Hey! I tried to make this funny, and this is my first fanfic. JP and
Marisol, Eddie and Elise, and Zoe and Psymon are dating in this fic. Seeiah
is self-conceited, and Kaori is weird. Set in SSX Tricky. Enjoy and please
review!
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from SSX Tricky or Justin Timberlake or Evanessence or Jerry Springer or.... pretty much everything else but the plot. Don't like sue me or whatever.
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Chapter 1- Garibaldi Showdown
Elise was at the top of the mountain looking down at the fresh powder. "I'm so glad Razel decided to come to Garabaldi this week. I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a quick run before the race." She said to herself as she placed her board down and strapped her boots in. "Here we go."[?] She shuffled over to the section of the mountain that started to descend. She was about to go down when she heard someone screaming her name.
"Hey Elise, wait up!" Eddie was running after her with his board under his arm.
"What up Puff," she said as he came up next to her.
"Nothin much, babe. Watcha doing?" he asked.
"Oh nothing," she said with a grin spreading across her face.
"Well, everyone in the circuit is havin a party the night before the race at the end of the week."
"So you mean everyone is going to be hung-over or drunk while racing. That's great. I'm going to kick some serious ass then."
"You know, you still gotta beat me." Eddie said with a smile.
"Was that a threat or a challenge?" Elise smirked.
"Both," Eddie said.
"I'll take you on any place, any time."
"Ok then, how about now, you and me."
"You're on. Okay go." Before they took off, Eddie slipped his board under hers and she fell.
"Hey Puff, you cheated."
He turned around and said," Sorry sweetie, but I'm not losing to my girlfriend." All of the sudden, he ran right into a tree that was on the mountain.
"What was that about not losing to your girlfriend?" Elise laughed as she passed him. "Be glad you have the afro, otherwise you would have lost a few more brain cells. Cya at the bottom Puff." She couldn't stop laughing to herself the entire way down. She finally reached the bottom and stopped her board before she ran into Eddie. "How did you beat me?" she asked dumbfoundedly.
"The gondola at the top of the mountain really helps with the speed, ya know."
"You....jackass," she gasped between laughs. She pushed him playfully and he fell into the snow. Before he fell, he grabbed her wrist and she fell as well. She started kissing him when all of the sudden, she heard a voice from above them.
"Oh Elise, You little slut," Zoe said jokingly. Elise and Eddie quickly stood up brushing the snow off.
"What are you talking about, we weren't doing anything," said Eddie, blushing furiously.
Psymon came up to stand next to Zoe. "Puff, since when are you a serious player? I didn't know that girls actually liked you," he said, putting his arm around Zoe.
Elise was starting to fume. She walked over to Psymon and kicked him in the balls. He was screaming and cursing.
"I wouldn't mess with her if I were you, she gets [?]vicious when she's angry," said Eddie. "You wanna be next, Puff?" Elise snapped. She was really starting to get pissed at everyone butting into her make-out session.
Zoe was nearly in tears as she was laughing at Psymon. "I can't wait to tell everyone back at the lodge that YOU got the crap beaten out of you by a girl. And not just any girl, the model who couldn't hurt anyone if her life depended on it!" Zoe laughed, "just kidding Elise." She added seeing her face.
Elise scoffed. "Yea, I'm not surprised, he deserved it."
"Shut-up bitches," Psymon snarled.
"Excuse me!!!" both girls said in unison.
"Do you really want to get beat up again Psy?" said Elise menacingly.
"Yea, and this time we won't take it so easy on you," said Zoe. Elise, Zoe and Psymon were all yelling and the girls tackled Psymon into the snow. Eddie was leaning against a tree to keep himself standing up. He was laughing his brains out.
"Come on guys we had better get back to the lodge. The sun is setting you know," Eddie said fighting back tears.
"You're right, we'd better go, don't want anyone worrying about us," said Zoe.
"Yea, let's leave before it gets to dark for us to see," Elise stated. She got off of Psymon and went over to Eddie to be his 'Walking-support' because he was laughing so much. Psymon pulled his face out of the snow and walked along side the others. The four of them trudged back to the hotel right on the mountain that Razel booked for the members of the circuit.
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This is my first fanfic. I hope you are enjoying it so far. It is kinda boring and stupid, but I promise it gets better. Plz review! Falmes accepted. :D!
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from SSX Tricky or Justin Timberlake or Evanessence or Jerry Springer or.... pretty much everything else but the plot. Don't like sue me or whatever.
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Chapter 1- Garibaldi Showdown
Elise was at the top of the mountain looking down at the fresh powder. "I'm so glad Razel decided to come to Garabaldi this week. I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a quick run before the race." She said to herself as she placed her board down and strapped her boots in. "Here we go."[?] She shuffled over to the section of the mountain that started to descend. She was about to go down when she heard someone screaming her name.
"Hey Elise, wait up!" Eddie was running after her with his board under his arm.
"What up Puff," she said as he came up next to her.
"Nothin much, babe. Watcha doing?" he asked.
"Oh nothing," she said with a grin spreading across her face.
"Well, everyone in the circuit is havin a party the night before the race at the end of the week."
"So you mean everyone is going to be hung-over or drunk while racing. That's great. I'm going to kick some serious ass then."
"You know, you still gotta beat me." Eddie said with a smile.
"Was that a threat or a challenge?" Elise smirked.
"Both," Eddie said.
"I'll take you on any place, any time."
"Ok then, how about now, you and me."
"You're on. Okay go." Before they took off, Eddie slipped his board under hers and she fell.
"Hey Puff, you cheated."
He turned around and said," Sorry sweetie, but I'm not losing to my girlfriend." All of the sudden, he ran right into a tree that was on the mountain.
"What was that about not losing to your girlfriend?" Elise laughed as she passed him. "Be glad you have the afro, otherwise you would have lost a few more brain cells. Cya at the bottom Puff." She couldn't stop laughing to herself the entire way down. She finally reached the bottom and stopped her board before she ran into Eddie. "How did you beat me?" she asked dumbfoundedly.
"The gondola at the top of the mountain really helps with the speed, ya know."
"You....jackass," she gasped between laughs. She pushed him playfully and he fell into the snow. Before he fell, he grabbed her wrist and she fell as well. She started kissing him when all of the sudden, she heard a voice from above them.
"Oh Elise, You little slut," Zoe said jokingly. Elise and Eddie quickly stood up brushing the snow off.
"What are you talking about, we weren't doing anything," said Eddie, blushing furiously.
Psymon came up to stand next to Zoe. "Puff, since when are you a serious player? I didn't know that girls actually liked you," he said, putting his arm around Zoe.
Elise was starting to fume. She walked over to Psymon and kicked him in the balls. He was screaming and cursing.
"I wouldn't mess with her if I were you, she gets [?]vicious when she's angry," said Eddie. "You wanna be next, Puff?" Elise snapped. She was really starting to get pissed at everyone butting into her make-out session.
Zoe was nearly in tears as she was laughing at Psymon. "I can't wait to tell everyone back at the lodge that YOU got the crap beaten out of you by a girl. And not just any girl, the model who couldn't hurt anyone if her life depended on it!" Zoe laughed, "just kidding Elise." She added seeing her face.
Elise scoffed. "Yea, I'm not surprised, he deserved it."
"Shut-up bitches," Psymon snarled.
"Excuse me!!!" both girls said in unison.
"Do you really want to get beat up again Psy?" said Elise menacingly.
"Yea, and this time we won't take it so easy on you," said Zoe. Elise, Zoe and Psymon were all yelling and the girls tackled Psymon into the snow. Eddie was leaning against a tree to keep himself standing up. He was laughing his brains out.
"Come on guys we had better get back to the lodge. The sun is setting you know," Eddie said fighting back tears.
"You're right, we'd better go, don't want anyone worrying about us," said Zoe.
"Yea, let's leave before it gets to dark for us to see," Elise stated. She got off of Psymon and went over to Eddie to be his 'Walking-support' because he was laughing so much. Psymon pulled his face out of the snow and walked along side the others. The four of them trudged back to the hotel right on the mountain that Razel booked for the members of the circuit.
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This is my first fanfic. I hope you are enjoying it so far. It is kinda boring and stupid, but I promise it gets better. Plz review! Falmes accepted. :D!