Zelda: The Untold Adventure of Link
Chapter Two
WHUMP. He landed, finally, on a soft, unfamiliar surface. As he stood up, fearful thoughts raced through his mind. "The heck?!" He stammered. It was pitch black. The only thing he saw was what seemed to be a never-ending black void. Above, he saw a small white patch of light. It was the hole he fell through. It was so far away that it only looked the size of a quarter. Silence encircled him. He shivered. He opened his mouth to speak again, but just then, an echoing wind whirled about the void.
Sinister laughter filled the air. Link froze, awestruck. "Feeble child," It began."You are foolish to have thought that you could just leave me behind and forget about me..." Link remained quiet. "Your silence explains it all. I know you recognize my voice.. Haha. It is I. Your teddy bear! MR. RUFFLYKINS!!"
"Wait a minute!!!" Link shouted. "I never had a teddy bear named Mr. Rufflykins!"
"EH?" The voice seemed deeply confused. "Uhh.. Is this not Mido of the Kokiri folk???"
"Uh, Nooooo.... This is LINK. Dumbass." He was angry that he had been confused with the biggest prick in his villiage.
"Ohhhh crudmuffins," Said the voice, sounding very embarassed and disappointed. I spent YEARS slaving and building this booby trap dungeon by hand! I wanted to get that little snot back for forgetting me and replacing me with a George Bush action figure. And to think I took the wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up building it under the wrong house!! Sorry about the mix-up. I'll just turn these lights back on." And the wind was gone.
WHUMP. He landed, finally, on a soft, unfamiliar surface. As he stood up, fearful thoughts raced through his mind. "The heck?!" He stammered. It was pitch black. The only thing he saw was what seemed to be a never-ending black void. Above, he saw a small white patch of light. It was the hole he fell through. It was so far away that it only looked the size of a quarter. Silence encircled him. He shivered. He opened his mouth to speak again, but just then, an echoing wind whirled about the void.
Sinister laughter filled the air. Link froze, awestruck. "Feeble child," It began."You are foolish to have thought that you could just leave me behind and forget about me..." Link remained quiet. "Your silence explains it all. I know you recognize my voice.. Haha. It is I. Your teddy bear! MR. RUFFLYKINS!!"
"Wait a minute!!!" Link shouted. "I never had a teddy bear named Mr. Rufflykins!"
"EH?" The voice seemed deeply confused. "Uhh.. Is this not Mido of the Kokiri folk???"
"Uh, Nooooo.... This is LINK. Dumbass." He was angry that he had been confused with the biggest prick in his villiage.
"Ohhhh crudmuffins," Said the voice, sounding very embarassed and disappointed. I spent YEARS slaving and building this booby trap dungeon by hand! I wanted to get that little snot back for forgetting me and replacing me with a George Bush action figure. And to think I took the wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up building it under the wrong house!! Sorry about the mix-up. I'll just turn these lights back on." And the wind was gone.