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Raven: Well……Angel got tired of narrating so she now does not narrate the story any more.
Angel: Nope
Ascot: ::Reading script story thing:: I am not obsessed with Cameras!!!!! ::moving men walk by with a camera:: Camera, Camera, right there. It shall be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Scampers off::
Raven: Any way on with the story!
Part 2:
Jerry "Welcome to the Jerry Springer show! Our audience today consists of Clowns from the state penitentiary arrested for homicide. Let's give them a round of applause!!!"
Raven "Why aren't you giving me soda?! I was promised soda and jalapeno poppers!"
Angel "And why are you here? Why-don't-you-just-leave?
Raven "Fine. But I'm taking Zazu with me. Let's go get drunk!" Small 'yay' audible in the back round.
Angel "Zazu's not going! You'll rot away his talented mechanic brain!"
Geo "I just can't stand alcohol……"
All "Go away Geo!"
Geo "Well if I'm not wanted.." Geo stalks off like a dog back from a bath.
Meanwhile, there is a tug of war between Angel and raven over whether Zazu gets drunk or not. We don't know who's winning, but Zazu's shoulders are gonna' be dislocated if this keeps up. After all, he's the rope! Hey, but they're both cute girls. For him, it's all good.
Randi "Right……Back to plotting revenge. Now, who do I hate today?"
Primera "Raven! Definitely Raven!"
Angel "Who cares?! He's staying sober, dammit!"
Raven "I don't think so! Alcohol makes thing better!……… well, not according to the FDA and the ABC…."
Camera blinks on and spins around to show Ascot, "Yes, I turned it on! Anyhow, the commercial break ended somewhere between Victoria's Secret and right now. I don't know when, but do you really care? Back to the catfight already in progress! Oh, one minor thing, the purple monkeys have taken over the eastern United States using their banana ray guns! Horrors!"
Primera pulls on Raven's hair, "Lantis is mine!"
Raven suddenly lets go of Zazu sending Angel and him to the floor.
Angel "Get off me Zazu I'm not a couch!"
Zazu –sarcastically- "Really… I could have never guessed." He rolls his eyes at Angel stupidity.
Angel who is now kicking and thrashing "Getteth offeth"
Zazu "Why?"
Jerry "Look, This is already pertaining to partial nudity because of Caldina….Not to mention….. 'the chair'"
Dundundun…………..dun! Everyone stares at the chair with the cigarette burns in the appaulstry.
Jerry "Oh thank you camera boy with the puffy hat! Now it's rated PG-13! All you prepubesant spawn must leave! Shoo! Off with you!…. Hey you too!
Clef "On with it! While I'm young!"
Everybody- sweatdrops-
Jerry "And now for the fin-" He is interrupted by a girl's hysterical laughter "Oh dear
God!" turns to see it is Angel who is laughing because Zazu is tickling her. "Stop that! Now you've gone and done it! This show is of far too graphic for people under seventeen!…" Cast stares at him blankly. "That means you're all a bunch of perverts!"
Eagle "That's it! You're making my chief mechanic and my girlfriend look like two short sluts, damn you!" Snatches wig off of Jerry's head. "Have at you!"
Jerry "And now for my final thought-"
Raven "You're not getting out of it that easy! We all wanna' see Eagle yell at you some more!"
Audience starts cheering 'Eagle' instead of 'Jerry'.
Now as Eagle yells profanities at Jerry and makes the parental guidance number go up and up, we take a look at what every one else is doing…..
Hikaru, LaFarga, Clef, Umi, Fuu, and Sierra play tag. For some reason, LaFarga and Clef are both it…..
Ascot "-But that's not possible! Only one can be it! Curses!"
Ferio plays Zelda:Ocarina of Time and tries to firgure out how you talk to Navi, muttering some thing that sounds suspiciously like 'curses'
Raven 'accidentally' squishes primera….oh well. Ahe and lantis go out for dinner at KFC. The popcorn chicken!
……and Caldina is gaining more and more money; her one true love.
~~~~Up in ths sky~~~~
Emuraude "That looks like fun. I wanna be it, too!"
Zagato "Only one be it."
Emuraude "Curses!"
~~~~ Back to the Set! While I'm young! ~~~~
Eagle proclaims nap time for all. So the cast of Rayearth go back to the house……mansion provided generously by the writers. The kind witty, beautiful, writers…Yay! And there is much rejoicing…… Until Raven spills soda on Eagle and Zazu becomes…the tickling fiend! Run away! Run away! ………Why aren't you running away?
So that is Part two. If we get 10 reviews we will update…… and Raven is not an alcoholic and does not drink it was just for story purposes……… Bye!
Raven: Well……Angel got tired of narrating so she now does not narrate the story any more.
Angel: Nope
Ascot: ::Reading script story thing:: I am not obsessed with Cameras!!!!! ::moving men walk by with a camera:: Camera, Camera, right there. It shall be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Scampers off::
Raven: Any way on with the story!
Part 2:
Jerry "Welcome to the Jerry Springer show! Our audience today consists of Clowns from the state penitentiary arrested for homicide. Let's give them a round of applause!!!"
Raven "Why aren't you giving me soda?! I was promised soda and jalapeno poppers!"
Angel "And why are you here? Why-don't-you-just-leave?
Raven "Fine. But I'm taking Zazu with me. Let's go get drunk!" Small 'yay' audible in the back round.
Angel "Zazu's not going! You'll rot away his talented mechanic brain!"
Geo "I just can't stand alcohol……"
All "Go away Geo!"
Geo "Well if I'm not wanted.." Geo stalks off like a dog back from a bath.
Meanwhile, there is a tug of war between Angel and raven over whether Zazu gets drunk or not. We don't know who's winning, but Zazu's shoulders are gonna' be dislocated if this keeps up. After all, he's the rope! Hey, but they're both cute girls. For him, it's all good.
Randi "Right……Back to plotting revenge. Now, who do I hate today?"
Primera "Raven! Definitely Raven!"
Angel "Who cares?! He's staying sober, dammit!"
Raven "I don't think so! Alcohol makes thing better!……… well, not according to the FDA and the ABC…."
Camera blinks on and spins around to show Ascot, "Yes, I turned it on! Anyhow, the commercial break ended somewhere between Victoria's Secret and right now. I don't know when, but do you really care? Back to the catfight already in progress! Oh, one minor thing, the purple monkeys have taken over the eastern United States using their banana ray guns! Horrors!"
Primera pulls on Raven's hair, "Lantis is mine!"
Raven suddenly lets go of Zazu sending Angel and him to the floor.
Angel "Get off me Zazu I'm not a couch!"
Zazu –sarcastically- "Really… I could have never guessed." He rolls his eyes at Angel stupidity.
Angel who is now kicking and thrashing "Getteth offeth"
Zazu "Why?"
Jerry "Look, This is already pertaining to partial nudity because of Caldina….Not to mention….. 'the chair'"
Dundundun…………..dun! Everyone stares at the chair with the cigarette burns in the appaulstry.
Jerry "Oh thank you camera boy with the puffy hat! Now it's rated PG-13! All you prepubesant spawn must leave! Shoo! Off with you!…. Hey you too!
Clef "On with it! While I'm young!"
Everybody- sweatdrops-
Jerry "And now for the fin-" He is interrupted by a girl's hysterical laughter "Oh dear
God!" turns to see it is Angel who is laughing because Zazu is tickling her. "Stop that! Now you've gone and done it! This show is of far too graphic for people under seventeen!…" Cast stares at him blankly. "That means you're all a bunch of perverts!"
Eagle "That's it! You're making my chief mechanic and my girlfriend look like two short sluts, damn you!" Snatches wig off of Jerry's head. "Have at you!"
Jerry "And now for my final thought-"
Raven "You're not getting out of it that easy! We all wanna' see Eagle yell at you some more!"
Audience starts cheering 'Eagle' instead of 'Jerry'.
Now as Eagle yells profanities at Jerry and makes the parental guidance number go up and up, we take a look at what every one else is doing…..
Hikaru, LaFarga, Clef, Umi, Fuu, and Sierra play tag. For some reason, LaFarga and Clef are both it…..
Ascot "-But that's not possible! Only one can be it! Curses!"
Ferio plays Zelda:Ocarina of Time and tries to firgure out how you talk to Navi, muttering some thing that sounds suspiciously like 'curses'
Raven 'accidentally' squishes primera….oh well. Ahe and lantis go out for dinner at KFC. The popcorn chicken!
……and Caldina is gaining more and more money; her one true love.
~~~~Up in ths sky~~~~
Emuraude "That looks like fun. I wanna be it, too!"
Zagato "Only one be it."
Emuraude "Curses!"
~~~~ Back to the Set! While I'm young! ~~~~
Eagle proclaims nap time for all. So the cast of Rayearth go back to the house……mansion provided generously by the writers. The kind witty, beautiful, writers…Yay! And there is much rejoicing…… Until Raven spills soda on Eagle and Zazu becomes…the tickling fiend! Run away! Run away! ………Why aren't you running away?
So that is Part two. If we get 10 reviews we will update…… and Raven is not an alcoholic and does not drink it was just for story purposes……… Bye!