Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not Arty, not 'Barbie Girl', nada. Wouldn't mind owning a C-Cube though, imagine the possibilities, Mwahahaha.

Anyway this is a parody I wrote when I was bored one day. I really like Artemis and I'm not trying to insult him. It's just funny. Oh and pronounce 'genius' as 'geni-ass'.

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Genius Boy (to the tune of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)

Juliet: Greetings Sir

Artemis: Hello Juliet

Juliet: Will you sing me a song?

Artemis: Must I?

Butler: Oh dear....

Artemis: I'm a genius and I'll kick your ass

I'll pay by plastic, gold is fantastic!

My plan never fails and you can clean my nails

Machinations, the C-Cube's my creation

Juliet: Come on Arty, let's go party!

Artemis: I'm a genius and I'll kick your ass

I'll pay by plastic, gold is fantastic!

My plan never fails and you can clean my nails

Machinations, the C-Cube's my creation

Artemis: I'm a child prodigy, don't you dare mess with me

If you do, I'll get you, crash your systems!

Butler: You're the king, at talking, intimidations your game

With a glance or a glare, they go running!

Artemis: You can't touch, you can't play, get away, the C-Cube's mine

Juliet: (uu-oooh-u)

Artemis: I'm a genius and I'll kick your ass

I'll pay by plastic, gold is fantastic!

My plan never fails and you can clean my nails

Machinations, the C-Cube's my creation

Juliet: Come on Arty, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Arty, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Juliet: Come on Arty, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Arty, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Artemis: Get to work, do your job, stop rolling your eyes

I can do without sleep, I can reach for the skies

Butler: Listen well, can't you tell; I can break all your bones

He's the best, no contest, he will cream you

Artemis: You can't touch, you can't play, get away, the C-Cube's mine

You can't touch, you can't play, get away, the C-Cube's mine

Juliet: Come on Arty, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Arty, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Come on Arty, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Arty, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Artemis: I'm a genius and I'll kick your ass

I'll pay by plastic, gold is fantastic!

My plan never fails and you can clean my nails

Machinations, the C-Cube's my creation

Juliet: Come on Arty, let's go party!

Artemis: I'm a genius and I'll kick your ass

I'll pay by plastic, gold is fantastic!

My plan never fails and you can clean my nails

Machinations, the C-Cube's my creation

Juliet: Come on Arty, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Arty, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Come on Arty, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Arty, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Artemis: This is getting annoying

Butler: Should I get rid of her?

Juliet: I'd better run!