Summary: DA soap opera, what could be better? If you said "Nothing, sir!" You are correct in that nothing is better, but incorrect in the fact that you just called me a man. I resent you for that, reader.
Disclaimer: If they want them so bad, they can pry them from my cold, dead hands!
A/N: I don't know what the firetruck is the matter with me either. Ahahaha.
EPISODE ONE - "Amnesia...Nesia...Nesia...Nesia..."
The wind whipped across Max's face, throwing her hair in every which direction, as she stood atop the Space Needle. The sun was setting behind her, causing her to seemingly glow a soft orange, which was both eerie and beautiful. She sighed and turned to walk into the used-to-be-restaurant of the Needle, but stopped and gasped audibly and overly dramatically.
"What are you doing here?" She asked, her hand flying up to her chest to clutch dramatically at her heart.
Logan stood motionless, allowing the effect of the whipping wind and orange glow of the sun to sink in. Finally he braced himself dramatically, then grabbed Max and brought her close. "Max, it's Cindy..."
"Oh God..." She whispered dramatically and then turned into a pseudo puddle in Logan's arms. "What's happened?"
"There's been... an accident." He paused, to let this fact sink into Max's head. After she gave a sharp intake of breath, he continued. "She was hit by an across town bus only a few moments ago. They say she'll live, but... she'll have AMNESIA...NESIA...NESIA..."
Am I the only one that heard that echo? Max thought. She pressed a hand to her forehead and swooned. "I feel faint. You must take me to her!"
"I have the car running. Come quickly!"
The Dark Angel theme song plays, but slower and more whimsical. Slowly everything fades out and flashes of Max, Logan, Original Cindy, Alec, Kendra, and whatever random people and what have you zip by. Then everything comes back in focus...
Max seated herself by Cindy's bedside, crying openly and wailing like she would not see tomorrow. She accepted a tissue from Logan and blotted her eyes.
"Oh, oh, Cindy, do you remember me?"
Max moved extremely close to Cindy's face, to give herself the impression of an extreme close up. Cindy's eyes widened and she held a confused look on her face. "I don't remember!"
Max began to weep and threw herself on the floor. Logan dropped to his knees beside her and let out a fierce cry of "Why, God, why?"
The door opened suddenly and Dr. Alec McAlecson swept into the room, his overly starched lab coat flailing behind him dramatically. "I might be able to help her!"
Max pulled herself up from the floor and regarded Alec. "Oh. My. God."
Logan got up and did the same. "McAlecson! ...Or should I say Alec-who-has-no-last-name!? What are you doing back here? After what you did to recluse billionaire Normal... uh... Normal... uh..."
"Peculiar!" Max offered.
"I... I did not imagine us reuniting in such a way." Alec admitted and took on a stony countenance. "But now that we have... there is something you all must know."
Max and Logan clung to each other, not sure they could take another shock.
"You see," Alec said and removed his lab coat, then pointed to Cindy. "She is pregnant with my child!"
"You bastard!" Max exclaimed and slapped him.
"Who are you people!?" Original Cindy demanded.
"What is this?" Alec asked, shocked. Quite dramatically shocked.
"Don't you know?" Logan asked, dramatically of course. He took in a deep breath so he could boom, "She's got amnesia!"
"No!" Alec screeched.
"Yes!" Max screeched.
"No!" Alec screeched.
"Yes!" Max screeched.
"No!" Alec screeched.
"Yes!" Max screeched.
"No!" Alec screeched.
"Yes!" Max screeched.
Then she slapped him. Dramatically. Then she broke down into tears and dissolved into a puddle on the floor. Whilst she was doing so, part witch, part skanky ho Kendra McKendrasonsen entered the room, wearing a conical hat and dominatrix outfit.
"Dayum." Original Cindy muttered. Then she gasped. "I'm gay!"
"She's remembered something!" Logan cried.
"There is hope!" Max squealed from the floor.
While the trio celebrated, Alec began noticing the eyes Kendra McKendrasonsen was making at him...
Next time, on AS THE SPACE NEEDLE TURNS...
"I've remembered something else!" Original Cindy exclaimed.
Tune in next time to find out what happens!