"Once upon a time, there was a boy named Shuichi who had lost his memory . . . His only goal, to regain his past, and his only motivation, his dear love, Hiei . . . Shuichi was a simple, strong, beautiful creature on a journey . . . craving for someone to love. Hiei was a shy, hot, dainty boy in need of protection. In a wondrous, destined event, the two met and instantly knew that they were meant for each other. Shuichi, knowing his life would not be complete without his love, promised to stay with Hiei forever. But sadly, after an attempt to defeat the evil, keeping the boy from his memories, his mind was wiped clean again, and with the passing of his new, short lived memories, departed his only love . . ." I said to the scary man, after explaining that Hiei was not shampoo.

"H-Hiei is . . . your *only* love?" he asked, a terribly shocked and confused look on his face.

"Yes. Of course he is. What else could I want when I have that sweet, small bundle cuddled in my arms . . .? He's . . . great," I answered, starting to blush. I wondered why I was still sitting in the man's arms. I wasn't sure if I liked the thought of it. Blushing in another man's arms, NEVER! So, I leaped onto my own feet, which I soon found weren't working right, so I fell over. "NOW look what you did! Don't you even know how to hold a man right!? YOU PUT MY LEGS TO SLEEP!"

"You . . . love . . . a man named HIEI!!!?" he screamed, clenching his fists and kicking dirt . . . in my face.

"Yes . . . (*sounds of spitting dirt out of his mouth*)"

"DAMNIT!!! WHO HAVE I BEEN LOOKING FOR THEN!?"

(Yusuke's POV)

"KEIKO!!!" I called.

Hiei then got a look on his face that reminded me of a frightened squirrel. Then it turned to more of a frightened flying squirrel when Keiko came into the kitchen because he leaped out of his chair to the other side of the room.

"What do you want, Yusuke?" she asked, taking a seat in Hiei's now empty chair.

"I'm going to go help Hiei find Kurama and I just-- . . ." I started, but then I saw the strange look on Keiko's face. She didn't seem to be too big a fan of what I'd told her about Hiei and Kurama . . . even more so than Kuwabara because she didn't have any . . . experiences. Come to think of it, why wasn't I running off to puke every time I saw Hiei? Maybe I was already more corrupted than Keiko and Kuwabara were and I could get over things faster! HA! However, I hadn't even gone into my room since then because I was so afraid of what I'd find . . . hmm . . . "Excuse me a minute Keiko . . ." I said, walking slowly out of the kitchen, then going into a sprint to my room. Slowly I opened the door, sweating at what I would find, my heart pounding at what I would see . . . I looked in. It was . . . clean. My room was very, very clean. It was nicer than usual. I turned my head towards my bed to find that not only was it made perfectly, but also there were new bed covers (which I assumed they somehow at sometime made themselves because it was had a purple background and lots of little chibi Hiei's scowling, pouting and eating cookies with black and purple frosting), a note on it, and a little chocolate mint on my pillow.

I grabbed the note as I popped the mint into my mouth, and began to read . . .

Dear Yusuke,

We express great thanks for you so willingly allowing us to partake in adult themed activates on, in, and under your bed. As a token of appreciation, we have given to you a Hiei patterned bed cover, Kurama patterned window curtains, and Kurama and Hiei patterned other things to replace what we broke.

Thanks again!

~Love & Love Cookie

I then took another GOOD look around my room to find that everything from the lampshades to my pencils were Kurama and Hiei patterned . . . what had they done?

I soon found myself walking slowly out of my room . . . holding back the urge to vomit.

(Shiori's POV)

"Hiei?" I called, as I started my way up the stairs. Hiei had been up there for a while now and I wanted to make sure he was okay. Now that I thought of it, I was quite worried myself. I had no clue where my son was! After Hiei didn't reply I slowly opened the door to Shuichi's room, finding that there was no one in here, besides me. "He must have read my mind and gone to look for Shuichi . . ." At that moment, the eerie thought that he might of in fact read my mind entered my train of thought. I shuddered. But I still hoped he'd find Shuichi.

I continued to look around the room, mentally remodeling it for two. I was almost excited about this; Hiei had really grown on me. Sure, if they did get back together (which I prayed they would) they probably wouldn't stay in the house too long . . . but still . . . I always wanted my Shuichi to be happy, and if he was happy with Hiei great because I liked him!

Then I spotted a backpack out of the corner of my eye, beside the desk. I was curious, so I went over to inspect it, finding there was a note on it left for me with instructions. Hmm . . .

(Hiei's POV)

What was taking Yusuke so long? Hn. I didn't have time to waste waiting for him!

Instead of just leaving, I decided to kick the trashcan as hard I could, knocking it over, and scaring that girl. She looked over at me in question. I just scowled in return.

"It was pissing me off," I grunted at her, kicking the trashcan again. She just laughed nervously and turned to the door to look at it expectantly. It was then that finally Yusuke returned! "C'mon. We're going now," I ordered, leaving the kitchen quickly and flying out the door. Yusuke sighed and hurried to catch up with me outside.

"Hiei, we need to wait out here for a little while until Koenma and Botan show up. It will be easier to find Kurama that was and besides, they need to tell us something. Oh, and Keiko's coming with us too. And . . . Kuwabara."

"Fine, as long as we find him . . ." I said softly, sadly. I looked over at Yusuke; he was giving me an understanding look, like he knew my pain. I sort of felt like hugging him, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I wasn't getting attached to any more people! Not after this . . .

"Don't worry Hiei, everything will be fine."

(Koenma's POV)

"Everything's imploding on us Botan! How are we ever going to get all of this fixed!? We don't even know where Rando is! HOW DO WE KNOW HE HASN'T ALREADY KILLED YUSUKE!?" I screamed as Botan and me began walking over to Yusuke's home, where, to our surprise, we spotted Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Keiko. What a lucky find! We had been looking for them all day! (But now that I thought about it we were kind of stupid because we didn't even think to look for them at their houses.)

"Where's Kurama?" Hiei asked, glaring at us . . . he hated us, more than usual.

"Don't worry Hiei! We thought ahead and found Kurama! You have nothing to worry about, he's locked in Koenma's office!" Botan told him, smiling happily.

"R-really?" Hiei asked in shock, a very soft and happy look coming over his face. He didn't even bother to hide the fact . . . he was happy . . .

"Yes. Kurama's safely secured up in my office." I smiled down at him. "We'll take you there right now!"

(Hiei's POV ((At Koenma's office)))

"YOU LIAR!!!!" I yelled, tackling Koenma to the floor and ramming his head in the wall.

"I DIDN'T THINK HE'D BE ABLE TO ESCAPE!!!" he called out, kicking me off of him and wiping the blood off his forehead.

"But he DID!" I screamed, pointing around to room to all the broken things. It was then that I noticed the doorknob was missing . . . and so was Koenma's chair fabric! "Oh my god . . ." I gasped. KURAMA HAD JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW! Was he okay!? Was he hurt!? . . . Was his . . . HAIR MESSED UP!? "If Kurama has split ends you're DEAD KOENMA! YOU HEAR ME!? DEAD!!!" I stomped over to the window and took a flying leap out, not caring that it was a VERY long drop.

(Yusuke's POV)

"OH NO! HIEI! Koenma, if Hiei dies before he gives me back REAL bedding you're DEAD! YOU HEAR ME!? DEAD!!!" I ran in the direction Hiei had and followed in his action of leaping out the window, I wanted normal bedding!

(Keiko's POV)

"OH MY GOD, YUSUKE!" I screamed, jumping after him, slipping, and sliding out the window.

(Kuwabara's POV)

"WHOA! URAMESHI! KEIKO! HIEI! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GO TO 3 FUNERALS!!" I cried, jumping out the window after them.

(Koenma's POV)

"Oh no! My father's going to kill me!!" I cried, running after everyone and hesitantly forcing myself out the window.

(Botan's POV)

. . . I thought it over, and decided not to follow the suicidal trend, and took the stairs instead.

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