Okay, everyone, this is an very...interesting fanfic. This is a request for 'Feeling This' by Blink 182 from Manaic. This one is gonna be kinda hard to do as well, since I don't actaully have the song for inspiration. Well, here it goes!

"Okay, people--places please!" yells the Authoress as Haley walks into the room, decked out in a complete director's outfit. She pulls out her megaphone and addresses the various Transformers gathered, as well as random dancers.

"All, right. I want this to be good. Firestorm! Starscream! You two are the stars of this video, so make it look real...got it?"

The couple lock optics for a moment, the obvious animosity between them painfully at the surface.

"Fine," they say together.

Haley and Authoress: Get ready for action!



There are random drum beats and beginnings to a song....



Firestorm: There are no regrets right now

Haley and Authoress (for the whole song):(I'm feeling this)

The air is so cold and low (I'm feeling this)

Let me go into his room (I'm feeling this)

I wanna take off his armor (I'm feeling this)

Starscream: *pulls a John Travolta slide into the camera, looking at Firestorm with an almost predatory intent* Show me the way to bed (I'm feeling this)

Show me the way you move (I'm feeling this)

Starscream/Firestorm: Primus, its such a blur(I'm feeling this)

I love all the things you do (I'm feeling this)

[Chorus (sung by Haley, the Authoress, and Demolisher:]

Fate fell short this time

Your smile fades in the summer

Place your hand in mine

I'll leave when I wanna

Firestorm: *raises her optics seductivly* Where do we go from here

Starscream *with as much seduction as FS* Turn all the lights down now

Firestorm and Starscream: Our sparks are poudning bright (I'm feeling this)

Our engines are way too loud (I'm feeling this)

Firestorm: Show me the bedroom floor (I'm feeling this)

Show me the bathroom mirror (I'm feeling this)

Starscream: We're taking this way too slow (I'm feeling this)

Let's get away from here (I'm feeling this)

Firestorm (solo): This place was never the same again

After you came and went

How can you say you meant anything different

To anyone standing alone

In the air, in the form of a jet

On the first night we, well...

Starscream (solo): Look to the past

And remember that smile

And maybe tonight

I can breathe for awhile

I'm not in the seat

I think I'm goin' offline

But then all that it means is:

Starscream/Firestorm: I'll always be dreaming of you

"Cut!"

"Erm...Firestorm? Starscream?"

Haley and the Authoress look on as the couple continues to kiss....

Haley: *sighs* "Turn the lights off." *walks out with the Authoress, leaving the two lovebirds alone.