Cyclonus, A Mini-con, and Pie...
*I have honestly tried to make this one funny. I am so sorry the last one bombed! *bow, bow* "I promise to try harder to make my paraodies funny. Well, enjoy! This is a paraody of, 'Baby Bumblebee'"
Haley runs into the Decepticon base, eyes alight.
"Starscream! STARSCREAM! Guess what?!
Starscream: *mutters a curse under his breath* "Not her again....What, Human?"
Haley: Cyclonus caught a Minicon...
Cyclonus: *bouncing up and down, even skipping as he enters* Whee-hee!
Won't my leader be so proud of me,
I'm bringing Megatron a con that's Mini!
Minicon (you may insert your own if you wish): *bites Cyclonus' finger clean off*
Cyclonus: *holding his hand and dropping the Mini-con* Ouch! It bit me!
Megatron: Cyclonus, you IDIOT! Honestly, Thrust could do a batter job at getting Mini-cons than YOU!
Thrust: *cuddles with his Squidward plushie, drooling from inside his cage*
Meagtron: -_-() I didn't think that was possible....
Starscream: Megatron couldn't lead us to the broad side of a barn. I don't see why you have to give HIM that Minicon, Cyclonus.
Megatron: Why you--just say something like that again, you wretched fool!
Starscream: Megatron couldn't-- *gags as Megatron grabs his throat and begins to squeeze*
Megatron: I'm squishing the throat of that traitor Starscream,
So he'll fear me, and tremble in my wake,
I'm gonna make this traitor shiver and shake.
Demolisher: *walks in with a plate in his hand* Hey, is anyone in here awake?
Megatron and Cyclonus: NO!
Demolisher: *cringes at the shouting* I made pie....*smiles and holds up a perfect TF-size pie with whipped cream on top*
Megatron: It looks like just some heavy cream from here...
Demolisher: But I made a pie from it! *whimpers*
Megatron: *releases Starscream, who proceeds to gasp on the floor* "Give me that pie!"
A fight over the pie insues, filled with lots of laser pointing and insult-flinging. Everyone evetuanlly ends up covered with pie...
Cyclonus: I'm cleaning off the pie that's made of cream,
Megatron: I'm not finished with you yet, Starscream.
Starscream: Well you can be assured I'm through with you.
Haley: *walks in wearing an obviously new outfit* What do you think about this shade of blue?
Haley quickly runs from the room as laser fire follows.
"Wait! I HAVEN'T PAID FOR THIS OUTFIT YET! IT'S GONNA COST ME $400.00!"
Magically, the laser fire stops. And even more magically, the outfit has emerged undamaged. Haley and the Decepticons let out a sigh of relief...until Haley's clothing falls right at her feet, her lovely new outfit in pieces. There is a moment of silence as the Decepticons regard what they can see of the authoress' naked form.
Haley: QUIT STARING, DAMN YOU! *flushes a really bright red*
Decepticons: *clear their collective throat and carefully slide away into another room*
Haley: *magically wraps herself in a random tablecloth and runs after the Decepticons, flinging words such as, 'pervert,' and, 'pedophile' at them.*
*Hope you enjoyed! Please send a review!*
*I have honestly tried to make this one funny. I am so sorry the last one bombed! *bow, bow* "I promise to try harder to make my paraodies funny. Well, enjoy! This is a paraody of, 'Baby Bumblebee'"
Haley runs into the Decepticon base, eyes alight.
"Starscream! STARSCREAM! Guess what?!
Starscream: *mutters a curse under his breath* "Not her again....What, Human?"
Haley: Cyclonus caught a Minicon...
Cyclonus: *bouncing up and down, even skipping as he enters* Whee-hee!
Won't my leader be so proud of me,
I'm bringing Megatron a con that's Mini!
Minicon (you may insert your own if you wish): *bites Cyclonus' finger clean off*
Cyclonus: *holding his hand and dropping the Mini-con* Ouch! It bit me!
Megatron: Cyclonus, you IDIOT! Honestly, Thrust could do a batter job at getting Mini-cons than YOU!
Thrust: *cuddles with his Squidward plushie, drooling from inside his cage*
Meagtron: -_-() I didn't think that was possible....
Starscream: Megatron couldn't lead us to the broad side of a barn. I don't see why you have to give HIM that Minicon, Cyclonus.
Megatron: Why you--just say something like that again, you wretched fool!
Starscream: Megatron couldn't-- *gags as Megatron grabs his throat and begins to squeeze*
Megatron: I'm squishing the throat of that traitor Starscream,
So he'll fear me, and tremble in my wake,
I'm gonna make this traitor shiver and shake.
Demolisher: *walks in with a plate in his hand* Hey, is anyone in here awake?
Megatron and Cyclonus: NO!
Demolisher: *cringes at the shouting* I made pie....*smiles and holds up a perfect TF-size pie with whipped cream on top*
Megatron: It looks like just some heavy cream from here...
Demolisher: But I made a pie from it! *whimpers*
Megatron: *releases Starscream, who proceeds to gasp on the floor* "Give me that pie!"
A fight over the pie insues, filled with lots of laser pointing and insult-flinging. Everyone evetuanlly ends up covered with pie...
Cyclonus: I'm cleaning off the pie that's made of cream,
Megatron: I'm not finished with you yet, Starscream.
Starscream: Well you can be assured I'm through with you.
Haley: *walks in wearing an obviously new outfit* What do you think about this shade of blue?
Haley quickly runs from the room as laser fire follows.
"Wait! I HAVEN'T PAID FOR THIS OUTFIT YET! IT'S GONNA COST ME $400.00!"
Magically, the laser fire stops. And even more magically, the outfit has emerged undamaged. Haley and the Decepticons let out a sigh of relief...until Haley's clothing falls right at her feet, her lovely new outfit in pieces. There is a moment of silence as the Decepticons regard what they can see of the authoress' naked form.
Haley: QUIT STARING, DAMN YOU! *flushes a really bright red*
Decepticons: *clear their collective throat and carefully slide away into another room*
Haley: *magically wraps herself in a random tablecloth and runs after the Decepticons, flinging words such as, 'pervert,' and, 'pedophile' at them.*
*Hope you enjoyed! Please send a review!*