Chapter 6- Marked- by Foamy the Squirrel (my best friend)
*disclaimer* I don't own (very unfortunately) any Harry Potter Characters, but I do own Lissa...she is mine mine mine! only people that I give permission can use her...I also suck at disclaimers*
*AN* Okay, for those of you (others who are reading this), this is an inside joke that happened at school...it's a long story short, but you get the jist of it right? Hopefully you do...*END AN*
Lissa, Draco, and the rest of the gang were in Transfiguration.
They had all finished turning each other into white ferrets, much to
Draco's utmost horror, when Lissa was suddenly struck with an
ingenious idea. She took a bottle of emerald green ink out of her
book back along with a quill. Instead of dipping the sharpened side
in, she pushed the feathery part into the bottle and drenched it in ink.
An insane smile crossed her lips, and she drew it out and flicked the
laden feather at her boyfriend. Emerald liquid splattered across the
side of his face, in his hair, and on the collar of his crisp white shirt. This drew a gasp from him, as he turned and glared at her. She
was looking innocently and Brad, who was trying her hardest not to
blow a gasket from trying the swallow her laughter. He slowly picked
the bottle of ink up from the desk and dipped his fingers into it. He
drew them out a moment later and smeared his wet fingers along her
cheek, neck, and forehead. He re-dipped his fingers and wrote 'DAM'
(not trying to spell damn or anything) across the base of her throat,
making most of her face and neck a lovely shade of green. Lissa
looked completely astonished and the entire gang was laughing like
a couple of hyenas on crack. She snatched the bottle out of his hand
and emptied it over his head, dyeing his hair that rich shade of
emerald. As Lissa poured the bottle on top of her Dragon's head, she
thought she felt something wet and sticky run up her leg, underneath
her skirt, but she just decided to ignore it. He gaped and at that very
moment, McGonagall noticed the two now very green students in the
back of the room. "Mr. Malfoy! Ms. Moreno! What on earth are you doing?" Just as the culprits were about to reply, the magical bell let it's horribly obnoxious sound peal through the classroom, the harsh
sound grating off several layers of skin in everyone's ears. The gang
quickly go up and fled the Transfiguration classroom and down to
the Great Hall, eager for dinner. Lissa and Draco grinned widely to
each other and hooked arms. Lissa kissed Draco, and made both of
their lips green. Then she kissed him on the cheek and created a
green lip print. The couple followed their friends, both not caring that
their faces were stained with ink. After dinner, which had included very little food and a lot of
stares, Lissa and all her friends of the female gender hurried up to
the Headgirl's rooms. It was Friday night and time for them to have
their weekly powwow about anything and everything girl's talk about
when not in the overly powering stupid presence of their male
counterparts. Lissa dropped herself onto her bed, which
clashed with her face, her chin resting in her hands. The
rest of the girls made themselves very comfortable, summoning
cushions, blankets, and the like. When everyone was settled, Selena
was the first to talk. "So Lissa, why in the name of all things sharp and pointy did
you decide to flick Draco with the ink?" "I dunno, it was so freakin boring in class that I needed to
relieve myself of all my natural...tendencies." "But flick Draco with ink?" Brad said, a brow slightly raised. "Yep, don't forget he did sign his name at my throat then cover my face and most of my neck in ink. He's not totally innocent..." All of the girls snorted at the thought of Draco being the
innocent. "I can "do" a small impression of him...*does little
impression* "'I SWEAR I AM INNOCENT! I DIDN'T ANYTHING!'" That
boy was far from being innocent, most of them wondered if he had
ever been innocent in his entire life. Ayesha suddenly got a devilish
gleam in her eyes as she remembered something. "Is it just me, or did anyone see Draco smear some ink beneath her skirt? I'll totally shut up if any of you didn't see it..."
Ayesha then winked at Lissa. The girls, with the exception of a
furiously blushing Lissa, all bursting into a flurry of agreement. "Oh my Goddess! I'm not the only one who saw that!" "YES! I saw it too!" "My eyes weren't playing tricks on me!" "Lissa! You could have owned up to that!" "I didn't see that..." That was of course Erin's comment, she never seeing or understanding anything. Ayesha grinned widely and leaned forward, getting closer to Lissa. "Okay Lissa, we all know that you totally love the guy, and he
totally loves you, but did he really have to mark you under your skirt?!" There was a stunned silence for a brief second, before screams
of laughter echoed around the Headgirl's bedroom. Bradley and
Selena clung onto each other as they doubled over in laughter, the
others burying their faces in their pillows to try and muffle their
cries of mirth. Lissa sat on her bed, surprise written on her face. She
looked under her skirt and there was a long green mark. It took
several minutes for her to get over it and burst out laughing with the
rest of her friends. Some time later the girls were able to calm down
enough to carry on with their conversation. Several hours later, just before the girls were about to leave,
Lissa's bedroom door opened and Draco leaned in the doorframe. His
alabaster skin was devoid of any green ink and he smiled to all of the
girls. His hair still had some traces of emerald green ink in it, but
most of it was gone. The females threw looks at each other and in
their eyes the "marked" joke shone. All the girls started laughing
hysterically again, none of them trying to stifle their mirth in pillows.
Tears ran down most of their faces as they shrieked. Draco looked
completely lost as he looked from the laughing girls to his almost
screaming girlfriend. Above all the noise he hollered at Lissa so she
could hear him. "Lissa! What the hell is so funny?!?" Tears streamed down her cheeks as she looked at him. It took
her several deep breathes before she could reply. She got up and
walked over to him, and leaned on his chest. "Really Draco, you do not want to know." then she motioned to
her leg, "Just go before Erin looses anymore brain cells. Goddess
knows she needs the few she has..." Draco looked bemused, but soon figured it out. Before he left,
he winked at Lissa and did a motion on his leg, that was as if he was
marking her. He quickly left the hysterical girls' presence, before
Lissa could throw a pillow at him. Soon after he left, they regained
their composure, well most of them did, and they left Lissa's room.
Lissa sprawled out on her bed, a wide grin alight on her face. That
was a certain inside joke that would reverberate around the halls of
Hogwarts for a very long time to come, that she was sure of!
HAHAHAHA! I thought this was one of the funniest ones...it was a really funny joke that is still going on today...haha too bad all of you who weren't there didn't witness the "horror" as my friends say...it was a hilarious thing...
Your all time fav Malfoy obsessor, gothic-twif
*disclaimer* I don't own (very unfortunately) any Harry Potter Characters, but I do own Lissa...she is mine mine mine! only people that I give permission can use her...I also suck at disclaimers*
*AN* Okay, for those of you (others who are reading this), this is an inside joke that happened at school...it's a long story short, but you get the jist of it right? Hopefully you do...*END AN*
Lissa, Draco, and the rest of the gang were in Transfiguration.
They had all finished turning each other into white ferrets, much to
Draco's utmost horror, when Lissa was suddenly struck with an
ingenious idea. She took a bottle of emerald green ink out of her
book back along with a quill. Instead of dipping the sharpened side
in, she pushed the feathery part into the bottle and drenched it in ink.
An insane smile crossed her lips, and she drew it out and flicked the
laden feather at her boyfriend. Emerald liquid splattered across the
side of his face, in his hair, and on the collar of his crisp white shirt. This drew a gasp from him, as he turned and glared at her. She
was looking innocently and Brad, who was trying her hardest not to
blow a gasket from trying the swallow her laughter. He slowly picked
the bottle of ink up from the desk and dipped his fingers into it. He
drew them out a moment later and smeared his wet fingers along her
cheek, neck, and forehead. He re-dipped his fingers and wrote 'DAM'
(not trying to spell damn or anything) across the base of her throat,
making most of her face and neck a lovely shade of green. Lissa
looked completely astonished and the entire gang was laughing like
a couple of hyenas on crack. She snatched the bottle out of his hand
and emptied it over his head, dyeing his hair that rich shade of
emerald. As Lissa poured the bottle on top of her Dragon's head, she
thought she felt something wet and sticky run up her leg, underneath
her skirt, but she just decided to ignore it. He gaped and at that very
moment, McGonagall noticed the two now very green students in the
back of the room. "Mr. Malfoy! Ms. Moreno! What on earth are you doing?" Just as the culprits were about to reply, the magical bell let it's horribly obnoxious sound peal through the classroom, the harsh
sound grating off several layers of skin in everyone's ears. The gang
quickly go up and fled the Transfiguration classroom and down to
the Great Hall, eager for dinner. Lissa and Draco grinned widely to
each other and hooked arms. Lissa kissed Draco, and made both of
their lips green. Then she kissed him on the cheek and created a
green lip print. The couple followed their friends, both not caring that
their faces were stained with ink. After dinner, which had included very little food and a lot of
stares, Lissa and all her friends of the female gender hurried up to
the Headgirl's rooms. It was Friday night and time for them to have
their weekly powwow about anything and everything girl's talk about
when not in the overly powering stupid presence of their male
counterparts. Lissa dropped herself onto her bed, which
clashed with her face, her chin resting in her hands. The
rest of the girls made themselves very comfortable, summoning
cushions, blankets, and the like. When everyone was settled, Selena
was the first to talk. "So Lissa, why in the name of all things sharp and pointy did
you decide to flick Draco with the ink?" "I dunno, it was so freakin boring in class that I needed to
relieve myself of all my natural...tendencies." "But flick Draco with ink?" Brad said, a brow slightly raised. "Yep, don't forget he did sign his name at my throat then cover my face and most of my neck in ink. He's not totally innocent..." All of the girls snorted at the thought of Draco being the
innocent. "I can "do" a small impression of him...*does little
impression* "'I SWEAR I AM INNOCENT! I DIDN'T ANYTHING!'" That
boy was far from being innocent, most of them wondered if he had
ever been innocent in his entire life. Ayesha suddenly got a devilish
gleam in her eyes as she remembered something. "Is it just me, or did anyone see Draco smear some ink beneath her skirt? I'll totally shut up if any of you didn't see it..."
Ayesha then winked at Lissa. The girls, with the exception of a
furiously blushing Lissa, all bursting into a flurry of agreement. "Oh my Goddess! I'm not the only one who saw that!" "YES! I saw it too!" "My eyes weren't playing tricks on me!" "Lissa! You could have owned up to that!" "I didn't see that..." That was of course Erin's comment, she never seeing or understanding anything. Ayesha grinned widely and leaned forward, getting closer to Lissa. "Okay Lissa, we all know that you totally love the guy, and he
totally loves you, but did he really have to mark you under your skirt?!" There was a stunned silence for a brief second, before screams
of laughter echoed around the Headgirl's bedroom. Bradley and
Selena clung onto each other as they doubled over in laughter, the
others burying their faces in their pillows to try and muffle their
cries of mirth. Lissa sat on her bed, surprise written on her face. She
looked under her skirt and there was a long green mark. It took
several minutes for her to get over it and burst out laughing with the
rest of her friends. Some time later the girls were able to calm down
enough to carry on with their conversation. Several hours later, just before the girls were about to leave,
Lissa's bedroom door opened and Draco leaned in the doorframe. His
alabaster skin was devoid of any green ink and he smiled to all of the
girls. His hair still had some traces of emerald green ink in it, but
most of it was gone. The females threw looks at each other and in
their eyes the "marked" joke shone. All the girls started laughing
hysterically again, none of them trying to stifle their mirth in pillows.
Tears ran down most of their faces as they shrieked. Draco looked
completely lost as he looked from the laughing girls to his almost
screaming girlfriend. Above all the noise he hollered at Lissa so she
could hear him. "Lissa! What the hell is so funny?!?" Tears streamed down her cheeks as she looked at him. It took
her several deep breathes before she could reply. She got up and
walked over to him, and leaned on his chest. "Really Draco, you do not want to know." then she motioned to
her leg, "Just go before Erin looses anymore brain cells. Goddess
knows she needs the few she has..." Draco looked bemused, but soon figured it out. Before he left,
he winked at Lissa and did a motion on his leg, that was as if he was
marking her. He quickly left the hysterical girls' presence, before
Lissa could throw a pillow at him. Soon after he left, they regained
their composure, well most of them did, and they left Lissa's room.
Lissa sprawled out on her bed, a wide grin alight on her face. That
was a certain inside joke that would reverberate around the halls of
Hogwarts for a very long time to come, that she was sure of!
HAHAHAHA! I thought this was one of the funniest ones...it was a really funny joke that is still going on today...haha too bad all of you who weren't there didn't witness the "horror" as my friends say...it was a hilarious thing...
Your all time fav Malfoy obsessor, gothic-twif