Okay, chapter 22 is late, but it is in fact here! ^_^ So I hope you enjoy it! And yes, now that I think about it, Don't Ask Me is defiantly coming to a close. But don't you forget the sequel! Anyhew, I'll stop talking about this until it actually happens. Well, here you go!

Kurama wants his memories, Rando has his memories, and they're right next to each other! I smell a recovery! Uhh . . . I don't own YYH.

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"H-Hiei is . . . your *only* love?" he asked, a terribly shocked and confused look on his face.

"Yes. Of course he is. What else could I want when I have that sweet, small bundle cuddled in my arms . . .? He's . . . great," I answered, starting to blush. I wondered why I was still sitting in the man's arms. I wasn't sure if I liked the thought of it. Blushing in another man's arms, NEVER! So, I leaped onto my own feet, which I soon found weren't working right, so I fell over. "NOW look what you did! Don't you even know how to hold a man right!? YOU PUT MY LEGS TO SLEEP!"

"You . . . love . . . a man named HIEI!!!?" he screamed, clenching his fists and kicking dirt . . . in my face.

"Yes . . . (*sounds of spitting dirt out of his mouth*)"

"DAMNIT!!! WHO HAVE I BEEN LOOKING FOR THEN!?"

It was at that moment that the scary man and I heard screams coming from above us. So, I rolled over on to my back and looked up to see Hiei a few feet above me and then on me, filling my body with a horrible, squashing feeling. Then I remembered that this was HIEI!

"Hiei . . ." I sighed, gazing up at him with all the love I'd been storing since he left. Hiei let out a soft smile . . . I couldn't be happier. Finally, I was with my love again. And this time, I wasn't letting him get away from me. I had to give him a proper greeting, but seeing as that other man was here—WAIT! I glared over at the man, scowling and snarling with pure and utter HATRED!! "HEY! There's something I don't get! If you didn't KNOW I loved Hiei, then who did you think I DID love!? And how do you know them!? AND WHY DOES YOUR HAIR SORT OF LOOK LIKE MINE!?" I would have continued to yell, but Hiei turned my head back to him.

"Is your hair okay!?" he asked worriedly. I nodded as Hiei continued smiling and as he lips came ever closer to mine. "Oh Kurama, I love— OUCH!!!!!!!!"

"OUUUUCHIIIIIIII!!!!!" I screamed, after two bodies collided with Hiei's and mine. I looked over at them to find that it was none other than . . . uhh . . . whoever they were.

"Hey Keiko, I think you need to lose a little weight . . ." the black- haired boy whined, turning to look up at the scary man, his eyes widening as though he were in shock and horror. "OH MY GOD! I AM IN SHOCK AND HORROR! R-RANDO!"

"Rando? So THAT'S your name!" I cried, pointing up at the man and laughing. Sadly, because of my laughter and the many masses that had just fallen on me, probably injuring me pretty badly, I start to cough . . . cough up . . . blood.

"Kurama!" Hiei cried, crawling out from under Yusuke and Keiko and pulling me aside. "Are you okay?" I answered by coughing again, spurting some blood on his shirt. I was in pain, not because I had three people fall on me, and not because I was coughing up blood, but because I missed out on my welcoming kiss from Hiei.

"Hiei, (*sounds of talking over blood coughing*) you must act quickly! (*more sounds*) The only way (*more sounds*) to make me better (*more sounds*) . . ."

"Yes, YES!?"

"Drag me away from everyone (*more sounds*), strip off my clothes (*more sounds*) and . . . just . . . OH HIEI!" I cried, hacking out the rest of my coughs and throwing myself at Hiei, kissing him like a crazy fox, hungry for his Hiei.

"OhmygodI'mgunnadieI'mgunnadieI'mgunnadie—UGH!"

"Look who's here," Hiei said, looking over at Kuwabara who had just fallen out the window and landed flat on his face.

"I don't want to look at him! You're so much cuter (*hack, hack*)!" I said, crawling into Hiei's lap and wrapping my arms around him, making sure to leave as little blood as possible on his shoulder. His hot, hot shoulder . . .

"Love Cookie . . ." Hiei sighed, giving me a kind hug.

(Yusuke's POV)

Rando!? Why was RANDO here!? Oh well, it wasn't like he could do anything.

It was at that point that Rando shot out a blast of spirit power, sending Kuwabara flying up against the wall, then sliding gently back down, where he was then HIT by a falling Koenma.

I could it all very clearly, I would have to defeat Rando! Hiei and Kurama were cuddling and making out in the corner, which rendered Kuwabara, Keiko and the two of them useless. I was all on my own.

"Yusuke, so we meet again!" Rando said, glaring at me evilly.

"So we do!" I replied, giving him a smirk.

"Are you prepared to fight me, Yusuke!?"

"I sure am!"

"Then why don't we just start fighting then!? How does that sound to you!?"

"Starting the fight now sounds just fine to me!"

"NO WAY YUSUKE! I won't let you!" I looked over to see hat Hiei had gotten away from Kurama and was now standing between Rando and me. "He did this to Kurama and *I* will take revenge for it!"

"Haha, idiot! I wasn't even after Kurama!" Rando said, pointing at Kurama who was busy coughing.

"You weren't!? Then . . . then who were you after?" Hiei asked, a confused look on his face.

"Whoever is Yusuke's lover . . ." I started to blush as I looked around, getting just as confused as Hiei was . . . or used to be. Hiei had become very mad.

"HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THAT THAT BRAT WAS MY LOVE COOKIE'S OTHER COOKIE HALF! HE'S MINE . . . he's mine for now . . ." Hiei said, getting a sad look on his face.

(Hiei's POV)

He wasn't mine . . . after Rando was defeated, he would forget our relationship. I didn't want that! But . . . I didn't want Kurama to suffer like this. It wasn't fair to him most of all! I had to kill Rando! Even if he didn't intend to do this to Kurama he still did!

Rando was going down! No matter what, I would kill him . . .

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Okay SOOOOOOOO short a chapter! X.X but . . . I wanted to get it out. So, I'll try and post the next chapter sooner! PR!