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A/N: Hi again! Fox would you shut up already! At least my fics haven't been called vertically challenged! Any way I'm gonna let loose a little and let a couple things blow up.( sudden explosion erupts from behind Fury. Fury's face keeps all traces of coolness.)
Fury: Fox go call the plumber the toilet blew up in Sky's face again.
Fox: Again?! Hey wait a sec are you putting in the wrong kind of cleaner in again Fury! ( Fury puts on her most innocent face.)
Fury: Now why would I do such a thing to my little brother? ( Fox snorts)( Fury speaking to audience) Umm. any way we'll clean this up while you go on fic. Gross!
Sky: I gotta pee!!!!!!! PS: Warning Krystal may be an insult to anyone who cleans! And Ryoko acts like Mihoshi.
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Chap 2: explosions and Not- so crystal clear Krystal,
Blade and Krystal were sitting in an alley just outside of main street. Krystal was sitting in on a crate of oranges, the spatula lay on the ground forgotten. Blade was sitting in the air Indian style. Both pirates were laughing.
" Did you see the look on his face when you came running down with only a towel on?" laughed Blade cheerfully. Krystal shook her head smiling.
"No, but I bet it was funny." Krystal replied. Blade nodded in return
" It was it was a cross of Oh-my-god! And As-long-as-she-stays- away-I-will-remain-calm." Blade said watching Krystal's reaction. It went from a cheerful smile straight to a deep scrowl.
" That wasn't funny." She retorted crossly.
" I wonder if Hotsuma and Ryoko will ever realize that we're ditching them so we don't have to cook?" She said again thoughtfully.
" He probably knows, he's just letting us get away with it so he can be alone with Ryoko !" Blade smirked as the neon green skinned girl whirled around forgetting about the wall causing her to tumble off the crate. Scrowling, Krystal got back on the crate her amber colored eyes glaring at Blade accusingly.
" That hurt!" She cried.
" What the words or the fall?" Blade asked lightly mischievous mirth filling his green eyes.
" Oh shut up!" snapped Krystal. Then cocking her teardrop shaped head and glancing at her green colored skin she sighed." And we might as well go, someone might see me in my actual form."
"Why don't you just shift into your human self, Krys?" questioned Blade. Krystal rolled her eyes.
" Blade you truly are a blonde. That would be risking someone seeing us! Besides those two are probably done by now."
"Unless Ryoko accidentally blew up the kitchen again." Snickered Blade.
"True,true." Smiled Krystal getting up and picking up the spatula. Slowly the two began retracing their steps back to the house.
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" RYOKO!!! I said to only put two pieces of bread in the toaster and to put it on the lowest level, NOT four pieces of toast and on the fifth level!" Hotsuma yelled over the sudden KABOOM of the toaster and the flames that came with the explosion. " Uhh.oops?" Ryoko said watching the flames envelope the toaster in an instant." " Oh shit." Hotsuma swore as his exit out of the path of the flames was suddenly filled with fire. He glanced at Ryoko. She seemed to be in a trance, her head was cocked and her mouth was partially open and her eyes were glazed as if in deep thought. He shook his head. It was a bit pathetic really, but he didn't have time he needed a way to stop the fire before it got to him. Then Hotsuma saw what was hung up a few feet away from Ryoko. A fire extinguisher. "RYOKO!" Hotsuma's shout jerked Ryoko from her stupor. She looked up. " Yeah? Whacha want?" she asked. Hotsuma rolled his eyes. " Well if it's not to much I'd like for you to use the fire extinguisher next to you since I'm kinda in the middle of these flames and can't reach it. Because you see becoming barbecue and dying today isn't very high on my things to do list. But of course if it's to much, you're the one whose explaining to Blade and Krystal why I'm dead and the house that we currently live in is burnt down and is gonna be replaced by a cardboard box! So take your time I'm only about to become a roast, sorry to trouble you if you decide to ignore me." Hotsuma said sarcastically yet clearly in distress as he was surrounded by flames which inched closer every second. Ryoko looked up into the fire in the direction Hotsuma's clearly annoyed voice came in. Then she looked at the fire extinguisher. And back at Hotsuma. Extinguisher. Hotsuma. Extinguisher. " Ryoko! Hurry up!!" Hotsuma urged jumping from one foot to the next. He seriously hoped Ryoko knew how to work it. The searing hot flames were barely a meter away. Ryoko took down the fire extinguisher and began fiddling with it. She had wasted a lot of time trying to realize what Hotsuma had been saying.Now why the hell did you get these things to work?! Hotsuma was counting the seconds until the fire got to him. It was only a couple feet away. One foot.nine inches.six. Suddenly Ryoko raised the hose and aimed.right at Hotsuma. Hotsuma's crystal blue eyes widened. " No, Ryoko.Not at m-" Hotsuma was cut off as a blast of the white foamy fire extinguisher covered him head to toe. After a minute or two the fire ceased and Ryoko tossed the empty tank in the trash and looked up at Hotsuma expecting a wave of thanks from her partner. As soon as she looked up she had to stifle a laugh. Hotsuma was completely covered with the white foamy stuff. He looked like a foamy half melted snow man with two blue eyes which were currently glaring daggers at Ryoko. " E-oko ah am oinh ou ill ou!" Hotsuma spat out through a mouthful of the stuff.( translation: Ryoko I am going to kill you!) And at that very moment the other two walked in. " Nice snow-man Ryoko" Blade remarked walking past the 'snow-man'. Ryoko giggled. " Oh my god what did you do?!" exclaimed Krystal looking at the burnt kitchen. " I-uhh. made a mistake?" Ryoko said quietly. " And where's Hotsuma?" demanded Krystal. Ryoko silently and solemnly pointed to what Blade had earlier mistaken as a snow-man, which was spitting out some of the foam and wiping himself off. Blade instantly paled. " Uhh. like you know I was joking I-I knew it was you." Blade stuttered. Hotsuma just glared at him.
*************** " Okay, Ryoko you clean up downstairs in the kitchen, Krystal you go clean the bathrooms. Blade you come with me we'll work on the girl's osen." Hotsuma directed. Nodding each member of the gang turned and headed into their assigned cleaning areas. Hotsuma and Blade teleported to the room where the two were working on building an osen for the two girls. Meanwhile Krystal was having her own problems . " And they expect me to clean this toilet?!" asked Krystal to the air while staring helplessly at the impossibly dirty toilet. Then sighing she leaned over to open the cabinet. Inside were more than two dozen bottles of cleaning stuff. Krystal frowned. " Which do I want to use." She picked up a bottle that read Pinesol, For a fresh lemony smell." Well we certainly need that." She retorted pouring half the bottle in the toilet, After that she poured in Mr.Clean, Lysol, Clorox ,Scrubbing Bubbles, Tide, orange clean, round up, Oxy clean, Bleach, Kaboom and Windex. " And just a little bit of magic ," Krystal said proudly shooting sparks in the toilet to strengthen the formula's. " Well that does it." She said flushing the toilet and starting to walk away. Just as she got to the doorway a rumbling sound came from the toilet. Krystal turned facing the bubbling toilet. " What the fu-?!"Krystal began but was interrupted by the toilet. Water shot up from the toilet like Ol' Faithful Jr. Water sprayed everywhere and suddenly the toilet blew up ! Krystal was knocked backward she landed with a thud on her rump. Pieces of the toilet flew everywhere. And suddenly all was still . Immediately the three others were at the doorway staring at Krystal who was staring wide-eyed at the remains of the toilet. " Krystal! What happened?!" Hotsuma asked. " I-I.I blew it up!" Krystal gasped. "What?" Ryoko asked "The toilet! I blew up the toilet!" Krystal gasped. The others stared at the Arconan in disbelief. Then Blade spoke up. " Krystal, I do believe we are supposed to fix this house up not utterly destroy it." He said smoothly. " Exactly what I was thinking. Krystal do you have any common sense!?" Hotsuma groaned. " Obviously not, We should have gotten a crystal clear Krystal, Not her. Even if she was a thirty percent discount.Well we'll just take her back to the pain-in-my-ass factory." Sighed Blade melodramatically. Then the three standing pirates glanced at each other then at Krystal then burst out laughing. After a while Krystal began to laugh. Once she was able to talk Krystal said: " Well now it has a Lemony fresh smell to it." That just made the pirates laugh anymore. Rio-Oki looked over at the laughing pirates. Rio-Oki thought shaking her head. End O' Chappie 2 A/N: Well hope you liked it. And I'm sorry 'bout the delay. Next time shouldn't take so long.
A/N: Hi again! Fox would you shut up already! At least my fics haven't been called vertically challenged! Any way I'm gonna let loose a little and let a couple things blow up.( sudden explosion erupts from behind Fury. Fury's face keeps all traces of coolness.)
Fury: Fox go call the plumber the toilet blew up in Sky's face again.
Fox: Again?! Hey wait a sec are you putting in the wrong kind of cleaner in again Fury! ( Fury puts on her most innocent face.)
Fury: Now why would I do such a thing to my little brother? ( Fox snorts)( Fury speaking to audience) Umm. any way we'll clean this up while you go on fic. Gross!
Sky: I gotta pee!!!!!!! PS: Warning Krystal may be an insult to anyone who cleans! And Ryoko acts like Mihoshi.
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Chap 2: explosions and Not- so crystal clear Krystal,
Blade and Krystal were sitting in an alley just outside of main street. Krystal was sitting in on a crate of oranges, the spatula lay on the ground forgotten. Blade was sitting in the air Indian style. Both pirates were laughing.
" Did you see the look on his face when you came running down with only a towel on?" laughed Blade cheerfully. Krystal shook her head smiling.
"No, but I bet it was funny." Krystal replied. Blade nodded in return
" It was it was a cross of Oh-my-god! And As-long-as-she-stays- away-I-will-remain-calm." Blade said watching Krystal's reaction. It went from a cheerful smile straight to a deep scrowl.
" That wasn't funny." She retorted crossly.
" I wonder if Hotsuma and Ryoko will ever realize that we're ditching them so we don't have to cook?" She said again thoughtfully.
" He probably knows, he's just letting us get away with it so he can be alone with Ryoko !" Blade smirked as the neon green skinned girl whirled around forgetting about the wall causing her to tumble off the crate. Scrowling, Krystal got back on the crate her amber colored eyes glaring at Blade accusingly.
" That hurt!" She cried.
" What the words or the fall?" Blade asked lightly mischievous mirth filling his green eyes.
" Oh shut up!" snapped Krystal. Then cocking her teardrop shaped head and glancing at her green colored skin she sighed." And we might as well go, someone might see me in my actual form."
"Why don't you just shift into your human self, Krys?" questioned Blade. Krystal rolled her eyes.
" Blade you truly are a blonde. That would be risking someone seeing us! Besides those two are probably done by now."
"Unless Ryoko accidentally blew up the kitchen again." Snickered Blade.
"True,true." Smiled Krystal getting up and picking up the spatula. Slowly the two began retracing their steps back to the house.
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" RYOKO!!! I said to only put two pieces of bread in the toaster and to put it on the lowest level, NOT four pieces of toast and on the fifth level!" Hotsuma yelled over the sudden KABOOM of the toaster and the flames that came with the explosion. " Uhh.oops?" Ryoko said watching the flames envelope the toaster in an instant." " Oh shit." Hotsuma swore as his exit out of the path of the flames was suddenly filled with fire. He glanced at Ryoko. She seemed to be in a trance, her head was cocked and her mouth was partially open and her eyes were glazed as if in deep thought. He shook his head. It was a bit pathetic really, but he didn't have time he needed a way to stop the fire before it got to him. Then Hotsuma saw what was hung up a few feet away from Ryoko. A fire extinguisher. "RYOKO!" Hotsuma's shout jerked Ryoko from her stupor. She looked up. " Yeah? Whacha want?" she asked. Hotsuma rolled his eyes. " Well if it's not to much I'd like for you to use the fire extinguisher next to you since I'm kinda in the middle of these flames and can't reach it. Because you see becoming barbecue and dying today isn't very high on my things to do list. But of course if it's to much, you're the one whose explaining to Blade and Krystal why I'm dead and the house that we currently live in is burnt down and is gonna be replaced by a cardboard box! So take your time I'm only about to become a roast, sorry to trouble you if you decide to ignore me." Hotsuma said sarcastically yet clearly in distress as he was surrounded by flames which inched closer every second. Ryoko looked up into the fire in the direction Hotsuma's clearly annoyed voice came in. Then she looked at the fire extinguisher. And back at Hotsuma. Extinguisher. Hotsuma. Extinguisher. " Ryoko! Hurry up!!" Hotsuma urged jumping from one foot to the next. He seriously hoped Ryoko knew how to work it. The searing hot flames were barely a meter away. Ryoko took down the fire extinguisher and began fiddling with it. She had wasted a lot of time trying to realize what Hotsuma had been saying.Now why the hell did you get these things to work?! Hotsuma was counting the seconds until the fire got to him. It was only a couple feet away. One foot.nine inches.six. Suddenly Ryoko raised the hose and aimed.right at Hotsuma. Hotsuma's crystal blue eyes widened. " No, Ryoko.Not at m-" Hotsuma was cut off as a blast of the white foamy fire extinguisher covered him head to toe. After a minute or two the fire ceased and Ryoko tossed the empty tank in the trash and looked up at Hotsuma expecting a wave of thanks from her partner. As soon as she looked up she had to stifle a laugh. Hotsuma was completely covered with the white foamy stuff. He looked like a foamy half melted snow man with two blue eyes which were currently glaring daggers at Ryoko. " E-oko ah am oinh ou ill ou!" Hotsuma spat out through a mouthful of the stuff.( translation: Ryoko I am going to kill you!) And at that very moment the other two walked in. " Nice snow-man Ryoko" Blade remarked walking past the 'snow-man'. Ryoko giggled. " Oh my god what did you do?!" exclaimed Krystal looking at the burnt kitchen. " I-uhh. made a mistake?" Ryoko said quietly. " And where's Hotsuma?" demanded Krystal. Ryoko silently and solemnly pointed to what Blade had earlier mistaken as a snow-man, which was spitting out some of the foam and wiping himself off. Blade instantly paled. " Uhh. like you know I was joking I-I knew it was you." Blade stuttered. Hotsuma just glared at him.
*************** " Okay, Ryoko you clean up downstairs in the kitchen, Krystal you go clean the bathrooms. Blade you come with me we'll work on the girl's osen." Hotsuma directed. Nodding each member of the gang turned and headed into their assigned cleaning areas. Hotsuma and Blade teleported to the room where the two were working on building an osen for the two girls. Meanwhile Krystal was having her own problems . " And they expect me to clean this toilet?!" asked Krystal to the air while staring helplessly at the impossibly dirty toilet. Then sighing she leaned over to open the cabinet. Inside were more than two dozen bottles of cleaning stuff. Krystal frowned. " Which do I want to use." She picked up a bottle that read Pinesol, For a fresh lemony smell." Well we certainly need that." She retorted pouring half the bottle in the toilet, After that she poured in Mr.Clean, Lysol, Clorox ,Scrubbing Bubbles, Tide, orange clean, round up, Oxy clean, Bleach, Kaboom and Windex. " And just a little bit of magic ," Krystal said proudly shooting sparks in the toilet to strengthen the formula's. " Well that does it." She said flushing the toilet and starting to walk away. Just as she got to the doorway a rumbling sound came from the toilet. Krystal turned facing the bubbling toilet. " What the fu-?!"Krystal began but was interrupted by the toilet. Water shot up from the toilet like Ol' Faithful Jr. Water sprayed everywhere and suddenly the toilet blew up ! Krystal was knocked backward she landed with a thud on her rump. Pieces of the toilet flew everywhere. And suddenly all was still . Immediately the three others were at the doorway staring at Krystal who was staring wide-eyed at the remains of the toilet. " Krystal! What happened?!" Hotsuma asked. " I-I.I blew it up!" Krystal gasped. "What?" Ryoko asked "The toilet! I blew up the toilet!" Krystal gasped. The others stared at the Arconan in disbelief. Then Blade spoke up. " Krystal, I do believe we are supposed to fix this house up not utterly destroy it." He said smoothly. " Exactly what I was thinking. Krystal do you have any common sense!?" Hotsuma groaned. " Obviously not, We should have gotten a crystal clear Krystal, Not her. Even if she was a thirty percent discount.Well we'll just take her back to the pain-in-my-ass factory." Sighed Blade melodramatically. Then the three standing pirates glanced at each other then at Krystal then burst out laughing. After a while Krystal began to laugh. Once she was able to talk Krystal said: " Well now it has a Lemony fresh smell to it." That just made the pirates laugh anymore. Rio-Oki looked over at the laughing pirates. Rio-Oki thought shaking her head. End O' Chappie 2 A/N: Well hope you liked it. And I'm sorry 'bout the delay. Next time shouldn't take so long.