CHAPTER IV
THE GOODIES AND THE BADDIES
Kenny led the group to the "Druggie Castle", as he liked to call it. The walk lasted twenty minutes, so he was able to get acquainted with all five of them, and learned all their wacky names. They even came up with the group names, which were the "Goodies" (Kenny insisted that they should be called the Batmen), and Captain America and their group was the "Baddies". Kenny grew to like the Goodies in the short period of time he had been with them, and he hoped that they would be together for a while. He even prayed to god that they would give him superpowers and a spandex costume like the other ones. But he knew that was an impossibility, but he thought it was impossible for Batman people to live.
"Is this the place?" asked Doom, pointing to a run down apartment complex.
"Yes", said Kenny.
"I'll take this place", said Mysterio. "Just find a place to hide for a second." Everyone then hid behind a tree or a bush while Mysterio did his job. He opened the door to the apartment very quietly and waved his hands in a strange fashion. Then, several policemen came out of his hands and stormed the apartment. A minute later, every single druggie ran out of the apartment and never went back to it again.
"Clear", said Mysterio. Everyone then got out of the bushes and followed Mysterio into the apartment. They walked in to find bags of cocaine, marijuana, heroine, and other drugs all over the floor. Shocker then tried to pick up all the bags, but Doctor Doom went up to him.
"Not now, Herman", said Doom. "You don't want me to force you into rehab again, now do you?
"No", said Shocker. Shocker then dropped the bags and walked away.
"You won't believe this", said Sabretooth. They walked into each room and saw nothing but drugs and drug-covered mattresses.
"How can anyone live here?" complained Mysterio. "We'll die here!"
"Yeah", laughed Sabretooth. "This is Herman's home". Shocker then tried to bring down the walls on Sabretooth, but Doom threw him back before anything bad could happen.
"Didn't you say you had money?" asked Mysterio.
"Yes", said Kenny. "But that will cost around $10,000".
"Any banks around here?" asked Deadpool as he upholstered his guns.
"Don't you dare think about it", yelled Doom. "Can you afford that expense?"
"Barely", said Kenny. "I'll only do it if you pay me back".
"Don't worry", snarled Sabretooth. "We will".
"Okay", said Kenny. "But we have to sleep on the ground tonight. The furniture stores don't open until morning."
"JUST GREAT!" yelled Mysterio. "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GERMS ARE ON THOSE BEDS? I'D RATHER DIE THAN SLEEP ON ANY OF THOSE!" Quentin then stormed off to one of the rooms and slammed the doors.
"Take his example and go to bed", yelled Doom. "ALL OF YOU!" Everyone than ran off to a room, except Doom and Wade. "That includes you, Wade".
"But Doc", said Wade. "I have a real bad feeling about this".
"The beds or this whole damn situation?" asked Doom, "which was all caused by you".
"The Captain told me not to touch the button", yelled Wade. "I didn't want him to have his way".
"Steve Rogers has some intelligence, you know", said Doom. "A lot more than you. Probably more than me".
"What are you talking about?" asked Wade. "You're the smartest person around."
"OH YEAH?!" yelled Doom. "IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wade then stormed off to the nearest room and slammed the door. Victor decided he should take his own his advice and go to kid.
"Damn you, Wade", thought Doom as he removed his armor and lay on the ground. Hank Pym then let out an insane, wild laugh that couldn't even wake up the smallest of ants.
THE GOODIES AND THE BADDIES
Kenny led the group to the "Druggie Castle", as he liked to call it. The walk lasted twenty minutes, so he was able to get acquainted with all five of them, and learned all their wacky names. They even came up with the group names, which were the "Goodies" (Kenny insisted that they should be called the Batmen), and Captain America and their group was the "Baddies". Kenny grew to like the Goodies in the short period of time he had been with them, and he hoped that they would be together for a while. He even prayed to god that they would give him superpowers and a spandex costume like the other ones. But he knew that was an impossibility, but he thought it was impossible for Batman people to live.
"Is this the place?" asked Doom, pointing to a run down apartment complex.
"Yes", said Kenny.
"I'll take this place", said Mysterio. "Just find a place to hide for a second." Everyone then hid behind a tree or a bush while Mysterio did his job. He opened the door to the apartment very quietly and waved his hands in a strange fashion. Then, several policemen came out of his hands and stormed the apartment. A minute later, every single druggie ran out of the apartment and never went back to it again.
"Clear", said Mysterio. Everyone then got out of the bushes and followed Mysterio into the apartment. They walked in to find bags of cocaine, marijuana, heroine, and other drugs all over the floor. Shocker then tried to pick up all the bags, but Doctor Doom went up to him.
"Not now, Herman", said Doom. "You don't want me to force you into rehab again, now do you?
"No", said Shocker. Shocker then dropped the bags and walked away.
"You won't believe this", said Sabretooth. They walked into each room and saw nothing but drugs and drug-covered mattresses.
"How can anyone live here?" complained Mysterio. "We'll die here!"
"Yeah", laughed Sabretooth. "This is Herman's home". Shocker then tried to bring down the walls on Sabretooth, but Doom threw him back before anything bad could happen.
"Didn't you say you had money?" asked Mysterio.
"Yes", said Kenny. "But that will cost around $10,000".
"Any banks around here?" asked Deadpool as he upholstered his guns.
"Don't you dare think about it", yelled Doom. "Can you afford that expense?"
"Barely", said Kenny. "I'll only do it if you pay me back".
"Don't worry", snarled Sabretooth. "We will".
"Okay", said Kenny. "But we have to sleep on the ground tonight. The furniture stores don't open until morning."
"JUST GREAT!" yelled Mysterio. "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GERMS ARE ON THOSE BEDS? I'D RATHER DIE THAN SLEEP ON ANY OF THOSE!" Quentin then stormed off to one of the rooms and slammed the doors.
"Take his example and go to bed", yelled Doom. "ALL OF YOU!" Everyone than ran off to a room, except Doom and Wade. "That includes you, Wade".
"But Doc", said Wade. "I have a real bad feeling about this".
"The beds or this whole damn situation?" asked Doom, "which was all caused by you".
"The Captain told me not to touch the button", yelled Wade. "I didn't want him to have his way".
"Steve Rogers has some intelligence, you know", said Doom. "A lot more than you. Probably more than me".
"What are you talking about?" asked Wade. "You're the smartest person around."
"OH YEAH?!" yelled Doom. "IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wade then stormed off to the nearest room and slammed the door. Victor decided he should take his own his advice and go to kid.
"Damn you, Wade", thought Doom as he removed his armor and lay on the ground. Hank Pym then let out an insane, wild laugh that couldn't even wake up the smallest of ants.