WOW! Chapter 4! I know I know, I agree, I am lazy. It's just that I've been working on other stuff too. ((Excuses, excuses)) Well anyway . . . I'll still try my best to update soon. But I have yet another question . . . would you rather me update soon but have shorter chapters, or maybe a little late and have extra long ones? Meh? Hn? Er? Well anyway, on to the fic!

Poor Kurama, he still doesn't have his memory, and as luck would have it . . . I still don't have Yu Yu Hakusho.

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(Kurama's POV)

The strange woman just looked at my Hiei. "What's you problem!?" I yelled at her. She had just ruined my moment!!

"S-S-Shuichi??"

"SHUICHI ISN'T HERE! AND NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT CLEAR GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, HAG!" I yelled as I stood and approached the woman.

"NO KURAMA!" Hiei called out as he pulled his shirt back on and buckled back up his belts. He ran over to the woman and stood in front of her. "I'd like to introduce you to someone, Kurama, this is your MOTHER." Hiei told me as he pointed to the woman.

Hmm . . . that was interesting. "That's okay, but I don't want a mother right now." I said as I flung my hand towards her.

She looked up at me in total shock. "SHUICHI HOW DARE YOU!? And . . . HOW DARE YOU!?" She yelled as she turned her head to Hiei. "What exactly have you done to my son?!"

"WHAT!? You've got this all-wrong woman--" Hiei started to yell.

"OH MY GOD, SHUICHI . . ."

"AND WHO THE F-"

"YOU'RE SHUICHI, KURAMA!"

"WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING HIM KURAMA!?"

"WHY DID YOU TELL ME MY NAME WAS KURAMA IF IT'S NOT!?"

"WHY DID MY SON BELIVE YOU!?"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION MY MOTHER?"

"WHY DO YOU THINK THAT I KNOW ANYTHING!!?"

"WHY WERE YOU AND MY SON ABOUT TO- . . . well . . ."

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We all stood there for a few minutes, staring at each other. Until Hiei finally spoke up. "You see, we weren't doing anything. We were out walking when I felt something on my chest. Fearing there was something wrong . . ." Hiei started as he looked around and then saw the phone on the sofa. "We came back here to call 911! After I dropped the phone in pain, Kurama- err Shiuchi- . . . he leaped into action to save me. He pulled off my shirt and then frantically tried to remove the little black thing from my chest. It got rough, the little thing fought hard, but after we wrestled it for a while, your son finally removed what we found to be a tick."

"A tick?"

"Yes, a tick."

"You called 911 over a tick?"

"Yes."

Why?"

"Because your son and I didn't know it was a tick."

"Alright . . . why was my son kissing you?"

"The tick moved to my lip and he was trying to bite it off- oh my! Did- did you think that was a kiss? Oh how pitifully outrageous!" Hiei snapped at her. I think I was starting to catch on now . . . Hiei didn't want this mother of mine to know that him and me were the most couply couple there was. I already knew he was shy about it . . . so really what I had to do to get him to not be shy anymore was to just act nice to him, calm, caring, and maybe try to keep my hands off of him . . . then maybe he would get more comfortable and then I could put my hands right back. "I can't believe you thought that I- or your own son of all people would- . . . well I'm saying that he's not it's just that- . . . well as a mother you shouldn't jump to things like that, like that your son would- . . . ON YOUR SOFA, ANYWHERE!"

"Well then please explain to me exactly what's going on!!!" My mother demanded.

"Okay, Miss Minamino, your son . . . was in a car accident." Hiei told her as he gave her a very serious expression.

"OH MY GOD IS HE OKAY!?" She yelled as she tiered up and ran to Hiei, grabbing him by the shoulders.

"He got some cuts and wounds on his chest and legs and also a pretty bad bump on his head." Hiei continued, still sounding totally serious.

"Is- . . . WHERE IS HE!? TELL ME!" She cried as she began to shake Hiei hard.

I started to get mad . . . she was touching Hiei, not only that, she was probably hurting his fragile body!! Poor weak little Hiei, he didn't like to have anyone touch him other than me! So in a huff, I stood up and ran to the woman, yanked Hiei out of her arms and huddled over him possessively. "HANDS OFF HAG THAT'S MINE!!" I roared at her.

"Wha . . . what did you say Shuichi?" The woman asked as she glared at me strangely.

"OH! Whoops! I meant that these belts were mine!" I declared remembering Hiei's shyness and wanting to keep our relationship a secret as I quickly unbuckled his belts and pulled them off from around his waist. To my surprise, my plan worked, and Hiei pants fell. "Oh now I remember why you borrowed them!" I lied as my eyes shifted to look at cute underwear and bare legs.

"GIVE THOSE BACK!!!!" Hiei demanded as he bent to the ground and pulled his pants back up. He looked funny standing there, having to hold up his pant with his own hands. I wasn't surprised his pants didn't fit, he was rather small . . .

"Shuichi give those back!" The woman told Shuichi as I looked around in confusion. Maybe the woman was had an invisible, imaginary son named Shuichi. Yes that was it.

"I'm sorry lady, but your son is dead." I told her as I realized that the woman liked to talk to this son of hers who clearly had died in that car crash Hiei told her about.

"WHAT!!!??? But- . . . you're my son!"

I now saw what her problem was . . . I must have looked like her poor dead son. So she had followed me home hoping that maybe her son hadn't really died all those years ago in that crash, and that he had just lost his memory or something unlikely like that.

"I'm sorry lady, but I'm not your son . . . you only thought I looked like that son of yours who kicked the can, or should I say got flattened. Oh . . . I'm sorry lady that was tactless." I said not really meaning it as I grabbed Hiei's wrist, wrapped my other hand around his waist to hold up his pants for him. Slowly, I put both my hands around him and started to put his belt back on him. In the most suggestive and sexy way I buckled them up, making sure to keep him hugged close to me the whole time.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" She yelled as she pointed at me and Hiei, who was actually blushing a lot.

"I'm only giving him back his belt!" I snapped at her as Hiei ducked down and slid out of my arms.

"Look Kurama we have to talk!" Hiei yelled as he walked up to me grabbed my arm and started to drag me into the kitchen. "EXCUSE US!" He grunted at that woman as we passed by.

"Oh Hiei we don't have time now to 'talk' now, besides, my mother will hear us. She'd walk in and catch us 'talking' and then she go even crazier than she already is. And I know you're much too shy for it. You got upset when she just caught us kissing . . . if she were to catch us 'talking'. . ." I told him as we reached the kitchen.

"Shut up you perv!" He scolded me as he let go of my wrist. "I have to explain something to you. You are Shuichi."

"Then why do you call me Kurama?" I asked him as he sat down in a chair next to the kitchen table. In confusion I ran over to him and started to massage his shoulders.

"Because . . . well, it's a long story, but here it is anyway. You used to be a kitsune, one that learned how to break seals and codes. Because of that you a thief, you stole things of great value and you became rather famous. Of course this was who you used to be, at one time you became injured and fled to a human woman and became her son. That woman out there, Shiori, she named you Shuichi when you were born, and she doesn't know about you being the great Yoko Kurama. And-"

"Okay that's enough of that history lesson right now just answer some questions first. One: When did I meet you? Two: What did I used to look like, sexy huh? And Three: Did you think I was sexy then and or now?" I asked moving my hands down to his arms.

"What does that have to do with anything!?" He snapped at me giving a harsh look.

"Answer me or I'll call my mother in and tell her you're my-"

"One: Later, after you became partly human. Two: Silver hair, golden eyes, a tail, ears and . . . you looked . . . alright. Mildly attractive . . . to some I guess. Three: . . . . . . . yeh- . . . no. Of course not." He answered, clearly avoiding eye contact with me.

CUTIE!!!!!!! 'Mildly attractive', that meant that I was totally sexy! 'No. Of course not.' THAT MEANT YES!

"OH HODI!!!" I cried out as I spun the chair around and flung my arms around him.

He looked at me strangely. "What is this for!!?"

"Because you told me I am completely hot and that you are extremely and indescribably attracted to me!" I told him as I nuzzled my head into his chest.

((Okay, I can't help it. I'm going to switch off between people's POVs.))

(Shiori's POV)

I thought about going in there . . . but it scared me to think about what I'd find.

"GET OFF OF ME FOX!!"

"BUT I KNOW YOU WANT ME!"

"LET ME FINISH TELLING YOU WHAT I BROUGHT IN HERE TO EXPLAIN IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"BUT YOU ALREADY TOLD ME EVERYTHING MY EARS, AND MY HIPS, NEEDED TO HEAR!"

What was going on? My son was acting strange . . . as though maybe he liked that guy. Who was he anyway?

Something had to have happened to my poor Shuichi . . . that kid had said something about a car crash. And that Shuichi had gotten a bump on the head. It couldn't be that- . . .

Yes. My son had gotten amnesia and that man had found him and convinced him to do things like this with him and he agreed because he didn't know any better! He gave him the name Kurama, and was now forcing poor Shuichi to have sex with him. What an evil man.

THAT WAS IT! I HAD TO ACT FAST!

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Aww . . . I keep doing this. Bad spot huh? Anyway, I decided to start switching off between people's point of views like I said. PR!