Sup everyone! I'm on spring break with nothing to do so I am adding to this
story. No flames cuz I told ya before that you read at your own risk! In
fact, in the first chapter I warned you against it. Anyways, I know all of
you think I'm some stupid idiot with too much free time but in fact, I'm a
stupid idiot with too much fee time and has a high metabolism. Make sure
you remember that!
Guess what! I don't own rurouni kenshin and it is copyrighted under Shonen manga. You probably have better stuff to do then sue a penniless person like me. BTW I don't own McDonalds either.
On to Chapter 3 ________________________________________________________
Well, we left the Rurouni Kenshin staff in the Jurassic era millions of years ago. They were running for their lives and then all of a sudden "poof" they landed in Biloxi Mississippi in the year 2004. (a/n I don't live in Biloxi its just fun to type and so is Mississippi)
Yahiko: O yes, finally a McDonalds!
Random person working at the cash register: Welcome to McDonalds what would you like to order?
Yahiko: I'll have a Big Mac with a large fry, a small fry...
Kaoru: Why not get a super size fry instead having a large and small? (Interrupts)
Yahiko: Because I want it that way.
Kaoru: But in large fries there's 450 calories and in a small order there's 250!
Yahiko: Thank you for that incredibly negligible piece of random information.
Kaoru: Next time when you're on who wants to be a millionaire you know who to call!
Random Person working the cashier: Is that all?
Yahiko: No, I want a filet-o-fish, McNuggets, and a grilled chicken deluxe and one garden salad and a baked apple pie.
Kaoru: Filet-o-fish: 450 calories, 25 total fat, 50 cholesterol, and 36% or daily sodium intake, 9 piece serving of chicken-mcnuggets now made with white meat: (change is good) 430 calories, 26 fat, 90 cholesterol and 32% or the daily sodium intake, 6% more for the sweet and sour sauce, 10% for the BBQ, and 16 with the sauces mixed, One Grilled Chicken Deluxe: 440 calories, 20 fat, 60 cholesterol and 43% of the daily sodium intake, One Garden Salad: 35 calories 0 fat 0 cholesterol and 1% or the daily sodium intake, 23% more with ranch dressing, 3% with croutons 19% with caeser. One baked apple pie: 260 calories 13 fat 0 cholesterol and 8% of the daily sodium intake. Yahiko: Very nice.
Kenshin: ba la ba pa ba I'm lovin it!
The whole gang sits down and eats at a near by table. They discuss their adventures through time.
Sano: You know what! We may have just disproved Einstein's theory of relativity. By that I mean the whole notion that time travels differently for all objects due to its acceleration may have just been completely wrong!
Cast Members: Blink Blink.
Kenshin: Oro?
Sano: Imagine what we can accomplish with this!
Yahiko: Who's Albert Einstein?
Sano: Who is Albert Einstein! Are you mad? Born in 1879, he is the founder Physics as we know it, winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, father or the theory of relativity, and a genius who worked on the quantum theory! Who is Albert Einstein?
Yahiko: Ah Sano what year was it when we left Japan?
Sano: Um the 11th year of the Meiji making it 1878.
Yahiko: How do you know about a guy that was born after we left?
Sano: Don't ask questions.
Yahiko: no prob.
Out of nowhere an evil pudgy lady arrives towering over the cast members. Her name is, the Janster, her goal, to make every person especially eighth grade students into democratic liberals to do her bidding.
The Janster: I command you to write me an essay on how the Home Drug Tests affect the American Family NOW!!!!!!!!
Cast: Yes your highness.
Leiko runs out into the eating establishment (I like that word) and screams. She cartwheels and lands with a boom blaring Pink Floys' "Another Brick in the Wall"
Leiko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Don't do it, sing with me. We don't need no education! We don't need no mind control No dark sarcasms in the classroom Hey teacher, leave us kids alone!
Janster: AHHH I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!
The Janster melts into a puddle on the floor. Leiko mops up the puddle and puts a sample into a tiny jar.
Leiko: Don't worry people, your safe now, but beware she always manages to return.
Cast: How can we ever repay you?
Leiko: No need for thanks, I'm just doing my job. Well I need to get this to the CDC to find an antidote. Au Revoir for now.
Leiko dashes out the front as fast as she came in.
Kenshin: I'm frightened.
Kaoru: Whiners make the world dysfunctional.
All of a sudden a spongemonkey (those are in the Quizno sub commercial you know the hamster things, btw all rights reserved for the Quizon sub company.) appears. It points its magic guitar and the Kenshin characters are off in a spinning whirlpool type thing making them extremely dizzy. They land on ...... Bum Bum Bum!
You'll find out in the next episode of The Most Bizarre RK fic ever!!
Yeah and I don't own the CDC or Pink Floyd. The lyrics aint mine so shoo shoo.
Guess what! I don't own rurouni kenshin and it is copyrighted under Shonen manga. You probably have better stuff to do then sue a penniless person like me. BTW I don't own McDonalds either.
On to Chapter 3 ________________________________________________________
Well, we left the Rurouni Kenshin staff in the Jurassic era millions of years ago. They were running for their lives and then all of a sudden "poof" they landed in Biloxi Mississippi in the year 2004. (a/n I don't live in Biloxi its just fun to type and so is Mississippi)
Yahiko: O yes, finally a McDonalds!
Random person working at the cash register: Welcome to McDonalds what would you like to order?
Yahiko: I'll have a Big Mac with a large fry, a small fry...
Kaoru: Why not get a super size fry instead having a large and small? (Interrupts)
Yahiko: Because I want it that way.
Kaoru: But in large fries there's 450 calories and in a small order there's 250!
Yahiko: Thank you for that incredibly negligible piece of random information.
Kaoru: Next time when you're on who wants to be a millionaire you know who to call!
Random Person working the cashier: Is that all?
Yahiko: No, I want a filet-o-fish, McNuggets, and a grilled chicken deluxe and one garden salad and a baked apple pie.
Kaoru: Filet-o-fish: 450 calories, 25 total fat, 50 cholesterol, and 36% or daily sodium intake, 9 piece serving of chicken-mcnuggets now made with white meat: (change is good) 430 calories, 26 fat, 90 cholesterol and 32% or the daily sodium intake, 6% more for the sweet and sour sauce, 10% for the BBQ, and 16 with the sauces mixed, One Grilled Chicken Deluxe: 440 calories, 20 fat, 60 cholesterol and 43% of the daily sodium intake, One Garden Salad: 35 calories 0 fat 0 cholesterol and 1% or the daily sodium intake, 23% more with ranch dressing, 3% with croutons 19% with caeser. One baked apple pie: 260 calories 13 fat 0 cholesterol and 8% of the daily sodium intake. Yahiko: Very nice.
Kenshin: ba la ba pa ba I'm lovin it!
The whole gang sits down and eats at a near by table. They discuss their adventures through time.
Sano: You know what! We may have just disproved Einstein's theory of relativity. By that I mean the whole notion that time travels differently for all objects due to its acceleration may have just been completely wrong!
Cast Members: Blink Blink.
Kenshin: Oro?
Sano: Imagine what we can accomplish with this!
Yahiko: Who's Albert Einstein?
Sano: Who is Albert Einstein! Are you mad? Born in 1879, he is the founder Physics as we know it, winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, father or the theory of relativity, and a genius who worked on the quantum theory! Who is Albert Einstein?
Yahiko: Ah Sano what year was it when we left Japan?
Sano: Um the 11th year of the Meiji making it 1878.
Yahiko: How do you know about a guy that was born after we left?
Sano: Don't ask questions.
Yahiko: no prob.
Out of nowhere an evil pudgy lady arrives towering over the cast members. Her name is, the Janster, her goal, to make every person especially eighth grade students into democratic liberals to do her bidding.
The Janster: I command you to write me an essay on how the Home Drug Tests affect the American Family NOW!!!!!!!!
Cast: Yes your highness.
Leiko runs out into the eating establishment (I like that word) and screams. She cartwheels and lands with a boom blaring Pink Floys' "Another Brick in the Wall"
Leiko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Don't do it, sing with me. We don't need no education! We don't need no mind control No dark sarcasms in the classroom Hey teacher, leave us kids alone!
Janster: AHHH I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!
The Janster melts into a puddle on the floor. Leiko mops up the puddle and puts a sample into a tiny jar.
Leiko: Don't worry people, your safe now, but beware she always manages to return.
Cast: How can we ever repay you?
Leiko: No need for thanks, I'm just doing my job. Well I need to get this to the CDC to find an antidote. Au Revoir for now.
Leiko dashes out the front as fast as she came in.
Kenshin: I'm frightened.
Kaoru: Whiners make the world dysfunctional.
All of a sudden a spongemonkey (those are in the Quizno sub commercial you know the hamster things, btw all rights reserved for the Quizon sub company.) appears. It points its magic guitar and the Kenshin characters are off in a spinning whirlpool type thing making them extremely dizzy. They land on ...... Bum Bum Bum!
You'll find out in the next episode of The Most Bizarre RK fic ever!!
Yeah and I don't own the CDC or Pink Floyd. The lyrics aint mine so shoo shoo.