Chap. 2
Well, Eddy was Happy. He was Laid last night by Nazz and he loved it. That feeling. I'm getting carried away again.
DD was walking with the spell in a pop can when Eddy comes up and snags it, "Ha! I got your soda!" Then he drank it all.
"So, how was the whole sex thing last night?"
"Oh, man it was horrid! She just couldn't get the whole feeling the burn thing down. Wait, what the @#?! Did I say?"
"It worked." DD said the himself," the spell really worked!"
Meanwhile...........
"Ed ready for lunch, Rolf!"
Rolf was watching Ed do his cannon ball stunt so he could get a new idea for a video game. "Its launch Ed-boy who is weak in the upper story!"
"You want me to do my stunt of not?"
"Sorry."
"5...4...3...2...1 blastoff!"
Just like that Ed was 100ft in the air. "Go, Ed-boy go!"
Rolf noticed that Ed's net was folded up against a tree. "Oh no."
Boom! Crack! Pow! Bang! Ed crashed into 4 trees with his head breaking them in 2. "Thank you Ed-boy for you have given me an idea greater than Nana's pantaloons! Good bye!"
Ed was fine so don't worry.
Back to Eddy and DD...
"So, DD, what is your next spell going to be?"
"Invisibility, I guess."
"This time you try it on Ed, ok?"
"Ok. Ed will never know because it wears off in 20 seconds."
"Why only 20 seconds?"
"I don't feel like pulling an all-nighter again."
"Ok whatever."
Eddy needed to get on duty. So he went around the cul-de-sac looking for the Kanakers. You see, Jimmy was kidnapped last night when the getin was good. But it turns out that Sarah just wanted Jimmy to decorate her new tent which she got from the telemarketer(you know, Kevin). Well, he got bored and started looking for Nazz...
Till NEXT time!!!!
Well, Eddy was Happy. He was Laid last night by Nazz and he loved it. That feeling. I'm getting carried away again.
DD was walking with the spell in a pop can when Eddy comes up and snags it, "Ha! I got your soda!" Then he drank it all.
"So, how was the whole sex thing last night?"
"Oh, man it was horrid! She just couldn't get the whole feeling the burn thing down. Wait, what the @#?! Did I say?"
"It worked." DD said the himself," the spell really worked!"
Meanwhile...........
"Ed ready for lunch, Rolf!"
Rolf was watching Ed do his cannon ball stunt so he could get a new idea for a video game. "Its launch Ed-boy who is weak in the upper story!"
"You want me to do my stunt of not?"
"Sorry."
"5...4...3...2...1 blastoff!"
Just like that Ed was 100ft in the air. "Go, Ed-boy go!"
Rolf noticed that Ed's net was folded up against a tree. "Oh no."
Boom! Crack! Pow! Bang! Ed crashed into 4 trees with his head breaking them in 2. "Thank you Ed-boy for you have given me an idea greater than Nana's pantaloons! Good bye!"
Ed was fine so don't worry.
Back to Eddy and DD...
"So, DD, what is your next spell going to be?"
"Invisibility, I guess."
"This time you try it on Ed, ok?"
"Ok. Ed will never know because it wears off in 20 seconds."
"Why only 20 seconds?"
"I don't feel like pulling an all-nighter again."
"Ok whatever."
Eddy needed to get on duty. So he went around the cul-de-sac looking for the Kanakers. You see, Jimmy was kidnapped last night when the getin was good. But it turns out that Sarah just wanted Jimmy to decorate her new tent which she got from the telemarketer(you know, Kevin). Well, he got bored and started looking for Nazz...
Till NEXT time!!!!