Warning:
1.This is it, the end of the Millennium Giants era.
2. This will not be the last time Sonic the Hedgehog and Kim Possible(nor Ron Stoppable)guest-star in a Big the Bird Episode.(*By-the-way, if you have a problem with Kim/Ron love fics, with them as a couple, then I really don't give a damn*)
3. We have a surprise guest star at the conclusion of this Episode.
And.........................
4. Evil sucks, and the good guys rock.
And now, on with .......................
(Suddenly, crashing noises are heard, and the Flash appears)
Flash: All right, that's it, I've had enough.
(*Enough of what*)
Flash: Why does everyone hate me?
(*Because 1) You talk too much. And 2) I wouldn't let you guest star In these Episodes, unless the people want it*)
Flash: Plus.......What is with a stupid small bird that becomes a hero after 5 years, to a city called Miami? He isn't even in the Justice League, and he gets popularity, how come?
( Flash is unaware that Big is right behind him with a steel chair, and has an angry face showing)
(*Well Flash, Why don't you ask him*)
(Flash turns around, and Big smacks him in the head, knocking him completely unconscious. Then he says something to his face)
Big: If you ever come to my show again, insult me, or Miami for that matter, I'll personally.......kick the s**t out of you!
(Big then grabs Flash and throws him out of the studio. Now the author continues)
(*Sorry about that folks, so we're just going to get on with it*)
And now(without further interruptions), on with the show....................................
The adventures of...........................
big the bird
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Episode 14=The final giant falls(the conclusion)
Special guest stars=Sonic the Hedgehog, Kim Possible, and Ron Stoppable(*I think he earned it*)
Special guest Villains=Gold Big and Sekment
(Before the show is able to start, another crashing noise is heard)
(*For the love of God, what now*)
(All of a sudden, Kim's no.1 pair of villain's, Dr. Drakken and Shego ,show up)
(*What the hell do you two want*)
Drakken=Listen you, we want in this Episode, or else.
(*Or else what*)
Shego= Or else I'll cut the wire.
(*Meaning what to me*)
Shego= Meaning the show is over.
(*Um, let me think about it...........How about this: The next time I have Kim Possibe guest star in an Episode of Big, I'll make personal sure you two are the special guest villains. How does that sound*)
(Drakken and Shego think about it, and decided)
Drakken= You have a deal.
(*Thank you. Now can you two get the hell out of here already*)
(Drakken and Shego leave, and the Author/Director has a sigh of relief)
(*Just get on with the show*)
Underground
Not much has happened since last time. Slimy has been driving, Slug has set the Giants locator to 'find Sekment', Sonic made a bunch of chilly dogs(and he's eating them also), Kim and Ron were asleep in each others arms, and Big was thinking about what happened in Egypt(read Episode 10 to understand). He was also thinking about what Flash said about him(*How he got to the studio and back....you don't want to know*)and Miami. I am going to hurt that bastard if he ever talks bad about me or Miami again.(*All right Big, I think you went a little overboard with that*)
Big: Oh, sorry about that.
(*Forget about it. Now lets get back to the show, okay*)
Big: All right, All right.
Anyhow, just as quick as things went quiet........
(A third crashing noise is heard, and the Author/Director gets up and angry)
(*Damn it, now what*)
(The Flash returns, this time with Superman)
(*What the hell do you want? And by-the-way, didn't Big throw you out of here*)
Superman: We've come here for an apology.
(* I'm not giving the Flash crap. Big kicked his ass earlier, and I suggest you both leave right now, or you'll both regret it*)
Superman: Sir, if you don't give the Flash an apology, then I'll be forced to cancel this show.
(*All right, that's it, I have had enough of these damn interruptions. Don't you see I'm trying to do a show here. Now this is the last time I'll say this, so listen carefully: Get the hell out of here, or you will both be sorry*)
Flash: Why I'll.........
(Flash didn't finish, because Big instantly came and attacked Flash, kicking the crap out of him. Superman grabbed Big by the neck, but Big took out some Kryptonite, and Superman became weak. Big then kicked Superman in the sack, and the Man of Steel went down. Big finally threw them out, and locked the door. Then he left)
(*Thank you Big. Now can we PLEASE...........get this show over with*)
Anyhow, just as quick as thing went quiet(*before we got interrupted*), There was an explosion in front of them, and everyone got a bit of worries. Kim and Ron woke up, Sonic stopped eating, Big looked forward, Slimy went on the brakes, and Slug also looked forward. Everyone tried to calm down, and Big went to the control room. He got in and asked Slimy "Slimy, where did those explosives come from" Slimy looked at Big, and said "I have no idea" The Giants locator then lit up like a Christmas tree, and Slug took a peace of paper out of it.
"Guys, we have arrived at the location of Sekment" Big looked at Slug, and asked him "Okay Slug, but where are we" Slug looked at the paper, then said "I think we're in Hawaii" Slimy instantly got excited "HAWAII? Captain, may I have permission to bring her to surface" Big lit up the sign that had the 'please return to your seat because we will now be going to the surface', and told Slimy "Permission granted" Slimy shouted "Yahoo" and took the driller tank to the surface.
(A knock on the door was heard, and the Author/Director went to answer it. He
opens the door, and it's the one person he didn't expect to see, however doesn't know who it is)
(*Who are you*)
?= My name is Tenchi Masaki.
(*Okay Tenchi, what can I do for you*)
Tenchi= Well, I need a place to hide.
(*Who are you hiding from? Your parents*)
Tenchi= No. 7 girls from other planets. They only have me on the brain. Is it okay if I stay here until they leave this street?
(*Okay, but you have to be quiet. I'm doing a show here, and it's been interruptions all night, so please let me do my show, and you can stay to watch. But you have to leave when the show ends for the night, ok*)
Tenchi= Thank you kind sir.
( Tenchi comes in, and takes a seat. The Author/Director sits on his chair and continues)
Honolulu, Hawaii
The driller tank arose from the ground, and everyone got out. Slimy took an umbrella to protect himself from the sun(*Note: Slimy isn't a vampire. The thing is he has a serious problem with rain, fire, water, and a hot sun. It causes his body to burn, like acid*), Sonic took out a pair of sunglasses, Kim and Ron looked around and admired the scenery, Slug took out a towel and sun block, and Big came out looking like his usual self. "So, where is he" Big looked at Slug, and Slug said "That's the thing. He won't be here for 3 days" Big then grabbed Slug by the throat and told him "I'll kill you, you son of a bitch" The others had to restrain him from Slug. Then Big calmed down and said "Okay so what do we do until then" Slimy raised his hand "I have a suggestion. Why don't we go to town, rent a apartment or 2, do a few things to pass time. Then, when he comes, we'll check out of the apartments, come to the location where he'll set foot, and kick his butt. Then we can all go home" Big told him "That's a good plan. But what about the driller tank" Slug took out a little remote, and pressed a button. Then the driller tank went back underground. "When I call it back, it'll come" Big was impressed, and told Slug "Very good. Now, where are we going to find a apartment to stay in" Ron tapped on Big's shoulder, and said "Luckily, I have a cousin who works at a resort here in Hawaii. He'll help us with that problem" Big smiled at Ron and told him "Very good Ron. Does your cousin know any restaurants here" Ron shaked his head in a no response. Then Kim came to Ron's side, and told him "I've been to Hawaii before, so I know a few restaurants" Big now said "Thank you Kim" Sonic saw the beach, and shouted to everyone "Hey, what are we standing around here for? We got 3 days, so lets have a little fun while we're waiting" Every one thought about it, and went with Sonic.
(Another knock on the door came, and the Author/Director went to answer it)
Delivery guy=Pizza delivery for one Carlos Menendez. That'll be $15.38!
(Author/Director gives delivery guy his money, then he leaves, and the Author/Director returns to his seat, eating his pizza)
Hawaii Beach
Sonic was hanging ten(*on a surfboard, what else*)in the beach waters, Slug
was putting on his sun tan lotion. Kim and Ron laid down on the beach sand(*although it was hot, Slug let them use his towel*), Slimy went to the pier
to go fishing, and Big just looked at the calm sea. Then, as if his mind was seeing something, Big closed his eyes, and a image of Gold Big appeared.
The image told him....................
(Their were more crashing noises, and the Author/Director took out a bat)
(*All right, whoever it is.........I'm going to kick your ass*)
(More noises are heard, and Tenchi gets up, with his weapon of choice, his kendo stick, of whatever it is. Finally the person shows himself as........................
a young boy. The Author/Director and Tenchi put their weapons down, and get a bit confused. Then the boy turns into a women. Tenchi then screams in terror, as the woman grabs Tenchi, and runs for it)
(*Boy, this has been one f***ed up day*)
(*Where we were interrupted*)
The image told him "Big, the humans don't give a damn about you. They only care about themselves. And anyone who was born on Earth, but are also freaks of nature, like your so-called friends, also don't really give a damn about you. It's every man, woman, or Earth freak for the matter, for themselves. Big, come to the evil side. Together, we will rule Earth side by side. Then we will rule the galaxy. And finally, it will be fiery skies, burning cities, and anything you could want, or never imagine ever getting" Big got angry. He hated evil, it was the reason his parents were slaughtered, and he vowed never to be evil as long as he lived. "Oh, so you choose the path of good. Good doesn't get you anything in life. This isn't Bird City Big, this is Earth, the one place where you can let loose, kill a lot of people, and don't give a s**t about it. I'll tell you what, when we meet again, you make up your mind about what side your on. See you later........Big"
Then the image vanished. Big had already made up his mind. He was loyal to the side of good. And he would never turn to the dark side. "Big, what's wrong"
It was Ron, obviously "What? Oh, sorry Ron, I had my mind on something" Ron looked at the calm sea, and noticed something wasn't right with Big "You okay Big? You don't look so good" Big looked at Ron, and told him "I'm fine Ron. It's just.......my past life. Where I was born" Ron didn't know anything about Big's past, nor did anyone else. Big knew about his life only. "You want to talk about it"
Big turned to leave "I rather not. It's best if I kept my past to myself. But now........." Kim came to find Ron, but overheard the conversation. "But what" Ron turned to see Kim, and Big told them "They're trying to make my turn into my kind..........evil" Big then saw the group with their bags, and Slimy shouted "Come on guys, we got to find Ron's cousin, and get a apartment or two" Big asked Ron "Ron, which resort does your cousin work at" Ron told him "At the 5-star Hawaii resort" Then, Big turned to Kim, and asked her "Do you know where that is "Oh, I know all right" Kim looked down, and Ron asked her "What's wrong Kim" Kim sighed, then went up to the group, while Ron and Big followed. Slimy saw Kim's face, and asked Ron "What's with her"
5-Star Hawaii Resort
The employees were amazed when Big and Kim entered. They soon saw Ron's cousin, and Ron came up to him. They hugged, and Ron asked his cousin for a favor. He agreed, and went up to the clerk(*Or whatever his job is*). He gave Ron the keys, and told him what rooms they have. They took an elevator, and got to the rooms. They were near each other, so everyone had one final problem: who would get what room. Big thought about it for a moment, but it wasn't going to be easy. Boys in one room, Big alone in the second, and Kim in the last room alone wasn't fair. And if Kim and Ron shared a room, well........you guess what will happen. Since they only have 3 rooms, he had to make due. "All right guys, here is how were going to do this: Slimy and Slug get the first room, Me and Sonic get the second, and(I know I'm going to regret this)Kim and Ron get the last room" They gasped at what Big said(except Kim and Ron, because they were waiting for this moment), and Slimy told him "Big, have you gone out of your mind? You know what...............wait a minute, no, no, he doesn't. I forgot Big wasn't from Earth. Stupid me" Big told them "I made my decision, so that's final. Get showered(except for Slimy because water causes his skin to burn like acid), and get ready to go out for a bite to eat. I'll see you guys at the lobby entrance in an hour and thirty" So, everyone went to their rooms and went to get showered.
(There was a third knock on the door. So Carlos[I'm getting sick of putting 'the Author/Director']grabbed his bat, and carefully opened the door. It was a man wearing a skirt. Carlos laughed)
(*What are you supposed to be*)
Irish golfer(I don't know his name. So if you do, please put it in the review. Thank
You)=I heard Drakken and Shego are going to be the villains, the next time Kim Possible guest stars on your show.
(*Yea, so*)
Irish golfer=I want to be the villain also.
(*Since I have a good heart, I'll do you a favor: The next time Kim Possible guest stars, I'm pick the villains from past(and/or present) times of Kim Possible and Big the Bird and make it a 'Villains Bash'. And, just to make it more interesting, that story will be written before and/or during Halloween[but I have no idea when I'll be able to put it on Fanfiction.net]. All right*)
Irish golfer= All right then lassie.
(*Good. Now get the hell out of here*)
(Carlos slams the door shut, and the story continues)
[I'm just going to skip those 3 days, and get on with the story]
After 3 days of Hawaii fun, it was now time for the final battle. They all checked out of the hotel, and made their way to the beach.
Hawaii Beach
Afternoon
They all waited anxiously, for the challenge would soon arrive. Suddenly, Sekment appeared, and everyone ran(*except our heroes*), because they were the only ones who could save them. Big went forward, and shouted to Gold Big "This is it Gold Big, you can't win, because evil is dumb" Gold Big made a wave with his staff, and Sekment stopped. Then he told Big "Big, this is your last chance. Join the evil Big. If you stay with the good, it will lead to your destruction" Slimy had enough, and shouted "Damn you Gold Big, you're a liar. Big would never turn against the good. He's a good guy all the way" Gold Big told Slimy "Well Slimy, if that is your name, did Big ever told you he was born on a planet of evil, and evil only" They were all confused. Big knew he would never tell his friends his past, because if they did, it would put more pressure on him than ever before. "He never did" Gold Big said "Isn't that a shame. Big, your hiding secrets from your own friends. That's the first step toward the dark side"
Big was getting angry, and this time he wasn't going to take any more of this crap. "Listen you" Big shouted to him "I never told them, to protect them from monsters like you. And I have already said this to the other two, so you better listen closely: I will never turn on my friends, or the Earth. Bird city killed my parents, because of evil. And I swore I would get my revenge on them. But now, I'm just going to kick your ass" Gold Big turned his staff into a weapon, and shouted "All right then Big, we'll have it your way. Let the battle for Earth be decided......right here in Hawaii. One on one, you and me. And Big, if you will not join the dark side, you will be killed by the dark side" The Gold Big jumped down, and Big ran toward him. Then Big jumped into the air, while Gold Big was still airborne, and smacked his golden armor, causing a dent. Gold Big fell on the floor, and Big landed on his feet. Gold Big then fired a golden beam at Big, striking him in the chest, but Big stood standing. Gold Big went to jab him with his staff, but Big moved out of the way, and hit Gold Big's chest with his knee, causing another dent. Big took out his sword, and...............
( the front door had a knock, and Carlos had to stop, once again, to answer it.
And, this time, it was a strange person. He looked like a adult, but with a science jacket on)
(*Can I help you sir*)
Person= Yes. My name is Mr. Possible, and I'm looking for my daughter Kim. Have you seen her?
(*Yes I have. As a matter of fact, she helping out as a guest star for a 5 part Episode of Big the Bird. Right now we're doing the conclusion, and I've had interruptions all night*)
Mr. Possible= Then please let me in.
(*I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid I can't let you in. The only people allowed in here are myself, Big[ the show's star], his friends Slimy and Slug, and any guest star who is chosen or asked to guest star. As I stated earlier, I can't let you in. So you can rather wait outside, or go back to Middleton, and wait for her at home*)
Mr. Possible= Sir, don't make me........
(* No, you listen. I will not let you in. I'm sorry to do this, but if I have to, I will call the police. Good night sir*)
Mr. Possible= Now just wait a minute..........
( Carlos slams the door close, and continues with this Episode)
(*Once again, where we were interrupted*)
Big took out his sword, and began to weapon fight(*I have no idea what that is, but I put it in there for a kick or two*) with Gold Big. But Gold Big made a dirty trick, causing Big to lose his balance, and jamming his staff through his chest,
causing Big to fall. The heroes couldn't believe it, Big was dead. Or was he, really just faking it? Gold Big stared at Big, and took out something to give Big a shot "And now Big, to give you life.....and evil" But Sonic, quickly ran at supersonic speeds, grabbed the shot, and gave it to Slimy. Slimy looked at Big, and told Gold Big "Hey buddy, Big made be down, but he's not dead" Gold Big laughed at Slimy. Then Slug pointed at Big, and Big quickly got up. Gold Big was shocked, no one could live through that. Big now had to do the painful thing. He slowly started to take the staff out of his chest. It took a lot of patience, and a bit of blood, but he managed to remove it. Big looked at Gold Big, and told him "This is one way NEVER to piss me off" Big threw it at Gold Big, and it went right threw his armor, but he wasn't dead yet. Big had to do it, weak or not, he had to finish this crisis...........now.
Chaos is power,
Power is enriched by the heart,
Let me use the power,
Harness the power,
To unlock the power,
The power of CHAOS
Big turned to Super Big, and the pain was gone instantly. Then he made the cross, and before he fired away, Gold Big told him "Big, I must remind you, there will be more challenges ahead. You have proven your heart is with these humans Big. You did the wrong thing. You will soon die, just like your parents" Super Big let the cross go, shouting "Sign of Hope", and Gold Big fell to his demise. Now it was Sekment's turn. Sekment, however, had other plans. Sonic and Kim weren't going to let it leave so soon though. "Leaving so soon, I don't think so" Sonic went air born, and Kim kicked Sonic at Sekment, causing it to bleed. Super Big now got in front of it, and took out his Power Slasher. "Super Slasher" Super Big shouted, and he aimed at the orb, destroying it, and turning Sekment to dust. At last the crisis was over. The Millennium Giants were defeated. And it was all thanks to these heroes.
Middleton,
Nighttime
Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable shaked hands with Big, and Kim asked "Will we ever meet again" Big told them "There's a good chance that'll happen. Take care of yourselves, and each other" Then Big boarded the B-Plane and took off. Kim and Ron looked at the stars, and wondered if they really will see Big again. Then they looked at each others eyes, and Ron swore her eyes were sparkling.
Kim looked at Ron with a funny face, and told him "Whatever happen, we make sure no one ever knows what we did, all right" Ron kissed Kim's check, and she blushed "Yes, ma'am" Then Ron noticed his watch "Oh man, I got to go. If I don't get back home now my mom's going to kill me. Man, what am I........"Kim put her index finger on Ron's lips, then she took it off his lips, and kissed him. Then she disconnected her kiss with Ron, and told him "I'll see you tomorrow at school" Kim ran for home, and Ron did the same, wondering how he is so lucky to have Kim be their by his side all the time, and much more.
Mobius,
Knothole Village,
Nighttime
30 minutes later
Big and Sonic shaked hands, and Sonic asked him "Big, do you think we'll cross paths once again" Big told Sonic "Time will tell. Goodbye Sonic, and take care"
Big boarded his B-Plane and went into the air. Sally came out of her hut, and hugged Sonic. You could tell she was happy Sonic was back. Sally then asked him "Sonic, are you going to tell me everything that happen, or do I have to make you" Sonic took her inside her hut, sat her down, and began(*from the top*)what happened while he was with Big.
Miami, Florida
Next day
Big got a call from the Justice League how great of a job he did saving the world, and were hoping to one day team up with him. Big told them he would keep it under consideration, and then hung up the phone line. Big looked at the city, and gave a smile to himself, thinking to himself: I'm glad to finally be home.......my true home....Miami.
Somewhere, near a small island
Everything seemed normal. The skies were blue, the water was calm, and there was nothing wrong. Suddenly, a rocket came out of the water, and the most oddest things were on it, A squirrel, starfish, and a sponge. And they were headed straight for Miami.
End of Episode 14
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The Giants may be done for, but Big adventures are not done yet. The next Episode may be the most ridiculous, most dumbest Episode yet..........with Spongebob Squarepants as the special guest star(*The Horror, the Horror*), and luckily, Big can take a break, because there will be no villain or special guest villain in next time's Episode.
(For the last time tonight, the Flash returns)
(*Don't you get it through your head........I'm not apologizing. And there is no way you are going to make me*)
Flash= Oh yes there is.
(Flash takes out a bat, and threatens to beat up Carlos with it. And he would have, if Big didn't come unexpectedly, take the bat away from Flash, and kick his ass with it. He throws Flash out, for the third time, and breaks Flash's bat. Finally he locks the door.)
Big= Carlos, if you don't mind, I have something to tell the people.
(*Go ahead. Besides, I have one hell of a headache anyway*)
(Carlos goes to get a soda, and Big addresses the people)
Big= Look, I understand if you people don't know who, or what I am. And I understand If you only read my episodes because of the guest stars, romance, or action and adventure. If you don't like my show, it's okay with me. If you like it, fine with me. But please, don't ever insult me, because what you just read what I did to Flash, that was because he decided to come to my show, and make a jackass out of himself, and you guess what will happen if he does it again. Now, ladies and gentlemen, in internet land, I would be honored to tell all you people, who have supported me, and like my show, or for you Kim/Ron lovers, or Sonic/ Sally lovers, or whatever, I've decided to do a Halloween(with Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable), Thanksgiving, and Christmas special, which the guest stars will be determined by Carlos. Plus, for you confused people who don't know my entire history, in future episodes, you will learn a little, every time you read my episode, my whole life story, how the planet became evil(Bird City I mean), who King Bird is and how he became King, and much more. (Yawn) I'm tired, so I'm going to turn it over to Carlos, so goodnight everyone.
(Big leaves, and Carlos finishes today's episodes)
I've got nothing else left to say, except after next times Episode, there will be a special Halloween episode of Big the Bird with Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable.
And, as usual, good night, and god bless you, and America.
