CHAPTER III
DOOMED
Kenny Jones was in his police car, on the streets of New York City, waiting for trouble. He would do this every night and never see anything from a speeding car to a bloody massacre. His buddy, Schwartz Anderson, was driving around the city just to find anything interesting to make Kenny's life fun. But like always, Kenny knew that there would be nothing like every night in his life. But tonight was a special night. Once Kenny heard Schwartz on the speaker, he jumped to answer it.
"WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?!" asked an overjoyed Kenny. "IS IT INTERESTING?"
"Yes!" exclaimed Schwartz. "I found a strange gun and several bloodied arrows near Hummingbird way."
"I'm on it!" yelled Kenny. He then started his car and drove as fast as he could. He didn't care if he sped or not. This was one of the happiest moments in his life. Hummingbird way wasn't very far from where he was stationed, so he arrived there rather quickly. But when he arrived there he was in a state of shock, for a man in red, white, and blue spandex was holding Schwartz by the throat.
"I'm telling you I don't know jack shit about them", said Schwartz.
"Oh really?" exclaimed the spandex man. He then broke Schwartz's neck and threw him on the ground. "Now you do". That was the very last straw for Kenny. Not only did this superhero wannabie kill his best friend, but also he ruined one of the best moments of his life. Kenny then pulled out his gun and aimed it at the spandex man.
"You think you can stop me?" said the spandex man.
"You don't have any weapons on you", Kenny said cockily. "I'd like to see you try".
"Okay", said the spandex man. "You'll get your wish". The spandex man then threw his shield as he would a boomerang, and it was aimed at Kenny. Kenny knew he couldn't block the attack or shoot it down, so he just covered his head and prayed that somehow, he wouldn't die. A laser bolt then came out of nowhere and destroyed the shield. A large, animal-like man then jumped out of the bushes and leaped at the spandex man. A man in purple armor and a Viking-looking man walked out to attack the spandex man's attacker, but the spandex man waved them off.
"YOU WIN DOOM!" yelled the spandex man. "BUT THIS ONE POLICE MAN WILL DO YOU NO GOOD! NOT WITH THE WORLD AT STAKE." The animal man then looked in the distance and saw four people in strange outfits walk out.
"It's okay Sabretooth", said a man cloaked in green. Sabretooth let the spandex man go, and he and his two allies ran away. The five other people walked up to him and gave him weird stares. Kenny crouched up against the car, covering his head expecting them to kill him. But the five did nothing, and just let him be.
"Talk to him", said the cloaked man. "We need him on our side". A man in red and black spandex walked up to him and put a hand on his shoulder.
"To put this short", said the red spandex man, "We are not from the world in which you live your little life. We are in a world where evil prevails over good and where what good is left is all that stands between life and death. We are the few good men that live in our world".
"How can I believe you?" asked Kenny. "You look like people from Batman".
"What's a Batman?" asked the red spandex man. "Is he with the others?"
"He's just a fictional character I admire", said Kenny. "But how did you get here?"
"It's my fault", said the red spandex man. "I touched a button I wasn't supposed to, and WALA! I'm here."
"We need you to get us back", said the cloaked man.
"I don't believe you", said Kenny. The red spandex man then grabbed a weird gun and shot it at the tree. Lasers came out of the gun and blew up the tree.
"I saved your life with this baby", said the red spandex man. "If you don't appreciate that, you can be the tree".
"Okay okay", said Kenny. "I'll help you. But what do you want with me?"
"A place to stay", said a man with big, metal gloves. "And money".
"I have some money", said Kenny. "My place doesn't have room for five people."
"Do you know any other places?" asked the red spandex man. "I can take care of the people problem."
"Okay", said Kenny. "There's an apartment across the street that's filled with nothing but druggies. I've always wanted them dead."
"The more meat the better", said the red spandex man.
"Can you lead us there?" asked a man with a fish bowl on his head.
"Yes", said Kenny. "My car can't fit six, so I guess we will walk".
"Then we shall walk", said the cloaked man. "Lead the way". Kenny walked into the direction of the druggie apartments. The red spandex man then walked up to Kenny and leaned against him.
"By the way, my name's Deadpool..."
DOOMED
Kenny Jones was in his police car, on the streets of New York City, waiting for trouble. He would do this every night and never see anything from a speeding car to a bloody massacre. His buddy, Schwartz Anderson, was driving around the city just to find anything interesting to make Kenny's life fun. But like always, Kenny knew that there would be nothing like every night in his life. But tonight was a special night. Once Kenny heard Schwartz on the speaker, he jumped to answer it.
"WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?!" asked an overjoyed Kenny. "IS IT INTERESTING?"
"Yes!" exclaimed Schwartz. "I found a strange gun and several bloodied arrows near Hummingbird way."
"I'm on it!" yelled Kenny. He then started his car and drove as fast as he could. He didn't care if he sped or not. This was one of the happiest moments in his life. Hummingbird way wasn't very far from where he was stationed, so he arrived there rather quickly. But when he arrived there he was in a state of shock, for a man in red, white, and blue spandex was holding Schwartz by the throat.
"I'm telling you I don't know jack shit about them", said Schwartz.
"Oh really?" exclaimed the spandex man. He then broke Schwartz's neck and threw him on the ground. "Now you do". That was the very last straw for Kenny. Not only did this superhero wannabie kill his best friend, but also he ruined one of the best moments of his life. Kenny then pulled out his gun and aimed it at the spandex man.
"You think you can stop me?" said the spandex man.
"You don't have any weapons on you", Kenny said cockily. "I'd like to see you try".
"Okay", said the spandex man. "You'll get your wish". The spandex man then threw his shield as he would a boomerang, and it was aimed at Kenny. Kenny knew he couldn't block the attack or shoot it down, so he just covered his head and prayed that somehow, he wouldn't die. A laser bolt then came out of nowhere and destroyed the shield. A large, animal-like man then jumped out of the bushes and leaped at the spandex man. A man in purple armor and a Viking-looking man walked out to attack the spandex man's attacker, but the spandex man waved them off.
"YOU WIN DOOM!" yelled the spandex man. "BUT THIS ONE POLICE MAN WILL DO YOU NO GOOD! NOT WITH THE WORLD AT STAKE." The animal man then looked in the distance and saw four people in strange outfits walk out.
"It's okay Sabretooth", said a man cloaked in green. Sabretooth let the spandex man go, and he and his two allies ran away. The five other people walked up to him and gave him weird stares. Kenny crouched up against the car, covering his head expecting them to kill him. But the five did nothing, and just let him be.
"Talk to him", said the cloaked man. "We need him on our side". A man in red and black spandex walked up to him and put a hand on his shoulder.
"To put this short", said the red spandex man, "We are not from the world in which you live your little life. We are in a world where evil prevails over good and where what good is left is all that stands between life and death. We are the few good men that live in our world".
"How can I believe you?" asked Kenny. "You look like people from Batman".
"What's a Batman?" asked the red spandex man. "Is he with the others?"
"He's just a fictional character I admire", said Kenny. "But how did you get here?"
"It's my fault", said the red spandex man. "I touched a button I wasn't supposed to, and WALA! I'm here."
"We need you to get us back", said the cloaked man.
"I don't believe you", said Kenny. The red spandex man then grabbed a weird gun and shot it at the tree. Lasers came out of the gun and blew up the tree.
"I saved your life with this baby", said the red spandex man. "If you don't appreciate that, you can be the tree".
"Okay okay", said Kenny. "I'll help you. But what do you want with me?"
"A place to stay", said a man with big, metal gloves. "And money".
"I have some money", said Kenny. "My place doesn't have room for five people."
"Do you know any other places?" asked the red spandex man. "I can take care of the people problem."
"Okay", said Kenny. "There's an apartment across the street that's filled with nothing but druggies. I've always wanted them dead."
"The more meat the better", said the red spandex man.
"Can you lead us there?" asked a man with a fish bowl on his head.
"Yes", said Kenny. "My car can't fit six, so I guess we will walk".
"Then we shall walk", said the cloaked man. "Lead the way". Kenny walked into the direction of the druggie apartments. The red spandex man then walked up to Kenny and leaned against him.
"By the way, my name's Deadpool..."