GoodNight, Transformers

*This one is, I hope, one of my funnier songs. This is a paraody of the song, 'Goodnight, Ladies' and 'Merrily We Roll Along,' I wrote this for GradySmith1976. If I can't do anything with the song you give me, I will still write you one--unless Megs decides to hurt me if I do...hee hee. Hope you like it, Grady!*

Haley and her ever-present friend, the Authoress, sneak around to the theme of 'Mission: Impossible.' They slip into the Decepticon base, and hear a strange song begin to play.

Haley: What the--?

Authoress: *shrugs* "Maybe you started something?"

Haley: *grins* "Maybe..."

Both authoresses cringe at what they hear next.

Starscream: Good night, Megatron

Good night, Megatron

Good night, Megatron

A leader you'll never be.

Haley/Authoress: What?!

Haley: Was...

Authoress: that...

Haley/Authoress: Starscream?



They look at each other with a certain degree of horror.* Partly because of the fact they heard the Seeker commander sing without any provocation whatsoever. The other reason was that Megatron didn't seem to hear it. Otherwise, he would have surely blasted him for that comment. What they hear next, though, is perhaps much more wrong....Megatron's voice, ringing clear as a bells in a church steeple.

Megatron: Good night, Starscream

Good night, Starscream

Good night, Starscream

You stupid, blundering traitor.

Haley and her friend cringe in horror, and quickly look at each other in sheer terror. What was going on!? Where were the insults and blaster fire?! Haley randomly pulls out a litlle minibike and starts it up, driving along with her friend in tow.

Haley/Authoress: Merrily, we roll along

Roll along, roll along

Merrily, we roll along

To the Autobot base!

In the Autobot base, the lights are dimmed, and the same sing is playing

Haley: Are they TRYING to scare us?

Authoress: I don't know. You're the one writing this!

Hotshot: Good night, Optimus

Optimus: Good night, Smokescreen

Blur: Good night, Jetfire

All: And death to Megatron!

Red Alert: Good night, Hotshot

Jetfire: Good night, Sideswipe

Sideswipe: Good night, Scavanger

All: And death...to...Mega....tron! *this is all sung in perfect harmony*

Haley: I really need to get to sleep earlier, don't I?

The Authoress nods in agreement.

*Hope you like it! Please leave a review!