I am trying to write a good catfight. I think this chappie is the best so
far, so tell me how I did. In this chappie , things also get un-weirder
than the past chapters. And I fonally got my comp to let me read reviews!
yipeee!
Special thankies to my wonderful reviewers, I LOVE YOU ALL!
Rainy: yes, i just fixed my im adress yesterday. it is now sportsangel121
Nomysp's Angel: don't worry, there isnt much Zoe/Psymon, in fact, she is mad at him thru most of this fic!
LadyCourt: yes, Eddie's nickname reflects upon his wonderful fro. -^.^-!
iluvminidrew: cut the broken arm jokes or i will posess you and turn you into my personal slave! muahahahahah... and i was upsety for a good reason! he died... again.. sniffle.
psyco: lol yes, i updated. keep reviewin gurl!
goth: i figured it was val. let me take you up on that offer to assure ppl a slow agonizing death... lol!
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Chapter 3- chaos and catfights
When Eddie and Elise got back to the lodge, they heard laughter and screaming. When they entered, they just stood in the doorway, looking from the scene they saw, to each other and back into the lodge. Kaori was listening to 'Senorita' and dancing miserably, Moby looking as though he were about to throw-up with a green colored bagel next to him, Seeiah was laughing at Luther stuck in the doorway and yelling 'WHOO I RULE', Zoe and Psymon were snickering next to a broken punch bowl, Razel covered in pink shit, and Brodi in the corner of the room trying to meditate.
"Helloooo," Eddie said tentativly.
"What the fuck is going on?" screamed Elise. Everyone stopped in shock, even Kaori stopped dancing, luckily. Seeiah was complaining that Kaori's odd behavior was scaring all of the squirrels, her only friends besides Marisol.
"Thank you, Elise, know I can meditate in peace," Brodi said in a calm voice.
"Yes, thank you Elise," said Razel grabbing a towel from the bathroom and wiping his head with the towel. "I think this promotes a raise, you seem to be the only one who can control the circuit."
"You are the damn manager, so that isnt saying much!" yelled Psymon. Razel chose to ignore him.
"I am so talented that I go from being dropped to a raise in one day. Athank you!" said Elise mockingly, and she directed it towards Marisol.
"What!?! She gets a raise for fooling around her boyfriend! I'm the one working my ass off!" Marisol yelled as Elise snickered, "Shut up bitch, anyway, I'm the one who brings in the crowd!! I'm the Anna Kornickova of this circuit," Marisol added, enraged.
"No, your the whore of the circuit and you're not pretty at all," Elise retorted. "Besides, you dont need a raise. JP will get you whatever you want. You certainly depend on him enough." Elise smiled and waited for a response.
"Well at least I don't screw every guy I meet," Marisol shot back.
"That, my dear slut, is you! " said Elise cooly while folding her arms across her chest and sticking out her tounge like a five year old.
Marisol was shaking with rage as her fists were clenched and she was stumbling for words.
"Oh boy, here we go again," Zoe said to Eddie and Psymon, who nodded.
"Does anyone have popcorn?" asked Moby.
"Doez anyone have a bucket of vater?" J.P. asked with a sly smile.
"Shut up JP, you pervert, now is not the time for a wet t-shirt contest. Save it for the after party. WHOO I RULE!" said Seeiah.
After 30 minutes of yelling a cat fight started. Razel couldn't afford to have any of the riders hurt for the race at the end of the week. It took Mac, who finally returned from the woods, to hold back Marisol and Eddie, Psymon, Brodi, Moby, JP, and Zoe to hold Elise back. Kaori was dancing around happily (to Justin Timberlake of course) while Seeiah, and Luther were watching.
"This reminds me of Jerry Springer, oh, good times, when I could sit and watch hookers fight over an ugly fat man," Luther said.
"That describes you perfectly, WHOO I TOTALLY RULE!" whispered Seeiah to Kaori, who was in her own little Japanese girl world.
"Let me go, I'm going to kill the bitch!" screamed Elise. "No insults my beauty or Canada and lives to tell the tale!"
"Well, I always let you get away with calling me a latino whore-", " YOU ARE!" yelled Elise interupting her. Marisol continued "you little skank, besides, I heard that you screwed Luther behind Eddie's back." She smiled evily.
"Thats it! Its on! You're lying!" yelled Elise.
"You can't reach me, you've got restraints holding you back," Marisol mocked.
"Not for long," Elise said. With that, she threw her arm back and hit Moby in the face, breaking his nose. She elbowed Brodi in the stomach, making him wheeze, stepped on Zoe's foot, Banged the back of her thick skull into JP's face, and used her heel to kick Eddie in the shin. When she was free from those five, she had one more person to take out, Pysmon. She grabbed his wrist and with all of her strength, flung him over her back into the wall. Zoe rushed over to him to make sure he was ok. Marisol punched Mac in the face because he was touching her big ass.
"mommy, dony make me go to school. the girls hate me." said Psymon, half conciously while staring at Elise beating the shit out of Marisol's rep. by calling her every dirty name she could think of and spilling the secrets of her love life.
"Now there are no restraints," Marisol said happily, trying a last resort to shut up Elise.
"Then bring it on you little skank." Said Elise furiously while cracking her knuckles, remembering her urge to beat Marisol to a pulp.
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OOOOOOOOOOh a heated battle! Who will win? I dunno, u will have to tune in next time. PLZ REVIEW!?!
Special thankies to my wonderful reviewers, I LOVE YOU ALL!
Rainy: yes, i just fixed my im adress yesterday. it is now sportsangel121
Nomysp's Angel: don't worry, there isnt much Zoe/Psymon, in fact, she is mad at him thru most of this fic!
LadyCourt: yes, Eddie's nickname reflects upon his wonderful fro. -^.^-!
iluvminidrew: cut the broken arm jokes or i will posess you and turn you into my personal slave! muahahahahah... and i was upsety for a good reason! he died... again.. sniffle.
psyco: lol yes, i updated. keep reviewin gurl!
goth: i figured it was val. let me take you up on that offer to assure ppl a slow agonizing death... lol!
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Chapter 3- chaos and catfights
When Eddie and Elise got back to the lodge, they heard laughter and screaming. When they entered, they just stood in the doorway, looking from the scene they saw, to each other and back into the lodge. Kaori was listening to 'Senorita' and dancing miserably, Moby looking as though he were about to throw-up with a green colored bagel next to him, Seeiah was laughing at Luther stuck in the doorway and yelling 'WHOO I RULE', Zoe and Psymon were snickering next to a broken punch bowl, Razel covered in pink shit, and Brodi in the corner of the room trying to meditate.
"Helloooo," Eddie said tentativly.
"What the fuck is going on?" screamed Elise. Everyone stopped in shock, even Kaori stopped dancing, luckily. Seeiah was complaining that Kaori's odd behavior was scaring all of the squirrels, her only friends besides Marisol.
"Thank you, Elise, know I can meditate in peace," Brodi said in a calm voice.
"Yes, thank you Elise," said Razel grabbing a towel from the bathroom and wiping his head with the towel. "I think this promotes a raise, you seem to be the only one who can control the circuit."
"You are the damn manager, so that isnt saying much!" yelled Psymon. Razel chose to ignore him.
"I am so talented that I go from being dropped to a raise in one day. Athank you!" said Elise mockingly, and she directed it towards Marisol.
"What!?! She gets a raise for fooling around her boyfriend! I'm the one working my ass off!" Marisol yelled as Elise snickered, "Shut up bitch, anyway, I'm the one who brings in the crowd!! I'm the Anna Kornickova of this circuit," Marisol added, enraged.
"No, your the whore of the circuit and you're not pretty at all," Elise retorted. "Besides, you dont need a raise. JP will get you whatever you want. You certainly depend on him enough." Elise smiled and waited for a response.
"Well at least I don't screw every guy I meet," Marisol shot back.
"That, my dear slut, is you! " said Elise cooly while folding her arms across her chest and sticking out her tounge like a five year old.
Marisol was shaking with rage as her fists were clenched and she was stumbling for words.
"Oh boy, here we go again," Zoe said to Eddie and Psymon, who nodded.
"Does anyone have popcorn?" asked Moby.
"Doez anyone have a bucket of vater?" J.P. asked with a sly smile.
"Shut up JP, you pervert, now is not the time for a wet t-shirt contest. Save it for the after party. WHOO I RULE!" said Seeiah.
After 30 minutes of yelling a cat fight started. Razel couldn't afford to have any of the riders hurt for the race at the end of the week. It took Mac, who finally returned from the woods, to hold back Marisol and Eddie, Psymon, Brodi, Moby, JP, and Zoe to hold Elise back. Kaori was dancing around happily (to Justin Timberlake of course) while Seeiah, and Luther were watching.
"This reminds me of Jerry Springer, oh, good times, when I could sit and watch hookers fight over an ugly fat man," Luther said.
"That describes you perfectly, WHOO I TOTALLY RULE!" whispered Seeiah to Kaori, who was in her own little Japanese girl world.
"Let me go, I'm going to kill the bitch!" screamed Elise. "No insults my beauty or Canada and lives to tell the tale!"
"Well, I always let you get away with calling me a latino whore-", " YOU ARE!" yelled Elise interupting her. Marisol continued "you little skank, besides, I heard that you screwed Luther behind Eddie's back." She smiled evily.
"Thats it! Its on! You're lying!" yelled Elise.
"You can't reach me, you've got restraints holding you back," Marisol mocked.
"Not for long," Elise said. With that, she threw her arm back and hit Moby in the face, breaking his nose. She elbowed Brodi in the stomach, making him wheeze, stepped on Zoe's foot, Banged the back of her thick skull into JP's face, and used her heel to kick Eddie in the shin. When she was free from those five, she had one more person to take out, Pysmon. She grabbed his wrist and with all of her strength, flung him over her back into the wall. Zoe rushed over to him to make sure he was ok. Marisol punched Mac in the face because he was touching her big ass.
"mommy, dony make me go to school. the girls hate me." said Psymon, half conciously while staring at Elise beating the shit out of Marisol's rep. by calling her every dirty name she could think of and spilling the secrets of her love life.
"Now there are no restraints," Marisol said happily, trying a last resort to shut up Elise.
"Then bring it on you little skank." Said Elise furiously while cracking her knuckles, remembering her urge to beat Marisol to a pulp.
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OOOOOOOOOOh a heated battle! Who will win? I dunno, u will have to tune in next time. PLZ REVIEW!?!