WOO HOO! Chapter 14!

OKAY! ATTENTION! Before I begin the chapter, I'd like to say a few things . . .

I guess I was wrong, very wrong. I will for sure not be finished with this story before February. X.X I hope that doesn't cause any inconvenience with the translation. ^^;; Oh well. You can always rely on me to be unreliable!

ALSO! THE REAL IMPORTANT PART! Chapter 14 will be dedicated to one fanfic author, Spirit Fox22! You will be given tribute within this chapter SOOoOOOooo everyone look for it!

OH! FAMILY TIES IS ON! YAY!

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(Kurama's POV)

"Kurama, don't say that. You're just messing with me, right?"

"What do you mean?

"You know who Hiei is, don't you?"

Hiei. It struck something within my heart ((what would we do, baby, without us? Shaaa la la la la)), something warm. I didn't know why though.

"I can't say I do, Yusuke. Shall we go home?" I asked as I rose to my feet and looked around.

"I cannot believe you forgot your boyfriend . . ." the boy sighed as he hurried after me. "Wait, do you remember me!?!"

"Nope," I answered truthfully. "In fact, I'm really scared right now. Where the hell am I?"

"You're in . . . umm . . . okay, Kurama, I'm going to take you home to Hiei right now."

"Alright."

I couldn't wait to meet this Hiei Yusuke spoke of. He said he was my boyfriend? Wow, it was nice to have a boyfriend waiting for me at home. That would be nice. And now that I thought about it and heard them together in the same sentence for the first time, Kurama, and Hiei, sound heavenly together! WAIT! My boyfriend? Am I a girl?

"Uhh, Kurama, what are you doing?" the boy asked as I quickly stopped looking down my pants and up at him.

"Nothing!" OHHHhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHHHH! This was getting good! I was a guy! AND SO WAS HIEI! "Boy, am I gay?"

The black-haired boy turned and gave me a strange look. He seemed to be debating the question as he looked at me. I wonder what was going on in his head . . .

(Yusuke's POV)

Well, if I told him no, I would have to explain a lot more things. And if I said yes, *I* would be in danger. I had to think it over. If I said yes, he may get the wrong idea about himself, again. But if I told him yes, *I* would be in danger. If I told him yes, his mother might go crazy. But if I told him yes, *I* would be in danger.

"Yes. You're gay. You're very gay. You're very, very, very gay. Extremely. More gay than usual," I answered quickly and firmly.

"I see. And Hiei, what does he look like?" Kurama asked as he ran up to me and flung his arm around my shoulder, turning his head closer to mine to give me a perverted smile.

"He's kind of short, mean, almost evil, strong, cold, a little cute and sort of hot." I wondered if I was taking the right approach to this. I didn't make Hiei sound all that great. I wanted to promote Kurama liking and being in love with Hiei as much as I could because as far as Kurama was concern he was gay, very gay actually. And I didn't want him thinking I was up for grabs or anything!

"I see. He sounds good and all but, what did you mean 'he's kind of short'?"

If Kurama didn't like Hiei's shortness, it might affect his current head- over-heals-ness for him!

"I mean, he's huge, Hiei's big, very big, bigger than normal." I think that fixed it. "Hiei's very cold to everyone, everyone but *you*! He cannot stand spending an extended amount of time with you without doing the following: pampering you to the extreme, making passionate love to you, reminding you how much he loves you (which is a lot) over and over again, and making romantic things happen. All the time," I explained giving a nervous smile.

"Resplendent," Kurama laughed as he started to run ahead of me, very quickly.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" I called as I tried to catch up.

"TO FIND MY HIEI!"

(Koenma's POV)

"H-his what?" I asked in shock. Did she actually mean that Hiei and Kurama were . . . lovers?

"Yeah, the Hiei boy and Shuichi are really into each other. Wanna hear a story about what they did in my son's room? I swear! Yusuke will never recover!"

"NO!!!!! No thank you!" I cried, praying that Atsuko would tell me nothing more.

HOLY CRAP! Why didn't I see this before!? I mean, of course I knew about this. I knew ALL ALONG! I just wanted let the two carry on without embarrassment. Or so I would tell Botan when I told her all about this! SHE'LL FLIP!

(Botan's POV)

"HIEI AND KURAMA ARE WHAT!?"

"They're lovers. And they even had sex in Yusuke's room," Koenma explained casually as he chewed on his pocky.

This was major news to me! I could hardly believe it. They were always nice to each other and everything, maybe a little more than normal, but still, this was amazing! OH NO! There was a very bad side to knowing about this . . . I had yet another secret of Hiei's to keep secret. I swear! My death was coming closer with every new thing I learned about Hiei. But, I guess all I had to do now is make sure where ever I was with Hiei; I was also there with Kurama. So he would keep Hiei from killing me. I'm sure Kurama had an incredible power of persuasion over Hiei. HAHA!

"Poor Yusuke . . ."

"Yeah I know. And what's better is that I just learned that Kurama got amnesia. Not to mention that Hiei and him became lovers after that. But, the strange part is, Kurama lost his memory again. And doesn't remember Hiei at this point," Koenma told me, taking another stick of pocky into his mouth.

"Oh dear, that is bad. Didn't you try and look for Hiei? He must be very upset about this," I said sadly. Poor Hiei.

"I would have, but he went to the dentist. I was going to look for Kurama, but he was in the demon world with Yusuke. But don't worry, I contacted Yusuke and told him to stop off here first. He should be here any-," Koenma started as his office door flung open to show a struggling Yusuke trying to drag a kicking and flailing Kurama (who at this point looked a lot like a fish), against his will into the office.

"COME- ON- KURAMA!"

"NO! NEVER! I CANNOT WAIST ANYMORE OF MY VALUBLE HIEI FINDING TIME! HE'S HOT!!!!!! LEMME GO!"

(Yusuke's POV)

I had made the very bad mistake of showing Kurama a picture of Hiei. Kurama was asking me too many questions about how he looked so I just gave in and showed him a photo. This only made Kurama even more excited. At least I think he was . . . the whole time we were walking he kept laughing every once in a while, then make a scary moaning sound. When I got contacted by Koenma and was told to come see him, Kurama went crazy.

"Yusuke, what's wrong with Kurama!?" Botan cried out in concern after she saw the horribly distort look on his face.

"I dunno! I think he's really horny or something!" I replied as Kurama kicked my leg and started to bite my arm.

"SHUT UP YOU BIG MEANY! I just want my HIEI!!" Kurama yelled as I finally released him, sending him to the floor.

"Kurama, calm down! Don't worry I'm taking you back to my house to see Hiei right now!" I said to him as an offering of peace. Kurama seemed more obsessed with Hiei than when he knew him!

"Actually, Hiei just left to go to the dentist," Koenma told us as he helped himself to a couple of pocky sticks.

"DAMN IT! THE WHOLE WORLD'S AGAINST ME! YUSUKE, YOU BETTER GET ME TO HIEI *NOW* OR YOU'LL SOON BE SUFFERING FROM A CASE OF PRE-MATURE MALE PATTERNED BALDNESS!!!!!" Kurama screamed as his fingers gripped onto my hair.

I looked up to Koenma for an answer, only to find him eating another pocky stick. Stupid baby!

"Okay, Kurama, I'll take you to Hiei right now. I think I know which dentist he went to."

(Hiei's POV)

"Doctor Hiff Clanger?" I questioned myself as I came upon the building Atsuko directed me to. Maybe I had taken a wrong turn some place. This certainly didn't look like a place to get food. Maybe it would be best if I started walking back now so I could dig Atsuko's car out of that ditch I drove it into. (Driving=NOT GOOD!) But, I did want to drown my problems with a milkshake. So, I entered the building.

The room smelled funny. Like old inked paper or something like that. There were a bunch of chairs around too, empty chairs. The only person there was a very unhappy looking woman at a desk. I decided to give her my order . . . my order to go.

"How may I help you little boy?" she asked, never actually looking at me for more than a second.

"I'm Hiei, and I believe I need to make an order here, am I right?" I asked looking around the room nervously. It was creepy; it gave off an evil aura.

"Hiei, Hiei, oh yes! You have an appointment right here for right now!" she told me, standing up and dragging me into another room down a hallway. The room had a scary looking chair and before I knew it, I was sitting/laying in it. "The doctor will be right with you," the woman said leaving the room and me.

There were many weapons in the room. They looked more like mini-weapons though, one's for a small rodent to use more like it.

"HELLO!" greeted a happy looking older man as he walked into the room. Right from the first second I saw him there were certain things I didn't like about him.

He was wearing white.

He was too happy looking.

He had too white a smile.

And he had a painting of a fox in his room of rodent torture. I DIDN'T WANT TO BE REMINDED OF KURAMA!

"Hn. Are you Hiff Clanger?" I asked the man, giving a scowl. He had made me mad, and he gave me a very bad headache! I felt awful! GARRGGG!

"Yes, yes I am. And are you Hiei Urameshi?" he asked cheerfully as he walked over to me and put a paper towel attached to a little metal chain thing around my neck. What was he doing?

"Close enough," I barked at him.

"Oh ho I see! Atsuko told me you had a little temper when she made your appointment. In any matter, let's get started, OPEN WIDE!"

. . . Open wide?

"Open . . . what . . . wide?"

"Your mouth of course, silly!"

"Uh . . . oh."

I complied with doing what he wanted. I don't think Atsuko wanted to hurt me so I gave a little trust to Hiff.

After listening to Hiff talk for a while, I figured out that this place was like a hospital, only for teeth. (Stupid humans, teeth! They need a doctor for teeth!) And the doctor here was giving me a cleaning of my teeth. Actually it gave me a nice sensation to have them clean. And I was sure Love Cookie would like it. ((Hiei at this point is having a happy mental image . . . . . . . .

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Chibi-Kurama: Oh Hiei! You're teeth are so clean and sparkly!

Chibi-Hiei: I know they are. Do you like them?

Chibi-Kurama: OH YES! I like them SO much; I think I'll take you back to Yusuke's room!

Chibi-Hiei: Yusuke's room? Why?

Chibi-Kurama: You know why Hiei . . . *Perverted chibi smile*

Chibi-Hiei: You're crazy Kurama . . . CRAZY LIKE A FOX! *Pounces chibi- Kurama*

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"So Hiei, how old are you?" Hiff asked me while he had a small metal prick thing in my mouth, scraping my teeth.

"Umh mrrhy hhrrd," I managed to mumble without getting my gums all bloody. Why the hell was he asking me questions when I clearly was not in a position to talk!?

"And tell me, how's Atsuko?" he asked, still working with my teeth.

"Shhh frrn," I answered again. This was pointless.

Finally, the doctor was finished with me.

"That's all Hiei."

"You're finished with me?"

"Yep. And now that I am, let me give you some advice . . . alwayS buy the stuff that is PrIced less than Regular ITems . . . FOrget it you will not, unless you want to be eXiled for eternity . . . like a lot of people had . . . it's always for 22 years."

"I understand," I said. And I did. I really did. Did *YOU*?

"HIEI!!!!" I heard a soft voice call to me as I walked back into what I now knew as the waiting room. I looked up and saw none other than my lovely Love Cookie, that I loved. I quickly ran over to him, expecting to get a nice, friendly hug. What I did get surprised me though. Kurama grabbed my shoulders, pulled me as close as he could to him and then started to attack my neck with kisses. "Nice to meet you, Hiei," Kurama purred as he put his arms around my waist and started to drag me out of the dentist.

"Huh?" What did Kurama mean by that?

"Now start doing all that stuff Yusuke told me you do," Kurama demanded as we reached some park out in the middle of nowhere.

"What? Kurama what are you talking about?"

"Don't play stupid honey," Kurama whispered softly as he sat me in his lap, the both of us under a large, shady tree.

"What do you mean?" I was confused. What was going on?

"Oh well, if you don't do that stuff than I will . . ." he said to me suggestively as threw me down on the grass and pounced on me. I opened my mouth to protest but before I could get the words out, he interrupted. "Nice smile, cutie." Oh well. What I had to say didn't matter.

"Let's go Kurama!" I said happily, smiles coming over both our faces.

Here we go again! ^__^-

(Kuwabara's POV)

Where was everyone? I had looked all over town except for one place! The Hiff Clanger park! I was going arriving there just now! I was going to look up the really big, shady tree to see if Hiei was there. He might be. I would see very soon because I was just getting over there. I could see the tree, it getting closer and closer and- AHHHHHhhhHHHHhhHH!!!!! OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HELL WAS KURAMA AND HIEI- AHHHhhhhhHHHhhhhHH!!!!!!!!!!

I quickly turned and went into a mad run in the direction leading away from the tree. I had a feeling that was the secret Yusuke was going to tell me. Ohhhhh . . . I was scarred for life. The rest of my life . . .

(Koenma's POV)

"I see, so, what your telling me is, Kurama lost his memory the first time in a car accident, and the second time by being attacked by demons? It doesn't very likely for Kurama to get in a car crash himself. He's careful with those kinds of things, especially if he were to have someone else in the car. It must have been someone who's after Kurama! And if they had some kind of power, we might be able to get Kurama's memory back if you find the demon. So, Yusuke, are you up for it? I suggest you take Hiei and Kurama along though. We wouldn't want something like this to happen again. And while you're at it, take Kuwabara as well," I told Yusuke firmly. I wanted to get Kurama back to normal, what I saw in my office was just . . . not right. Luckily, Yusuke had given Kurama directions to the dentist Hiei was at and sent him on his way. We figured they would be alright.

"I'm already ready!" he declared happily as he started to march out the door. "I'll go find Kuwabara too! Besides, I need to warn him about those two anyway!"

"Yes, right! We wouldn't want him walking in on those two while they were carrying on now would we?" I said sarcastically as Yusuke and I broke out in laughter.

"HAHAHHA!

"HAHAHHA!"

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O.o . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . okay that chapter was weird. Really weird. Just plan weird if you ask me. ANYWAY! Again, I encourage Spirit Fox22 to update and continue writing! Please review! And I do plan to make the next chapter better . . . this one was . . . weird. X.X hey, at least this was longer. LOL