BWUAHAHAHAHAHA! Total of 6 reviews! AND ICEE POPS!!!! *puts the icee pops for Sanquinex away......... for obvious reasons....* No one else gave me anything....... ¿_¿ Don't I feel loved...... Nah, just kiddin. =^.^= Don't want to be spoiled.
Disclaimer: read last chapter.
Question: Since the Fairie God Sister is coming back, since Robert needs to kill her if he can, you want me to put a bio up for you on her.
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(Rob's Point of View)
Okay, to put this all as simple as I can.....
I'm dirty!
I'm bitchy!
And I have a fecking vampire under me!
............ A vampire in tight leather clothes..........
BAD MENTAL IMAGES!
But good temptations.............
NOOOO!!!!!!
I RATHER SLEEP WITH OLIVER THEN HIM!
................................. Nah, rather feck Johnny first. Atleast Johnny isn't afraid of breaking his nails.
"Get off me kid! You aren't exactly a light weight!" the vampire snapped at as I noticed I was still laying on him.
................ Oh no he did not just insult me!
I weigh like any normal guy at 18...... I think. From all the eclairs to french fries.... I guess I gained half a pound....
I lose weight really easy...
I run around the castle like, every hour... And it his a huge castle. You'll probably never seen one before I bet... HAH!
"For one, I'M NOT A KID! Two, DO NOT INSULT MY WEIGHT! I'M WEARING PADDING!!!........ And other safety stuff," I yelled, using the power of lungs.
Enrique, you can eat your heart out. I'm way louder then you.
"Damnit kid! Ever heard of a guy in pain, in the mudd, with a brat on him that won't get off! What, do you want me to pick you up! Even though you weigh a ton or so, I can still pick you up!"
"I bet you can't!"
"Can too!"
"Can't!"
"Can!"
"Can't!"
"Can!"
"Fine then! Try!"
Hey, atleast I didn't say 'Bite me!' or something along those lines.
"Brat..." I heard him mutter before he grabbed the collar of my t-shirt, moved me off of him kinda roughly, not letting go of my shirt.
"Hey, lighten up on the grip already. Uhh.... You're kinda tall... Hey! What are you doing! Let me down!" I bitched, as the crismon-haired man stood up and picked me up to his eye-level.... Maybe higher... All I know is that my feet have left the ground...
"I should bite you for your attitude," he threatened me...
I really don't think an apology would help me now...
"Hmm...."
I opened my eyes since I had them closed... You would close your eyes too knowing that you were being held by a very pissed off vampire.
Okay, why does he look confused... Can someone fill me in! I kinda got lost when... Umm.... That sister person fell face first into the lake... Which was kinda funny to watch!
"You look kinda familiar," the vamp admitted, his onyx eye's narrowing at me.
"What, you don't remember Sanquinex? Man, I feel so loved," I said sarcastically as Sanquinex gives off that look saying "I would love to kill you at the moment if you don't stop with your attitude you punk."
To bad, I'm not a punk! I'm a prince with an attitude!
"Only so few know me. You're definately not any of my teammates. You're not a Bladebreaker.... None of them have purple hair..... You're that snobbish Majestic, Robert! And you remembered me! I thought I wasn't worth being remembered," the vampire sneered, putting me down on my feet again. Okay, how can he figure out who I am before 5 minutes of meeting! It took me 6 minutes!
"It probably just slipped into my mind," I lied, looking as innocent as possible. Damn I wish Max could of taught me how to pull off the innocent act, he's the king at it.
"Mmhmm, and I'm actually a human with great dental care," Sanquinex sneered at me.
My, isn't he a nice fellow. Should invite him home for tea. And after that, I'll kill him along with Fairie for bringing him here!
............... I was being sarcastic, except on the last note.
"And I thought you were actually humanly challenged," I told him truthfully. What, he even says that he and all those other mons- I mean humanly challenged teammates of his are.
"I can tell you like to back-talk people till you get your way," he told me.
.................. Well DAMN! How can I back-talk that! If I back-talk him, it'll prove I do back-talk.
But I should!
Shouldn't!
Should!
Shouln't!
Shou- WHAT THE HELL! I'm back-talking myself!
............. I need some mental help...
"So what if I do? Like you shouldn't care! And by the way, blood is dripping out of your mouth," i told him, disgusted by the blood.
"Ahh, damnit! I forgot, I was feeding when something knocked me out!" he cried out, wiping the blood off his chin with his hand. Then he started licking his hand...
And I thought Tyson needed manners....
"Do you have to do that?" I asked him while I turned away. I really don't want to lose my lunch, breakfast, and maybe last nights dinner.
"If I want to live, yes."
"Vampires......"
"Humanly challenged!"
"Fine then, humanly challenged...." I sighed, CORRECTLY. God, and I thought Gustav was the perfectionist.
"Robert... Just a question.... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?!?!?!" the vampire yelled, pointing at my outfit.
Okay, so I thought the mudd could of covered up the t-shirt and jeans. But I guess it didn't totally.
"Umm..... Uhh...... Stop staring please. It isn't nothing out of the ordinary," I said, sweatdropping a little.... or alot.
"Nothing out the ordinary for my meals, for a prince.... It's kinda disturbing."
"Like your outfit isn't any better!"
"Hey! Don't insult the outfit! It took me a whole day to kill the right people to get the outfit! Leather is very hard to get!"
"What! And you think it was easier for me to get this stuff! It'll hurt my reputation if the public found out that I have these clothes!" I told him, just realizing something...
"Oh fecking shit! You saw me wearing this!" I yelled out in horror as Sanquinex smirked at me.
"And I also know you sound like a girl when you're panicked."
"I don't sound like a girl! That'll be Oliver's job!"
"Yeah, and it's that blonde brat's job to fuck the green-haired boy!"
"........ I hate to admitt it, but you're right on that one," I said in defeat. God if Oliver or Enrique ever heard me saying this..... Let's just say things will not be pretty. Well, since Oliver will be there, then yes it'll be pretty actually.
"And am I right on the fact that the sun is setting on us?"
....... WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
I quickly looked up at the sun.
Damnit, he's right. Again.
"Where's my bike? I gotta get back to the castle," I panicked... trying to not sound like a girl as much as I could.
"Bike? What's that?"
At that statement, my face was in the mudd for the third time that day. I tripped okay!
"You don't know what a motorcycle is?"
"I thought you were looking for a bike?"
"Are you dumb?"
"Are you gay?"
............... Mudd is good, mudd is nice, mudd is another way of covering up your face so no one can see your face blushing like hell.
After my face turned back to it's normal color I think, I wiped the mudd off. I wish I wore goggles or something, they could of helped.
"And why do you ask?" I asked calmly as I stood up, and walked over to the lake. Ahh, a crystal clear lake, nice and cold. And a good way of cleaning myself up.
"Ask what?"
"If I was gay or not," I stated, taking off my gloves and soaked them in the water.
Don't worry for all those people who care enough to worry for me, there's nothing in this lake. Not a fish or minnow. This place is more like a spring. No plant life at the bottom, only rocks. And a couple hundred yards away is a waterfall coming out of the rocks. I don't know how that's possible, but it's possible.. And pretty too.
"I don't know. You allows struck me as the gay type."
"And how did I strike you as gay?" I said, trying to get a straight answer as I used one of my water soaked gloves as a wash rag to clean the mudd off my face.
"Well...."
HAH! He can't find an answer!
Well, I must admitt that he was right about me being gay though.
I looked over my shoulder at him... God, if he kept thinking so hard his brain will melt! Oh well, it's due time to piss him off again.
"I bet you can think of one good reason to back up your statement," I said, flashing him one of those to die for smiles that would make any guy melt. Hey, it worked on Tyson a couple of times. I remember the first time I used it on him. God, I think he fainted or something.
"I will find out something to back up my statement Robert, just you wait!" Sanquinex vowed as I laughed silently at him. He can search and search some more! He'll never find anything out on me!
I put the gloves back on my hands when I felt that nearly all the mudd on my face was gone and went over to the vampire who looked pretty pissed.
"Okay vamp, I would suggest you coming with me to my home, or stay out here in the woods, alone. Well not totally alone. There had been rumors going around that a pack of wolves have been seen in this area," I told him as I started down the trail. I'll come back in the morning for my bike and I have plenty portable cd players and Evanescence cds in my room.
"You think I would believe that?"
"Oh, and that I'm the only one around here that knows the way back to civilization," I stated, smirking to myself. Okay, I lied about the wolves, but my last statement was true. Unless the guy came here before...
... Highly unlikely.
I continued my smirk as I heard him following me, muttering something. I can tell what he's muttering, and it's something little kids should hear. Luckily I'm the youngest person in my castle so no little kid's ears will be burned.
"How long is this walk?" Sanquinex asked me five minutes later.
Long enough to think up some very brutual but still fun to watch torture plans for the next idiot to ruin my life.
"A mile."
"A mile!"
"Yes a mile. Think you can tough it out?"
"I don't know. After being knocked unconcious and then learn you've been kidnapped by one of your rivals is kinda brethe-taking," he told me as I quickly spun around to meet his gaze.
"What do you mean kidnapped! I didn't even know you would be the one to fall out of the sky!"
"Then I didn't plan on falling out of the sky today!"
"First you nearly threaten to bite me and now you're saying I kidnapped you!"
"My aren't you the smart one!"
"Maybe you should of stayed at the lake!"
"Fine, just one question. Is there only one path back to your castle?"
I looked at him confused. Why was he asking that?
"Umm.... yeah, why?"
"Because I don't feel like hearing yu all the way there!" Sanquinex told me before he pulled back his fist and punched me right in the middle of the face...
.......... Ooohh.... Pretty beyblades....
'Boss, why can't I get just a little nap up here!'
....... OH GOD! NOT HER!
Wait, YES IT IS! It is her!
I looked up into a tree just off the path to find that short little brat laying down on a tree branch, watching the scene.
But, I thought she said that I can only see her when I'm asleep.....
'You are you idiot, look down!' she told me, pointing down at my feet.
I looked down like she said......
........ Okay, kinda freaky. I'm lying on the ground knocked out...
HOLY SHIT! Sanquinex killed me!
'No he didn't, he just knocked you out!' Fairie told me as she floated down next to me.
'Man, he can punch good then,' I said, scanning the area. I guess no one can see me except the sister person.
'Man, you're a smart one,' my God Sister said as I glared at her. But she shook it off and continued. 'You're right, only I can see you when you sleep. You're like a ghost whenever you're asleep and you're in the real world and not the dream world.'
'Huh?'
'To put it simple, whenever you sleep, you can either go to two worlds. The real world in which you live in by day, but only as a ghost. Or you can go to the dream world where most people usually do go.'
'Okay, so I'm like a ghost or something?'
'You're smart!'
'Funny. Har dee fecking har!'
'Atleast I'm not the little sarcastic bastard of the group!'
'No, you're the little sarcastic bitch. And I mean little literally,' I told her, looking her over.
'..... WHY DOES EVERYONE BRING UP THE HEIGHT PROBLEM?!?!?!' she wailed, curling up into a ball.
'Sheesh........ okay, you can stop now! Come on! I'M SORRY! You're not THAT short...'
'Do you mean it?' she asked, looking at me with those innocent grayish silver eyes of hers.
Fah, innocent. Yeah right.
'Yes.'
'Really?'
'Really...'
'Really really?'
'Did you watch Shrek any time before ruining my life?'
'I like Donkey!' she chirped happily. Okay, she offically scares me...
I looked back down at the ground to see if I was still there....
OH MY GOD! I DISAPPEARED!
And oh my god, I'm talking about myself... Kinda wierd and cool at the same time...
'Oh God, oh God, where did I go?' I panicked, now showing my girly panicky side. I LOST MYSELF!
'Oh Boss, oh Boss, where did your lover go?' Fairie, too, panicked.
'Lover? Me and him? No, you made a mistake! You were supposed to send Mel Gibson!'
'Sorry to say but I think he's married.'
'So?'
'I should really tell Sanquinex a reason to prove you're gay to him,' God Sister sighed, looking around the area. Then she looked up. Then looked panicked, severly.
GOD! Don't tell me another waterfall is coming down on us!
'Robert, do you know when vampires usually feed?'
'Umm.. Mostly at night I think,' I answered her, confused. Man, I mustbe the most confused person of all time!
'No, I mean during which moon. Like the full of wax,' she said as I began to ponder.
'Well, to most facts vampires don't like any type of light, so I believe they come out to feed usually on the new moons,' I told her as her face took on the face of total panic.
'Robert, do you see any moon tonight?' she asked as I looked up and searched the sky.
'No, I think tonight is a new mo-'
OH GOD! Now I know what she's thinking!
'OH FECKING JESUS DAMNIT GOD! HOLY SHIT! HOLY FECKING SHIT! A VAMPIRE HAS MY BODY ON A NEW MOON!' I screamed... a couple pitches higher then usual.
.... You would too if you found out a vampire had your unconcious body on a feeding night.
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Disclaimer: read last chapter.
Question: Since the Fairie God Sister is coming back, since Robert needs to kill her if he can, you want me to put a bio up for you on her.
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(Rob's Point of View)
Okay, to put this all as simple as I can.....
I'm dirty!
I'm bitchy!
And I have a fecking vampire under me!
............ A vampire in tight leather clothes..........
BAD MENTAL IMAGES!
But good temptations.............
NOOOO!!!!!!
I RATHER SLEEP WITH OLIVER THEN HIM!
................................. Nah, rather feck Johnny first. Atleast Johnny isn't afraid of breaking his nails.
"Get off me kid! You aren't exactly a light weight!" the vampire snapped at as I noticed I was still laying on him.
................ Oh no he did not just insult me!
I weigh like any normal guy at 18...... I think. From all the eclairs to french fries.... I guess I gained half a pound....
I lose weight really easy...
I run around the castle like, every hour... And it his a huge castle. You'll probably never seen one before I bet... HAH!
"For one, I'M NOT A KID! Two, DO NOT INSULT MY WEIGHT! I'M WEARING PADDING!!!........ And other safety stuff," I yelled, using the power of lungs.
Enrique, you can eat your heart out. I'm way louder then you.
"Damnit kid! Ever heard of a guy in pain, in the mudd, with a brat on him that won't get off! What, do you want me to pick you up! Even though you weigh a ton or so, I can still pick you up!"
"I bet you can't!"
"Can too!"
"Can't!"
"Can!"
"Can't!"
"Can!"
"Fine then! Try!"
Hey, atleast I didn't say 'Bite me!' or something along those lines.
"Brat..." I heard him mutter before he grabbed the collar of my t-shirt, moved me off of him kinda roughly, not letting go of my shirt.
"Hey, lighten up on the grip already. Uhh.... You're kinda tall... Hey! What are you doing! Let me down!" I bitched, as the crismon-haired man stood up and picked me up to his eye-level.... Maybe higher... All I know is that my feet have left the ground...
"I should bite you for your attitude," he threatened me...
I really don't think an apology would help me now...
"Hmm...."
I opened my eyes since I had them closed... You would close your eyes too knowing that you were being held by a very pissed off vampire.
Okay, why does he look confused... Can someone fill me in! I kinda got lost when... Umm.... That sister person fell face first into the lake... Which was kinda funny to watch!
"You look kinda familiar," the vamp admitted, his onyx eye's narrowing at me.
"What, you don't remember Sanquinex? Man, I feel so loved," I said sarcastically as Sanquinex gives off that look saying "I would love to kill you at the moment if you don't stop with your attitude you punk."
To bad, I'm not a punk! I'm a prince with an attitude!
"Only so few know me. You're definately not any of my teammates. You're not a Bladebreaker.... None of them have purple hair..... You're that snobbish Majestic, Robert! And you remembered me! I thought I wasn't worth being remembered," the vampire sneered, putting me down on my feet again. Okay, how can he figure out who I am before 5 minutes of meeting! It took me 6 minutes!
"It probably just slipped into my mind," I lied, looking as innocent as possible. Damn I wish Max could of taught me how to pull off the innocent act, he's the king at it.
"Mmhmm, and I'm actually a human with great dental care," Sanquinex sneered at me.
My, isn't he a nice fellow. Should invite him home for tea. And after that, I'll kill him along with Fairie for bringing him here!
............... I was being sarcastic, except on the last note.
"And I thought you were actually humanly challenged," I told him truthfully. What, he even says that he and all those other mons- I mean humanly challenged teammates of his are.
"I can tell you like to back-talk people till you get your way," he told me.
.................. Well DAMN! How can I back-talk that! If I back-talk him, it'll prove I do back-talk.
But I should!
Shouldn't!
Should!
Shouln't!
Shou- WHAT THE HELL! I'm back-talking myself!
............. I need some mental help...
"So what if I do? Like you shouldn't care! And by the way, blood is dripping out of your mouth," i told him, disgusted by the blood.
"Ahh, damnit! I forgot, I was feeding when something knocked me out!" he cried out, wiping the blood off his chin with his hand. Then he started licking his hand...
And I thought Tyson needed manners....
"Do you have to do that?" I asked him while I turned away. I really don't want to lose my lunch, breakfast, and maybe last nights dinner.
"If I want to live, yes."
"Vampires......"
"Humanly challenged!"
"Fine then, humanly challenged...." I sighed, CORRECTLY. God, and I thought Gustav was the perfectionist.
"Robert... Just a question.... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?!?!?!" the vampire yelled, pointing at my outfit.
Okay, so I thought the mudd could of covered up the t-shirt and jeans. But I guess it didn't totally.
"Umm..... Uhh...... Stop staring please. It isn't nothing out of the ordinary," I said, sweatdropping a little.... or alot.
"Nothing out the ordinary for my meals, for a prince.... It's kinda disturbing."
"Like your outfit isn't any better!"
"Hey! Don't insult the outfit! It took me a whole day to kill the right people to get the outfit! Leather is very hard to get!"
"What! And you think it was easier for me to get this stuff! It'll hurt my reputation if the public found out that I have these clothes!" I told him, just realizing something...
"Oh fecking shit! You saw me wearing this!" I yelled out in horror as Sanquinex smirked at me.
"And I also know you sound like a girl when you're panicked."
"I don't sound like a girl! That'll be Oliver's job!"
"Yeah, and it's that blonde brat's job to fuck the green-haired boy!"
"........ I hate to admitt it, but you're right on that one," I said in defeat. God if Oliver or Enrique ever heard me saying this..... Let's just say things will not be pretty. Well, since Oliver will be there, then yes it'll be pretty actually.
"And am I right on the fact that the sun is setting on us?"
....... WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
I quickly looked up at the sun.
Damnit, he's right. Again.
"Where's my bike? I gotta get back to the castle," I panicked... trying to not sound like a girl as much as I could.
"Bike? What's that?"
At that statement, my face was in the mudd for the third time that day. I tripped okay!
"You don't know what a motorcycle is?"
"I thought you were looking for a bike?"
"Are you dumb?"
"Are you gay?"
............... Mudd is good, mudd is nice, mudd is another way of covering up your face so no one can see your face blushing like hell.
After my face turned back to it's normal color I think, I wiped the mudd off. I wish I wore goggles or something, they could of helped.
"And why do you ask?" I asked calmly as I stood up, and walked over to the lake. Ahh, a crystal clear lake, nice and cold. And a good way of cleaning myself up.
"Ask what?"
"If I was gay or not," I stated, taking off my gloves and soaked them in the water.
Don't worry for all those people who care enough to worry for me, there's nothing in this lake. Not a fish or minnow. This place is more like a spring. No plant life at the bottom, only rocks. And a couple hundred yards away is a waterfall coming out of the rocks. I don't know how that's possible, but it's possible.. And pretty too.
"I don't know. You allows struck me as the gay type."
"And how did I strike you as gay?" I said, trying to get a straight answer as I used one of my water soaked gloves as a wash rag to clean the mudd off my face.
"Well...."
HAH! He can't find an answer!
Well, I must admitt that he was right about me being gay though.
I looked over my shoulder at him... God, if he kept thinking so hard his brain will melt! Oh well, it's due time to piss him off again.
"I bet you can think of one good reason to back up your statement," I said, flashing him one of those to die for smiles that would make any guy melt. Hey, it worked on Tyson a couple of times. I remember the first time I used it on him. God, I think he fainted or something.
"I will find out something to back up my statement Robert, just you wait!" Sanquinex vowed as I laughed silently at him. He can search and search some more! He'll never find anything out on me!
I put the gloves back on my hands when I felt that nearly all the mudd on my face was gone and went over to the vampire who looked pretty pissed.
"Okay vamp, I would suggest you coming with me to my home, or stay out here in the woods, alone. Well not totally alone. There had been rumors going around that a pack of wolves have been seen in this area," I told him as I started down the trail. I'll come back in the morning for my bike and I have plenty portable cd players and Evanescence cds in my room.
"You think I would believe that?"
"Oh, and that I'm the only one around here that knows the way back to civilization," I stated, smirking to myself. Okay, I lied about the wolves, but my last statement was true. Unless the guy came here before...
... Highly unlikely.
I continued my smirk as I heard him following me, muttering something. I can tell what he's muttering, and it's something little kids should hear. Luckily I'm the youngest person in my castle so no little kid's ears will be burned.
"How long is this walk?" Sanquinex asked me five minutes later.
Long enough to think up some very brutual but still fun to watch torture plans for the next idiot to ruin my life.
"A mile."
"A mile!"
"Yes a mile. Think you can tough it out?"
"I don't know. After being knocked unconcious and then learn you've been kidnapped by one of your rivals is kinda brethe-taking," he told me as I quickly spun around to meet his gaze.
"What do you mean kidnapped! I didn't even know you would be the one to fall out of the sky!"
"Then I didn't plan on falling out of the sky today!"
"First you nearly threaten to bite me and now you're saying I kidnapped you!"
"My aren't you the smart one!"
"Maybe you should of stayed at the lake!"
"Fine, just one question. Is there only one path back to your castle?"
I looked at him confused. Why was he asking that?
"Umm.... yeah, why?"
"Because I don't feel like hearing yu all the way there!" Sanquinex told me before he pulled back his fist and punched me right in the middle of the face...
.......... Ooohh.... Pretty beyblades....
'Boss, why can't I get just a little nap up here!'
....... OH GOD! NOT HER!
Wait, YES IT IS! It is her!
I looked up into a tree just off the path to find that short little brat laying down on a tree branch, watching the scene.
But, I thought she said that I can only see her when I'm asleep.....
'You are you idiot, look down!' she told me, pointing down at my feet.
I looked down like she said......
........ Okay, kinda freaky. I'm lying on the ground knocked out...
HOLY SHIT! Sanquinex killed me!
'No he didn't, he just knocked you out!' Fairie told me as she floated down next to me.
'Man, he can punch good then,' I said, scanning the area. I guess no one can see me except the sister person.
'Man, you're a smart one,' my God Sister said as I glared at her. But she shook it off and continued. 'You're right, only I can see you when you sleep. You're like a ghost whenever you're asleep and you're in the real world and not the dream world.'
'Huh?'
'To put it simple, whenever you sleep, you can either go to two worlds. The real world in which you live in by day, but only as a ghost. Or you can go to the dream world where most people usually do go.'
'Okay, so I'm like a ghost or something?'
'You're smart!'
'Funny. Har dee fecking har!'
'Atleast I'm not the little sarcastic bastard of the group!'
'No, you're the little sarcastic bitch. And I mean little literally,' I told her, looking her over.
'..... WHY DOES EVERYONE BRING UP THE HEIGHT PROBLEM?!?!?!' she wailed, curling up into a ball.
'Sheesh........ okay, you can stop now! Come on! I'M SORRY! You're not THAT short...'
'Do you mean it?' she asked, looking at me with those innocent grayish silver eyes of hers.
Fah, innocent. Yeah right.
'Yes.'
'Really?'
'Really...'
'Really really?'
'Did you watch Shrek any time before ruining my life?'
'I like Donkey!' she chirped happily. Okay, she offically scares me...
I looked back down at the ground to see if I was still there....
OH MY GOD! I DISAPPEARED!
And oh my god, I'm talking about myself... Kinda wierd and cool at the same time...
'Oh God, oh God, where did I go?' I panicked, now showing my girly panicky side. I LOST MYSELF!
'Oh Boss, oh Boss, where did your lover go?' Fairie, too, panicked.
'Lover? Me and him? No, you made a mistake! You were supposed to send Mel Gibson!'
'Sorry to say but I think he's married.'
'So?'
'I should really tell Sanquinex a reason to prove you're gay to him,' God Sister sighed, looking around the area. Then she looked up. Then looked panicked, severly.
GOD! Don't tell me another waterfall is coming down on us!
'Robert, do you know when vampires usually feed?'
'Umm.. Mostly at night I think,' I answered her, confused. Man, I mustbe the most confused person of all time!
'No, I mean during which moon. Like the full of wax,' she said as I began to ponder.
'Well, to most facts vampires don't like any type of light, so I believe they come out to feed usually on the new moons,' I told her as her face took on the face of total panic.
'Robert, do you see any moon tonight?' she asked as I looked up and searched the sky.
'No, I think tonight is a new mo-'
OH GOD! Now I know what she's thinking!
'OH FECKING JESUS DAMNIT GOD! HOLY SHIT! HOLY FECKING SHIT! A VAMPIRE HAS MY BODY ON A NEW MOON!' I screamed... a couple pitches higher then usual.
.... You would too if you found out a vampire had your unconcious body on a feeding night.
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............................HI THERE! IT'S TIME TO REVIEW TO THE REVIEWS! YAY!
Heather: WRITING AT 2 A.M. IF FUN DAMNIT! YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
Wierd Guy: ARE YOU WIERD? YOU HAVE A WIERD NAME! I KNOW, WIERD COUPLING! I DON'T KNOW WHERE SANQUINEX CAME FROM, I WASN'T THAT AT HIS BIRTH! BUT I'M SURE WE'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH IN THE STORY!
Tsuname Wave: *screams* TIDAL WAVE! AH, JUST KIDDING! THANKS! DON'T WORRY I WILL CONTINUE WRITING STORIES! HUH! *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Pink Devil: DUDE! IT ISN'T ALL TO HEALTHY TO ONLY HAVE THAT MANY POPS! YOU NEED MORE! I LOVE THE DARE SHOW SO FAR! I THINK I SUBMITTED MORE DARES IN! OH, AND I THINK SANQUINEX LIKES THE BLOOD POPS! ....... GOOD! I DON'T WANT TO DIE ANY TIME SOON FROM BLOOD LOST!
Draconicality: *fwhaps Johnny over the head with a wedge of cheese* READING PLAYBOY YOUNG MAN! TSK TSK TSK! I SHOULD STRIKE HELL UPON YOU! AFTER I'M DONE RUINING ROBERT'S LIFE! DON'T WORRY JOHNNY, YOU'LL GET A SPECIAL PAIRING IN THIS STORY AND I BELIEVE I SHALL CLAIM THE FIRST OF IT! (insert evil laugh) MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Silver-Eyes Magican Girl: NO DUH NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF THIS! I MEAN, COME ON! ROBERT OF ALL PEOPLE! ANY OF THE MAJESTICS! THAT'S WHY IT MAKES SUCH A GREAT AND EVIL PLAN! THANKS TOO.
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I SHALL BE OFF! JOHNNY YOU BETTER NOT BE READING THAT MAGAZINE AGAIN OR I'LL RISE HELL UPON YOU AND PAIR YOU UP WITH SOMEONE VERY STRANGE! LIKE ME! =^.^= I WOULDN'T MIND THAT!
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