I'm so proud that I actually have three chapters done. Hooray for me!!!!!! I recently saw "The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass". It was subtitled but it still kicked some pretty awesome ass!!!!!!!! Please people if you read this and you have fanfiction.net friends or friends that read fics on this site PLEASE tell them about my story because I wan LOTS of reviews. ANYWAY!! ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!
Disclaimer - I don't own Inu-Yasha or any of the god damn characters ok? GOOD!
Part 1 "Inu-Yasha and the Search for the Magic Gravy"
Chapter 3 - Enter the Great Gravy Fairy
~The fluffy whatchamacallit ate them all up. But because there was so many of them the fluffy whatchamacallit blew up and they were all better. They went into the room and saw Sesshoumaru and Naraku drinking tea~
Sesshoumaru: This tea is simply divine.
Naraku: Indeed it is.
Sesshoumaru: Quite so.
Naraku: Oh look Inu-Yasha and his friends.
Sesshoumaru: Why yes so it is.
Naraku: Shall we attack?
Sesshoumaru: Yes, yes we shall.
~Sesshoumaru and Naraku attack Inu-Yasha and knock him to the ground. He attacked them back knocking Sesshoumaru into the tea~
Sesshoumaru: Oh fiddle sticks. That was my grannies china.
Naraku: Oh no my tea party!
Inu-Yasha: Miroku, Sango, help me here!
Sango: Finally.
Miroku: I don't wanna fight.
Inu-Yasha: And why the hell not?
Miroku: *lets out a big yawn* Too tired.
Inu-Yasha: Do something at least!
Miroku: *sigh* Fine.
~Miroku starts giving Naraku dirty looks~
Inu-Yasha: What the hell are you doing/
Miroku: Giving him dirty looks. VERY dirty looks. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
~Naraku started to cry and he ran away~
Sesshoumaru: Oh that's it. I am now going to give you.... DIRTY LOOKS!!
Miroku: You wouldn't!
Sesshoumaru: VERY dirty looks!
Miroku: You think your looks are dirtier than my looks?
Sesshoumaru: Well duh I'm sort of evil over here.
Inu-Yasha: Thanks for the tip Mr. Obvious.
Miroku: Oh yeah well I can be evil too!
Shippou: So can Shippou!
Sango: Me too!
Inu-Yasha: Me three!
Miroku: I believe we were in the middle of something?
Sesshoumaru: Oh yeah.
~Sesshoumaru and Miroku start giving each other dirty looks~
Miroku: *clears his throat* Ahem?
~Oh, sorry. VERY dirty looks~
Sango: This is starting to get stupid.
Miroku: Oh well I won anyway. This stupid jerk isn't that evil anyway.
Sesshoumaru: Hey! I may be stupid, and I might just be a jerk but I am certainly not evil!
Inu-Yasha: Isn't that what Miroku just pointed out?
Sesshoumaru: Fluffy whatchamacallit attack!!
Sango: But we killed that?
Inu-Yasha: Yeah right before we came in.
Sesshoumaru: Well I do have more than one. What with all the fighting I do it gets pretty dirty. It's white so it shows through right good. It gets carried away by the wind a lot. Rin blew her nose in it a couple of times.
Sango: Eww.
Sesshoumaru: All I'm saying is that I have a bunch to kill you with so don't worry.
Inu-Yasha: Are you done?
Sesshoumaru: Yup that's about all I have to say.
Inu-Yasha: Good. Cus you took up half the friggin' page.
Kouga: Actually it was like a quarter of the page.
Miroku: When did you get here?
Kouga: I was here the whole time. I followed you after we met in the forest and we saw Kikyou.
Kikyou: *pops in the window* Did someone say my name/
Inu-Yasha: No Kikyou.
Kikyou: I swear I heard someone say my name.
Sango: No one said your name just leave.
Kikyou: Fine! Your all going to hell when you die!
Sesshoumaru: She can do that you know I've seen it happen.
All: ..........
Sesshoumaru: Really I did!
Inu-Yasha: Oh we believe you.
Sesshoumaru: No you don't! You're lying! Fluffy whatchamacallit attack!
Fluffy Whatchamacallits: *come through the door* Hssssssssssssss!!
~The fluffy whatchamacallits attack and the gang jump out the window and land on Kilala. They leave Sesshoumaru's lair~
Inu-Yasha: Does anyone even know where the Gravy Fairy is?
All: ..........
Inu-Yasha: You mean we've been going nowhere this whole time!?
Kouga: You guys don't know where the Gravy Fairy is? I can show you.
Inu-Yasha: You know where the Gravy Fairy is?
Kouga: Well of course I do. Kilala see that sign that says "Gravy Fairy's Castle"? Yeah go there.
~Kilala lands in front of the big big big big castle and they go inside. They enter a large hallway with a whole shit load of doors~
Inu-Yasha: OK genius which door?
Kouga: I don't know I only read the sign.
Inu-Yasha: Oh thanks for the help!
~They enter the first room. Inside they found the Gravy Fairy~
Inu-Yasha: Wow that was easy we found her right- hey wait a minute. Its you again Kikyou isn't it?
Kikyou: I told you already that I'm the Great Freakin' Gravy Fairy why won't you freaks believe me?
Miroku: Are you eternally beautiful and capture the true essence of gravieness?
Kikyou: I could be if I wanted to.
Miroku: Can you turn things into turkeys at will?
Kikyou: No but I can do this! *Starts rubbing her stomach and patting her head*
Inu-Yasha: Anyone can do that.
Shippou: Shippou thinks she has problems. Shippou's getting scared.
~They leave Kikyou and head further down the hall. They enter a door and find thousands and thousands of pots of gravy. There was turkey gravy, roast beef gravy and even some rainbow gravy for the kids! ~
Inu-Yasha: Mmmmmmmm turkey.
Kouga: Mmmmmmmm roast beef.
Shippou: Mmmmmmmm rainbows.
~They start to eat the gravy. Inu-Yasha tried the first pot~
Inu-Yasha: Oh this ones too hot. *Tries another one* Oh too cold. *Tries another one* Ahh just right.
~They all had some gravy and left the room. At the end of the hall there was a room labeled "The Great Gravy Fairy"~
Sango: Why didn't we go here before?
Kouga: I don't know you're the ones that went in the other rooms!
Sango: You had gravy too!
Kouga: You had fourteen pots!
Sango: You ate my leftovers! And I stopped at five!
Kouga: So!
Sango: So!
Inu-Yasha: Let's just get the damn gravy please?
~They went inside and found a women standing before them. She had one nostril, no eyebrows and a hairy lip. ~
Gravy Fairy: I am the Great Gravy Fairy! I am the all-powerful ruler of all gravy in the world!
Miroku: *whispers to Sango* I guess she's not as beautiful as I thought.
Disclaimer - I don't own Inu-Yasha or any of the god damn characters ok? GOOD!
Part 1 "Inu-Yasha and the Search for the Magic Gravy"
Chapter 3 - Enter the Great Gravy Fairy
~The fluffy whatchamacallit ate them all up. But because there was so many of them the fluffy whatchamacallit blew up and they were all better. They went into the room and saw Sesshoumaru and Naraku drinking tea~
Sesshoumaru: This tea is simply divine.
Naraku: Indeed it is.
Sesshoumaru: Quite so.
Naraku: Oh look Inu-Yasha and his friends.
Sesshoumaru: Why yes so it is.
Naraku: Shall we attack?
Sesshoumaru: Yes, yes we shall.
~Sesshoumaru and Naraku attack Inu-Yasha and knock him to the ground. He attacked them back knocking Sesshoumaru into the tea~
Sesshoumaru: Oh fiddle sticks. That was my grannies china.
Naraku: Oh no my tea party!
Inu-Yasha: Miroku, Sango, help me here!
Sango: Finally.
Miroku: I don't wanna fight.
Inu-Yasha: And why the hell not?
Miroku: *lets out a big yawn* Too tired.
Inu-Yasha: Do something at least!
Miroku: *sigh* Fine.
~Miroku starts giving Naraku dirty looks~
Inu-Yasha: What the hell are you doing/
Miroku: Giving him dirty looks. VERY dirty looks. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
~Naraku started to cry and he ran away~
Sesshoumaru: Oh that's it. I am now going to give you.... DIRTY LOOKS!!
Miroku: You wouldn't!
Sesshoumaru: VERY dirty looks!
Miroku: You think your looks are dirtier than my looks?
Sesshoumaru: Well duh I'm sort of evil over here.
Inu-Yasha: Thanks for the tip Mr. Obvious.
Miroku: Oh yeah well I can be evil too!
Shippou: So can Shippou!
Sango: Me too!
Inu-Yasha: Me three!
Miroku: I believe we were in the middle of something?
Sesshoumaru: Oh yeah.
~Sesshoumaru and Miroku start giving each other dirty looks~
Miroku: *clears his throat* Ahem?
~Oh, sorry. VERY dirty looks~
Sango: This is starting to get stupid.
Miroku: Oh well I won anyway. This stupid jerk isn't that evil anyway.
Sesshoumaru: Hey! I may be stupid, and I might just be a jerk but I am certainly not evil!
Inu-Yasha: Isn't that what Miroku just pointed out?
Sesshoumaru: Fluffy whatchamacallit attack!!
Sango: But we killed that?
Inu-Yasha: Yeah right before we came in.
Sesshoumaru: Well I do have more than one. What with all the fighting I do it gets pretty dirty. It's white so it shows through right good. It gets carried away by the wind a lot. Rin blew her nose in it a couple of times.
Sango: Eww.
Sesshoumaru: All I'm saying is that I have a bunch to kill you with so don't worry.
Inu-Yasha: Are you done?
Sesshoumaru: Yup that's about all I have to say.
Inu-Yasha: Good. Cus you took up half the friggin' page.
Kouga: Actually it was like a quarter of the page.
Miroku: When did you get here?
Kouga: I was here the whole time. I followed you after we met in the forest and we saw Kikyou.
Kikyou: *pops in the window* Did someone say my name/
Inu-Yasha: No Kikyou.
Kikyou: I swear I heard someone say my name.
Sango: No one said your name just leave.
Kikyou: Fine! Your all going to hell when you die!
Sesshoumaru: She can do that you know I've seen it happen.
All: ..........
Sesshoumaru: Really I did!
Inu-Yasha: Oh we believe you.
Sesshoumaru: No you don't! You're lying! Fluffy whatchamacallit attack!
Fluffy Whatchamacallits: *come through the door* Hssssssssssssss!!
~The fluffy whatchamacallits attack and the gang jump out the window and land on Kilala. They leave Sesshoumaru's lair~
Inu-Yasha: Does anyone even know where the Gravy Fairy is?
All: ..........
Inu-Yasha: You mean we've been going nowhere this whole time!?
Kouga: You guys don't know where the Gravy Fairy is? I can show you.
Inu-Yasha: You know where the Gravy Fairy is?
Kouga: Well of course I do. Kilala see that sign that says "Gravy Fairy's Castle"? Yeah go there.
~Kilala lands in front of the big big big big castle and they go inside. They enter a large hallway with a whole shit load of doors~
Inu-Yasha: OK genius which door?
Kouga: I don't know I only read the sign.
Inu-Yasha: Oh thanks for the help!
~They enter the first room. Inside they found the Gravy Fairy~
Inu-Yasha: Wow that was easy we found her right- hey wait a minute. Its you again Kikyou isn't it?
Kikyou: I told you already that I'm the Great Freakin' Gravy Fairy why won't you freaks believe me?
Miroku: Are you eternally beautiful and capture the true essence of gravieness?
Kikyou: I could be if I wanted to.
Miroku: Can you turn things into turkeys at will?
Kikyou: No but I can do this! *Starts rubbing her stomach and patting her head*
Inu-Yasha: Anyone can do that.
Shippou: Shippou thinks she has problems. Shippou's getting scared.
~They leave Kikyou and head further down the hall. They enter a door and find thousands and thousands of pots of gravy. There was turkey gravy, roast beef gravy and even some rainbow gravy for the kids! ~
Inu-Yasha: Mmmmmmmm turkey.
Kouga: Mmmmmmmm roast beef.
Shippou: Mmmmmmmm rainbows.
~They start to eat the gravy. Inu-Yasha tried the first pot~
Inu-Yasha: Oh this ones too hot. *Tries another one* Oh too cold. *Tries another one* Ahh just right.
~They all had some gravy and left the room. At the end of the hall there was a room labeled "The Great Gravy Fairy"~
Sango: Why didn't we go here before?
Kouga: I don't know you're the ones that went in the other rooms!
Sango: You had gravy too!
Kouga: You had fourteen pots!
Sango: You ate my leftovers! And I stopped at five!
Kouga: So!
Sango: So!
Inu-Yasha: Let's just get the damn gravy please?
~They went inside and found a women standing before them. She had one nostril, no eyebrows and a hairy lip. ~
Gravy Fairy: I am the Great Gravy Fairy! I am the all-powerful ruler of all gravy in the world!
Miroku: *whispers to Sango* I guess she's not as beautiful as I thought.