A.N: Heya! * Peaks from under her bead, trying to avoid the rioting crowds
outside her window with signs demonstrating threats such as 'DIE YOU
SELFISH, NON-UPDATING @&$%#!' * Sorry Sorry Sorry TT_TT I'm SOOOOO sorry
for not updating sooner. Don't worry I will update more regularly from now
on.. I'll try ^^;;. This chappie is choice b) just because I was in that
kind of a mood. I know most of you voted for A, so don't worry I will still
continue to write the story with the 'a' plot. It will just be a story with
two ends. I hope it's okay. It's a lot more enjoyable for me to write
knowing I have a choice, and pathetic comedy always cheers people up, so I
thought Why not!? Well, Enjoy!
I do not own Naruto or any of it's cast, and I am not getting paid for my stories (damnit) so please don't sue me. I'm too young to die * gets bombarded with rotten vegetables * "THAT'S FOR NOT UPDATING!!"
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HE HATES ME (B)
CHAPTER 6
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~7 years later~
It was a beautiful spring morning and the brilliant golden sun was playing on the window still. Outside, the trees swayed, the flowers gave off exotic smells and the birds chirped, happily bathing in the fresh morning dew.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" the stillness of the morning was shattered by a heart-clenching screech. A giant flock of agitated birds rose from the canopy of the forest and fluttered away noisily.
"WHAT!? WHAT HAPPENED!?" Sasuke ran in through the door clutching a dirty hammer in one hand and a piece of beef in the other. Naruto was standing on a short stool in a flowered apron, holding a frying pan risen up over his head.
"SASUKEEEE!!! It's a MOUSE get it AWAY!!" he screamed once again and took a swing at the open cupboard near the floor with his weapon.
"Agh! Naruto! Why do you have to be such a wimp? After 6 years of living in a noodle based house you'd think you were used to the rats!" Sasuke walked over to the open cupboard reached in and pulled out a scrambling gray mouse. He slapped it a couple of times with the chunk of beef and shoved it into the garbage can slamming the lid shut.
"Thank you snuggle muffin," Naruto said sweetly getting down from the stool and wrapping his arms around Sasuke's neck.
"Don't call me that, it's embarrassing!" Sasuke mumbled trying to glare at the now stupidly grinning Naruto.
"You know you like it!" he giggled, kissed Sasuke on the cheek and proceeded cleaning up the mess. "Now, what were you so busy doing outside?"
"Trying to fix the hole in the roof you ate out last week," he held up the chunk of beef.
"MMMmmmm beef Ramen..."
"You know, I really wish you would have chosen a different material to build our house with than Ramen. I'm getting tired of these continuous rabied cockroach attacks. Plus, it takes me all day to fix the chunks of missing wall on your side of the bed!" Sasuke said angrily.
"Well, is it my fault that sometimes I want a midnight snack?"
"That's no need to eat the house, you could just get up and get something from the kitchen!"
" But this is like a free delivery, fast food . you know what I mean," Naruto whined and picked up a dirty sock off the floor. "And you, young man, should learn to be more tidy!"
Sasuke snorted and stormed out of the house.
"Don't forget we have to visit Sakura today!" Naruto yelled after him.
~In the late afternoon~
"Agh! I don't see why we have to dress up just to see a retard!" Sasuke scowled while trying to fasten his tie on properly.
"Don't be so rude Sasuke, after all, it's YOUR fault she went mad in the first place!" Naruto said with a tinge of annoyance in his voice. Once again he made an unsuccessful attempt at keeping his hair flat and gave up after the 67th try.
"MY FAULT!? YOU were the one who locked her in with Ino!" he bellowed.
"But YOU were the one who said Ino's hair looked bad and blamed it on Sakura. Am I wrong Sasuke?" he grinned and helped the frustrated young man with his polka dot tie.
"Suites HER right!" Sasuke wiggled out of Naruto's grasp and tried to look independent, tying his tie in a knot, he beamed with satisfaction.
Naruto rolled his eyes and grabbed Sasuke, pulling him out the door. He locked it and stepped away from the house. In his eyes, it looked magnificent. The way the already setting sun shimmered of the thin strings of noodles and the way broccoli shaped shadows stretched across the front yard. He smiled and let out a sigh of appreciation towards his new life.
Soon Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi and Iruka arrived at the insane asylum. It was a brilliant white building with marble columns at the front entrance. Kakashi unlocked the front door with a small silver card. They waited patiently while the locks on the doors clicked and clattered. After a few moments the door swung open and a magnificent round entrance hall was revealed. Iruka and Kakashi lead the way towards the reception desk.
"Haruno Sakura," he said quietly as the receptionist shuffled through some papers.
"Room 453-A, 16th floor. Would you like a guide?" she asked politely.
"No, that's fine, thank you very much" Iruka said and ushered the rest of the gang towards the stairway.
"WE HAVE TO CLIMB ALL THE WAY UP TO THE 16th FLOOR!?" Sasuke bellowed and his echo spread all around the great entrance hall. A stir of muffled voices could be herd from the upper levels. Some were singing and some began to scream uncontrollably.
"Keep it down Sasuke!" Naruto said in a low whisper and shot a glance over to the reception desk where the nurse was already glaring at them. He grabbed Sasuke's hand and hurried up the staircase.
It was a narrow winding flight of stairs lined with pictures of ancient doctors on the walls, each about 2 meters apart. Most of the faces in the aged paintings looked extremely calm and expressionless. It took them over 10 minutes to finally reach the 16th floor, mainly because of Sasuke's extensive complaining and lack of interest to climb 16 pairs of staircases.
When they finally reached the desired floor, Kakashi scanned the straight hall leading to a large window.
"Ahh! Here we are!" He opened a tall door labeled 453. As the door slowly creaked open, a large room filled with dead vegetation and rotting trees was revealed.
"Cheery place," Sasuke shivered.
"Hold me Sasuke-ku~n!" Naruto whined and clung to the taller boy.
"A.A. oh, here we go, 'A' " Iruka said softly and slid open the curtain exposing a fair sized bed with a figure sitting in the corner.
"Hair? Who said hair, oh heheh it's you Bob!" it spoke nervously to the empty air beside her. " -*@#$(^&*--" it suddenly screamed out.
Both Naruto and Sasuke jumped.
"What the hell was that!?" Naruto trembled frightfully.
A tall radiant figure approached the group of visitors, beaming.
"Sakura-san has suffered great trauma, she has sudden violent outburst very frequently," the nurse grinned. "But you must try to see past this, she is a very nice person deep down inside..." she continued.
Sasuke gave a big choking/coughing sound followed by a grunt of pain. Naruto glared holding his fist close to Sasuke's leg.
"AHEM!" she spoke sternly. "AS I was saying, it has been over 5 years that she has been here, we are very used to this behavior, this is why we placed her in a room with patients that enjoy her unusual habits, instead of judging her. She has been making many friends lately!" The made a wide arm gesture, presenting the rest of the room.
Many bodies were visible now, all sitting near walls or in corners, blending in with the surroundings. One was eating a wilting brown plant while rocking back and forth. Another carving 'Red Rum' into the wall beneath the window with a butcher knife. Most of them had no hair, although one particular woman had long gray hair stretching half way across the room. She was holding a bunch of it and muttering '100007892, 100007893, 100007894 etc..."While burning a strand at a time with a lighter.
"The safety of our patients is very important to us, so we monitor them very closely," she smiled sweetly and "we also encourage arts and crafts, like this young man." She pointed to a crouching man who was surrounded by hundreds of test tubes and differently colored flasks. Everyone watched at he poured a pale green liquid into a test tube containing a dark blue powder.
//POOF//
The man was lying on the floor, twitching, beside a giant hole in the floor. A horrific pain filled cry was coming from down stairs. The nurse, wide eyed, eagerly shouted for more 'action' while jumping up and down laughing maniacally.
"*&^%&^!!! *(&@)( @*@)!( !+_(@*$!#%" Sakura screamed madly triggering commotion among the patients.
"NO!! I'LL NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN!!!" shrieked a woman who suddenly appeared beside Sasuke, clutching his leg.
Sakura sharply turned her head. "Get away from SASUKE-KUN!" she bellowed and sprung from her bead.
"GET THEM OFF OF ME!!" Sasuke screamed and tried to kick the fighting women off of him.
"AIAAAAAAAIAAAAAAA~" Naruto's voice echoed as he swung from a rotting vine suspended high up in the sealing. He let out another ferocious cry before the vine broke. He landed flat on his face 10 feet short of Sasuke and the crazed women.
"Baka~" Sasuke grumbled still struggling under the weight of two violent, screeching girls.
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NYA! It's done XD. HHEHEHE WHAT DID YOU THINK!?!?! Hm? HM? Well, tell me all about how much I suck. Don't worry, I'll write the angsty one too and post as soon as I can. Have a great morning/day/evening/night ^^;;. JA NE!
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HE HATES ME (B)
CHAPTER 6
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~7 years later~
It was a beautiful spring morning and the brilliant golden sun was playing on the window still. Outside, the trees swayed, the flowers gave off exotic smells and the birds chirped, happily bathing in the fresh morning dew.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" the stillness of the morning was shattered by a heart-clenching screech. A giant flock of agitated birds rose from the canopy of the forest and fluttered away noisily.
"WHAT!? WHAT HAPPENED!?" Sasuke ran in through the door clutching a dirty hammer in one hand and a piece of beef in the other. Naruto was standing on a short stool in a flowered apron, holding a frying pan risen up over his head.
"SASUKEEEE!!! It's a MOUSE get it AWAY!!" he screamed once again and took a swing at the open cupboard near the floor with his weapon.
"Agh! Naruto! Why do you have to be such a wimp? After 6 years of living in a noodle based house you'd think you were used to the rats!" Sasuke walked over to the open cupboard reached in and pulled out a scrambling gray mouse. He slapped it a couple of times with the chunk of beef and shoved it into the garbage can slamming the lid shut.
"Thank you snuggle muffin," Naruto said sweetly getting down from the stool and wrapping his arms around Sasuke's neck.
"Don't call me that, it's embarrassing!" Sasuke mumbled trying to glare at the now stupidly grinning Naruto.
"You know you like it!" he giggled, kissed Sasuke on the cheek and proceeded cleaning up the mess. "Now, what were you so busy doing outside?"
"Trying to fix the hole in the roof you ate out last week," he held up the chunk of beef.
"MMMmmmm beef Ramen..."
"You know, I really wish you would have chosen a different material to build our house with than Ramen. I'm getting tired of these continuous rabied cockroach attacks. Plus, it takes me all day to fix the chunks of missing wall on your side of the bed!" Sasuke said angrily.
"Well, is it my fault that sometimes I want a midnight snack?"
"That's no need to eat the house, you could just get up and get something from the kitchen!"
" But this is like a free delivery, fast food . you know what I mean," Naruto whined and picked up a dirty sock off the floor. "And you, young man, should learn to be more tidy!"
Sasuke snorted and stormed out of the house.
"Don't forget we have to visit Sakura today!" Naruto yelled after him.
~In the late afternoon~
"Agh! I don't see why we have to dress up just to see a retard!" Sasuke scowled while trying to fasten his tie on properly.
"Don't be so rude Sasuke, after all, it's YOUR fault she went mad in the first place!" Naruto said with a tinge of annoyance in his voice. Once again he made an unsuccessful attempt at keeping his hair flat and gave up after the 67th try.
"MY FAULT!? YOU were the one who locked her in with Ino!" he bellowed.
"But YOU were the one who said Ino's hair looked bad and blamed it on Sakura. Am I wrong Sasuke?" he grinned and helped the frustrated young man with his polka dot tie.
"Suites HER right!" Sasuke wiggled out of Naruto's grasp and tried to look independent, tying his tie in a knot, he beamed with satisfaction.
Naruto rolled his eyes and grabbed Sasuke, pulling him out the door. He locked it and stepped away from the house. In his eyes, it looked magnificent. The way the already setting sun shimmered of the thin strings of noodles and the way broccoli shaped shadows stretched across the front yard. He smiled and let out a sigh of appreciation towards his new life.
Soon Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi and Iruka arrived at the insane asylum. It was a brilliant white building with marble columns at the front entrance. Kakashi unlocked the front door with a small silver card. They waited patiently while the locks on the doors clicked and clattered. After a few moments the door swung open and a magnificent round entrance hall was revealed. Iruka and Kakashi lead the way towards the reception desk.
"Haruno Sakura," he said quietly as the receptionist shuffled through some papers.
"Room 453-A, 16th floor. Would you like a guide?" she asked politely.
"No, that's fine, thank you very much" Iruka said and ushered the rest of the gang towards the stairway.
"WE HAVE TO CLIMB ALL THE WAY UP TO THE 16th FLOOR!?" Sasuke bellowed and his echo spread all around the great entrance hall. A stir of muffled voices could be herd from the upper levels. Some were singing and some began to scream uncontrollably.
"Keep it down Sasuke!" Naruto said in a low whisper and shot a glance over to the reception desk where the nurse was already glaring at them. He grabbed Sasuke's hand and hurried up the staircase.
It was a narrow winding flight of stairs lined with pictures of ancient doctors on the walls, each about 2 meters apart. Most of the faces in the aged paintings looked extremely calm and expressionless. It took them over 10 minutes to finally reach the 16th floor, mainly because of Sasuke's extensive complaining and lack of interest to climb 16 pairs of staircases.
When they finally reached the desired floor, Kakashi scanned the straight hall leading to a large window.
"Ahh! Here we are!" He opened a tall door labeled 453. As the door slowly creaked open, a large room filled with dead vegetation and rotting trees was revealed.
"Cheery place," Sasuke shivered.
"Hold me Sasuke-ku~n!" Naruto whined and clung to the taller boy.
"A.A. oh, here we go, 'A' " Iruka said softly and slid open the curtain exposing a fair sized bed with a figure sitting in the corner.
"Hair? Who said hair, oh heheh it's you Bob!" it spoke nervously to the empty air beside her. " -*@#$(^&*--" it suddenly screamed out.
Both Naruto and Sasuke jumped.
"What the hell was that!?" Naruto trembled frightfully.
A tall radiant figure approached the group of visitors, beaming.
"Sakura-san has suffered great trauma, she has sudden violent outburst very frequently," the nurse grinned. "But you must try to see past this, she is a very nice person deep down inside..." she continued.
Sasuke gave a big choking/coughing sound followed by a grunt of pain. Naruto glared holding his fist close to Sasuke's leg.
"AHEM!" she spoke sternly. "AS I was saying, it has been over 5 years that she has been here, we are very used to this behavior, this is why we placed her in a room with patients that enjoy her unusual habits, instead of judging her. She has been making many friends lately!" The made a wide arm gesture, presenting the rest of the room.
Many bodies were visible now, all sitting near walls or in corners, blending in with the surroundings. One was eating a wilting brown plant while rocking back and forth. Another carving 'Red Rum' into the wall beneath the window with a butcher knife. Most of them had no hair, although one particular woman had long gray hair stretching half way across the room. She was holding a bunch of it and muttering '100007892, 100007893, 100007894 etc..."While burning a strand at a time with a lighter.
"The safety of our patients is very important to us, so we monitor them very closely," she smiled sweetly and "we also encourage arts and crafts, like this young man." She pointed to a crouching man who was surrounded by hundreds of test tubes and differently colored flasks. Everyone watched at he poured a pale green liquid into a test tube containing a dark blue powder.
//POOF//
The man was lying on the floor, twitching, beside a giant hole in the floor. A horrific pain filled cry was coming from down stairs. The nurse, wide eyed, eagerly shouted for more 'action' while jumping up and down laughing maniacally.
"*&^%&^!!! *(&@)( @*@)!( !+_(@*$!#%" Sakura screamed madly triggering commotion among the patients.
"NO!! I'LL NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN!!!" shrieked a woman who suddenly appeared beside Sasuke, clutching his leg.
Sakura sharply turned her head. "Get away from SASUKE-KUN!" she bellowed and sprung from her bead.
"GET THEM OFF OF ME!!" Sasuke screamed and tried to kick the fighting women off of him.
"AIAAAAAAAIAAAAAAA~" Naruto's voice echoed as he swung from a rotting vine suspended high up in the sealing. He let out another ferocious cry before the vine broke. He landed flat on his face 10 feet short of Sasuke and the crazed women.
"Baka~" Sasuke grumbled still struggling under the weight of two violent, screeching girls.
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NYA! It's done XD. HHEHEHE WHAT DID YOU THINK!?!?! Hm? HM? Well, tell me all about how much I suck. Don't worry, I'll write the angsty one too and post as soon as I can. Have a great morning/day/evening/night ^^;;. JA NE!
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