Oh, thanks for your reviews. I promise this chapter won't dissapoint. Its
longer than the rest ad it gets very very twisted right about now... And I
would like to say that I am on the favorites list of 2 ppl, THANK YOU SO
MUCH NOMYSP'S ANGEL AND ILUVMINIDREW! YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO LOVED! Sorry, erm
just r+r...
Special thanks to my reviewers, I love you all too!!:
Nomysp's Angel: i am on your favorites! that is soo special 2 me!!!
PhantomMonkey: yes, i thought Kaori's justin obsession along with horrible dancing would make a kewl twist!
Parry: I figured her rage was enough to knock out some ppl... lol! Thankies 4 the review!
Kaprice Kandy: whoo go girl power! and i like to put eddie's fro in the story b/c it is grooovy!
Hiro-Katsu: yes, Marisol Elise catfights are classic! -^.^-!
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Chapter 4- Avalanches and Somnambulistic Brits in Distress
After 15 minutes of fighting, with much applause from Mac, JP, and Luther, the girls finally stopped. Elise had a slightly bloody nose and one of Marisol's implants popped. Marisol also had a vey nasty black eye and a lump the size of Kentucky on her head.
"Damn you Canadian bitch," Marisol said coldly, embarrased.
"So, she really did have implants," Zoe said to Seeiah.
"No shit sherlock, WHOO I RULE!." Yelled the bald black chick.
"You look uneven Marisol," JP said, disapointedly. "You will get them fixzed, won't you?"
"Of course, you stupid bastard." scoffed Marisol as she trudged out of the room with her arms folded across her chest.
Elise just laughed while Eddie brought her some tissues to stop the bleeding. Kaori was sleeping with her headset on, listening to 'Rock Your Body', with her head resting on Brodi's sholder as he meditated. The were the only two who didnt seem to notice a huge war of the egos going on between the two blonde divas. Marisol rushed into the hall and grabbed the phone on the wall by the bathroom.
"Dr.Weber, I need to make an apointment," Marisol whispered into the phone,"I will be there In an hour. Thank you sooo much." She hung up the phone and grabbed the keys to JP's car. "See ya'll soon, I'll be back tomorrow."
"Stupid slut had it coming," said Elise.
"You guys really need to stop fighting," Razel said.
"What happened??" Psymon asked, finally coming around after passing out.
"Elise beating you up again for one thing, dawg." said Mac.
"There was also big cat fight and one of Marisol's implants popping." Zoe added.
"Now that sounds like entertainment," Psymon laughed, "But then again, seeing a girl sleeping on you is also very funny, Brodi."
"I won't move, even though I wish I could, but I refuse to have bad karma." replied the surfer.
"Whatever, dude, Forreal" said Mac.
"Stop trying to be black you white piece o shit wannabe! Besides your weirdness is scarin away all my lil pals (the squirells!) Whoo I rule!" yelled Seeiah.
"I think you should go to sleep, you have all had a rough night," said Razel lazily.
"Good idea, WHOO I STILL RULE!" said Seeiah as everyone groaned at her stupidityand went to their rooms.
The next few days passed by uneventfully, except for when Marisol came home from her apointment and sang karaoke along with Luther and Psymon in their boxers. The sounds of Britney Spears' song toxic rang through the lodge for a painful 3 hours. It was the day before the big Garibaldi race, everyone in the circuit would party hearty later.
"It's 4:00 in the afternoon, why are you still asleep Brodi?" said Zoe pushing Brodi off of the couch.
"Was there a party that you didn't tell us about?" Pysmon asked suspiciously.
"No, but I was tring to find Nirvana last night when I saw Moby leaving the lodge. I followed him and caught up. I started talking to him when I realized that he is a somnambulist..."
"A what??" asked Eddie, totally confused.
"Somnambulist- a sleepwalker." replied Brodi.
"Ohh, go on then," said Eddie.
"Well anyway, as I was saying, I realized that he was a somnambulist. I followed him, just to make sure he was ok, when he just fell of a cliff." Brodi said in a calm voice.
"He what?!?!?!" screamed Razel as he walked to the lodge area to join in on the conversation.
"Yea, what about it?" Eddie said while doubled over in laughter about the whole Moby fell off a cliff thing. He started choking for air from his hysteria, so Psymon passed him some water.
"That stupid Brit! He forgot his damn medication again. We need him you idiots, anyway, where are the rest of the girls?" Razel asked.
"Beats me, all I know is where my girl is," said Psymon putting his arm around Zoe.
She pushed him off and walked towards the door. "Psy, I'm not your property. I'm going to find Moby, I hope he's ok." She left without another word. Everyone was staring at Psymon.
"What the hell are you looking at you little fucker?" he asked Mac as the DJ walked into the room, staring at the fuming Canadian man.
"You seem upset. Are you mad?" Mac asked.
"DAMN MAD!" yelled Psymon.
"Hey! Damn mad spelled backwards is damn mad!" said Eddie in a happy voice.
"Shut up you rootin tootin little pansyboy!" barked Luther.
"Rootin tootin little pansyboy spelt backwards is yobysnap elttil nitoot nitoor! Imagine that!" Eddie commented gleefully.
"That is useless enough to make next months issue of the most useless information magazine." said Razell sarcastically.
"Whoa I didn't know there was one! I want a subscription!" yelled Eddie.
"Is it just me, or is Eddie acting more ridiculous than usual?" questioned Brodi.
"Mabey it was the shot of hard alcohol I put in the water he's drinkin.... I mean I have no clue." said Psymon unconvincingly.
Razel groaned and yelled at him while Psymon ran around yelling about the tooth fairy. His insanity seemed to have peaked and was only growing as Razel was screaming swear words at him.
Meanwhile...
"Moby, Moby you stupid Brit where are you?" Zoe called out.
"Zoe, is that you," shouted a female's voice.
"Who's there?" Zoe yelled back.
"Elise, Kaori, Seeiah, and the Latino whore." Elise screamed back "Turn around and you will be able to see us." Zoe spun around and saw Elise, Kaori, Seeiah, and Marisol on a ledge above her looking up at a small figure who was dangling by his shirt from the side of the mountian.
"Is that Mobes up there?" asked Zoe, who was running up the path that led to where the other girls where standing.
"Hello down there love" Moby shouted from his tree branch.
"I thought you fell off the side of a cliff," said Zoe.
"I did mate, I just got stuck up here. I'm lucky not to be dead," He said in a cheerful tone.
"Razzie is pissed at you man," Zoe yelled back up. "Apparently you forgot to take your sleeping pills." She looked at the other girls and saw Kaori mumbling something to herself with a goofy smile on her face. "Was she using ecstacy lately?" Zoe asked Seeiah.
"Justin Timberlake again, she was singing his stupid song all the way up here. I told her to shut up and she started humming to herself. Weird one she is, WHOO I RULE! She was scaring away the squirrels, and I love me some squirrels" Seeiah said over Moby, who was cursing off in his british lingo at Razel for being mad at him.
"What does that git expect me to do now that I need to use the loo?" Moby asked.
"Sorry Moby, um, we gotta go," said Zoe in her nicest voice.
"Screw that, I am NOT getting pissed on! Lets get the hell of here, except Marisol, you would need the shower, it would make you smell better, you little tramp," Elise said in a cruel voice as she smiled vapidly.
"Come a little closer and say that you Canadian bitch," Marisol said back. "I'll take you on again chica, I beat you last time," she added.
"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did."
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NOOOOOO"
"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSS-A!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Screamed Elise, annoyed again.
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESSSS!"
"No, I beat the crap out of you, well actually, the implant out of you."
"Shut up you self-conceited Canhuck."
"You do the same. You probably stole the money for your surgery from that rich, French bastard you cheat on!" They started walking with the rest of the group, fighting and exchanging words that are witheld to keep this PG- 13 the whole way home.
"So, how was your day Seeiah?" asked Zoe as she snatched Kaori's headphones.
"This little white bitch is scarin away all the woodlan creatures again with that freaky ass dance." said Seeiah while jerking a thumb at Kaori.
"Fascinating." said Zoe in a sarcastic tone.
"OOO theres one!" yelled Seeiah as she ran over to where a little squirell was standing and she tackled the poor thing.
"Careful Seeiah, those litlle things have rabies." said Zoe.
"Hewo wittle squirrely werrily. Does mr. fluffykins wanna little nutsy wutsy?" Seeiah was baby-talking to the squirrel and waving an acorn in its face.
Meanwhile, Elise and Marisol were still yelling at each other and attemting to blackmail the other one.
"I know what you did last summer!" yelled Marisol.
"So what? That guy was hot... And I know what YOU did last summer!" yelled Elise.
"OH NO YOU DON'T! I AM GONNA KILL YOU CHICA!" screeched Marisol at the top of her lungs. Elise gave her the finger, and then there was a faint rumbling in the distance.
"What the? AVALANCHE!" yelled Zoe as the girls saw a pile of snow and rocks hurling at them, and they turned around and began to run.
"NO NOT MR SQUIRELLY WHIRRELY! " screamed Seeiah as the frightened (by Seeiah, not the avalanche) squirrel scampered up a tree.
"The damn rodent will survive, chica!" exclaimed Marisol as she pulled Seeiah along with her and the other grls as they sprinted back to the lodge.
"BLOODY 'ELL!" could be heard ringing and echoeing through the mounains.
Zoe looked up and saw the avalanche roaring by Moby, but it fell 2 yards short of his toes. "MOBY!" she yelled worridley.
"He will be fine! Don't worry, keep runnung!" gasped Elise as the avalanche gained on them.
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Whee fun! (not.) Poor Moby, will he ever get down? Will he survive? Why am I asking you! I control FATE! please review! And yay for me, 12 WHOLE REVIEWS! NO FLAMES (yet..)! sorry, i am very cheery right now.. *Jumps around and does odd dances!* lol grooovy!
Special thanks to my reviewers, I love you all too!!:
Nomysp's Angel: i am on your favorites! that is soo special 2 me!!!
PhantomMonkey: yes, i thought Kaori's justin obsession along with horrible dancing would make a kewl twist!
Parry: I figured her rage was enough to knock out some ppl... lol! Thankies 4 the review!
Kaprice Kandy: whoo go girl power! and i like to put eddie's fro in the story b/c it is grooovy!
Hiro-Katsu: yes, Marisol Elise catfights are classic! -^.^-!
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Chapter 4- Avalanches and Somnambulistic Brits in Distress
After 15 minutes of fighting, with much applause from Mac, JP, and Luther, the girls finally stopped. Elise had a slightly bloody nose and one of Marisol's implants popped. Marisol also had a vey nasty black eye and a lump the size of Kentucky on her head.
"Damn you Canadian bitch," Marisol said coldly, embarrased.
"So, she really did have implants," Zoe said to Seeiah.
"No shit sherlock, WHOO I RULE!." Yelled the bald black chick.
"You look uneven Marisol," JP said, disapointedly. "You will get them fixzed, won't you?"
"Of course, you stupid bastard." scoffed Marisol as she trudged out of the room with her arms folded across her chest.
Elise just laughed while Eddie brought her some tissues to stop the bleeding. Kaori was sleeping with her headset on, listening to 'Rock Your Body', with her head resting on Brodi's sholder as he meditated. The were the only two who didnt seem to notice a huge war of the egos going on between the two blonde divas. Marisol rushed into the hall and grabbed the phone on the wall by the bathroom.
"Dr.Weber, I need to make an apointment," Marisol whispered into the phone,"I will be there In an hour. Thank you sooo much." She hung up the phone and grabbed the keys to JP's car. "See ya'll soon, I'll be back tomorrow."
"Stupid slut had it coming," said Elise.
"You guys really need to stop fighting," Razel said.
"What happened??" Psymon asked, finally coming around after passing out.
"Elise beating you up again for one thing, dawg." said Mac.
"There was also big cat fight and one of Marisol's implants popping." Zoe added.
"Now that sounds like entertainment," Psymon laughed, "But then again, seeing a girl sleeping on you is also very funny, Brodi."
"I won't move, even though I wish I could, but I refuse to have bad karma." replied the surfer.
"Whatever, dude, Forreal" said Mac.
"Stop trying to be black you white piece o shit wannabe! Besides your weirdness is scarin away all my lil pals (the squirells!) Whoo I rule!" yelled Seeiah.
"I think you should go to sleep, you have all had a rough night," said Razel lazily.
"Good idea, WHOO I STILL RULE!" said Seeiah as everyone groaned at her stupidityand went to their rooms.
The next few days passed by uneventfully, except for when Marisol came home from her apointment and sang karaoke along with Luther and Psymon in their boxers. The sounds of Britney Spears' song toxic rang through the lodge for a painful 3 hours. It was the day before the big Garibaldi race, everyone in the circuit would party hearty later.
"It's 4:00 in the afternoon, why are you still asleep Brodi?" said Zoe pushing Brodi off of the couch.
"Was there a party that you didn't tell us about?" Pysmon asked suspiciously.
"No, but I was tring to find Nirvana last night when I saw Moby leaving the lodge. I followed him and caught up. I started talking to him when I realized that he is a somnambulist..."
"A what??" asked Eddie, totally confused.
"Somnambulist- a sleepwalker." replied Brodi.
"Ohh, go on then," said Eddie.
"Well anyway, as I was saying, I realized that he was a somnambulist. I followed him, just to make sure he was ok, when he just fell of a cliff." Brodi said in a calm voice.
"He what?!?!?!" screamed Razel as he walked to the lodge area to join in on the conversation.
"Yea, what about it?" Eddie said while doubled over in laughter about the whole Moby fell off a cliff thing. He started choking for air from his hysteria, so Psymon passed him some water.
"That stupid Brit! He forgot his damn medication again. We need him you idiots, anyway, where are the rest of the girls?" Razel asked.
"Beats me, all I know is where my girl is," said Psymon putting his arm around Zoe.
She pushed him off and walked towards the door. "Psy, I'm not your property. I'm going to find Moby, I hope he's ok." She left without another word. Everyone was staring at Psymon.
"What the hell are you looking at you little fucker?" he asked Mac as the DJ walked into the room, staring at the fuming Canadian man.
"You seem upset. Are you mad?" Mac asked.
"DAMN MAD!" yelled Psymon.
"Hey! Damn mad spelled backwards is damn mad!" said Eddie in a happy voice.
"Shut up you rootin tootin little pansyboy!" barked Luther.
"Rootin tootin little pansyboy spelt backwards is yobysnap elttil nitoot nitoor! Imagine that!" Eddie commented gleefully.
"That is useless enough to make next months issue of the most useless information magazine." said Razell sarcastically.
"Whoa I didn't know there was one! I want a subscription!" yelled Eddie.
"Is it just me, or is Eddie acting more ridiculous than usual?" questioned Brodi.
"Mabey it was the shot of hard alcohol I put in the water he's drinkin.... I mean I have no clue." said Psymon unconvincingly.
Razel groaned and yelled at him while Psymon ran around yelling about the tooth fairy. His insanity seemed to have peaked and was only growing as Razel was screaming swear words at him.
Meanwhile...
"Moby, Moby you stupid Brit where are you?" Zoe called out.
"Zoe, is that you," shouted a female's voice.
"Who's there?" Zoe yelled back.
"Elise, Kaori, Seeiah, and the Latino whore." Elise screamed back "Turn around and you will be able to see us." Zoe spun around and saw Elise, Kaori, Seeiah, and Marisol on a ledge above her looking up at a small figure who was dangling by his shirt from the side of the mountian.
"Is that Mobes up there?" asked Zoe, who was running up the path that led to where the other girls where standing.
"Hello down there love" Moby shouted from his tree branch.
"I thought you fell off the side of a cliff," said Zoe.
"I did mate, I just got stuck up here. I'm lucky not to be dead," He said in a cheerful tone.
"Razzie is pissed at you man," Zoe yelled back up. "Apparently you forgot to take your sleeping pills." She looked at the other girls and saw Kaori mumbling something to herself with a goofy smile on her face. "Was she using ecstacy lately?" Zoe asked Seeiah.
"Justin Timberlake again, she was singing his stupid song all the way up here. I told her to shut up and she started humming to herself. Weird one she is, WHOO I RULE! She was scaring away the squirrels, and I love me some squirrels" Seeiah said over Moby, who was cursing off in his british lingo at Razel for being mad at him.
"What does that git expect me to do now that I need to use the loo?" Moby asked.
"Sorry Moby, um, we gotta go," said Zoe in her nicest voice.
"Screw that, I am NOT getting pissed on! Lets get the hell of here, except Marisol, you would need the shower, it would make you smell better, you little tramp," Elise said in a cruel voice as she smiled vapidly.
"Come a little closer and say that you Canadian bitch," Marisol said back. "I'll take you on again chica, I beat you last time," she added.
"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did."
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NOOOOOO"
"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSS-A!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Screamed Elise, annoyed again.
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESSSS!"
"No, I beat the crap out of you, well actually, the implant out of you."
"Shut up you self-conceited Canhuck."
"You do the same. You probably stole the money for your surgery from that rich, French bastard you cheat on!" They started walking with the rest of the group, fighting and exchanging words that are witheld to keep this PG- 13 the whole way home.
"So, how was your day Seeiah?" asked Zoe as she snatched Kaori's headphones.
"This little white bitch is scarin away all the woodlan creatures again with that freaky ass dance." said Seeiah while jerking a thumb at Kaori.
"Fascinating." said Zoe in a sarcastic tone.
"OOO theres one!" yelled Seeiah as she ran over to where a little squirell was standing and she tackled the poor thing.
"Careful Seeiah, those litlle things have rabies." said Zoe.
"Hewo wittle squirrely werrily. Does mr. fluffykins wanna little nutsy wutsy?" Seeiah was baby-talking to the squirrel and waving an acorn in its face.
Meanwhile, Elise and Marisol were still yelling at each other and attemting to blackmail the other one.
"I know what you did last summer!" yelled Marisol.
"So what? That guy was hot... And I know what YOU did last summer!" yelled Elise.
"OH NO YOU DON'T! I AM GONNA KILL YOU CHICA!" screeched Marisol at the top of her lungs. Elise gave her the finger, and then there was a faint rumbling in the distance.
"What the? AVALANCHE!" yelled Zoe as the girls saw a pile of snow and rocks hurling at them, and they turned around and began to run.
"NO NOT MR SQUIRELLY WHIRRELY! " screamed Seeiah as the frightened (by Seeiah, not the avalanche) squirrel scampered up a tree.
"The damn rodent will survive, chica!" exclaimed Marisol as she pulled Seeiah along with her and the other grls as they sprinted back to the lodge.
"BLOODY 'ELL!" could be heard ringing and echoeing through the mounains.
Zoe looked up and saw the avalanche roaring by Moby, but it fell 2 yards short of his toes. "MOBY!" she yelled worridley.
"He will be fine! Don't worry, keep runnung!" gasped Elise as the avalanche gained on them.
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Whee fun! (not.) Poor Moby, will he ever get down? Will he survive? Why am I asking you! I control FATE! please review! And yay for me, 12 WHOLE REVIEWS! NO FLAMES (yet..)! sorry, i am very cheery right now.. *Jumps around and does odd dances!* lol grooovy!