AN: Well this is my first attempt at writing a fic... I love reading them,
but I never thought of actually writing. I decided to try after my friend
bribed me into it XD HAHA sucks to be her... I made the price high ^^;;. Hehe
anyways, I hope you like it and please review... all the authors that I have
read from say that reviews really help motivate a person. Well I want to
get motivated * poke poke nudge nudge * ^___^ Well make me happy my friends
(I sound geeky, ne? O.o;;) But oh well... new author here * waves * heheh I
know so many great writers and I just want to thank a few authors who I
just LOVE * huggles everyone * You guys are the best!! And you brighten my
boring days n_n
Kat – AAHH I can't believe you like Everworld! I thought I was the only one!!! YOUR GREAT! * huggles *
Yo Xi Wang – you only have one fic posted but I absolutely LOVE it EEEEE!!!!!!! And it's a whole _20_ chapters!! I love you my YGO obsessed friend... ur my friend... right... T_T oh well NO MATTER!* huggles * See, you set a VERY good example to SOME writers * glares at awesome authors that never update *
Neko-chan – OMG YOURE AMAZING!!!! I can't believe anyone could write THAT many wonderful fics! You're my hero ^_^;; * huggles *
Edmondia Danes – I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! You're like the bestestestestestest writer in the whole world... well that I know of heheh yes I sound obsessive, but I LOVE your work soooooooooooo much. Please continue writing and don't get freaked out of me... I can get weird sometimes XD YOUR LIKE MY _GOD_!!!!!! * huggles *
(Don't worry Jesus, I still love you the most ^^) = o.O yup.. I'm a bit... heh... religious.
Well then, that was my short list of loved authors ^_^ On with the disclaimer then:
Ahem, I ... I.. do not... * sniff * ... own... * sniff * ... * breaks down * I DON'T OWN NARUTO OK!? * sob sob sob * you don't have to rub it in * sniffles *
Well then * blows nose * ENJOY! ^^;; and don't forget to R&R!
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HE HATES ME
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Naruto's POV:
Today was weird... It started out as a normal day, you know, me yelling at Sakura to get out of the shower and Sasuke yelling at me to shut up and let HIM eat in peace. He called me ANNOYING! I mean, it's not like it's new to me but still... of course I got pissed of as usual and broke a couple of chairs, but Kakashi didn't mind. I don't think he even noticed! He was having too much fun with the electric rice cooker. He said that he finally found something he truly loved and would not leave it alone (he even stuck it in the living room by the couch, so he could look at it before he fell asleep... he can be very strange sometimes).
We were on another lame mission (help some old lady redecorate her house without her husband noticing... which was actually pretty hard!) The lady lived in the next town, but at least we got to stay in an INN. The accommodations were tremendous, and our room ACTUALLY had a hot tub in it! It was like heaven! The only disappointing part was there were only two bedrooms and Kakashi insisted on sleeping on the couch in the living room. How come HE gets to sleep by the satellite TV when I get stuck in a room with Sasuke and _ONE_ king size bed. Sakura got a room to herself... but she has a double sized bed so HAHA to her! Sasuke insisted on sleeping on the floor of our room though... it was a bit strange... THERE WEREN'T EVEN ANY CARPETS! I thought, for sure, he would have beaten me up and taken the bed for himself. It was very nice of him... TOO nice if you ask me. Hmmmm this smells fishy. Oh and speaking of fish, my fish-ramen is waiting (mmmmmmm RAMEN!), I'll write more later! Bye!!!
~Naruto
Later:
Ughhh... I'm BLOADED! Ramen was good, and I was going to have some milk with it but before I got a chance to open it Sasuke jumped out of the living room screaming "NOOOOOOOO" in a very deep voice, (it sounded like he was doing one of those slow motion movies you know, It was sort of funny) and snatched the milk and threw it out yelling something about expiry dates and bad smelling washrooms. I don't get him sometimes.
Well anyways, where was I... Oh yes. After we left our room at the INN, we had to go to a furniture store to buy some new rugs for our IMPORTANT, ONE OF A KIND (as Kakashi says * rolls eyes *) mission. Sasuke and I were assigned to look for big chunky ones that would go into the living room, while Sakura and Kakashi looked around for little decorative rugs.
We were walking around the huge furniture warehouse when Sasuke saw a big fluorescent pink rug, and grabbed my arm pulling me towards it. "This would be perfect for the lady's living room... it's so SOFT!" Sasuke exclaimed rubbing the material against his cheek. "What the hell is wrong with you Sasuke!? This is a hideous!" I screeched jumping away from the roll of rigid, fluffy cloth. "I'm fine, but you hurt my feelings Naruto!" Sasuke pouted. His eyes became very big and sparkly, looking like they were full of tears. "I'm... sorry Sasuke, I didn't mean too. The rug is great, I love it!" I tried to comfort him trying to take back what I said before. For some reason I felt really bad for hurting his feelings, it felt like my stomach did a summersault when I looked into his eyes. They were so beautiful, and I felt like I could actually see past the endless cold darkness. Now, there were just two big gray orbs staring into mine. They were so warm... so innocent... I just wanted to get lost in them forever, get hold of him... and never let go... "I'm joking _dobe_!" Sasuke coolly stated and smirked, his eyes going back to their normal state - cold, dark slits. He looked at me before walking of to look in the other isles leaving me standing next to the repulsive pink roll, dumbfounded.
I mean, who was HE to play a stupid joke like that on ME!? That was MY job! Agh it made me so mad. I can't believe I was thinking some weird stuff about how beautiful his eyes looked. I can't believe that I even let those UNPUTE thoughts flow into my mind! * GAG * I HATE him...right?
~Naruto
Sasuke's POV:
What a lame day! Naruto was constantly being annoying; Sakura would not stop getting enough of herself, and Kakashi found his next obsession - a useless rice cooker. I got stuck in the same bedroom with the guy I could never have. The fool thought that I would have let him sleep on the cold, hardwood floor while I hogged the bed all to myself. Of course I would have rather joined him on that king sized bed, but I did not want to rise anny suspicions and freak him out. I don't stand a chance... he hates me. The whole day was stupid, just like always, and I did nothing productive. Although I did play an amusing joke on Naruto. His actions surprised me a great deal.
We were shopping in a furniture store for our current mission and I got a hilarious idea. I ran to the most unsightly rug in the whole store and pretended to think it was perfect for the lady's house (it was bright pink and extremely fluffy... although it WAS soft). At first, Naruto criticized my choice and told me that there was something wrong with me, but after I took it a little further (saying he hurt my feelings and pouting a bit) he immediately apologized and agreed with my decision. He stared at me for a few minutes looking dazed. It shocked me to see him looking like Sakura when she drools over me so I quickly said I was joking, smirking at him and leaving him looking like an idiot frozen in his spot. I pretended to be concentrated in looking for more rugs while I thought about what happened a few minutes earlier.
~Sasuke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ TUN TUN TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! :P YOU LIKY!? NO? TELL ME TELL ME!!!! Cheesy thing at the end of anime episodes: Will Sasuke finally reveal this unconditional love for Naruto. Will Naruto realize his true feelings for Sasuke... Find out in the upcoming chapters of HE HATES ME!
Eheheh that was funny.. anyways.. yes.. right... go now... REVEW I TELL YA! ^^
P.S. I want to apologies for the lame name of my fic... I'm not good with titles eheh... I think I named one of my essays on drugs " Who knew mushrooms could make you want to fly? " O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; LOL yes my teacher got a good laugh on that one.. although I did get marks of T_T well I'll shut up now and let you review byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee * huggles author plushies *
Kat – AAHH I can't believe you like Everworld! I thought I was the only one!!! YOUR GREAT! * huggles *
Yo Xi Wang – you only have one fic posted but I absolutely LOVE it EEEEE!!!!!!! And it's a whole _20_ chapters!! I love you my YGO obsessed friend... ur my friend... right... T_T oh well NO MATTER!* huggles * See, you set a VERY good example to SOME writers * glares at awesome authors that never update *
Neko-chan – OMG YOURE AMAZING!!!! I can't believe anyone could write THAT many wonderful fics! You're my hero ^_^;; * huggles *
Edmondia Danes – I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! You're like the bestestestestestest writer in the whole world... well that I know of heheh yes I sound obsessive, but I LOVE your work soooooooooooo much. Please continue writing and don't get freaked out of me... I can get weird sometimes XD YOUR LIKE MY _GOD_!!!!!! * huggles *
(Don't worry Jesus, I still love you the most ^^) = o.O yup.. I'm a bit... heh... religious.
Well then, that was my short list of loved authors ^_^ On with the disclaimer then:
Ahem, I ... I.. do not... * sniff * ... own... * sniff * ... * breaks down * I DON'T OWN NARUTO OK!? * sob sob sob * you don't have to rub it in * sniffles *
Well then * blows nose * ENJOY! ^^;; and don't forget to R&R!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
HE HATES ME
CPT.1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Naruto's POV:
Today was weird... It started out as a normal day, you know, me yelling at Sakura to get out of the shower and Sasuke yelling at me to shut up and let HIM eat in peace. He called me ANNOYING! I mean, it's not like it's new to me but still... of course I got pissed of as usual and broke a couple of chairs, but Kakashi didn't mind. I don't think he even noticed! He was having too much fun with the electric rice cooker. He said that he finally found something he truly loved and would not leave it alone (he even stuck it in the living room by the couch, so he could look at it before he fell asleep... he can be very strange sometimes).
We were on another lame mission (help some old lady redecorate her house without her husband noticing... which was actually pretty hard!) The lady lived in the next town, but at least we got to stay in an INN. The accommodations were tremendous, and our room ACTUALLY had a hot tub in it! It was like heaven! The only disappointing part was there were only two bedrooms and Kakashi insisted on sleeping on the couch in the living room. How come HE gets to sleep by the satellite TV when I get stuck in a room with Sasuke and _ONE_ king size bed. Sakura got a room to herself... but she has a double sized bed so HAHA to her! Sasuke insisted on sleeping on the floor of our room though... it was a bit strange... THERE WEREN'T EVEN ANY CARPETS! I thought, for sure, he would have beaten me up and taken the bed for himself. It was very nice of him... TOO nice if you ask me. Hmmmm this smells fishy. Oh and speaking of fish, my fish-ramen is waiting (mmmmmmm RAMEN!), I'll write more later! Bye!!!
~Naruto
Later:
Ughhh... I'm BLOADED! Ramen was good, and I was going to have some milk with it but before I got a chance to open it Sasuke jumped out of the living room screaming "NOOOOOOOO" in a very deep voice, (it sounded like he was doing one of those slow motion movies you know, It was sort of funny) and snatched the milk and threw it out yelling something about expiry dates and bad smelling washrooms. I don't get him sometimes.
Well anyways, where was I... Oh yes. After we left our room at the INN, we had to go to a furniture store to buy some new rugs for our IMPORTANT, ONE OF A KIND (as Kakashi says * rolls eyes *) mission. Sasuke and I were assigned to look for big chunky ones that would go into the living room, while Sakura and Kakashi looked around for little decorative rugs.
We were walking around the huge furniture warehouse when Sasuke saw a big fluorescent pink rug, and grabbed my arm pulling me towards it. "This would be perfect for the lady's living room... it's so SOFT!" Sasuke exclaimed rubbing the material against his cheek. "What the hell is wrong with you Sasuke!? This is a hideous!" I screeched jumping away from the roll of rigid, fluffy cloth. "I'm fine, but you hurt my feelings Naruto!" Sasuke pouted. His eyes became very big and sparkly, looking like they were full of tears. "I'm... sorry Sasuke, I didn't mean too. The rug is great, I love it!" I tried to comfort him trying to take back what I said before. For some reason I felt really bad for hurting his feelings, it felt like my stomach did a summersault when I looked into his eyes. They were so beautiful, and I felt like I could actually see past the endless cold darkness. Now, there were just two big gray orbs staring into mine. They were so warm... so innocent... I just wanted to get lost in them forever, get hold of him... and never let go... "I'm joking _dobe_!" Sasuke coolly stated and smirked, his eyes going back to their normal state - cold, dark slits. He looked at me before walking of to look in the other isles leaving me standing next to the repulsive pink roll, dumbfounded.
I mean, who was HE to play a stupid joke like that on ME!? That was MY job! Agh it made me so mad. I can't believe I was thinking some weird stuff about how beautiful his eyes looked. I can't believe that I even let those UNPUTE thoughts flow into my mind! * GAG * I HATE him...right?
~Naruto
Sasuke's POV:
What a lame day! Naruto was constantly being annoying; Sakura would not stop getting enough of herself, and Kakashi found his next obsession - a useless rice cooker. I got stuck in the same bedroom with the guy I could never have. The fool thought that I would have let him sleep on the cold, hardwood floor while I hogged the bed all to myself. Of course I would have rather joined him on that king sized bed, but I did not want to rise anny suspicions and freak him out. I don't stand a chance... he hates me. The whole day was stupid, just like always, and I did nothing productive. Although I did play an amusing joke on Naruto. His actions surprised me a great deal.
We were shopping in a furniture store for our current mission and I got a hilarious idea. I ran to the most unsightly rug in the whole store and pretended to think it was perfect for the lady's house (it was bright pink and extremely fluffy... although it WAS soft). At first, Naruto criticized my choice and told me that there was something wrong with me, but after I took it a little further (saying he hurt my feelings and pouting a bit) he immediately apologized and agreed with my decision. He stared at me for a few minutes looking dazed. It shocked me to see him looking like Sakura when she drools over me so I quickly said I was joking, smirking at him and leaving him looking like an idiot frozen in his spot. I pretended to be concentrated in looking for more rugs while I thought about what happened a few minutes earlier.
~Sasuke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ TUN TUN TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! :P YOU LIKY!? NO? TELL ME TELL ME!!!! Cheesy thing at the end of anime episodes: Will Sasuke finally reveal this unconditional love for Naruto. Will Naruto realize his true feelings for Sasuke... Find out in the upcoming chapters of HE HATES ME!
Eheheh that was funny.. anyways.. yes.. right... go now... REVEW I TELL YA! ^^
P.S. I want to apologies for the lame name of my fic... I'm not good with titles eheh... I think I named one of my essays on drugs " Who knew mushrooms could make you want to fly? " O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; LOL yes my teacher got a good laugh on that one.. although I did get marks of T_T well I'll shut up now and let you review byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee * huggles author plushies *