Zelda: The Untold Adventure of Link

Chapter 3

"Wait wait wait!" Link cried into the silence. "What the frick am I supposed to do to get outta this place?!"

"Oh yeah…" The windy voice returned. "Take this.." And out of thin air popped a muffin and it landed in Link's outstretched hands.

Link's eyes bugged out. "A muffin. A MUFFIN? What the Hylia am I gonna do with this?!"

"Ohhhh, that's not just any muffin. It is the Almighty God-like Muffin of Baked Goodness!" The voice replied seriously. "Look at it carefully…" And the voice faded away and Link was left alone with silence and that twittering fairy, Navi.

Link stared at the muffin… He noticed that on the top of it was carved a very detailed map that must have been of the place he was in right now. Link blinked in disbelief. "Wow. He has too much time on his hands…" He noticed that there were 3 rooms to the dungeon. He decided to get going.

He neared the door that was the only exit from this room. Navi flitted behind him as he stepped into the next room. The door slammed shut behind him which made him jump. It was eerily quiet. The only noise came from the flickering torches on the dungeon walls. Link thought to himself as he surveyed the area. " I hope I don't run into anything I'm going to have to fend off because I don't have anything to fend off with."

Suddenly as if something were reading Link's thoughts, a humungous, black,… spirit-y… thing burst from the depths beneath the dungeon and laughed a demonic laugh with a gaping red mouth and red slits for eyes. Although it seemed to be made of some dark vapor, it looked muscular and unstoppable!

Frozen in horror, Link backed against the wall and, hyperventilating, rummaged in his pockets for something… anything!!! His hand closed around something… What was it?