I like to thank Lady Shadowfox for my very first review! *Wearing party hat and blowing on a noisemaker* WOOHOO!! It was a GOOD review believe it or not. I have the story finished on paper but it's not all typed up yet. I have an epilogue at the end but I'm going to start Part 2 before that starts.
Disclaimer - I do not own Inu-Yasha or any of the Inu-Yasha characters. Blah blibbidy blah blah blibbidy blah blah...
Part 1 - "Inu-Yasha And The Search For The Magic Gravy"
Chapter 2 - Sesshoumaru's Castle
Inu-Yasha: Who the hell are you?
Figure: My name is Foojawoojakadgi. My friends call me "Foo" for short. I have been training for this very day all my life.
Shippou: Hey Inu-Yasha you have a fan!
Inu-Yasha: Hey Foo do you want an autograph?
Foo: No I don't want a stupid autograph. I wan to destroy you.
Inu-Yasha: Lets get it on then Foo!
Foo: I must warn you though. I am trained in the art of moji moja.
Sango: What's moji moja?
Foo: It's a form of martial arts that I made up.
Sango: What do you do?
Foo: You take a sword and swing it around until you hit something.
Inu-Yasha: That sounds kinda stupid.
Foo: Oh you'll see my power!
~Foo starts swinging his sword around with his eyes closed. Inu-Yasha staring dumbly at him about 10 ft. away~
Shippou: This is ridiculous. Shippou could beat him!
Inu-Yasha: Go for it then.
Shippou: Shippou will.
~Shippou ran over and pushed Foojawoojakadgi off the cliff they were on~
Foo: Its ok! I'll use my sword like a helicopter blade and I'll-*splat! *
Sango: Ewwwwwwwwww!
Miroku: C'mon King Shippou did those jagged rocks really have to be there?
King Shippou: No it just adds to the death of Foojawoojakadgi.
Sango: And what's with the wicked long name? What's the point?
King Shippou: Can I just write this? Thank-you. Anyway getting back to our friends.
Inu-Yasha: Who said we were friends?
King Shippou: Would you just let me finish the story!?
~Anyway they head into a ginourmous forest. After a while they hear a voice~
Voice: Knock knock
Inu-Yasha: Who's there?
Voice: Boo
Inu-Yasha: Boo who?
Voice: Don't cry its only Kouga *Kouga jumps out from behind a tree and does a Sailor Moon pose. Fireworks go off and a neon sign spelling Kouga is above his head blinking*
Inu-Yasha: Your not that cool ya know.
Kouga: I am in my own mind.
Inu-Yasha: That doesn't count.
Kouga: It does to me! *Starts crying*
Sango: Oh get over yourself.
Kouga: *stops crying* Where's Kagome?
Inu-Yasha: She's dead.
Kouga: You killed her!?
Inu-Yasha: So did they!
Kouga: Surrrrre they did.
Inu-Yasha: But they did!
Kouga: Yeah. Right.
Sango: I don't know what he's taking about.
Inu-Yasha: C'mon you guys rammed into her too!
Miroku: I think you've been into Shippou's mushrooms.
Inu-Yasha: I only had a couple!
~Suddenly a bright flash of light appeared and there was a beautiful figure standing before them~
Beautiful Figure: I am the Great Gravy Fairy! I am the all-powerful ruler of all gravy in the world!
Inu-Yasha: You're not the Gravy Fairy. Your Kikyou. Its you Kikyou isn't it?
Kikyou: Uuuh...no.
Sango: Yes you are your wings are made of paper mache.
Kikyou: I uh.... broke them. Yes...broke them.
Sango: But you have no wings to break!
Kikyou: Uuuh...uuuuuuuuhhh.
Kouga: Your such an idiot.
Kikyou: You're the idiot idiot!
Sango: This is silly we all know your Kikyou.
Kikyou: Fine then. You're not getting my gravy then. How do you like them apples!
Inu-Yasha: Whatever Kikyou just leave. You're wasting our time.
~They left the forest and came across a strange man~
Man: Can I interest you folks in some chocolate?
~By the way this part is kinda gross so if you don't like sexual jokes skip it but read it anyway cus its funny! ~
Inu-Yasha & Shippou: Chocolate!
Shippou: Shippou loves chocolate!
Man: Before you can have some you have to eat my wiener.
Inu-Yasha: Your what?
Man: My wiener.
Shippou: Shippou doesn't quite understand.
Man: My hotdog, sausage.
Inu-Yasha: Oh your wiener.
Man: What did you think I meant?
Inu-Yasha & Shippou: *sweatdrop*.
Man: Oh you two are sick. But I stand by my deal. Eat my wiener and I'll give you some chocolate.
Inu-Yasha: I'll do it. *Inu-Yasha eats the man's wiener*.
Shippou: Shippou'll do it too! *Shippou eats the man's wiener*.
Inu-Yasha: Wow your wiener was huge!
Man: I'm thinking of getting out of the chocolate business and selling my wieners instead.
Inu-Yasha: Can you start calling it something other than wiener please?
Man: I'm gonna make big wieners, normal wieners, and some little wieners for the kids.
Shippou: Seriously Shippou's getting nauseous.
Man: I'm gonna make some wiener flavored lollipops so people can suck my wieners.
Inu-Yasha: The chocolate isn't worth it.
~They leave the man as he keeps talking about his wieners. They get on Kilala and leave the path to see if they can find the Gravy Fairy~
Miroku: Hey what's that big white castle over there?
Sango: I don't know lets check it out.
~They get on Kilala ad headed towards the castle. They go inside to check it out and when they went in they met Jaken~
Jaken: Hello and welcome to Sesshoumaru's lair.
Kouga: Hi Jaken!
Jaken: Hi Kouga!
Inu-Yasha: Do you two know each other?
Kouga: No I'm just being friendly can't I be friendly?
Inu-Yasha: No you can't so shut the hell up!
Sango: Oh be quiet you two.
Inu-Yasha: You be quiet!
Sango: Make me!
Inu-Yasha: You can't make me make you be quiet?
Sango: Huh?
Inu-Yasha: That's what I thought.
~They climb the huge staircase and go down a long hallway covered in pictures of Naraku~
Sango: This is starting to creep me out.
Inu-Yasha: I swear if he's gay I'll be on the floor!
Sango: What do you mean on the floor?
Inu-Yasha: It means it'll be really funny.
Sango: Why didn't you just say that?
Inu-Yasha: It's a turn of phrase.
Sango: How do you turn a phrase?
Miroku: God you're slow. Thank god for that ass. *Squeezes Sango's but*
Sango: *slap! *
Miroku: Thank god for that pain...
Sango: Creep!
Inu-Yasha: What an idiot he knows he'll get slapped every time. God he's such a dumbass.
Kouga: Your mean dog-turd.
Inu-Yasha: My name's not dog-turd its Inu...um...ummm.
Miroku: *rubbing his face* Have you been into Shippou's mushrooms again?
Inu-Yasha: Maybe.
Shippou: Shippou swears he doesn't know where Inu-Yasha keeps getting them!
~They come to a large black door and suddenly a long white puff thing with huge teeth attacks them~
Shippou: Oh no its Sesshoumaru's fluffy whatchamacallit!
All: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer - I do not own Inu-Yasha or any of the Inu-Yasha characters. Blah blibbidy blah blah blibbidy blah blah...
Part 1 - "Inu-Yasha And The Search For The Magic Gravy"
Chapter 2 - Sesshoumaru's Castle
Inu-Yasha: Who the hell are you?
Figure: My name is Foojawoojakadgi. My friends call me "Foo" for short. I have been training for this very day all my life.
Shippou: Hey Inu-Yasha you have a fan!
Inu-Yasha: Hey Foo do you want an autograph?
Foo: No I don't want a stupid autograph. I wan to destroy you.
Inu-Yasha: Lets get it on then Foo!
Foo: I must warn you though. I am trained in the art of moji moja.
Sango: What's moji moja?
Foo: It's a form of martial arts that I made up.
Sango: What do you do?
Foo: You take a sword and swing it around until you hit something.
Inu-Yasha: That sounds kinda stupid.
Foo: Oh you'll see my power!
~Foo starts swinging his sword around with his eyes closed. Inu-Yasha staring dumbly at him about 10 ft. away~
Shippou: This is ridiculous. Shippou could beat him!
Inu-Yasha: Go for it then.
Shippou: Shippou will.
~Shippou ran over and pushed Foojawoojakadgi off the cliff they were on~
Foo: Its ok! I'll use my sword like a helicopter blade and I'll-*splat! *
Sango: Ewwwwwwwwww!
Miroku: C'mon King Shippou did those jagged rocks really have to be there?
King Shippou: No it just adds to the death of Foojawoojakadgi.
Sango: And what's with the wicked long name? What's the point?
King Shippou: Can I just write this? Thank-you. Anyway getting back to our friends.
Inu-Yasha: Who said we were friends?
King Shippou: Would you just let me finish the story!?
~Anyway they head into a ginourmous forest. After a while they hear a voice~
Voice: Knock knock
Inu-Yasha: Who's there?
Voice: Boo
Inu-Yasha: Boo who?
Voice: Don't cry its only Kouga *Kouga jumps out from behind a tree and does a Sailor Moon pose. Fireworks go off and a neon sign spelling Kouga is above his head blinking*
Inu-Yasha: Your not that cool ya know.
Kouga: I am in my own mind.
Inu-Yasha: That doesn't count.
Kouga: It does to me! *Starts crying*
Sango: Oh get over yourself.
Kouga: *stops crying* Where's Kagome?
Inu-Yasha: She's dead.
Kouga: You killed her!?
Inu-Yasha: So did they!
Kouga: Surrrrre they did.
Inu-Yasha: But they did!
Kouga: Yeah. Right.
Sango: I don't know what he's taking about.
Inu-Yasha: C'mon you guys rammed into her too!
Miroku: I think you've been into Shippou's mushrooms.
Inu-Yasha: I only had a couple!
~Suddenly a bright flash of light appeared and there was a beautiful figure standing before them~
Beautiful Figure: I am the Great Gravy Fairy! I am the all-powerful ruler of all gravy in the world!
Inu-Yasha: You're not the Gravy Fairy. Your Kikyou. Its you Kikyou isn't it?
Kikyou: Uuuh...no.
Sango: Yes you are your wings are made of paper mache.
Kikyou: I uh.... broke them. Yes...broke them.
Sango: But you have no wings to break!
Kikyou: Uuuh...uuuuuuuuhhh.
Kouga: Your such an idiot.
Kikyou: You're the idiot idiot!
Sango: This is silly we all know your Kikyou.
Kikyou: Fine then. You're not getting my gravy then. How do you like them apples!
Inu-Yasha: Whatever Kikyou just leave. You're wasting our time.
~They left the forest and came across a strange man~
Man: Can I interest you folks in some chocolate?
~By the way this part is kinda gross so if you don't like sexual jokes skip it but read it anyway cus its funny! ~
Inu-Yasha & Shippou: Chocolate!
Shippou: Shippou loves chocolate!
Man: Before you can have some you have to eat my wiener.
Inu-Yasha: Your what?
Man: My wiener.
Shippou: Shippou doesn't quite understand.
Man: My hotdog, sausage.
Inu-Yasha: Oh your wiener.
Man: What did you think I meant?
Inu-Yasha & Shippou: *sweatdrop*.
Man: Oh you two are sick. But I stand by my deal. Eat my wiener and I'll give you some chocolate.
Inu-Yasha: I'll do it. *Inu-Yasha eats the man's wiener*.
Shippou: Shippou'll do it too! *Shippou eats the man's wiener*.
Inu-Yasha: Wow your wiener was huge!
Man: I'm thinking of getting out of the chocolate business and selling my wieners instead.
Inu-Yasha: Can you start calling it something other than wiener please?
Man: I'm gonna make big wieners, normal wieners, and some little wieners for the kids.
Shippou: Seriously Shippou's getting nauseous.
Man: I'm gonna make some wiener flavored lollipops so people can suck my wieners.
Inu-Yasha: The chocolate isn't worth it.
~They leave the man as he keeps talking about his wieners. They get on Kilala and leave the path to see if they can find the Gravy Fairy~
Miroku: Hey what's that big white castle over there?
Sango: I don't know lets check it out.
~They get on Kilala ad headed towards the castle. They go inside to check it out and when they went in they met Jaken~
Jaken: Hello and welcome to Sesshoumaru's lair.
Kouga: Hi Jaken!
Jaken: Hi Kouga!
Inu-Yasha: Do you two know each other?
Kouga: No I'm just being friendly can't I be friendly?
Inu-Yasha: No you can't so shut the hell up!
Sango: Oh be quiet you two.
Inu-Yasha: You be quiet!
Sango: Make me!
Inu-Yasha: You can't make me make you be quiet?
Sango: Huh?
Inu-Yasha: That's what I thought.
~They climb the huge staircase and go down a long hallway covered in pictures of Naraku~
Sango: This is starting to creep me out.
Inu-Yasha: I swear if he's gay I'll be on the floor!
Sango: What do you mean on the floor?
Inu-Yasha: It means it'll be really funny.
Sango: Why didn't you just say that?
Inu-Yasha: It's a turn of phrase.
Sango: How do you turn a phrase?
Miroku: God you're slow. Thank god for that ass. *Squeezes Sango's but*
Sango: *slap! *
Miroku: Thank god for that pain...
Sango: Creep!
Inu-Yasha: What an idiot he knows he'll get slapped every time. God he's such a dumbass.
Kouga: Your mean dog-turd.
Inu-Yasha: My name's not dog-turd its Inu...um...ummm.
Miroku: *rubbing his face* Have you been into Shippou's mushrooms again?
Inu-Yasha: Maybe.
Shippou: Shippou swears he doesn't know where Inu-Yasha keeps getting them!
~They come to a large black door and suddenly a long white puff thing with huge teeth attacks them~
Shippou: Oh no its Sesshoumaru's fluffy whatchamacallit!
All: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!