*Ckret2, I hope you will forgive me, but I'm afriad I just don't have the stomach to fulfill your request....*'erps' as she feels the barrel of Megatron's fusion cannon against the middle of her back* I haven't the strength. Anyways, here I go with another request. This one is for Stormwind. Enjoy it!*

Demolisher sits with the radio running, listenting to the interesting sounds of Earth music. As he is listenting, a private communication opens up for him.

Demolisher: Hello? Oh, it's you, Starscream. What? Again? You gotta be kidding? *Demoliosher sighs* I've told you what to do a hundred times....tell her--Yes, Starscream. G'bye. *Demolisher rolls his eyes.

Demolisher: Starscream's got a girlfriend

Man he hates that femme

He tells me every day

He says, "I really gotta lose this chick

In the worst kind of way."

She sits on her aft and

He works until he drops

To give her money every payday

But she wants more dinero

Just to stay at home

Well, Starscream

Here is what you say:

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way."

Now, now *sung by Haley and the Authoress, who have magically appeared*

Starscream: "Why don't you get a job?" *watches Firestorm filing her nails*

Demolisher: Say,"No way, say no way ya, no way

Haley and Authoress: Now, now

Starscream: Why don't you get a job?"

Firestorm: *sighs, checking her nails once more, ignnoring Starscream*

Demolisher: I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

To keep her bill collectors at bay

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

Cause that girl's got expensive taste



Firestorm: *drinks wine with diamonds in the glass*

Starscream: I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way

Haley/Authoress: Now, now

Starscream: Why don't you get a job?

Haley/Authoress: Say,"No way." Say no way ya, no way *Haley and the Authoress have randomly appeared behind Starscream, and are singing in his audio receptor...more or less*

Now, now

Starscream: Why don't you get a job?

Firestorm: *rolls her optics* "Fine."

Starscream: Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all

Haley/Authoress: Oh yeah

Starscream: But hey man free rides just don't come along every day

Firestorm: Let me tell you about my friend now. *puts her arm around Elita-One.

Elita's got a boyfriend, man she hates that mech

She tells me every day

He wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well, my dear,

You gotta say:

Elita-One: "I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way."

Haley/Authoress: Now, now *they have now randomly appeared behind Elita-One*

Elita-One:"Why don't you get a job?" *watches Optimus, who is sitting in front of the TV and watching football yelling, 'GO COWBOYS!'

Firestorm: Say,"No way."

Say no way ya, no way

Haley/Authoress: Now, now

Elita-One:"Why don't you get a job?"

Haley/Authoress: Oh yeah

Starscream/Elita-One:"I won't give ya no money! I always pay!"

Haley/Authoress: Now, now

Starscream/Elita-One"Why don't you get a job?"

Haley/Authoress/Firestorm/Demolisher: Say,"No way." Say no way ya, no way

Now now

Starscream/Elita-One: Why don't you get a job!

I don't think this is one of my best fics...I didn't have the song to go by, only the lyrics. Maybe that's why. Oh, well. I just hope you all enjoy it. See ya next chappie. Oh yeah, and make sure you review! *points to the little button in the corner*