Chapter 1
============================================================== Disclaimer: The author of this story has no intention of making fun of any part of this game. So if you are a dedicated Zelda Fan, be advised. *shifty eyes* ==============================================================
Zelda: The Untold Adventure of Link Chapter One
Lying there, under that beautiful oak tree was pure bliss. The birds softly singing overhead, the warm breeze caressing his face. "It couldnt get any better than this." He thought. Smiling, he opened his eyes. The sun was hanging in the sky and the white cotton clouds soared above. Suddenly, a bird fluttered down near him. It chirped as if to say something. "Aww screw off, buzzard." He muttered, closing his eyes again. It chirped again, getting closer to his face. With a careless wave of his hand he smacked it away. A few seconds later, he had the feeling that he shouldn't have done that. The bird, apparently pissed, dove upwards and began immediately attacking the guy's head. "BAAH! Crap! Geddit off! GEDDIT OFF!!" He began rolling around pawing at his face trying to fend off the crazed bird. Abruptly he snapped awake and sat straight up. Panting, he fumbled for the clock near his bed. But what he saw wasn't any clock. It was some strange, hovering object. It looked like a ball of red light with wings. Soon, he recognized it as a fairy. He stared blankly as it spoke.
"Hmph! What a brute!" Its bright red color faded slowly to a calm, yellowish glow as it rambled on and on. "If I had known that you were such an agressive morning person, I would have brought a shield! Why, if you had tried that sort of thing with me 3 hours ago, you would have regretted it. But I'm much older now so if you'd kindly just --"
"ALL RIGHT!!" Link finally shouted. "Don't yell at me so much when I haven't had my coffee!!! Now....." He paused. "What is it that requires me so desperately at 5 o' frickin' clock in the morning, you glowing freak?!"
The fairy suddenly became tart and businesslike. "My NAME, Link, is Navi. And for your information, the Great Deku Tree has summoned YOU of all people to his clearing in the forest. We must be there promptly. Hmph!" Seeing the look on Link's face she added: " And never mind how the heck I know your name."
Sighing and mumbling, Link slid off his bed. He began to remove his pajamas that had Triforce symbols all over them and noticed that Navi was still hovering in front of him. He glared. "SHOO, you pervert. I'll be out in a minute." He watched her as she flew out the door to wait. He pulled on a new, green tunic, fastened his favorite brown belt around his waist, and pulled on his worn-in leathery Kokiri Boots. Finally, he pulled on his hood-like hat over his long blonde hair. His blue eyes ran over himself in the mirror to make sure everything was on right, and he headed for the door.
He reached the doorway and felt the floor give way beneath him. There was a deafening crash and splintering wood. Screaming bloody murder, Link flailed helplessly as he fell into the blackness.
*~End~*
============================================================== Disclaimer: The author of this story has no intention of making fun of any part of this game. So if you are a dedicated Zelda Fan, be advised. *shifty eyes* ==============================================================
Zelda: The Untold Adventure of Link Chapter One
Lying there, under that beautiful oak tree was pure bliss. The birds softly singing overhead, the warm breeze caressing his face. "It couldnt get any better than this." He thought. Smiling, he opened his eyes. The sun was hanging in the sky and the white cotton clouds soared above. Suddenly, a bird fluttered down near him. It chirped as if to say something. "Aww screw off, buzzard." He muttered, closing his eyes again. It chirped again, getting closer to his face. With a careless wave of his hand he smacked it away. A few seconds later, he had the feeling that he shouldn't have done that. The bird, apparently pissed, dove upwards and began immediately attacking the guy's head. "BAAH! Crap! Geddit off! GEDDIT OFF!!" He began rolling around pawing at his face trying to fend off the crazed bird. Abruptly he snapped awake and sat straight up. Panting, he fumbled for the clock near his bed. But what he saw wasn't any clock. It was some strange, hovering object. It looked like a ball of red light with wings. Soon, he recognized it as a fairy. He stared blankly as it spoke.
"Hmph! What a brute!" Its bright red color faded slowly to a calm, yellowish glow as it rambled on and on. "If I had known that you were such an agressive morning person, I would have brought a shield! Why, if you had tried that sort of thing with me 3 hours ago, you would have regretted it. But I'm much older now so if you'd kindly just --"
"ALL RIGHT!!" Link finally shouted. "Don't yell at me so much when I haven't had my coffee!!! Now....." He paused. "What is it that requires me so desperately at 5 o' frickin' clock in the morning, you glowing freak?!"
The fairy suddenly became tart and businesslike. "My NAME, Link, is Navi. And for your information, the Great Deku Tree has summoned YOU of all people to his clearing in the forest. We must be there promptly. Hmph!" Seeing the look on Link's face she added: " And never mind how the heck I know your name."
Sighing and mumbling, Link slid off his bed. He began to remove his pajamas that had Triforce symbols all over them and noticed that Navi was still hovering in front of him. He glared. "SHOO, you pervert. I'll be out in a minute." He watched her as she flew out the door to wait. He pulled on a new, green tunic, fastened his favorite brown belt around his waist, and pulled on his worn-in leathery Kokiri Boots. Finally, he pulled on his hood-like hat over his long blonde hair. His blue eyes ran over himself in the mirror to make sure everything was on right, and he headed for the door.
He reached the doorway and felt the floor give way beneath him. There was a deafening crash and splintering wood. Screaming bloody murder, Link flailed helplessly as he fell into the blackness.
*~End~*