you Pacificans don't know their toddler simple weakness, aye.
SpongeBob: Their weakness is really that simple?
Patrick: And I thought that I was the only one that is simple.
Juneau: Of course lads. Where I live we have tons of Alaskan Bull Worms, but to us they're noting but harmless sea slugs.
SpongeBob: How can they be that harmless to you guys?
Juneau: You Pacificans are even more slower than an alpine tree stump.
Plankton: Not me, I'm the smart one in that hick-ocean.
SpongeBob: Then why didn't you say the weakness before?
Plankton: Look, you guys had already ask to many questions in one day.
Juneau: Maybe this chart, originally by Mendeleev, will help you guys think straight.
(Juneau pulled down the chart which was the "Periodic Table of Elements")
Juneau: This is the periodic table of elements chart, gentlemen. On this corner on period 3, with atomic number 11, with atomic mass 22.990, with it's code symbol Na, the element that can defeat the creature is sodium mixed with chloride, which I probably don't have to tell about chloride's element detail.
SpongeBob: But where in Neptune are we going to find sodium or chloride?
Juneau: Oh for the love Governor Knowles, sodium-chloride is salt. You know, the household item salt.
SpongeBob: So the worm's weakness is salt?
Patrick: I will never see salt the same way ever again.
Juneau: There now you log heads can save your mammal friend.
SpongeBob: Geese thanks Juneau. All we need now is just a saltshaker with salt in it.
Juneau: A matter of fact, here lad. Here's a container with salt in it or what you call a saltshaker.
(Juneau handed SpongeBob a saltshaker that was actually glowing eerily)
SpongeBob: Wow. An eerie glowing saltshaker thanks again Juneau.
Patrick: Can we keep the saltshaker for a nightlight?
Juneau: An with that here's the Chum Stump's bag of minke whale blubber for the chubby pink one.
Patrick: Well what ever it is, it smells great!
(Patrick was eating the blubber)
Juneau: Have nice trip guys. You two can go while I'll be with Sheldon.
SpongeBob: For what?
Juneau: (Lying) You know I just want to make a brotherly survey about our Alaskan exports.
SpongeBob: All right then.
Patrick: Come on SpongeBob. I want make it to the Alaskan Gift shop before it closes at 12:00.
(SpongeBob followed Patrick behind)
Juneau: So Sheldon, do you think we pulled the scheme, ay?
Plankton: Of course we did. Those jarheads won't know what's really in that saltshaker.
(Juneau gave a helmet to Plankton)
Juneau: Here. I designed this helmet to helped you on our ultimate evil plot scheme.
Plankton: This could be my victory day for once, Juneau.
Juneau: Our victory day, Sheldon.
Plankton: Yes!
(Both laughed evilly)
(Outside Patrick got bag with gifts inside he got from the gift shop)
Patrick: Boy, I sure got some great gifts from that gift shop. Like this Eskimo bobble head, these post cards, this novelty harpoon, an Alaska t-shirt and hat, and the tallest Native American wooden totem.
SpongeBob: Hard to believe that thing actually fits in your bag.
(Plankton came outside)
Plankton: Okay, let's get back to the jet guys.
Patrick: (Eating the whale blubber) Boy, this whale blubba is so good.
French Narrator: SpongeBob and Patrick going to save Sandy, or are they just making the problem even worst? What could be in the saltshaker? Stay tune for chapter three of, "Alaskan Style."
(Plankton was on the top of the Chum Bucket)
SpongeBob: So Plankton where is your jet anyway?
Plankton: Your right under it.
(SpongeBob and Patrick were the under the iron hand)
SpongeBob: I don't get it? Were just under the metal hand.
Plankton: That metal hand is the jet.
(Plankton pressed a button to make the jet/metal hand to come out and it open a door so SpongeBob and the guys can get in)
SpongeBob: Whoa we would of never thought of that.
Patrick: I never knew it was a hand! I thought it was an iron backscratcher.
Plankton: Okay so let's go in to make that evil doomsday scheme.
SpongeBob: What?
Plankton: I mean let's go find out that weakness so we can save Sandy from being digested by the worm.
(SpongeBob and the guys went in)
SpongeBob: Whoa the inside of the hand jet is neat and shining. Isn't that right, Patrick.
(Patrick's eye pupils were large)
Patrick: Follow shining things…
Plankton: Activating launch sequence.
(The jet/metal hand then zoomed across the sea)
SpongeBob: Are we there yet?
Plankton: We won't be there in the next three hours. That's why I bought these low rated Alaskan movies, titled "Escape from Alaska", "Touring Alaska", and "Alaska", I think your meaningless minds will enjoy these.
(Three hours later, SpongeBob and Patrick were watching the end of a movie)
Patrick: I think my brain had just stop because of these movies.
Plankton: Okay we're entering a billboard that says, "Welcome to the Gulf of Alaska, the last frontier." and I thought the solar system was our last frontier.
SpongeBob: So Plankton, where is your Alaskan half brother?
Plankton: Well he has his own restaurant too. We are just two blocks away from his restaurant right now.
(They stopped at the restaurant which has a sign of it's name which is the "Chum Stump")
Plankton: Well, here we are gentlemen. Were at the Chum Stump.
(Inside the Chum Stump, Juneau was on a table while an angry customer was complaining about his food)
Customer: (Angry) That potato rosemary bread with flat jacks was suppose to be half price from it's original cost in honor of Leonhard Seppala Day, aye.
Juneau: That day is not important anyway, and the potato rosemary bread is seasonal so you have to pay ten bucks, laddy.
Customer: (Angry) Fine, here's my smutty ten dollars and the maple syrup was terrible anyway. Happy Leonhard Day, lad.
Juneau: Don't be sarcastic with you worthless buffoon!
(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Plankton came inside)
Juneau: Oh hi Sheldon! So how's your restaurant doing lad?
SpongeBob: Plankton's first name is Sheldon?
Patrick: Poor guy.
Juneau: So, yea men want to know the weakness of the worm, aye.
SpongeBob: Yes, we need to know the weakness of the worm to save our friend.
Plankton: Actually is their friend. I just think mammals are just filthy creatures.
Juneau: Well just step into my office where I can give you three the source.
(At Juneau's office, there was labels and notes on the walls that say "Evil Plot")
SpongeBob: Wow! There's a lot of eerie notes on the walls.
Juneau: Ignore de notes. I made these notes since I was in the second grade.
SpongeBob: That's disturbing. So ,uh, what's the weakness?
Patrick: (Interrupting) Mr. Jonnuruho.
Juneau: So you Pacificans don't know their toddler simple weakness, aye.
SpongeBob: Their weakness is really that simple?
Patrick: And I thought that I was the only one that is simple.
Juneau: Of course lads. Where I live we have tons of Alaskan Bull Worms, but to us they're noting but harmless sea slugs.
SpongeBob: How can they be that harmless to you guys?
Juneau: You Pacificans are even more slower than an alpine tree stump.
Plankton: Not me, I'm the smart one in that hick-ocean.
SpongeBob: Then why didn't you say the weakness before?
Plankton: Look, you guys had already ask to many questions in one day.
Juneau: Maybe this chart, originally by Mendeleev, will help you guys think straight.
(Juneau pulled down the chart which was the "Periodic Table of Elements")
Juneau: This is the periodic table of elements chart, gentlemen. On this corner on period 3, with atomic number 11, with atomic mass 22.990, with it's code symbol Na, the element that can defeat the creature is sodium mixed with chloride, which I probably don't have to tell about chloride's element detail.
SpongeBob: But where in Neptune are we going to find sodium or chloride?
Juneau: Oh for the love Governor Knowles, sodium-chloride is salt. You know, the household item salt.
SpongeBob: So the worm's weakness is salt?
Patrick: I will never see salt the same way ever again.
Juneau: There now you log heads can save your mammal friend.
SpongeBob: Geese thanks Juneau. All we need now is just a saltshaker with salt in it.
Juneau: A matter of fact, here lad. Here's a container with salt in it or what you call a saltshaker.
(Juneau handed SpongeBob a saltshaker that was actually glowing eerily)
SpongeBob: Wow. An eerie glowing saltshaker thanks again Juneau.
Patrick: Can we keep the saltshaker for a nightlight?
Juneau: An with that here's the Chum Stump's bag of minke whale blubber for the chubby pink one.
Patrick: Well what ever it is, it smells great!
(Patrick was eating the blubber)
Juneau: Have nice trip guys. You two can go while I'll be with Sheldon.
SpongeBob: For what?
Juneau: (Lying) You know I just want to make a brotherly survey about our Alaskan exports.
SpongeBob: All right then.
Patrick: Come on SpongeBob. I want make it to the Alaskan Gift shop before it closes at 12:00.
(SpongeBob followed Patrick behind)
Juneau: So Sheldon, do you think we pulled the scheme, ay?
Plankton: Of course we did. Those jarheads won't know what's really in that saltshaker.
(Juneau gave a helmet to Plankton)
Juneau: Here. I designed this helmet to helped you on our ultimate evil plot scheme.
Plankton: This could be my victory day for once, Juneau.
Juneau: Our victory day, Sheldon.
Plankton: Yes!
(Both laughed evilly)
(Outside Patrick got bag with gifts inside he got from the gift shop)
Patrick: Boy, I sure got some great gifts from that gift shop. Like this Eskimo bobble head, these post cards, this novelty harpoon, an Alaska t-shirt and hat, and the tallest Native American wooden totem.
SpongeBob: Hard to believe that thing actually fits in your bag.
(Plankton came outside)
Plankton: Okay, let's get back to the jet guys.
Patrick: (Eating the whale blubber) Boy, this whale blubba is so good.
French Narrator: SpongeBob and Patrick going to save Sandy, or are they just making the problem even worst? What could be in the saltshaker? Stay tune for chapter three of, "Alaskan Style."