SORRY SORRY SORRY! I was worried about school and all that, and had writer's block that I completely forgot about the story!
¿-¿ THE MOUSE IS SORRY!
Disclaimer: Read Chapter 1 Disclaimer you idiots.
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(Sanquinex's PoV........... Wow, a challenge right here)
Gotta hand it to the kid, nice place.
VERY nice place....
Love the night workers...
Those ladies back there were fine!
Hmm.... I wonder where their rooms are?
Don't get me wrong! I'm taken! Can't a guy have a little fun once in a while though?!
I know it's cheating, but I can't help it!
My..... How can I say this?
Lupinex.... is.... my-my...........
Okay, trying to tell myself that Lupe and I are..... are.....
You know, it feels like there's someone listening in on my thoughts. Ever since I first got here. Which is totally wierd, don't you think?
I mean, come on!
Isn't it totally wierd that one minute, you're out feeding on this lovely lady and the next, your rival is laying on you dressed as a kid for once.
It's like a nightmare I tell you!
But a feeling inside me tells me that I'm not sleeping.
....... When all this is over, I swear that Lupinex will have the best lay of his life when I'm through with him.
I really just need to forget that all of this happen, get back to the guys and Lupe, and and just wipe this horrible memory from my mind.
Maybe get Cenotaph and Zomb out of the apartment for a few hours... Just enough to let me and Lupe have some fun...
Yeah right, Lupinex hasn't been the same since he mysteriously disappeared a few monthes ago and reappeared.
Before that, we loved being together every day.
Now... It's like he's changed.
He barely stays in the same room with me, sleeps on the couch, and hardly speaks to me now.
When I get back home, I don't care what it takes to lay him. I don't care if I even have to rape him at this rate, I REALLY NEED IT!
Woah, that maid has one nice body.
WOAH, that maid has one nice rack.
NO WOAH! THAT ONE'S TO OLD!
Well, not as old as myself.
So I look like I'm in my early 20's, you're wrong.
Try early 1700's.
And that's like a child for a vampire!
"Hey look! It's Robert's boyfriend!"
"Yeah, I've heard he was hot, but not THIS hot!"
"Look's like a trouble-maker to me," the older maid said spitefully at me. My oh my, isn't she pleasent.
"Why hello there ladies, is this your grandma?" I asked, slightly glaring at grandma as the two younger and finer maids started giggling in their highly annoying voices. They're nice, but not my types. Their voices aren't... Well.... Non-annoying.
"Excuse me Bri, Trista, but could you two girls let me have a small talk with this young BOY," Grandma asked, NO, commanded the other maids. The two teens just merely shrugged, and walked off. Leaving me alone.... With the old hag.... AND THEY DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE THEY WERE STAYING IN THIS DANG CASTLE!
"What do you want, Grandma?" I asked, kinda pissed off at the raisin.
"One, the name's Ms. Johnson. Two, what were doing with Master Robert out in the wood?!" the human raisin seemed to yelled at me. Geez, what a nice lady!
"I was trying to rape him," I teased her as she, well.... Let's just say that you should never tell a maid of a rich prince that... Because.... Well..... Things weren't pretty.... Wait they never were with her in the room... Except those two maids...
"YOU WHAT?!?! I SHOULD CALL THE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!"
"Hold it Grandma, I was just kiddin with you! I'm no rapist! I was out camping with a few of my friends and they ditched me!" I lied to her. I was never camping if you weren't listening earlier. AND I'M NO RAPIST!
"YOU LITTLE PUNK! YOU SHOULD NEVER LIE TO A ELDER!"
"I'M NO PUNK! I'M JUST SOMEONE WHO WAS DITCHED BY HIS FRIENDS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS!"
Okay, so I lied to the old lady... Again...
"Okay, fine. But why was my Master Robert all dirty, bruised, and knocked out?"
Damn.... This old lady wants a reason to hand me over to the police...
"I found him like that on a path out in the woods. So I decided to carry him back up the path, that long distance, back to your kindness," I lied once again. But way more dramatically.
"..... Fine. I'll let you pass this time BOY but if you're staying in this castle, you'll need to be clean!" she demanded, as she made a grab for my wrist. "And I don't care what it takes, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO BE CLEAN IN THIS HOME!"
....... This woman scares me...... And I'm supposedly a 'Monster of the Night.'
'She scares a lot of people.... SHE DOESN'T WEAR WHITE!'
....... WHAT THE HELL?!?! THAT WASN'T MY VOICE!!!!
From what my meals tell me, my voice is deep and seductive. Not... well.... high-pitched and squeaky.
WHO IN THE WORLD IS INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE?!?!?!
.................. 'Oppsie.'
Okay... Strange.... Little voice inside my head. I am going crazy.
Yes I am, because for some reason the old lady is dragging me down a hall, saying something about a bath and fuzzy loofa sponges.....
'This is going to be great. Got my video camera and everything ready!'
Change from the title of 'Little Voice In My Head,' to 'Perverted Little Voice In My Head.'
'Hey I take that as an insult! It's for a friend who's having a hard time decided wether or not to stalk and rape you!'
My... That's very disturbing.....
'Yeah, he is EXTREMELY disturbing. Especially with the whole getting his best friend to feck one of his workers idea... Wait, that was pure genius. Scratch the whole best friend raping someone else is disturbing thing, it's pure genius!'
Who is this..... And I'm not asking you this, I'm demanding you of this!
'Oh my, aren't you polite? Call me Fairie and it's my job to intrude on weak minded people such as yourself,' the voice insulted me.
Oh my, aren't you a sarcastic bitch. Call me the bastard that wants you out of his head!
'Can't, my Fairie senses are saying that I'm going to have the greatest porn video by the end of the week! AND IT'S FOR A FRIEND! Really, he'll love it!'
WAIT A GOD DAMN SECOND! A GUY IS GOING TO GET THIS VIDEO?!?!?!?!
'Oppsie again?'
Noooo, I want the guy to be happy. Watching me take a bath with fuzzy loofa sponges, most likely talking to myself will make the guy really happy!
'Can I try making a movie then?'
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
"Maybe a bubble bath would do your skin some good, boy," Grandma told me, finally dragging me back to whatever reality she was in.
And that reality includes trying to rip my leather shirt off my body...
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
"Hey! My shirt! STOP!" I basically yelled, trying to keep my shirt on.
You would try to keep your LEATHER shirt on if an OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD lady was trying to rip it off!
Must be one of Robert's great great great great great great great ancestors or something.....
Oh man, I just insulted Robert's ancestors really bad!
'Tell me about bad, I forgot the popcorn!'
You're just loving this, aren't you?
MY SHIRT!!!!
'You sound like a girl!'
The... old lady... took my.... SHIRT!!!!!
"Leather? Boy, you really need a life. I'll get you some new clothes. Now I'll leave you to undress yourself and the bubble bath is right over there. Now remember, cleanliness is next to godliness!" that raisin told me before taking my shirt with her out of the bathroom which was quite large.....
Is that a fountain?
Is that a..... Fish?
Is that a...... Turtle?
IS THAT A DUCK?!?!?!
'I think that it is a fountain, fish, turtle, and duck....'
What, no alligator or shark?
'They're in separate fountains two stories down.'
................... Dang, Robert's rich......
'Noooo, he stole it all...'
Really?
'Aren't we smart today?'
I guess that's a no then.
'DAMNIT! I ran of video and film!'
Geez, to bad. And I'm still in my pants.... Film? YOU HAD CAMERAS?!
'Sooo.........'
How much film did you use?
'Umm... Lost count after let's say 9?'
.............. Are you one of those type of girls that are sooo into something that they loose themselves in it, not aware of the world around you?
'Yeah, I'm also scitzophrenic, idiotic, super blonde, intellegent, tempermental, tramatized, and sometimes a little bit constipated or however you say it.'
........... I shall not comment.
........... Can you please get out of here, I need to seriously take a bath.
'Fine, I guess I'll go talk to Robby....'
Robby? What kind of name is that? Where the parent's drunk at the time they named him?
'Dude, Robby's my personal nickname for Robert. You know, the guy who has the crappy name AND is keeping you in HIS castle!'
Should of known. So what did he do this time? Pay you off to bug me invisibly? Pay you to get some lovely photos of me taking a bath? What?!
'Dude, I'm just hired to get him something. And the photos are for my personal entertainment.... And you're not allowed to talk about Robby like that!'
Why, afraid I might hurt his little feelings when you tell him!
'No, I just know that he's super hot!'
You're one strange little girl. Who would like ~HIM?~
'I saw you blush when he smiled at you at the lake!'
He..... Made me angry!
'Ooooohhh! Hesitation! YOU LIKE ROBBY! YOU LIKE ROBBY!
OWW! You're yelling in my head!
'Geez, sorry. Well anyways, ADMITT IT! You think Robby's sexy... You want to hold him... You want to hug him... You want to love him...'
SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO GET YOUR OWN HEAD!!!!!!
'Looks like Vampie's in a bad mood today. Whatever, I'll be back later. I'll see you at dawn break! I gotta go bug Robby now! He's sleeping! BYE BYE!'
I can hear her leaving now... Laughing like a maniac..... I think I should pity him...... Nah, let him suffer with the brat. I'm going to take my bathe.
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xD Please don't kill me, anyone of ya'll. I've got enough threatening e-mails to last me a life time. I've already started on new chapters to all my chapter stories so please, STOP SENDING THE THREATS! Thankyou and have a nice day.
¿-¿ THE MOUSE IS SORRY!
Disclaimer: Read Chapter 1 Disclaimer you idiots.
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(Sanquinex's PoV........... Wow, a challenge right here)
Gotta hand it to the kid, nice place.
VERY nice place....
Love the night workers...
Those ladies back there were fine!
Hmm.... I wonder where their rooms are?
Don't get me wrong! I'm taken! Can't a guy have a little fun once in a while though?!
I know it's cheating, but I can't help it!
My..... How can I say this?
Lupinex.... is.... my-my...........
Okay, trying to tell myself that Lupe and I are..... are.....
You know, it feels like there's someone listening in on my thoughts. Ever since I first got here. Which is totally wierd, don't you think?
I mean, come on!
Isn't it totally wierd that one minute, you're out feeding on this lovely lady and the next, your rival is laying on you dressed as a kid for once.
It's like a nightmare I tell you!
But a feeling inside me tells me that I'm not sleeping.
....... When all this is over, I swear that Lupinex will have the best lay of his life when I'm through with him.
I really just need to forget that all of this happen, get back to the guys and Lupe, and and just wipe this horrible memory from my mind.
Maybe get Cenotaph and Zomb out of the apartment for a few hours... Just enough to let me and Lupe have some fun...
Yeah right, Lupinex hasn't been the same since he mysteriously disappeared a few monthes ago and reappeared.
Before that, we loved being together every day.
Now... It's like he's changed.
He barely stays in the same room with me, sleeps on the couch, and hardly speaks to me now.
When I get back home, I don't care what it takes to lay him. I don't care if I even have to rape him at this rate, I REALLY NEED IT!
Woah, that maid has one nice body.
WOAH, that maid has one nice rack.
NO WOAH! THAT ONE'S TO OLD!
Well, not as old as myself.
So I look like I'm in my early 20's, you're wrong.
Try early 1700's.
And that's like a child for a vampire!
"Hey look! It's Robert's boyfriend!"
"Yeah, I've heard he was hot, but not THIS hot!"
"Look's like a trouble-maker to me," the older maid said spitefully at me. My oh my, isn't she pleasent.
"Why hello there ladies, is this your grandma?" I asked, slightly glaring at grandma as the two younger and finer maids started giggling in their highly annoying voices. They're nice, but not my types. Their voices aren't... Well.... Non-annoying.
"Excuse me Bri, Trista, but could you two girls let me have a small talk with this young BOY," Grandma asked, NO, commanded the other maids. The two teens just merely shrugged, and walked off. Leaving me alone.... With the old hag.... AND THEY DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE THEY WERE STAYING IN THIS DANG CASTLE!
"What do you want, Grandma?" I asked, kinda pissed off at the raisin.
"One, the name's Ms. Johnson. Two, what were doing with Master Robert out in the wood?!" the human raisin seemed to yelled at me. Geez, what a nice lady!
"I was trying to rape him," I teased her as she, well.... Let's just say that you should never tell a maid of a rich prince that... Because.... Well..... Things weren't pretty.... Wait they never were with her in the room... Except those two maids...
"YOU WHAT?!?! I SHOULD CALL THE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!"
"Hold it Grandma, I was just kiddin with you! I'm no rapist! I was out camping with a few of my friends and they ditched me!" I lied to her. I was never camping if you weren't listening earlier. AND I'M NO RAPIST!
"YOU LITTLE PUNK! YOU SHOULD NEVER LIE TO A ELDER!"
"I'M NO PUNK! I'M JUST SOMEONE WHO WAS DITCHED BY HIS FRIENDS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS!"
Okay, so I lied to the old lady... Again...
"Okay, fine. But why was my Master Robert all dirty, bruised, and knocked out?"
Damn.... This old lady wants a reason to hand me over to the police...
"I found him like that on a path out in the woods. So I decided to carry him back up the path, that long distance, back to your kindness," I lied once again. But way more dramatically.
"..... Fine. I'll let you pass this time BOY but if you're staying in this castle, you'll need to be clean!" she demanded, as she made a grab for my wrist. "And I don't care what it takes, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO BE CLEAN IN THIS HOME!"
....... This woman scares me...... And I'm supposedly a 'Monster of the Night.'
'She scares a lot of people.... SHE DOESN'T WEAR WHITE!'
....... WHAT THE HELL?!?! THAT WASN'T MY VOICE!!!!
From what my meals tell me, my voice is deep and seductive. Not... well.... high-pitched and squeaky.
WHO IN THE WORLD IS INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE?!?!?!
.................. 'Oppsie.'
Okay... Strange.... Little voice inside my head. I am going crazy.
Yes I am, because for some reason the old lady is dragging me down a hall, saying something about a bath and fuzzy loofa sponges.....
'This is going to be great. Got my video camera and everything ready!'
Change from the title of 'Little Voice In My Head,' to 'Perverted Little Voice In My Head.'
'Hey I take that as an insult! It's for a friend who's having a hard time decided wether or not to stalk and rape you!'
My... That's very disturbing.....
'Yeah, he is EXTREMELY disturbing. Especially with the whole getting his best friend to feck one of his workers idea... Wait, that was pure genius. Scratch the whole best friend raping someone else is disturbing thing, it's pure genius!'
Who is this..... And I'm not asking you this, I'm demanding you of this!
'Oh my, aren't you polite? Call me Fairie and it's my job to intrude on weak minded people such as yourself,' the voice insulted me.
Oh my, aren't you a sarcastic bitch. Call me the bastard that wants you out of his head!
'Can't, my Fairie senses are saying that I'm going to have the greatest porn video by the end of the week! AND IT'S FOR A FRIEND! Really, he'll love it!'
WAIT A GOD DAMN SECOND! A GUY IS GOING TO GET THIS VIDEO?!?!?!?!
'Oppsie again?'
Noooo, I want the guy to be happy. Watching me take a bath with fuzzy loofa sponges, most likely talking to myself will make the guy really happy!
'Can I try making a movie then?'
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
"Maybe a bubble bath would do your skin some good, boy," Grandma told me, finally dragging me back to whatever reality she was in.
And that reality includes trying to rip my leather shirt off my body...
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
"Hey! My shirt! STOP!" I basically yelled, trying to keep my shirt on.
You would try to keep your LEATHER shirt on if an OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD lady was trying to rip it off!
Must be one of Robert's great great great great great great great ancestors or something.....
Oh man, I just insulted Robert's ancestors really bad!
'Tell me about bad, I forgot the popcorn!'
You're just loving this, aren't you?
MY SHIRT!!!!
'You sound like a girl!'
The... old lady... took my.... SHIRT!!!!!
"Leather? Boy, you really need a life. I'll get you some new clothes. Now I'll leave you to undress yourself and the bubble bath is right over there. Now remember, cleanliness is next to godliness!" that raisin told me before taking my shirt with her out of the bathroom which was quite large.....
Is that a fountain?
Is that a..... Fish?
Is that a...... Turtle?
IS THAT A DUCK?!?!?!
'I think that it is a fountain, fish, turtle, and duck....'
What, no alligator or shark?
'They're in separate fountains two stories down.'
................... Dang, Robert's rich......
'Noooo, he stole it all...'
Really?
'Aren't we smart today?'
I guess that's a no then.
'DAMNIT! I ran of video and film!'
Geez, to bad. And I'm still in my pants.... Film? YOU HAD CAMERAS?!
'Sooo.........'
How much film did you use?
'Umm... Lost count after let's say 9?'
.............. Are you one of those type of girls that are sooo into something that they loose themselves in it, not aware of the world around you?
'Yeah, I'm also scitzophrenic, idiotic, super blonde, intellegent, tempermental, tramatized, and sometimes a little bit constipated or however you say it.'
........... I shall not comment.
........... Can you please get out of here, I need to seriously take a bath.
'Fine, I guess I'll go talk to Robby....'
Robby? What kind of name is that? Where the parent's drunk at the time they named him?
'Dude, Robby's my personal nickname for Robert. You know, the guy who has the crappy name AND is keeping you in HIS castle!'
Should of known. So what did he do this time? Pay you off to bug me invisibly? Pay you to get some lovely photos of me taking a bath? What?!
'Dude, I'm just hired to get him something. And the photos are for my personal entertainment.... And you're not allowed to talk about Robby like that!'
Why, afraid I might hurt his little feelings when you tell him!
'No, I just know that he's super hot!'
You're one strange little girl. Who would like ~HIM?~
'I saw you blush when he smiled at you at the lake!'
He..... Made me angry!
'Ooooohhh! Hesitation! YOU LIKE ROBBY! YOU LIKE ROBBY!
OWW! You're yelling in my head!
'Geez, sorry. Well anyways, ADMITT IT! You think Robby's sexy... You want to hold him... You want to hug him... You want to love him...'
SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO GET YOUR OWN HEAD!!!!!!
'Looks like Vampie's in a bad mood today. Whatever, I'll be back later. I'll see you at dawn break! I gotta go bug Robby now! He's sleeping! BYE BYE!'
I can hear her leaving now... Laughing like a maniac..... I think I should pity him...... Nah, let him suffer with the brat. I'm going to take my bathe.
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xD Please don't kill me, anyone of ya'll. I've got enough threatening e-mails to last me a life time. I've already started on new chapters to all my chapter stories so please, STOP SENDING THE THREATS! Thankyou and have a nice day.