Warning:

1.Ultra Big, Big, Slimy, Slug, the R.B. Squad, and Bronze Big are property of mine. Crene is property of DC Comics. And one of the weirdest things Big and his friends will ever see.

2. This isn't going to be a usual battle. Nor will be any ordinary story.

3. If you want to know what Slimy saw in the driller tank, I might put in in here, or I might not(it depends on my mood).

And.........................

4. There are a few guest stars.

And now, without further ado............................

The adventures of.............................

big the bird

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Episode 13: A beast in Africa, and the other kinds of birds on Earth (part 4 of 5)

(*I got the idea from a special episode of Power Rangers Wild Force called: Forever Red. So, I figured I would do something like it, just different*)

Special guest stars: Kim Possible, Sonic the Hedgehog(you'll find out why), and for the first time in Big the Bird Episode's)the Power, Zeo, Turbo, Space, Galaxy, and Rescue birds(you'll see what I mean)

Special Guest Villains: Bronze Big and Crene

Tokyo, Japan

The Driller Tank

Slimy was still screaming 'what the hell is this' while Slug saw what Slimy was angry about. As soon as he saw it, Slug instantly went a distance and threw chunks(figure it out). Since this was getting ridiculous, Big decided to see what had caused it. There he saw what was the problem: food on the floor, and white sticky stuff on a rubber balloon. Big instantly went to get a garbage bag, a mop, a broom, and a containment jar. He wiped the food into the bag, cleaned the dirty floor with the mop, and put the sticky balloon in the containment jar. Then he called out "Slimy, Slug, It's gone now" Slimy and Slug took a look, and saw the floor spotless. Then Slimy calmed down, and Slug felt better. Now Big faced his friends, and said "All right boys, let's go find Crene and kick his ass" Slimy and Slug shouted "Yea" and they were just about to leave, when the noise of a jet was heard. Big went outside and saw Kim and Ron coming out, then the jet left. Big went up to them, and asked "Why did you guys come back" Kim faced him and said "You didn't think you could stop the Giants without our help, did you" Big managed to make a smile, and said "All I can say is: I'm glad your on our side" Then Ron came up and said "So captain, where are we headed" Big pointed to the sea "To find Crene" Then a weird blue beam appeared near them, and Sonic appeared "Sonic, why did you come back as well" Sonic made a thumbs up sign to him, and said "Hey, you can use all the help you need" Big then looked to the driller tank and shouted "Everyone, get in, and let's go find Crene" There, everyone got in, and Slimy and Slug went to the control room. Big then went in, and asked "Are we ready to go" Slimy turned around and said "Yes sir, captain" Then Big pointed toward the ground and said "Slimy, take us underground. Slug, turn on the Giants locator, and set it on: Find Crene" Slug immediately did so, and Slimy directed the driller tank underground. Sonic, Kim, and Ron, quickly went to the passengers room and put on their seat belts. After a while, the sign on top said 'It is safe to now take off your seat belts and walk around' and they did so. Sonic went to the food room and asked Big "Do you know where the chilly dogs are" Big pointed to a cabinet, and said "Over there" So, as Sonic went to get a chilly dog, Kim and Ron stayed in the passenger room, and talked "Ron" Kim asked him "Do you really mean it" Ron was a little confused "Mean what" Kim took his hand, and said "Do you really mean it? That you love me" Ron squeezed her hand slightly, and told her "Yes Kim, yes I do. And it took me this whole time to realize it" Kim then said, with her head down "Well Ron, I have a confession to make" Ron faced her, and asked him "What is it" Kim blushed, but she couldn't find it in her to say it. Ron was getting inpatient, so he took his other hand, and got her face to look at his "Kim, you can tell me anything. So just take a deep breath, and say it" Kim took a deep breath, and admitted "I love you too Ron" So, they kissed, and Big heard the whole thing. So that's what's going on with those two, Big thought to himself, I better stay out of it. Then he notices the sticky balloon and thinks to himself, Maybe it's best if right now I shouldn't find out what this is, what this sticky stuff on it is, and what really

happened before Slimy saw what he saw until tonight.

Meanwhile, underwater in an ocean trench.....

A hidden underwater base

3 hours ago

"Birds, I have gathered you here because of the dangerous threat to Earth: the Millennium Giants" 6 groups of birds, each one with a red, blue, and black or green bird, listened carefully "However, we need help from the hero of Miami. The world's toughest bird on Earth: Big the Bird. And I know where to find him"

They quickly left with the coordinates, and the person in the shadows was no other than................Danny.

Underground

In the ground of Africa

Slug came to Big with a paper, and told him "Big, we found him" Big listened, and Slug continued "He's near the coastline Africa. And since we're right under it, I suggest we surface immediately" Big and Slug quickly went to the control room, and while Slug put on his seat belt, Big gave Slimy new instructions "Slimy, prepare to surface" Slimy said "Yes sir, preparing to surface sir" and pressed a button on the counsel. Sonic, Kim and Ron quickly took notice, as it said 'Please return to your seat, as we are about to surface' and everyone buckled up, as the driller tank went up, and finally got to the surface. Everyone got out, and Sonic stretched, while Kim and Ron took a look outside. Big saw outside as well, and saw a jeep heading this way. Oh boy, African police. We're in trouble. As the jeep stopped, everyone saw 6 groups of birds coming out. One of them went up to Big, as Big did as well. He was red, and wearing on a jacket. "Big the Bird" said the bird "I'm with the Rescue birds" Big heard about them. Then another red bird came up to him, this time with a sword "I'm with the Galaxy birds" A third red bird came up to him, with a sort of traveling jacket on "I'm from the Space birds" The last 3 red birds came up to him and introduced themselves. The 4th one said "I'm from the Turbo birds" Then the 4 one came up to him, yet he had on a bronze jacket "I'm with the Zeo birds" And the last one had a motorcycle jacket on "And I'm with the Power birds" Big stared in awe, because he heard about all of them. "Well, this is unexpected" Then the red Rescue bird explained "He were sent for your help to stop the Giants" Big gave them a bit of advice "Just so you know, there are still 2 Giants to go. We took out Cabbranca in Tokyo" They were impressed, then the blue Power bird broke it up "Then how do we stop them" Slimy finally spoke "If you take out the one who resurrected them, then with one powerful move, you can take them out" Kim whispered to Big that it was getting ridiculous talking to them, and Big told her to watch how to make peace. "Listen" Big got their attention "I suggest we camp here tonight. Crene doesn't come until tomorrow afternoon, so that will give us enough time to figure out a plan of attack. We're all on the same time here, so I suggest we all work together" Everyone agreed to peace, and Big continued "Slimy, you and the blue Zeo bird, get some thorns to protect us tonight from the lions. Sonic and the black Power bird, find some firewood. As for the rest, I hope you have a sleeping bag"

Nighttime,

African plains

Everyone continued to argue what plan was better. Big, Sonic, and Kim were just listening, and Big got up, finally wanting to say something "I heard everyone's plan, and I think the best one of them all is Ron's" Ron did a 'yes' sign and Big continued "So here is what we do: If we work together, we shall be victorious. Like an old saying: United we stand, Divided we fall. Since it's late, I suggest we go in the driller tank(which is cleverly surrounded by a thorny fence) and get some sleep. Otherwise we won't be ready for Crene in the morning. So I wish you all goodnight" Everyone got in, and the door to the tank closed. As everyone got ready to sleep, Big went to the examination room to find out what the rubber balloon is (*If your a teenager, you probably know what it is*). Big sighed, because he hasn't been this worried about the safety of his friends for some time. Ding! A noise came out from a machine showing the results of the test, and Big was shocked to find out who the sticky stuff came from. Ron, what, I mean, How did this happen? This isn't right. Ron wouldn't do this to someone unless

it was of 2 reasons: 1) It involved Kim, and 2) This came from a feeling deep down. Big then got a flashback that involved himself and Bunnie, when she didn't act quite herself, and he was the reason she didn't act herself(read Episode 6). He finally figured it out: Now I get it. It was a sort of desire, that

came from deep down. I guess since Bunnie tried to, what do humans call it,(without trying to get in trouble)show their love (boy that sucked) to another,

I believe Ron tried to do the same thing with Kim. The rubber balloon, what I've heard, is a sort of protection that male humans use in cases like this. I think tomorrow morning I'm going to have a talk with those two before going on to taking care of big, hairy, and ugly. Big turned the lights off, and locked the door, as he went to get some sleep.

Next Morning

Everyone was set to battle, and Big was at the transportation room, looking at his motorcycle. It was a shiny red motorcycle that had the face of a falcon, and had his favorite red sword/axe(That is a special weapon found only on Bird City. You put the two ends together, and they become a dangerous weapon.), his blue double blasters(two blasters that work together, as well as apart), and his green falcon bow(something out of Power Rangers Wild Force). Big then took out his most prized possession..........his red Chaos Emerald. After getting the power of the Chaos Emeralds, he took his Chaos Emerald because he wanted to keep it. It helped to remember him of his parents. Suddenly, Big heard someone call his name. "Big, come on. It's show time" Big knew who it was.......it was Slimy. Big shouted in response "I'll be right there" Big put his Emerald back, and went to the door.

Everyone gathered outside, and went to the shoreline, where they waited. The green Turbo bird looked at his watch "3 hours until they come" he announced. Big went to Kim and Ron and told them "I need to have a talk with you 2" They looked at Big with confused faces. Then Big got it off his chest, and said "Ron, what did you and Kim do before going with everyone else to fight Cabbranca" Ron gave Big a 'I don't know what your talking about' face, and Big made it simple "Because it doesn't looked like, what I saw on the floor before you two and Sonic returned, anybody broke in and threw the food on the floor, while doing something together" Ron then blushed madly, and Kim looked at the floor. "Big, you see it was like this.........." Big didn't let him finish, and said "Let's just say, nothing happened, all right" They both got relieved faces, and Big went to Slimy and Slug. He noticed something wasn't right "Slimy, what's wrong" Slimy told him, by saying "He's here sooner than we thought" Crene then appeared, and the Bronze Big got on shore. He saw how many birds they're were, and said "What is this" Big told him by saying "This is your worse nightmare" The Bronze Big smiled and said "Maybe my friends will show you what's the real nightmare, Big" Then Bronze Big snapped his fingers, and warriors with lantern like objects appeared. The red Power bird smiled and said "Hey guys, since we're here, what are we waiting for" Big then shouted "All right birds, let do it then" The red, blue, and black Power birds then took out their morphers and shouted "It's morphing time"

"Mastodon"

"Triceratops"

"Tyrannosaurus"

There the 3 Powers birds were in their gear, and now it was the Zeo birds turn "It's morphing time"

"Zeo bird 3-blue"

"Zeo bird 4-green"

"Zeo bird 5-red"

The Turbo birds were next "Shift into Turbo"

"Blue Turbo power"

"Green Turbo power"

"Red Turbo power"

Now the Space birds were next "Let's rock it"

They pressed the buttons(335)and went to uniform form.

The red Galaxy bird then shouted "Go Galactic" and the Galaxy birds were ready for battle.

The Rescue birds pressed a button on their morphers, and the red Rescue bird shouted "Light speed Rescue" Their uniform's quickly got on, and Big's group were last up.

Big was a bit nervous about this, but Slimy and Slug gave him a thumbs up sign, and Kim, Ron and Sonic were their on their sides. Big looked at Slimy and Slug, and asked them "You guys ready" Slimy and Slug nodded. Then Big remembered about their gifts, and shouted "All right then, Wild Access" Big, Slimy, and Slug glowed, and came out with the symbols of the red falcon(Big),

the black bull(Slimy), and the blue shark(Slug).

Everyone stared at Bronze Bird and his minions and Big asked "Looks like you have a problem. 19 birds, 2 humans, my 2 best friends, and 1 mobian. So what are you going to do about it" Bronze Big didn't even need to think about his answer. He said "Oh that's easy: I'll just destroy you all. Minions....get them, but make sure you leave what's left of Big the Bird to me" The minions quickly ran up to them, and the battle began.

Slimy dodged those lantern like weapons, and blocked some of there impacts. Then he kick one away, and quickly got the advantage. He smacked around a few more, and they went running.

The Red Turbo and Galaxy bird worked together. The Red Turbo bird used his Turbo lighting sword, while the Galaxy bird used the Quantum saber and thrashed their opponents.

The Green Turbo bird, Blue Zeo bird, and Slug triple teamed the minions. Around the end, a minion was about to hit Slug in the back, but the Green Turbo bird told him to duck. So he did, and The Blue Zeo bird opened fire, taking him down.

The Blue and Green Galaxy birds used the Quantum sabers as well, and made sure they didn't get up for more.

The Power birds were doing well for themselves, since they were the most experienced. Besides, the minions didn't stand a chance.

The Blue and Black Space birds helped Ron take out a few of them. Ron kicked one in the gut, but the Black Space bird showed him how it was done, as the minion went down.

The Green Zeo bird teamed with Sonic and while the Green Zeo bird kicked them around, Sonic used his super speed to confuse and strike his opponents down.

Kim used her speed and bravery to her advantage, as the minions couldn't catch her or take her down.

The Red Space and Rescue bird teamed up, and defeated the minions who challenged them. The Red Space bird used his Spiral saber and defeated his enemies, while the Red Rescue bird fired with his blaster.

The Green and Blue Rescue bird, as well as the Red Zeo and the Blue Turbo bird took out any minions who wanted a fight.

And finally, Big, showed the minions why he was no.1 in Miami. He kicked, punched, and hurt them, like they were nothing. But suddenly, a electrical beam of energy strikes Big in the chest, sending him flying. The Bronze Big looks at Big, and tells him "Big, your impressive, but your not at my level. You will never be. And Big, think about it. Do you think anyone needs you around? Do they ever show their gratitude, or give you a parade, or anything?.........NO. Big, forget all about them, and join me. Join me Big, and together Big, I will show you your calling" The Bronze big then felt pain, as the Red Space bird fired at him. "Big, don't listen to him. If you do, you'll live to regret it" Big needed that one moment. "Listen, smart-ass" The Bronze Big fired a beam of electrical energy at him, sending him down. Then Bronze Big continued "Big was born on a evil planet, and he was born to serve evil. I'm only trying to show him the light" Then Big told him "Hey" Bronze Big looked down, and Big said "Screw evil" Then he fired his double blaster at Bronze Big, and he went soaring into the air. Big got up, and helped the Red Space bird up "What do you say we finish this guy" The Red Space Bird said "It would be my honor" just in time for Bronze Big to crash on the floor. The Red Space bird and Big jumped into the air. Bronze Big looked up, as he heard the Red Space bird shout "Spiral Saber" and Big shout "2 in 1 slash" as he was destroyed upon contact. Everyone cheered, and the Red Power bird said to himself "Not bad for a rookie" However, there was still the matter of Crene, as Big de-morphed. Then everyone(except Slimy, Slug, Sonic, Kim, and Ron) were confused. Slimy said to everyone "Just watch" as Big said the incantation that would turn him into..................................................................

When Chaos cannot do it alone,

I must be stronger,

I must be faster,

I must go from normal...............

To ULTRA

Ultra Big. Crene looked at Ultra Big as he took out his green bow, then aimed the arrow at Crene's head, and said "Falcon's Strike", and Crene was disintegrated after the impact. Ultra Big smiled, then turned back to Big.

Nighttime

The 6 groups of birds pack up, because their job in Africa was over. "Big, thank you for your help. Remember, good always triumphs over evil" the red Rescue bird said and they left. Big got in the Driller tank, and told Slimy to go underground. Then a thought came to his mind: 2 down, 1 to go. And it's the one that blasted me to Japan. Now, it's payback time.

To Be Concluded

End of Episode 13

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This was one of the longest Episode's I've ever written. The era of the Giants is coming to an end, but the friendship of Kim, Ron, Sonic, and Big will never die.

Oh, and if you were confused why Big didn't know it was a condom, it's because he wasn't born on Earth, and still doesn't know a whole lot about it.

So, as always, good night.......and God bless you....and America.